Download or read book Always Lots of Heinies at the Zoo written by Ayun Halliday and published by Disney-Hyperion. This book was released on 2009-05-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is it about zoo residents? Is it because they're cooped up all day with nothing better to do? Is it because they lack the appropriate clothing for their unusual size and shape? Is there no laundry service? Whatever the reason, whenever you go to the zoo, what can you be sure to see? Heinies, and plenty of 'em. From demure to bodacious, Ayun Halliday and Dan Santat are finally willing to show us the true appeal of the zoo--There are always heinies, and lots of 'em.
Download or read book No Touch Monkey written by Ayun Halliday and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2015-08-25 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ayun Halliday may not make for the most sensible travel companion, but she is certainly one of the most outrageous, with a knack for inserting herself (and her unwitting cohorts) into bizarre situations around the globe. Curator of kitsch and unabashed aficionada of pop culture, Halliday offers bemused, self-deprecating narration of events from guerilla theater in Romania to drug-induced Apocalypse Now reenactments in Vietnam to a perhaps even more surreal collagen-implant demonstration at a Paris fashion show emceed by Lauren Bacall. On layover in Amsterdam, Halliday finds unlikely trouble in the red-light district—eliciting the ire of a tiny, violent madam, and is forced to explain tampons to luggage-searching soldiers in Kashmir: "They're for ladies. Bleeding ladies." A self-admittedly bumbling tourist, Halliday shares—with razor-sharp wit and to hilarious effect—the travel stories most are too self-conscious to tell. This second edition includes an updated foreword.
Download or read book Peanut written by Ayun Halliday and published by Schwartz & Wade. This book was released on 2012-12-26 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Before you write me off as a delusional psycho, think about what it's like to be thrown into a situation where everyone knows everyone . . . and no one knows you." Sadie has the perfect plan to snag some friends when she transfers to Plainfield High—pretend to have a peanut allergy. But what happens when you have to hand in that student health form your unsuspecting mom was supposed to fill out? And what if your new friends want to come over and your mom serves them snacks? (Peanut butter sandwich, anyone?) And then there's the bake sale, when your teacher thinks you ate a brownie with peanuts. Graphic coming-of-age novels have huge cross-over potential, and Peanut is sure to appeal to adults and teens alike.
Download or read book Because I Love Her written by Andrea N. Richesin and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2009-04-01 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This profound and poignant collection highlights some of the best literary writers of our time in an era when the roles of mothers and daughters are constantly being questioned and redefined. Because I Love Her explores the deepest bonds and truths of motherhood by sharing stories and secrets of becoming a mother and grandmother. Ranging from established and bestselling authors to exciting new voices, these women reveal what their mothers taught them, what they in turn hope to impart to their daughters and, finally, what they've learned as a bridge between the two.
Download or read book Tom s Tweet written by Jill Esbaum and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2011-11-08 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tom is on the hunt for a tasty morning treat when he spies a flip-flapping, fluttery bird just there for the taking. Hello, breakfast! But little Tweet with his big black button eyes is too skinny to eat. Tom is determined to not get involved, but he can't just leave Tweet there . . . frightened, unhappy, alone. Consarn it! It's just Tom's luck to get stuck with a Tweet!
Download or read book Cassette From My Ex written by Jason Bitner and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2009-10-27 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An art form combining the skills of a DJ with the intimacy of a letter, a good mixtape was the ultimate audio valentine. Today, when the iPod and playlists reign supreme, the cassette has been rendered obsolete, and the art of crafting these sonic calling cards has been relegated to back-of-the-closet, thirty-something nostalgia. Now, thanks to Jason Bitner, we can relive our lost youth and lost loves. In Cassette from My Ex, sixty noted writers and musicians wax poetic about their own experiences with these charming artifacts and the relationships that inspired them. Contributors include: Maxim editor Joe Levy Author Rick Moody Former Rolling Stone writer and MTV2 veejay Jancee Dunn The Magnetic Fields' Claudia Gonson Stories range from the irreverently sweet, such as the doomed love affair between a Deadhead and a Goth, to the touching, such as the heartbreaking discovery of a former love passing away. Everyone will find a story or a song to relate to. Just hit play.
Download or read book Two at the Zoo written by Danna Smith and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2009 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A grandfather and grandchild go to the zoo, where they count animals from one to ten.
Download or read book At the Zoo written by Curt “Voices Galore” Gebhart and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2015-04-17 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written and sung by Curt, "Voices Galore", Gebhart, At the Zoo is an adventure for all ages, exploring the cast of characters one commonly encounters on a trip to the zoo. As educational as it is entertaining, this musical short story thrusts you into the magical world of the animal kingdom. Master John Harrattan's illustrations highlight the likes of Elephants, Polar Bears, Kangaroos, and many more. Each animal delightfully provides clues to its species, and even the zookeeper joins in to close out yet another wonder-filled day, "At the Zoo." The musical version, co-arranged and produced by Roland Parkins, displays a wide range of instruments as well as voices galore.
Download or read book School Library Journal written by and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 510 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Zoo Book written by Jan Pfloog and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Publishers Weekly written by and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 692 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Where s My Tushy written by Deborah Aronson and published by Millbrook Press. This book was released on 2014-08-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kar-Ben Read-Aloud eBooks with Audio combine professional narration and text highlighting to bring eBooks to life! "In one little town (it is sad but it's true), The tushies left town without leaving a clue." What happens when all the tushies in an unusual town decide to take a vacation?
Download or read book The Zoo Book written by and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 1999-07 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animals at the zoo.
Download or read book Pawprints Dinner Time at the Zoo written by Pioneer Valley Educational Press, Incorporated and published by . This book was released on 2009-06-01 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A learn-to-read book about zoo animals.
Download or read book New at the Zoo written by Frank B. Edwards and published by Kingston, Ont. : Bungalo Books. This book was released on 1998 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frog is new at the zoo and meets all the other zoo animals.
Download or read book Chicken Butt written by Erica S. Perl and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-10-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know what? What? Chicken butt! The classic schoolyard joke has been recast as an irreverent picture book, with call-and-response parts for parent and child. The word repetition in Erica S. Perl’s text, and wonderfully comic illustrations by beloved artist Henry Cole, make this a particularly inviting book for new readers, as does the opportunity to “trick†? a parent or other adult into participating in a very silly joke. The humor builds to a surprising and satisfying conclusion. Warning: Kids will want to read this one over and over and over again! “An unhinged piece of slap-happy rhyming...rocket-propelled artwork...the romp is a powerful piece of cacophony, more frenetic by the moment.†?—Kirkus Reviews
