Download or read book Barf Blast written by Susan Berran and published by Enslow Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2021-08-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you throw up, will it land on your head? Where does your nose go when it runs? This seriously gross, action-packed collection of short stories asks all the icky questions—and gives disgustingly accurate answers! Witty language and wacky illustrations will hook even the most reluctant readers, and have kids gagging for more. Silly situations and fun facts make this book on barf a perfect choice for readers who can’t wait to be grossed out!
Download or read book Yucky Disgustingly Gross Icky Short Stories No 2 Barf Blast written by Susan Berran and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-04-05 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun, action-packed, super-sized, seriously gross series by the bestselling author of the ‘’Freaky’’ series– Susan Berran. So you know all those really yucky, disgusting and gross things from Book 1 – well guess what, there’s more disturbingly icky stuff that your parents don’t like talking about in Book 2! Like, if you chuck-up will it land on your head? And, where does your nose go when it runs? And how did a ‘streaker’ end up in this book!? So come on, read some of the most gut-churning short stories ever - I double dog doodoo dare you to..
Download or read book Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder Pirates written by James Sharkey and published by James Sharkey. This book was released on 2021-12-10 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Onionman is up to his old tricks messing with the time continuum, so an evil villain from the past can continue to create pirate havoc. Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder must visit the past to ensure the evil pirate Florence Frightful-Beard loses the battle of Chunder-Fart. Will farting ever stop being funny? Not with fire-fart powered ships and chunder cannons in the hilarious adventures of Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder.
Download or read book Tommy Puke and the Boy with the Golden Barf written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A twisted modern fable from award-winner Robert T. Jeschonek, author of the Booklist Top Ten First Novel for Youth My Favorite Band Does Not Exist. Who's the grossest kid in the world? Tommy Puke, that's who! He fights off bullies with his mighty loogies...conquers jerks with his powerful farts...and sticks up for his pet skunk by driving off wild dogs with his blistering bad breath. What happens when he takes his new friend, Josh, on an epic quest to find the fabled prince of vomit, who might just be Tommy's brother? Action, laughs, and more disgusting gross-outs than you can shake a booger at! Will Tommy and Josh find the prince, otherwise known as the Boy with the Golden Barf? Will his golden barf make them rich? Will he welcome Tommy Puke to the family? Or will Tommy and Josh find themselves in over their heads in the sewer in a deadly battle with the only person more stomach-turning than Tommy? One thing is for sure: the puke, boogers, loogies, poop, and goop will fly! And Josh must gain the power of the secret Eighth Emanation—a magic bodily fluid far grosser than any known to mankind—to stand a chance of surviving. Don't miss this hilarious and action-packed gross-out adventure from award-winning author Robert T. Jeschonek.
Download or read book Attack of the Butt Bombs written by John Sazaklis and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2023 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sludge gets an idea to create a massive, messy, mayhem with an army of butt-bombs and poo-bots attacking through the pipes and spreading filth throughout Electropolis, and it may be more than the Clean Team can cope with.
Download or read book The Dragon That Rides on Lightning written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-05-19 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet a totally ferocious (and awesome) new dragon in this special storybook retelling of an epic double-episode adventure of DreamWorks Dragons: Defenders of Berk! Comes with striking foil and embossing on the front cover. Hiccup, Toothless, and their friends from Berk have discovered a new dragon species! This dragon is one that the Vikings have only ever heard about in rumors and stories. From what they’ve heard, the rare and deadly Skrill flies through clouds and fires lightning at its enemies! Hiccup, Toothless, and the others don’t want to end up on this dragon’s bad side, so they set out to find and train it before it’s too late! Dagur and his army of Berserkers are also on the hunt to track down the Skrill so they can train it to be a weapon against the Vikings of Berk. Can Hiccup and his friends find the Skrill before Dagur? Find out in this action-packed adventure based on the popular TV series! DreamWorks Dragons: Defenders of Berk © 2015 DreamWorks Animation LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Download or read book The Furgle And The Frimp written by Darren Bane and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-03-24 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Murder and mythology, kidnapping and corporate corruption, love and laughter, thrills and spills, death-defying danger, stunning stunts and the craziest cast of cliched characters ever entrusted with saving the world. It's all in this incredible tale of very hot curry and its anti-social after effects, an imminent alien invasion, an ancient Greek god, baked beans which glow in the dark, a space-travelling Citroen 2CV and the full, formidable, force of the Waggly Finger. Just remember, flatulence could get you everywhere!"
Download or read book Barf Blast written by Susan Berran and published by Enslow Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2021-08-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you throw up, will it land on your head? Where does your nose go when it runs? This seriously gross, action-packed collection of short stories asks all the icky questions—and gives disgustingly accurate answers! Witty language and wacky illustrations will hook even the most reluctant readers, and have kids gagging for more. Silly situations and fun facts make this book on barf a perfect choice for readers who can’t wait to be grossed out!
Download or read book Lines and Shadows written by Joseph Wambaugh and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2016-04-20 with total page 382 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The true story only Joseph Wambaugh could tell. A band of California cops set loose in no-man’s-land to come home heroes. Or come home dead. Not since Joseph Wambaugh’s bestselling The Onion Field has there been a true police story as fascinating, as totally gripping as Lines and Shadows. The media hailed them as heroes. Others denounced them as lawless renegades. A squad of tough cops called the Border Crime Task Force. A commando team sent to patrol the snake-infested no-man’s-land south of San Diego. Not to apprehend the thousands of illegal aliens slipping into the U.S., but to stop the ruthless bandits who preyed on them nightly—relentlessly robbing, raping, and murdering defenseless men, women, and children. The task force plan was simple. They would disguise themselves as illegal aliens. They would confront the murderous shadows of the night. Yet each time they walked into the violent blackness along the border, they came closer to another boundary line—a fragile line within each man. And crossing it meant destroying their sanity and their lives. Praise for Lines and Shadows “With each book, it seems, Mr. Wambaugh’s skill as a writer increases. . . . In Lines and Shadows he gives an off-trail, action-packed true account of police work and the intimate lives of policemen that, for my money, is his best book yet.”—The New York Times Book Review “A saga of courage, craziness, brutality and humor. . . . One of his best books, comparable to The Onion Field for storytelling and revelatory power.”—Chicago Sun-Times
Download or read book Butt Wars written by Andy Griffiths and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-11-29 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the thrilling conclusion to the epic Butt Trilogy, a boy and his butt fight stinky scoundrels determined to wipe away Earth. Zack Freeman (and his butt) have twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon. In order to stop them, Zack will have to hitch a ride in a time-traveling buttmobile, back to the reign of the prehistoric buttosaurs. Can Zack battle the Tyrannnsore-arses, juggle a giant arseteroid, and put the butts-gone-bad back in their place? Or will the entire world be abutterated?
Download or read book All About the Dragons written by Judy Katschke and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-05-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At head of title: DreamWorks How to train your dragon 2.
Download or read book Korea and Beyond written by and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Why Does My Cat Look at Me Like That written by Dr John H. Hunt and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2019-04-01 with total page 445 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why Does My Cat Look at Me Like That? Ponderings of a Small Town Veterinarian By: Dr. John H. Hunt Why Does My Cat Look at Me Like That? is a collection of short essays covering a broad range of topics related to pets and veterinary medicine. Topics include behavior, medical, and social and historic issue originating from the author’s experiences owning and operating a small animal veterinary hospital on the coast of Maine. Each essay is short, informative, and humorous, leaving the reader with the flavor of a small-town experience.
Download or read book Wrinkles Waistlines and Wet Pants written by Jeanne R Kraus and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2010 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wrinkles, Waistlines, and Wet Pants is an irreverent look at aging. Fashion, self -improvement and social etiquette are thrown out the window in this hilarious book that disregards good taste and dignity. The author disproves the theory that fifty is the new thirty with anecdotes, some of them actually true. Existence after fifty, according to Jeanne Kraus, is fraught with peril from lifethreatening underwear to homeowners' associations. Lifestyle activities are recommended, along with full schedules of doctor visits. Humiliation lurks at every corner with shotgun makeup interventions, bodily function failures, and swiss cheese memory. Condom trees, risque photos found in a laundry mound, and DNA-tainted ornaments all have their part in this series of incidents. Jeanne includes advice for those aging ne'er do-wells who hope to make it to the pearly gates eventually. And even though this book will not change you in any way, there is something for everyone in Wrinkles, Waistlines, and Wet Pants. Even self-help junkies will be delighted with the three insightful but useless surveys. Wrinkles, Waistbands, and Wet Pants was wittily written by Jeanne Kraus, and illustrated by her sister, Diana Arneson, both having experienced wrinkles, expanding waistlines, and wet pants."
Download or read book Whirligig written by Mac Wellman and published by . This book was released on 1989 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Skylanders Trap Team Signature Series Strategy Guide written by BradyGames and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-10-05 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The wildly popular Skylanders series returns with the ultimate adventure, featuring the new Trap Master Skylanders and over 40 trappable villains. With Cloudcraker Prison destroyed and Skylands' most notorious villains set free, players must find and capture these evildoers using the magic of Traptanium. Once trapped, the villains' awesome powers can be used to fight for good!
Download or read book Skylanders SWAP Force Character Upgrade Edition written by BradyGames and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-04-28 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new Skylanders adventure featuring the all new SWAP Force Skylanders. You can mix and match the top and bottom halves of these amazing Skylanders to create 256 different combinations, each with its own powers and abilities.
