Download or read book Bad Day in a Banana Hammock written by Stuart R. West and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2020-12-19 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zach wakes up with no memory, no phone, and no clothes except his stripper g-string. And oh yeah! There’s that pesky naked dead guy in bed next to him. Problem is Zach’s not gay. Or a murderer. At least, he doesn’t think so. Only one person can help him, his sister, Zora. Of course Zora’s got problems of her own—she has three kids at home and is eight months pregnant with the fourth. So she’s a bit cranky. But that’s not going to stop her from helping her brother. With kids in tow, the siblings set out to find the true killer, clear Zach’s name, and reassure Zach he’s not gay. “An hilarious murder mystery romp. Ride along with Zach and Zora on this most entertaining of mysteries.” -Heather Brainerd, author of the Jose Picada, P.I. mystery series “A fun, quirky whodunit so full of wild antics, it will keep you guessing...when you're not giggling.” -Heather Greenis, author of The Natasha Saga “Bad Day in a Banana Hammock will have you wiping up tears of hysterical laughter.” -Suzanne de Montigney, author of the Shadow of the Unicorn series
Download or read book Banana Hammock written by Anita Job and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-05-27 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 577
Download or read book Banana Hammock Coloring Book written by Marcy Schaaf and published by . This book was released on 2024-05-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the wacky world of "Banana Hammock: A Coloring Adventure"! Get ready to peel with laughter as you dive into this fruity frenzy of coloring fun. But beware, this isn't your average coloring book - it's a potassium-packed party with a twist! Grab your colored pencils and get ready to slip into some seriously appealing pages filled with bananas in all their hammock-tastic glory. From tropical beaches to monkey business, this coloring book will have you going bananas in the best possible way! So, get ready to add some color to your life and join the banana bonanza!
Download or read book The Art of War for Dating written by Eric Rogell and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-12-18 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For centuries, man has studied the ancient art of war before heading into battle--obsessively planning, strategically theorizing, and meticulously executing. If only he did that before trying to pick up women. Just as they turn to Sun Tzu's honored text for military guidance, they can sharpen their dating skills by adapting the good general's advice. But since every guy hitting the bar on Saturday night isn't a seasoned warrior, this book has done the heavy lifting. By dissecting Sun Tzu's original text, extracting his core wisdom, and applying it to picking up women, this book teaches you how to win the battle of the sexes. A woman might not be an enemy to conquer--but she is a prize to win over.
Download or read book Riptionary written by and published by iUniverse. This book was released on with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English written by Tom Dalzell and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2015-06-26 with total page 864 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Booklist Top of the List Reference Source The heir and successor to Eric Partridge's brilliant magnum opus, The Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, this two-volume New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is the definitive record of post WWII slang. Containing over 60,000 entries, this new edition of the authoritative work on slang details the slang and unconventional English of the English-speaking world since 1945, and through the first decade of the new millennium, with the same thorough, intense, and lively scholarship that characterized Partridge's own work. Unique, exciting and, at times, hilariously shocking, key features include: unprecedented coverage of World English, with equal prominence given to American and British English slang, and entries included from Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India, South Africa, Ireland, and the Caribbean emphasis on post-World War II slang and unconventional English published sources given for each entry, often including an early or significant example of the term’s use in print. hundreds of thousands of citations from popular literature, newspapers, magazines, movies, and songs illustrating usage of the headwords dating information for each headword in the tradition of Partridge, commentary on the term’s origins and meaning New to this edition: A new preface noting slang trends of the last five years Over 1,000 new entries from the US, UK and Australia New terms from the language of social networking Many entries now revised to include new dating, new citations from written sources and new glosses The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is a spectacular resource infused with humour and learning – it’s rude, it’s delightful, and it’s a prize for anyone with a love of language.
Download or read book Men Are Better Than Women written by Dick Masterson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-04-08 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Through a process of exhaustive man research he calls "keeping his eyes open," Dick Masterson has compiled a Magnum-size list of the ways men are better than women. It is an infallible compendium of man's greatness, filled with the most egregiously fallacious arguments ever put to words, but with some kind of miraculous, rock-solid man logic dripping like motor oil from every sentence. It is a manifesto more memorable than bullshit like High Fidelity or which Axe baby powder Maxim thinks you should slap on your nuts before clubbing, more chock-full of devastating man quotes than Oscar Wilde with two wangs. Most important, it is the only one of its kind. In Men Are Better Than Women, Dick Masterson dispenses logic from his man mouth into the eyes of his male readers like some kind of mighty mother man eagle with nutrient-rich word vomit. It's a book that makes you feel like driving a train into a dynamite factory and then tearing a telephone book apart with your bare hands, just because that's the way men have always done it. Masterson's chapters are simple and self-contained, demand no commitments from readers, and have an immediate payoff. Men Are Better Than Women is a dangerous work of satire -- not dangerous in a revolutionary sense, but dangerous in that it walks the razor-thin line between cruelty and absurdity. That line is called hilarious.
Download or read book Fraudulently Ever After written by Angela Casella and published by Laughing Heart Press. This book was released on 2021-11-15 with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She’s cursed to live out romance tropes gone wrong. As a millionaire bad boy looking for a fake girlfriend, he is one. They’re a disaster in the making...and each other’s last hope. Tina I’m cursed. Yes, really. I broke a boy’s heart because he wasn’t romance hero material, and his nonna cursed me to live out my favorite plotlines...without the happy ending. Consider my track record: Second-chance romance? Turns out my old flame returned home to cook meth, not take care of his parents. Redeemed bad boy? He writes to me occasionally from prison. Billionaire businessman? Rory was my prince charming...right up until his ex-girlfriend showed up with a baby bump. My love life is a lost cause, but my friends claim they have a solution. They’re convinced I can rip control from the curse by seeking out a trope situation instead of getting sucked into one. When I find Zachary Littlefield’s ad seeking a fake girlfriend, I decide it’s go-time. Because I am so immune to hot rich boys. Zach I’m the screw-up spare to my brother, the heir—the Littlefield who can never do anything right. Now my brother’s making a huge mistake, and I’m expected to celebrate. Instead, I do what any half-intelligent man would: I hire a date to stir up trouble at his engagement party. Tina’s not my type, but there’s something about her... Maybe it’s that she seems completely immune to my charm. I’ve never met a challenge I didn’t want to screw up...or screw. **An interconnected standalone in the Bad Luck Club series**
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Download or read book Fourth Uncle in the Mountain written by Quang Van Nguyen and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2006-10-03 with total page 551 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Set during the French and American wars, Fourth Uncle in the Mountain is a true story about an orphan, Quang Van Nguyen, who is adopted by a sixty-four year old monk, Thau, who carries great responsibility for his people as a barefoot doctor. Thau manages, against all odds to raise his son to follow in his footsteps and in doing so, saves his son, as well as a part of Vietnam's esoteric knowledge from the Vietnam holocaust. Thau is wanted by the French regime, and occasionally must flee into the jungle, where he is perfectly at home living among the animals. Thau is not the average monk; he practices an ancient lineage of Chinese medicine and uses magic to protect animals and help people. As wise and resourceful as Thau is, he meets his match in his mischievous son. Quang is more interested in learning Cambodian sorcery and martial arts than in developing his skills and wisdom according to his father's plan. Fourth Uncle in the Mountain is an odyssey of a single-father folk hero and his foundling son in a land ravaged by the atrocities of war. It is a classic story, complete with humor, tragedy, and insight from a country where ghosts and magic are real.
Download or read book Kiss My Sass written by C.D. Gorri and published by C.D. Gorri. This book was released on 2023-10-25 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Dire Wolf Motorcycle Club is staking its claim on some territory in New Jersey, and things are about to get growly. Can a Dire Wolf with the sight find his future with a wanted female? Rare Raven Shifter Domenica Corvo is being hunted by her ex, the leader of her former Murder, when she stumbles on her knight in shining fur. Thor Ulger is not just the Enforcer for the Dire Wolf MC. He is also their Seer—an ancient and feared position gifted by the Fates to those strong enough to hold it. Part of his job is to see the paths of those Wolves he calls Pack, and to mark their skin with their stories once they have found their fated mates. If only he was destined for the same future as those he cares about. Resigned to living his life alone, Thor’s entire world turns upside down when a Raven with a broken wing crash lands at his feet. She needs sanctuary, but this sassy little bird is no one’s pet project. He thought falling in love wasn’t in the cards, but the Fates work in mysterious ways. Thor is on the fast track to losing his heart with every passing second. When her ex demands she return to him, there’s only one answer as far as Thor is concerned. Anyone coming for his mate can kiss his sass! Keywords: alpha, werewolf, shifter, wolf shifter, urban fantasy, fantasy romance, paranormal romance, shifter mates romance, wolf pack series, werewolf romance ebook, paranormal fiction series, strong heroine, curvy girl romance novel, shifter mates, fated mates, instalove romance short, sexy shifter book, fated mate series, curvy heroine romance, curvy girl reads, bbw romance, alpha wolf hero, instant love, wolf pack lovers.
Download or read book Betrayal at the B B written by Mel McCoy and published by Mel McCoy. This book was released on 2019-06-14 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s the beginning of peak season in Cascade Cove, Florida, and another murder has occurred, this time at the quaint bed and breakfast situated on the outskirts of town. After a notoriously harsh food critic arrives to make yet another unsuspecting local restaurant tank, he’s soon found strangled in his room at the B&B. When the authorities hit a wall in their investigation, it’s up to Sarah, with the help of her sassy cousin Emma, and their two dogs and cat, to uncover the mystery. As the mystery unfolds, Sarah is confronted with the uncomfortable reality that the killer might be someone she’s known for years. Will Sarah outsmart the murderer, nabbing them before it’s too late? Or will she unwittingly fall into the killer’s trap, becoming their next victim? Join Sarah and the rest of the gang at Larry’s Pawfect Boutique in this fun Whodunit Pet Cozy Mystery Series. So, get nestled in your favorite chair, put on a pot of tea, and escape into the cozy beachside town of Cascade Cove!
Download or read book Dire Wolf Mates Volume Two written by C.D. Gorri and published by C.D. Gorri. This book was released on 2024-02-16 with total page 438 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Dire Wolf Motorcycle Club is staking its claim on some territory in New Jersey, and things are about to get growly. Tired of nomadic life, the Dire Wolves of the DWMC are parking their bikes for good on the outskirts of Blue Valley. Can these sexy prehistoric Shifters find their mates and settle down for good? Get ready for a wild ride that tugs on your heart strings and soothes the savage beast within. Includes: Kickin’ Sass Summer fun meets eternal love in this sass kickin’ fated mates romance! Love That Sass Can a fun loving bad boy Dire Wolf find redemption with a curvy human? Kiss My Sass Can a Dire Wolf with the sight find his future with a wanted female? An Urban Fantasy Paranormal Romance Series featuring an Dire Wolf Shifters and their Fated Mate KEYWORDS: Keywords: alpha, werewolf, shifter, wolf shifter, urban fantasy, fantasy romance, paranormal romance, shifter mates romance, wolf pack series, werewolf romance ebook, paranormal fiction series, strong heroine, curvy girl romance novel, shifter mates, fated mates, instalove romance short, sexy shifter book, pack life shifters, sexy paranormal romance book, steamy paranormal romance novel, steamy wolf shifter mates, strangers to lovers, instant attraction, heat level, claiming bite, fated mates novella, soul mates, destined mates, wolf shifter pack fated mates series, cat shifter mates, fated mate series, curvy heroine romance, curvy girl reads, bbw romance, alpha wolf hero, instant love, wolf pack lovers
Download or read book Soldier Down A Mahu Investigation Mahu Investigations Book 11 written by Neil S Plakcy and published by Samwise Books. This book was released on 2023-11-01 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Honolulu homicide detective Kimo Kanapa’aka can’t say no when the chair of the House Defense Appropriations Committee asks him to investigate her father’s death. The case may be as cold as the top of Mauna Kea—over fifty years old—but Representative Stacey O’Brien controls the purse strings for the eleven military bases in Hawai’i. And she’s a mentor to Kimo’s baby mama, Sandra Guarino, who’s in her first time in the House in DC. The eleventh full novel in the series, Soldier Down requires Kimo to use everything he knows, as well as his family connections, to disturb a series of crimes the military has tried to cover up. At the same time, he and his partner Mike Riccardi are dealing with the perils of fatherhood as their eight-year-old twins start to question their family situation. Would they really be better off moving between a pair of mom-dad couples? Because that’s not something the adults can manage. Soldier Down explores the ongoing nature of parent-child relationships while Kimo tracks a killer through the lush paradise of the Aloha State.
Download or read book After Hours written by Claire Kennedy and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scandals and hook-ups abound in a summertime restaurant drama where four teens are all willing to do whatever it takes to make it through the workday…and hopefully to win the money in the after-hours dare-based game of Tips. Isa, Xavi, Peter, and Finn know that a job at the high-end Waterside Café isn’t just about waiting tables. It’s about the gossip, the hook-ups, the after-hours parties, and, most of all, it’s about Tips. Tips—the high-stakes game based on dares. Whoever completes the most dares wins the collected money. A sum that could change a wasted summer into a Summer to Remember. Isa is the new girl with an embarrassing secret, and as long as she stays on top of her game, she sees no reason why anyone could ever find out. Xavi will do anything for the money…absolutely anything. Peter, Xavi’s stepbrother, has been in love with her for years, and he thinks the game is the perfect time to confess his feelings. Finn is in the game just for the thrill. He has enough tips coming in to keep him happy…even if those tips come with some conditions. From seduction to stealing to threats, the dares are a complete free-for-all, and only the best can win.
Download or read book No Dice written by Rylee Shelton and published by Rylee Shelton. This book was released on 2023-10-27 with total page 127 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pile of gambling debt, a stolen scratch-off, and a mob of angry geese. Janie is in quite the predicament. It's her husband’s fault, snd she’s more than done with her marriage. But who is the handsome stranger offering her a shoulder to lean on? Also, who is this Devon lady smoking pot at the park like there’s no tomorrow, trying to convince Janie that she's in danger? Danger or no danger, Janie’s has some hard decisions to make. Will she decide to patch up her marriage, or will she walk away and be free? And if that wasn’t a hard enough decision to make, she also must decide which is more of a danger to her life: the dangerous people that Devon claims are after her family, or the flock of geese that resent Janie bringing her drama to the park in the first damn place. No Dice is the first installment of the wacky comedy series, Baked and Beautifully Broken. Taking the concept of a spoof romcom to its fullest extent, Rylee Shelton throws us curveball after curveball until we finally figure out the whole picture. Join this new cast of characters for a whole new set of laughs and surprises.
Download or read book The Assassin Game written by Kirsty McKay and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2016-08-02 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was just a game...until it wasn't. Will Cate discover the assassin before it's too late? Perfect for fans of teen mystery books! TAG. You're It... At Cate's isolated boarding school Killer is more than a game—it's an elite secret society. Members must avoid being "killed" during a series of thrilling pranks—and only the Game Master knows who the "killer" is. When Cate's finally invited to join The Guild of Assassins, she thinks it's her ticket to finally feeling like she belongs. But when the game becomes all too real, the school threatens to shut it down. Cate will do anything to keep playing and save The Guild. But can she find the real assassin—before she's the next target? "An intriguing, tightly wound mystery. The game is on!" —Hannah Jayne, author of Truly, Madly, Deadly and Twisted Perfect for those looking for: Teen books for girls ages 11–14 Secret societies in fiction Psychological thrillers