Download or read book Bad Santa Ten Naughty Christmas Stories written by Sedley Proctor and published by Naughty Stories. This book was released on 2019-11-22 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does Christmas always have to be a show? Or do you prefer it home alone? Do you dress for the after-glow? Or Is Christmas a bore and presents all a chore? Does the manger clip your wings? Or is it always time to wallow in seasonal sins? - M.T. Sands teases and delights with Ten Naughty Christmas Stories to lift the festive gloom and doom.
Download or read book Naughty Santa written by Kaylee Monroe and published by Kaylee Monroe. This book was released on 2016-12-11 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A naughty, sexy Christmas romance Amanda Creighton has always been the epitome of a good girl, until the day her inner vixen convinces her to tease the office bad boy with a gift he can't possibly resist.
Download or read book It s Christmas David written by David Shannon and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling star of No, David! turns Christmas traditions upside down with laugh-aloud humor. Readers of all ages will vividly remember trying to peek at hidden gift packages; writing scrolls of wish lists to Santa; and struggling to behave at formal Christmas dinner parties. Always in the background, we know Santa Claus is watching, soon to decide if David deserves a shiny new fire truck or a lump of coal under the tree. From playing with delicate ornaments to standing in an endlessly long line for Santa, here are common Christmas activities--but with David's naughty trimmings. A surefire hit that is destined to be an annual classic.
Download or read book Have You Been Naughty or Nice written by Ethan Long and published by LB Kids. This book was released on 2009-10-07 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ethan Long, author/illustrator of Tickle the Duck, Stop Kissing Me, and Duck's Not Afraid of the Dark, returns with yet another laugh riot novelty book for young children. In Have You Been Naughty or Nice? the duck excitedly awaits a visit from Santa Claus until he eats all of Santa's snacks and realizes he just put himself on the naughty list. But never fear, because the duck has a clever plan to get himself back on the nice list. This fourth book in Ethan Long's duck series features a cloth Santa cap on the cover and a fold-out letter to Santa, and is filled to the brim with holiday hilarity that will keep kids entertained for hours.
Download or read book The Naughty List written by Holly Lansley and published by . This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A festive board book with a funny twist on the classic letter-to-Santa theme.
Download or read book Bad Boys of Christmas written by Brenda Stokes Lee and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-04 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa's checked his list twice and has declared these Sexy Bad Boys are Naughty, Nasty and Nice! 12 Erotic Tales in one sizzling anthology. This Christmas collection contains 12 of the sexiest, outrageous Bad Boy Christmas tales you could ever imagine. Seven blazing hot pens... Wielded by 7 dynamic authors- August Storm, Lee Meryl, Shyann Savage, Danee' Daniels, Snow Wynters, Erotika Knight and Brenda Stokes Lee... Who collaborate to produce a sultry, 12 story Christmas anthology. Plainly stated, this Gift Set highlights 12 of the Sexiest Bad Boys who ever celebrated Christmas. Each tale is hotter than the last and guaranteed to satisfy your naughty nature and make you squirm in your seat. This collection is designed to be quick bites of love and lust which will tantalize your erotic taste buds. It is the perfect Holiday quickie and a great gift. Bad Boys of Christmas Anthology contains such Christmas Stories as: 1. What Are You Doing New Years- Two strangers find comfort in each other's arms on a cold, snowy Christmas Eve night. 2. Love by Design- A rich and famous Fashion Designer discovers Christmas Miracles are real and Cupid's arrow can strike anywhere and anytime. 3. A Christmas Gift from the Maestro- A classical piano instructor experiences the piano recital of a lifetime when he decides it's time for his prodigy to play a different instrument. 4. Tis the Seasons Dreams to Come True- A successful young author discovers there is more to success than just money and reclaims precious, lost treasure. 5. All I Want for Christmas- Misdirection, misunderstandings and little white lies threaten to ruin what would become a perfect Christmas. 6. Seduction of Mrs. Claus- Even Santa needs love to keep him warm on a frosty Christmas Eve. 7. Royally Screwed- A young frisky Prince finds a little too much Christmas love and is caught with his hands in the Christmas cookie jar. 8. A New Toy for Christmas- A young attorney gets the ride of her life from a handsome stranger on Christmas Eve. 9. Santa's Coming- A naughty dream about Santa Claus sets the stage for an exciting encounter between a young college student and a lonely divorcee. 10. Santa's Ho, Ho, Hoeing Around- This Santa has been spreading his yuletide log all around and gets a peppermint treat he won't soon forget. 11. Let's Play- Two strangers who meet in a bar one Christmas Eve discover they have something in common. Alone for Christmas they decide to bring in the holiday together. 12. Chance Brought Us together- Stranded in a library in a blizzard, a librarian and a patron make a sexy wager that turns the library into an inferno. *Order now to enjoy your first Christmas Quickie!
Download or read book Naughty written by Steve Hockensmith and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It's the most wonderful time of the year," the old song tells us. But that doesn't mean the people celebrating it are always so nice. Criminals get the Christmas spirit, too! In this collection of hilarious short stories, you'll see what the thieves, killers, psychos and scumbags are up to come the holidays...and it's not caroling door to door. Well, not unless they're casing the neighborhood for a break-in, as a rag-tag gang does in the title story. You'll also meet a mall elf menaced by a very, very bad Santa (in "I Killed Santa Claus"), a London police inspector hunting for the man who murdered Ebenezer Scrooge (in "Humbug"), a trucker out to save his shipment of Cabbage Patch Dolls from bumbling hijackers (in "Special Delivery") and many more characters you'll never forget. Originally published in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine and Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine, these nine tales from award-winning short story master Steve Hockensmith (Holmes on the Range, Dreadfully Ever After) are sure to have you ho-ho-hoing from the first page to the last.
Download or read book Dear Satan written by Eve Langlais and published by Eve Langlais. This book was released on 2021-11-30 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Careful what you ask for, because Lucifer sees you when you’re sleeping. Spies when you’re awake. Knows if you’ve been nauseatingly good, so try to be bad for the devil’s sake. Merry is determined to make Christmas special for her son. He hasn’t spoken or smiled since his father died, so she writes a letter hoping for a holiday miracle. Dear Satan… Her unfortunate error ensures her wish ends up in the wrong place. Worse? Satan answers her plea—after telling Santa where he can shove a candy cane. The devil knows just what Merry needs, and he has the perfect demon for the job. Marduke’s mission is to deliver a hellhound puppy to a little boy, along with some tips on how to avoid getting eaten. What the devil’s kennel master doesn’t expect on this emasculating mission of kindness is Merry. A happy, optimistic woman despite all the strife in her life. It’s disgusting. Annoying. Tempting? Usually, Marduke is all about destroying hopes and dreams—and letting his dogs pee on people while they’re down—but there’s something about Merry… genre: paranormal romantic comedy, demon romance, shapeshifter romance, holiday romance, satan romance, matchmaking, cozy romance, hell romance
Download or read book Santa Claus vs the Easter Bunny written by Fred Blunt and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new way to celebrate the holidays, pick what storyline you want to follow: the Easter Bunny's or Santa Claus'? This is the silliest Easter basket stuffer and perfect Christmas book for kids 5-7! The holidays just got serious. (And silly.) Santa has it so easy: a workforce of elves to make the presents, a team of reindeer to deliver them, and even a high-tech factory! The Easter Bunny has to make and wrap all the chocolate eggs and deliver them all by himself. Now Bunny has had enough. But will his plan for a Christmas disaster turn into a Christmas delight? Why readers love Santa Claus vs. the Easter Bunny: Parents, grandparents, and teachers will have fun reading this hilarious holiday book to kids Screen-free fun for children during the winter and spring holiday season Doubles as the best Christmas book for kids and Easter bunny book for children Ideal holiday gift, novelty stocking stuffer, and silly Easter basket stuffer!
Download or read book Bad Santas Disquieting Winter Folk Tales for Grown Ups written by Paul Hawkins and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-24 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A gleefully dark and well-researched exploration of the history and customs of European Yuletide folklore. How did St Nicholas save children from cannibalism? Who were the Yule Lads and why would they steal your sausages? Why was the Alpine Father Christmas accompanied by a demonic figure called the Krampus who bundled children into sacks and dragged them off to Hell? And why do Spanish nativity scenes often feature a defecating peasant? Over the course of the 20th Century, a universal image developed around the world of Santa Claus as a kindly Christmas visitor but, prior to that, each country, town and community would have Christmas visitors of their own - sometimes human, sometimes animal, sometimes something else entirely - with their own curious set of mythology and customs. The Finns were visited by a pagan goat named Joulupukki that was said to eat anyone who misbehaved. In Iceland, it was said that any child who did not receive an item of new clothing for Christmas would be caught and consumed by the monstrous Christmas Cat! Bad Santascelebrates some of the most imaginative, terrifying and outright curious Christmas figures from across Europe - looking closely at its legacy of disquieting fairy stories. With beautiful black and white line drawings in each chapter, this unusual, entertaining and gleefully dark exploration of seasonal folklore will make an ideal Christmas gift and the perfect book for reading around the fireside.
Download or read book The Santa Trap written by Jonathan Emmett and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A spoiled, greedy, and naughty boy matches wits with Santa Claus in this hilariously "wicked" Christmas read-aloud. Bradley Bartleby is bad. Very bad. In order to avoid Bradley's wrath, his wealthy parents buy him whatever he wants. All the adults in Bradley's life are running scared―except for Santa Claus, who refuses to give him anything but socks. But Bradley vows to get what he deserves. If Santa won't give him the gifts he wants, Bradley will just have to steal them. He transforms his house into a trap so fearsome even his parents refuse to enter. With dynamite, trapdoors, guillotines, and tigers in his path, Santa doesn't stand a chance. Or does he? Jonathan Emmett gives readers a Christmas tale from a new and devious perspective.
Download or read book Bad Santa written by Mike Kozarski and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-16 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Willie Soke and Marcus are professional heist men, that take on the Santa Claus routine for the children at a different shopping mall every year as a front for the opportunity to disable the mall security system, clean out the safe, and then flee on Christmas Eve.
Download or read book A Very Naughty Xmas written by Olivia Cunning and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-12-01 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This sexy anthology includes five stories written by some of the biggest names in erotic romance. Please enjoy, but sensitive readers beware, the contents may be so hot you get singed! SHARE ME by Olivia Cunning, NYT & USA Today Best-Selling Author Lindsey longs for an amazing Christmas Eve with her favorite band, Sole Regret, and spends one snowy night with two generous rock stars who love to share their gifts. JINGLE BALL by Cari Quinn, USA Today Best-Selling Author This Christmas, rocking the office holiday party has taken on a whole new meaning... LIGHT ME UP by Cherrie Lynn, NYT & USA Today Best-Selling Author She's dreaming of a little sparkle in her stocking this year. He's planning a night that's anything but silent... AN INDECENT PROPOSITION by Stephanie Julian Two men. One Woman. Half a million dollars. One very indecent proposition. CHRISTMAS IS COMING by Raven Morris The best gifts are all tied up with a bow...
Download or read book Peter Claus and the Naughty List written by Lawrence David and published by Dragonfly Books. This book was released on 2003-09-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Naughty or nice? Peter Claus thinks this yearly question is most unfair. As Santa’s son, he should know. For the second year in a row his name appears on the dreaded Naughty List. That means no presents for Christmas! But Peter doesn’t remember misbehaving—at least not enough to deserve such a harsh punishment. Taking the reins to Santa’s sleigh, Peter rounds up all the naughty children the world over. He wants Santa to hear their side. Maybe then Santa will see that not receiving gifts at Christmas isn’t the fairest way to deal with kids who do bad deeds. Peter’s not sure if his plans will work, but he does know a lot of boys and girls need his help if they have any chance of waking up to a merry Christmas.
Download or read book Bad Santa 2 written by and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book My Christmas Tales written by Callum Clegg and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2018-10-18 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the North Pole around Christmastime? Does Santa get distracted? Do toy machines break down? Does someone else out there want to destroy Christmas? Well, I’ve wondered about all these things and imagined what could happen, so come and share the adventures with me.
Download or read book The Elf on the Shelf written by Carol V. Aebersold and published by . This book was released on 2012-02-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition is an activity the entire family will enjoy. Based on the tradition Carol Aebersold began with her family in the 1970s, this cleverly rhymed children's book explains that Santa knows who is naughty and/or nice because he sends a scout elf to every home. During the holiday season, the elf watches children by day and reports to Santa each night. When children awake, the elf has returned from the North Pole and can be found hiding in a different location. This activity allows The Elf on the Shelf to become a delightful hide-and-seek game.
