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Download or read book A Laugh a Minute written by Reader's Digest Staff and published by Reader's Digest Association. This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This original collection of hilarious moments, witty observations and real-life funnies will have you laughing your socks off.

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Download or read book Gridlock written by Ben Elton and published by Random House. This book was released on 2008-12-26 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gridlock is when a city dies. Killed in the name of freedom. Killed in the name of oil and steel. Choked on carbon monoxide and strangled with a pair of fluffy dice. How did it come to this? How did the ultimate freedom machine end up paralysing us all? How did we end up driving to our own funeral, in somebody else's gravy train? Deborah and Geoffrey know, but they have transport problems of their own, and anyway, whoever it was that murdered the city can just as easily murder them.

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