Download or read book Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes written by Michelle M. Pillow and published by The Raven Books LLC. This book was released on 2018-06-26 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Lucky Valley, Colorado, where nothing is quite what it seems. Lily Goode wasn’t aware she had an inheritance waiting for her in the form of a huge Victorian house in Lucky Valley, Colorado. Life might finally be coming together for her. That is if you don’t count the endless home repairs, dealing with eccentric Aunt Polly who claims they’re both witches, and Nolan Dawson the handsome home inspector who seems to have it out for her, then, sure, life is grand. Oh and not to mention the strange hallucinations and garden gnomes who are far more than lawn ornaments. If mysterious accidents don’t do her in, then the rebellious gnomes just might. With the help of Aunt Polly, it’s up to Lily to discover who’s sabotaging her new home and trying to drive the Goodes out of Lucky Valley once and for all. From NY Times & USA TODAY Bestselling Author, Michelle M. Pillow, a Cozy Mystery Paranormal Romantic Comedy. 5 Stars! "Holy HedgeWitches! This is a fab new cosy series." Nikki's Book Nook ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ About the (Un)Lucky Valley Series Did you love Fooled Around and Spelled in Love, and Curses and Cupcakes by Michelle M. Pillow? Did Aunt Polly tickle your funny bone? If so, just wait until you read the next crazy adventure Aunt Polly has up her sleeve. My two books in the Happily Everlasting series are prequels to the (Un)Lucky Valley series. Books in The Happily Everlasting Series can be read in ANY order! Series can be read in any order. Happily Everlasting was a group project I did with three other amazing authors: Mandy M. Roth, Jana DeLeon, & Kristen Painter. (Un)Lucky Valley series is by (me) Michelle M. Pillow. Rating: Clean and Wholesome Praise For Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes 5 Stars! "Love this author, love this book!" - Kristen Painter, USA Today Best Selling author (2019) 5 Stars! "I love a great cozy mystery, and Michelle M. Pillow ramps it up with humor, a great cast of secondary characters and adds the paranormal! C'mon - garden gnomes?! Yes!!!" - Jill Monroe, international best selling author (2019) (Un)Lucky Valley Cozy Mysteries Fooled Around and Spelled in Love (Prequel Story) Curses and Cupcakes (Prequel Story) Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes Any Witch Way But Goode A Potion for Your Thoughts Topics: women sleuths, mystery romance, clean romance, witch, comedy, funny, paranormal romance, romantic comedy, paranormal cozy, mystery, amateur detective, Romantic Comedy, animal, magic detective, Witches & Wizards, Mystery & Detective, cozy mystery, cosy, witch romance, pnr, magic, witchcraft, ghosts, spirits, humorous, fantasy, cozy pnr, coffee house, culinary, crafts, coffeeshop, business owner, Amateur Sleuth, baker, werewolf romance, shifter, clean romance, witch, comedy, funny, paranormal romance, romantic comedy, paranormal cozy, mystery, amateur detective, Romantic Comedy, animal, magic detective, Witches & Wizards, Werewolves & Shifters, Mystery & Detective, cozy mystery, cosy, wolf-shifter, witch romance, wolf shifter, shapeshifter, pnr, magic, witchcraft, garden gnomes, ghost town, curse, charmed, ghosts, spirits, humorous, fantasy, cozy pnr, Amateur Sleuth, bed and breakfast, craft, culinary, cats Michelle M. Pillow®, Warlocks MacGregor®, and Lords of the Var® are registered trademarks of The Raven Books LLC​

Download or read book Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes written by Michelle Pillow and published by . This book was released on 2018-06-19 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Lucky Valley where nothing is quite what it seems.Lily Goode wasn't aware she had an inheritance waiting for her in the form of a huge Victorian house in Lucky Valley, Colorado. Life might finally be coming together for her. That is if you don't count the endless home repairs, dealing with eccentric Aunt Polly who claims they're both witches, and Nolan Dawson the handsome home inspector who seems to have it out for her, then, sure, life is grand. Oh and not to mention the strange hallucinations and garden gnomes who are far more than lawn ornaments. If mysterious accidents don't do her in, then the rebellious gnomes just might. With the help of Aunt Polly, it's up to Lily to discover who's sabotaging her new home and trying to drive the Goodes out of Lucky Valley once and for all.From NY Times & USA TODAY Bestselling Author, Michelle M. Pillow, a Cozy Mystery Paranormal Romantic Comedy.

Download or read book Bad to the Gnome written by Michelle M. Pillow and published by The Raven Books LLC. This book was released on 2022-05-31 with total page 749 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Collection of Four Cozy Paranormal Mystery Romances by Michelle M. Pillow! Welcome to Everlasting, Maine, where there’s no such thing as normal, and to Lucky Valley, Colorado, where nothing is quite what it seems. This Collection Includes: Fooled Around and Spelled in Love Curses and Cupcakes Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes Any Witch Way But Goode A Cozy Mystery Paranormal Romantic Comedy Collection from NY Times & USA TODAY Bestselling Author, Michelle M. Pillow. ______________ Fooled Around and Spelled in Love Anna Crawford is well aware her town is filled with supernaturals, but she isn’t exactly willing to embrace her paranormal gifts. Her aunt says she’s a witch-in-denial. All Anna wants is to live a quiet “normal” life and run her business, Witch’s Brew Coffee Shop and Bakery. But everything is about to be turned upside down the moment Jackson Argent walks into her life. Jackson isn’t sure why he agreed to come back to his boyhood home of Everlasting. It's like a spell was cast and he couldn't say no. Covering the Cranberry Festival isn’t exactly the hard-hitting news this reporter is used to. But when a local death is ruled an accident, and the police aren’t interested in investigating, he takes it upon himself to get to the bottom of the mystery. To do that, he'll need to enlist the help of the beautiful coffee shop owner. It soon becomes apparent things are not what they seem and more than coffee is brewing in Everlasting. ______________ Curses and Cupcakes Marcy Lewis is cursed (honestly and truly) which makes dating very interesting. With a string of loser boyfriends behind her, she’s done looking for love in all the wrong places. That is until the new firefighter arrives in the sleepy seaside town of Everlasting. Nicholas Logan is unlike any other man she’s ever had in her life. When someone starts sending her photographs that raise a red flag it soon becomes apparent that she’s not just cursed, she’s in serious danger. Nicholas doesn’t know what to make of the charismatic young woman managing the local coffee shop. As a string of mysterious fires begin popping up around town, the two unite in search of clues as to who or what is responsible, discovering along the way that things are very rarely what they seem to be. ______________ Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes Lily Goode wasn't aware she had an inheritance waiting for her in the form of a huge Victorian house in Lucky Valley, Colorado. Life might finally be coming together for her. That is if you don't count the endless home repairs, dealing with eccentric Aunt Polly who claims they're both witches, and Nolan Dawson the handsome home inspector who seems to have it out for her, then, sure, life is grand. Oh and not to mention the strange hallucinations and garden gnomes who are far more than lawn ornaments. If mysterious accidents don't do her in, then the rebellious gnomes just might. With the help of Aunt Polly, it's up to Lily to discover who's sabotaging her new home and trying to drive the Goodes out of Lucky Valley once and for all. ______________ Any Witch Way But Goode The Garden Gnome Bed and Breakfast might be a new kooky weekend getaway spot, but for Lily Goode the inheritance represents the promise of a stable future for her and her siblings. Unfortunately, the house isn’t the only thing she inherited. The Bed and Breakfast also comes equipped with witchy Aunt Polly, troublesome garden gnomes, a town that hates her, newfound magical powers that misfire, and a werewolf boyfriend she shouldn’t have asked to move in with her. When a guest is found dead during her grand opening, Lily knows she has to solve the mystery of what happened before the B&B is closed forever. Lucky for her Aunt Polly is here to help save the day. ___________________________ Rating: Clean and Wholesome About the (Un)Lucky Valley & Happily Everlasting Series My two books in the Happily Everlasting series are prequels to the (Un)Lucky Valley series. Books in The Happily Everlasting Series can be read in ANY order! Series can be read in any order. Happily Everlasting was a group project I did with three other amazing authors: Mandy M. Roth, Jana DeLeon, & Kristen Painter. (Un)Lucky Valley series is by (me) Michelle M. Pillow. ______________ Praise For Fooled Around and Spelled in Love Part of the USA TODAY bestselling series: Happily Everlasting! 5 Stars! "A wonderful magical intriguing and enjoyable read!" - F Robin, Bookbub (2021) 5 Stars! "It had romance magic and lots of suspense. I did not know who the killer was until the end and I'm usually pretty good at figuring it out which was a plus for me." - Willow Webster, Bookbub ______________ Praise For Curses and Cupcakes Part of the USA TODAY bestselling series: Happily Everlasting! 5 Stars! "Loved it from start! I couldn't put it down, the mystery, the suspense and the intricate plot, made it a very tun fun reading!" - Rossana V, Bookbub (2021) 5 Stars! "The characters are awesome and the story grabs you and then keeps you laughing at all the antics that are going on." - Xantippi Leska, Bookbub (2021) ______________ Praise For Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes 5 Stars! "Love this author, love this book!" - Kristen Painter, USA Today Best Selling author (2019) 5 Stars! "I love a great cozy mystery, and Michelle M. Pillow ramps it up with humor, a great cast of secondary characters and adds the paranormal! C'mon - garden gnomes?! Yes!!!" - Jill Monroe, international best selling author (2019) ______________ Praise For Any Witch Way But Goode 5 Stars! "This is a fun book with disasters coming every which way. Nolan and Lily are trying to keep their heads above water and keep the B&B afloat. There’s drama, danger, suspense, and fun." - catsdogsx5, Bookbub (2019) 5 Stars! "What a twisty, humorous book. Bed and Breakfast or a nuthouse? Zany characters abound with Aunt Polly at the helm." - Karen Fisher, Bookbub (2019) ____________________________ Topics: small town romance, women sleuths, mystery romance, clean romance, witch, comedy, funny, paranormal romance, romantic comedy, paranormal cozy, mystery, amateur detective, Romantic Comedy, animal, magic detective, Witches & Wizards, Mystery & Detective, cozy mystery, cosy, witch romance, pnr, magic, witchcraft, ghosts, spirits, humorous, fantasy, cozy pnr, coffee house, culinary, crafts, coffeeshop, business owner, Amateur Sleuth, baker, werewolf romance, shifter, clean romance, witch, comedy, funny, paranormal romance, romantic comedy, paranormal cozy, mystery, amateur detective, Romantic Comedy, animal, magic detective, Witches & Wizards, Werewolves & Shifters, Mystery & Detective, cozy mystery, cosy, wolf-shifter, witch romance, wolf shifter, shapeshifter, pnr, magic, witchcraft, garden gnomes, ghost town, curse, charmed, ghosts, spirits, humorous, fantasy, cozy pnr, Amateur Sleuth, bed and breakfast, craft, culinary, cats Michelle M. 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Download or read book Curses and Cupcakes A Cozy Paranormal Mystery written by Michelle M. Pillow and published by The Raven Books LLC. This book was released on 2018-12-01 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Everlasting, Maine, where there's no such thing as normal. Marcy Lewis is cursed (honestly and truly) which makes dating very interesting. With a string of loser boyfriends behind her, she’s done looking for love in all the wrong places. That is until the new firefighter arrives in the sleepy seaside town of Everlasting. Nicholas Logan is unlike any other man she’s ever had in her life. When someone starts sending her photographs that raise a red flag it soon becomes apparent that she’s not just cursed, she’s in serious danger. Nicholas doesn’t know what to make of the charismatic young woman managing the local coffee shop. As a string of mysterious fires begin popping up around town, the two unite in search of clues as to who or what is responsible, discovering along the way that things are very rarely what they seem to be. *Books in The Happily Everlasting Series can be read in ANY order! From NY Times & USA TODAY Bestselling Author, Michelle M. Pillow, a Cozy Mystery Paranormal Romantic Comedy. Part of the USA TODAY bestselling series: Happily Everlasting! ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ About the (Un)Lucky Valley & Happily Everlasting Series My two books in the Happily Everlasting series are prequels to the (Un)Lucky Valley series. Books in The Happily Everlasting Series can be read in ANY order! Series can be read in any order. Happily Everlasting was a group project I did with three other amazing authors: Mandy M. Roth, Jana DeLeon, & Kristen Painter. (Un)Lucky Valley series is by (me) Michelle M. Pillow. Rating: Clean and Wholesome Praise For Curses and Cupcakes 5 Stars! "Loved it from start! I couldn't put it down, the mystery, the suspense and the intricate plot, made it a very tun fun reading!" - Rossana V, Bookbub (2021)  5 Stars! "The characters are awesome and the story grabs you and then keeps you laughing at all the antics that are going on." - Xantippi Leska, Bookbub (2021) Cozy Mysteries Reading Order Fooled Around and Spelled in Love Curses and Cupcakes Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes Any Witch Way But Goode A Potion for Your Thoughts Topics: women sleuths, mystery romance, clean romance, witch, comedy, funny, paranormal romance, romantic comedy, paranormal cozy, mystery, amateur detective, Romantic Comedy, animal, magic detective, Witches & Wizards, Mystery & Detective, cozy mystery, cosy, witch romance, pnr, magic, witchcraft, ghosts, spirits, humorous, fantasy, cozy pnr, coffee house, culinary, crafts, coffeeshop, business owner, Amateur Sleuth, baker, cats.

Download or read book Fooled Around and Spelled in Love A Cozy Paranormal Mystery written by Michelle M. Pillow and published by The Raven Books LLC. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Everlasting, Maine, where there's no such thing as normal. Anna Crawford is well aware her town is filled with supernaturals, but she isn't exactly willing to embrace her paranormal gifts. Her aunt says she's a witch-in-denial. All Anna wants is to live a quiet "normal" life and run her business, Witch's Brew Coffee Shop and Bakery. But everything is about to be turned upside down the moment Jackson Argent walks into her life. Jackson isn't sure why he agreed to come back to his boyhood home of Everlasting. It's like a spell was cast and he couldn't say no. Covering the Cranberry Festival isn't exactly the hard-hitting news this reporter is used to. But when a local death is ruled an accident, and the police aren't interested in investigating, he takes it upon himself to get to the bottom of the mystery. To do that, he'll need to enlist the help of the beautiful coffee shop owner. It soon becomes apparent things are not what they seem and more than coffee is brewing in Everlasting. *Books in The Happily Everlasting Series can be read in ANY order! From NY Times & USA TODAY Bestselling Author, Michelle M. Pillow, a Cozy Mystery Paranormal Romantic Comedy. Part of the USA TODAY bestselling series: Happily Everlasting! ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ About the (Un)Lucky Valley & Happily Everlasting Series My two books in the Happily Everlasting series are prequels to the (Un)Lucky Valley series. Books in The Happily Everlasting Series can be read in ANY order! Series can be read in any order. Happily Everlasting was a group project I did with three other amazing authors: Mandy M. Roth, Jana DeLeon, & Kristen Painter. (Un)Lucky Valley series is by (me) Michelle M. Pillow. Rating: Clean and Wholesome Praise For Fooled Around and Spelled in Love 5 Stars! "A wonderful magical intriguing and enjoyable read!" - F Robin, Bookbub (2021) 5 Stars! "It had romance magic and lots of suspense. I did not know who the killer was until the end and I'm usually pretty good at figuring it out which was a plus for me." - Willow Webster, Bookbub (2021) 5 Stars! "This is a super fun, and sweet paranormal cozy mystery. Loved it! It is cute and entertaining, with romance and great characters." Marianne, Bookbub (2021) Cozy Mysteries Reading Order Fooled Around and Spelled in Love Curses and Cupcakes Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes Any Witch Way But Goode Topics: women sleuths, mystery romance, clean romance, witch, comedy, funny, paranormal romance, romantic comedy, paranormal cozy, mystery, amateur detective, Romantic Comedy, animal, magic detective, Witches & Wizards, Mystery & Detective, cozy mystery, cosy, witch romance, pnr, magic, witchcraft, ghosts, spirits, humorous, fantasy, cozy pnr, coffee house, culinary, crafts, coffeeshop, business owner, Amateur Sleuth, baker.

Download or read book Any Witch Way But Goode written by Michelle M. Pillow and published by The Raven Books LLC. This book was released on 2019-06-10 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Lucky Valley, Colorado, where nothing is quite what it seems. The Garden Gnome Bed and Breakfast might be a new kooky weekend getaway spot, but for Lily Goode the inheritance represents the promise of a stable future for her and her siblings. Unfortunately, the house isn’t the only thing she inherited. The bed-and-breakfast also comes equipped with witchy Aunt Polly, troublesome garden gnomes, a town that hates her, newfound magical powers that misfire, and a werewolf boyfriend she shouldn’t have asked to move in with her. When a guest is found dead during her grand opening, Lily knows she has to solve the mystery of what happened before the B&B is closed forever. Lucky for her, Aunt Polly is here to help save the day. From NY Times & USA TODAY Bestselling Author, Michelle M. Pillow, a Cozy Mystery Paranormal Romantic Comedy. 5 Stars! "Holy HedgeWitches! This is a fab new cosy series." Nikki's Book Nook ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Rating: Clean and Wholesome Praise For Any Witch Way But Goode 5 Stars! "This is a fun book with disasters coming every which way. Nolan and Lily are trying to keep their heads above water and keep the B&B afloat. There’s drama, danger, suspense, and fun." - catsdogsx5, Bookbub (2019) 5 Stars! "What a twisty, humorous book. Bed and Breakfast or a nuthouse? Zany characters abound with Aunt Polly at the helm." - Karen Fisher, Bookbub (2019) (Un)Lucky Valley Cozy Mysteries Fooled Around and Spelled in Love (Prequel Story) Curses and Cupcakes (Prequel Story) Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes Any Witch Way But Goode A Potion for Your Thoughts Topics: women sleuths, mystery romance, clean romance, witch, comedy, funny, paranormal romance, romantic comedy, paranormal cozy, mystery, amateur detective, Romantic Comedy, animal, magic detective, Witches & Wizards, Mystery & Detective, cozy mystery, cosy, witch romance, pnr, magic, witchcraft, ghosts, spirits, humorous, fantasy, cozy pnr, coffee house, culinary, crafts, coffeeshop, business owner, Amateur Sleuth, baker, werewolf romance, shifter, clean romance, witch, comedy, funny, paranormal romance, romantic comedy, paranormal cozy, mystery, amateur detective, Romantic Comedy, animal, magic detective, Witches & Wizards, Werewolves & Shifters, Mystery & Detective, cozy mystery, cosy, wolf-shifter, witch romance, wolf shifter, shapeshifter, pnr, magic, witchcraft, garden gnomes, ghost town, curse, charmed, ghosts, spirits, humorous, fantasy, cozy pnr, Amateur Sleuth, bed and breakfast, craft, culinary, cats Michelle M. Pillow®, Warlocks MacGregor®, and Lords of the Var® are registered trademarks of The Raven Books LLC​

Download or read book 2021 Super Fan Book Catalog Official Michelle M Pillow Super Fan s Checklist and Reading Order written by Michelle M. Pillow and published by The Raven Books LLC. This book was released on 2018-04-01 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author Authorized Reading Guide! PLEASE NOTE: This book contains ONLY A LIST OF TITLES of Michelle M. Pillow® books. Find suggested reading guides for the fan favorite, Qurilixen World Novels, with reader tips. Author Recommended Reading Order and Series Guide for the Qurilixen World Novels and Other Series: Warlocks MacGregor®, Dragon Lords, Lords of the Var®, Space Lords, Galaxy Alien Mail Order Brides, Captured by a Dragon-Shifter and More! As well as a complete list of all Michelle M. Pillow® books. This booklist is complete as of July 2024. Please watch for updated versions. Michelle has over 100 books. This guide is a list of those books, with helpful reading guides for her popular series. Michelle M. Pillow®, New York Times & USA TODAY Bestselling Author Michelle loves to travel and try new things, whether it's a paranormal investigation of an old Vaudeville Theatre or climbing Mayan temples in Belize. She's addicted to movies and used to drive her mother crazy while quoting random scenes with her brother. Though it has yet to happen, her dream is to be a zombie in a horror movie. For the most part she can be found wearing pajama pants and drinking coffee. There may or may not be dancing. It’s all part of the creative process. She loves to hear from readers. They can contact her through her website. PLEASE NOTE: This book contains ONLY A LIST OF TITLES of Michelle M. Pillow® books. This information is free on Michelle's website. Contains a Chronological Guide and a Series Order Guide for the Qurilixen World Books. Contains the following Series Guides: Dragon Lords Lords of the Var® Dynasty Lords Space Lords Qurilixen Lords Captured by a Dragon-Shifter Galaxy Alien Mail Order Brides Galaxy Mates Warlocks MacGregor® Order of Magic Lords of the Abyss Divinity Warriors Divinity Healers The Happily Everlasting Series (Un)Lucky Valley Tribes of the Vampire Call of the Lycan Trilogy Realm Immortal Matthews Sisters Contemporary Stand Alone Titles Historical Stand Alone Titles Paranormal Stand Alone Titles Stop Dragon My Heart Around Naughty Cupid Trilogy Michelle M. Pillow's Pen Names And More! PLEASE NOTE: This book contains ONLY A LIST OF TITLES of Michelle M. Pillow® books. This information is free on Michelle's website. Includes: Paranormal Romance, wolf shifter, Shapeshifter Romance, Shifter, Fantasy, Alpha Male, Romance, paranormal, fated mates, nobility, royalty, action and adventure, romantic comedy, fantasy, bad boy hero, hea, werewolves, magic, curse, werewolf romance, wolf-shifter, mermen, mermaid, women sleuths, mystery romance, witch, comedy, funny, paranormal romance, romantic comedy, paranormal cozy, mystery, amateur detective, Romantic Comedy, animal, magic detective, Witches & Wizards, cosy, witch romance, pnr, magic, witchcraft, ghosts, spirits, humorous, fantasy, cozy pnr, alternate reality romance, Science Fiction, dragon shifter, cat shifter, damaged hero, book list, reading order, Qurilixen World, Psychic, sfr, space exploration, prisoner, kick ass heroine, first contact romance, kick butt chick, space exploration, space romance, space opera, space adventure, galactic romance, galactic quest, time travel, pirate, space pirate, cyborg romance, women's fiction, paranormal women's fiction Michelle M. Pillow®, Warlocks MacGregor®, and Lords of the Var® are registered trademarks of The Raven Books LLC

Download or read book A Potion for Your Thoughts written by Michelle M. Pillow and published by The Raven Books LLC. This book was released on 2023-07-24 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where the magic of love meets the power of the paranormal, the spell is unbreakable. Jesse Goode has spent the last two years avoiding going to Lucky Valley, Colorado, to claim an inheritance she doesn’t want. But when supernatural dangers threaten the only thing she cares about, she has no choice. Welcome to Lucky Valley where nothing is quite what it seems.  This novella was originally published in the Witching the Night Away anthology. From NY Times & USA TODAY Bestselling Author, Michelle M. Pillow, a Cozy Mystery Paranormal Romantic Comedy.

Download or read book How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack written by Chuck Sambuchino and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-09-07 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Move over zombies and adolescent vampires. There’s a new threat in town—and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system—Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply—for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, and—in the event that a secured perimeter is breached—confronting and combating the attackers at close range.

Download or read book Garden Gnome Stories written by Gray, Thomas Mitchell and published by Trafford. This book was released on 2005 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It is a little known fact that garden Gnomes are actually living Gnomes." Leroy and Maude are two of these wonderful, lovely creatures. Here are some of their adventures.

Download or read book Good Night Garden Gnome written by Jamichael Henterly and published by Dial. This book was released on 2001 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Depicts a gnome at work and play in his garden.

Download or read book Gnomes written by Wil Huygen and published by Bantam. This book was released on 1979 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everything anyone ever wanted to know about gnomes, plus colorful illustrations identifying these unusual little creatures.

Download or read book Tales from the Gas Station Volume Two written by Jack Townsend and published by Jack Townsend. This book was released on with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nightshift clerk and high-functioning insomniac Jack is back to work, trying his best to keep out of trouble. But when his chain-smoking coworker discovers a mysterious radio signal revealing the guarded secrets of their town, Jack will learn that an annoying new dayshift manager is far from the worst of his problems. In this second installment of the Gas Station saga, Jack finds himself entangled in his most harrowing adventure yet. With the newest crew of coworkers along for the ride and the resident psychopath out for his blood, our hero(?) must navigate the drama of small-town murder conspiracies, vigilante justice, and demonic summoning rituals...whether he wants to or not.

Download or read book Child of God written by Cormac McCarthy and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2010-08-11 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the bestselling author of The Passenger and the Pulitzer Prize–winning novel The Road • In this taut, chilling story, Lester Ballard—a violent, dispossessed man falsely accused of rape—haunts the hill country of East Tennessee when he is released from jail. While telling his story, Cormac McCarthy depicts the most sordid aspects of life with dignity, humor, and characteristic lyrical brilliance. "Like the novelists he admires-Melville, Dostoyevsky, Faulkner-Cormac McCarthy has created an imaginative oeuvre greater and deeper than any single book. Such writers wrestle with the gods themselves." —Washington Post Look for Cormac McCarthy's latest bestselling novels, The Passenger and Stella Maris.

Download or read book The Child That Haunts Us written by Susan Hancock and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2016-02-04 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Child That Haunts Us focuses on the symbolic use of the child archetype through the exploration of miniature characters from the realms of children’s literature. Jung argued that the child archetype should never be mistaken for the ‘real’ child. In this book Susan Hancock considers how the child is portrayed in literature and fairytale and explores the suggestion from Jung and Bachelard that the symbolic resonance of the miniature is inversely proportionate to its size. We encounter many instances where the miniature characters are a visibly vulnerable ‘other’, yet often these occur in association with images of the supernatural, as the desired or feared object of adult imagination. In The Child That Haunts Us it is emphasised that the treatment by any society, past or present, of its smallest and most vulnerable members is truly revealing of the values it really holds. This original and sensitive exploration will be of particular interest to undergraduate and postgraduate students as well as academics engaged in Jungian studies, children’s literature, childhood studies and those with an interest in socio-cultural constructions of childhood.

Download or read book Sugarplum Way written by Debbie Mason and published by Forever. This book was released on 2017-10-31 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A second chance is in store for two people in need of a Christmas miracle in this Harmony Harbor small-town romance from USA Today bestselling author Debbie Mason—perfect for fans of New York Times bestselling authors Brenda Novak and RaeAnne Thayne. ​ Romance writer Julia Landon knows how to write a happily-ever-after. Creating one for herself is a whole different story. But after a surprising--and surprisingly passionate--kiss under the mistletoe at Harmony Harbor's holiday party last year, Julia thought she might have finally found her very own chance at true love. Until she learns her Mr. Tall, Dark, and Broodingly Handsome has sworn off relationships. Well, if she can't have him in real life, Julia knows just how to get the next best thing.... Aidan's only priority is to be the best single dad ever. And this year, he plans to make the holidays magical for his little girl, Ella Rose. But visions of stolen kisses under the mistletoe keep dancing in his head, and when he finds out Julia has written him into her latest novel, he can't help imagining the possibilities of a future together. Little does he know, though, Julia has been keeping a secret that threatens all their dreams. Luckily, 'tis the season for a little Christmas magic.

Download or read book The House in the Cerulean Sea written by TJ Klune and published by Tor Books. This book was released on 2020-03-17 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A NEW YORK TIMES, USA TODAY, and WASHINGTON POST BESTSELLER! A 2021 Alex Award winner! The 2021 RUSA Reading List: Fantasy Winner! An Indie Next Pick! One of Publishers Weekly's "Most Anticipated Books of Spring 2020" One of Book Riot’s “20 Must-Read Feel-Good Fantasies” Lambda Literary Award-winning author TJ Klune’s bestselling, breakout contemporary fantasy that's "1984 meets The Umbrella Academy with a pinch of Douglas Adams thrown in." (Gail Carriger) Linus Baker is a by-the-book case worker in the Department in Charge of Magical Youth. He's tasked with determining whether six dangerous magical children are likely to bring about the end of the world. Arthur Parnassus is the master of the orphanage. He would do anything to keep the children safe, even if it means the world will burn. And his secrets will come to light. The House in the Cerulean Sea is an enchanting love story, masterfully told, about the profound experience of discovering an unlikely family in an unexpected place—and realizing that family is yours. "1984 meets The Umbrella Academy with a pinch of Douglas Adams thrown in." —Gail Carriger, New York Times bestselling author of Soulless At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.