Download or read book All Men are Pigs written by and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Men Are Pigs and Deserve to Die written by Sonya Steinem and published by . This book was released on 1991 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Sonya Steinem: Stanford Phi Beta Kappa, single working mother, neurosurgeon, tennis pro, model, & woman of the world. Revel in her exploits as she exposes the piggish nature of the male species in this rollicking & humorous look at the war between the sexes. Is Sonya for real? Are Men really Pigs! & do they Deserve to Die? The only way to find out is to abandon caution & jump into the battle between Sonya & her doltish husband, Steve. "Does this mean you don't love me any more?" Steve asked incredulously, covered with bean dip & Cheetos & lying in the midst of a room scattered with Penthouse, Oui & Playboy magazines. "Boom! Boom! Boom!" was Sonya's reply as she worked her shotgun to hit Steve where it hurt him worst; the cases of Heineken he was saving for Superbowl Sunday spritzed & foamed into a bubbling Valhalla! Men Are Pigs isn't for the timid or those who can't laugh. It's a great release for women ending a bad relationship (or for those trying to enter one) & m men will find it's a great gift for lovers & friends. So get your copies while they're hot! Men Are Pigs is sold around the world and will soon be a picture!

Download or read book Men Are Pigs But We Love Bacon written by Michael Alvear and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2003 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers advice for gay men about topics including penis size, condoms, sexual techniques, etiquette, one-night stands, relationships, sexually transmitted diseases, hygiene, and drugs and alcohol.

Download or read book Pigs is Pigs written by Ellis Parker Butler and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2023-05-23 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this 1905 humorous short story, confusion over what a guinea pig truly is causes trouble for a stubborn railway agent. Mr. Morehouse would very much like to collect his two guinea pigs from the express office of the Interurban Express Company. However, railway agent Mike Flannery wants to charge him the livestock rate of thirty cents—not the lower pet rate of twenty-five cents. “Pigs is pigs,” he tells an enraged Mr. Morehouse, believing that “guinea” is merely an indication of the pigs’ national origin. With both men refusing to budge, the guinea pigs remain in Flannery’s office where he is forced to feed and care for them. Just when Flannery thinks he’s in the clear, his problems begin to multiply . . .

Download or read book Men Are Pigs written by and published by . This book was released on 2013-11-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 10 Secrets and 7 Strategies to Get More Women, Steamier Sex, and Better Relationships Includes THE Holy Grail – 26 ways to Spot Women who really Need SEX Entertaining and enlightening, Men are Pigs is an unabashed peek into a topic we'd all love to know more about---but have been afraid to ask. A little naughty and packed with humor and actionable tips, Men are Pigs explores: 1. Why we do and don’t stay in relationships 2. Dating, romantic traps, and the best places to find sexually compatible mates 3. What men and women really think about each other 4. The ins and outs of Menopause (Yep, it’s gonna be discussed) 5. PGS (Pretty Girl Syndrome), and its surprising flipside, PBS 6. Crazy sex, oral sex, and other stuff no one talks about 7. Raising kids, relationships with in-laws, and other triumphs and pitfalls of romance as told through real world examples discovered from hundreds of exclusive interviews 8. The Holy Grail: the comprehensive roadmap to satisfaction every man has been searching for People will reveal almost anything if you ask the right questions. The author of seven books, Ron Sturgeon knows the right questions to generate insights into almost any subject. He leverages that prowess into a successful strategy to unlock the secrets on how to find, win, and maintain fiery sexual compatibility. Many of Sturgeon’s interview subjects applied his strategies immediately, minimizing the risk of becoming another failed relationship statistic. Though written for men by a man, this book offers valuable insights for women too, offering strategies for more robust, intoxicating relationships. Men are Pigs Includes the Holy Grail, an actionable roadmap for men discovered through hundreds of interviews with both men and women of all ages and every relationship status. With the Holy Grail you will learn the keys to unlocking the sex quotient of any potential mate. By quickly determining sexual compatibility, you can avoid wasting time and emotional capital and channel your resources into the relationship you really want.

Download or read book Women Aren t from Venus Men Are Pigs written by Sylvia Carvajal and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2005-07-26 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Women Aren't from Venus, Men Are Pigs! rejects the notion that men and women are from different planets. It offers a more realistic view of the relationships between men and women. It is semi-autobiographical, and it is written as a conversation between the author and the reader, like girlfriends having a talk over coffee or lunch. It is filled with humorous jokes and stories. Some of the stories are difficult, if not painful, to read. All of the stories are true. The women who shared their stories showed remarkable strength and courage. The reader will find it easy to identify with and empathize with the women who shared their stories. The stories will easily evoke a response from the reader, who will want to scream, "Men are pigs!"

Download or read book Female Chauvinist Pigs written by Ariel Levy and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2005-09-13 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A classic work on gender culture exploring how the women’s movement has evolved to Girls Gone Wild in a new, self-imposed chauvinism. In the tradition of Susan Faludi’s Backlash and Naomi Wolf’s The Beauty Myth, New York Magazine writer Ariel Levy studies the effects of modern feminism on women today. Meet the Female Chauvinist Pig—the new brand of “empowered woman” who wears the Playboy bunny as a talisman, bares all for Girls Gone Wild, pursues casual sex as if it were a sport, and embraces “raunch culture” wherever she finds it. If male chauvinist pigs of years past thought of women as pieces of meat, Female Chauvinist Pigs of today are doing them one better, making sex objects of other women—and of themselves. They think they’re being brave, they think they’re being funny, but in Female Chauvinist Pigs, Ariel Levy asks if the joke is on them. In her quest to uncover why this is happening, Levy interviews college women who flash for the cameras on spring break and teens raised on Paris Hilton and breast implants. She examines a culture in which every music video seems to feature a stripper on a pole, the memoirs of porn stars are climbing the bestseller lists, Olympic athletes parade their Brazilian bikini waxes in the pages of Playboy, and thongs are marketed to prepubescent girls. Levy meets the high-powered women who create raunch culture—the new oinking women warriors of the corporate and entertainment worlds who eagerly defend their efforts to be “one of the guys.” And she traces the history of this trend back to conflicts between the women’s movement and the sexual revolution long left unresolved. Levy pulls apart the myth of the Female Chauvinist Pig and argues that what has come to pass for liberating rebellion is actually a kind of limiting conformity. Irresistibly witty and wickedly intelligent, Female Chauvinist Pigs makes the case that the rise of raunch does not represent how far women have come, it only proves how far they have left to go.

Download or read book Mother of All Pigs written by Malu Halasa and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hussein's illegal pork business has started to cause some headaches, and not just because of his permanent hangovers-- the town is tired of the smell, a mujahid has arrived on his doorstep, his American niece is visiting, and his sister has joined the Syrian rebel cause, but worst of all, his sow is severely depressed

Download or read book Esther the Wonder Pig written by Steve Jenkins and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2016-05-31 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unlikely pig owners Steve and Derek got a whole lot more than they bargained for when the designer micro piglet they adopted turned out to be a full-sized 600-pound sow! This funny, inspirational story shows how families really do come in all shapes and sizes. In the summer of 2012, Steve Jenkins was contacted by an old friend about adopting a micro piglet. Though he knew his partner Derek wouldn't be enthusiastic, he agreed to take the adorable little pig anyway, thinking he could care for her himself. Little did he know, that decision would change his and Derek's lives forever. It turned out there was nothing "micro" about Esther, and Steve and Derek had actually signed on to raise a full-sized commercial pig. Within three years, Tiny Esther grew to a whopping 600 pounds. After some real growing pains and a lot of pig-sized messes, it became clear that Esther needed much more space, so Steve and Derek made another life-changing decision: they bought a farm and opened the Happily Ever Esther Farm Sanctuary, where they could care for Esther and other animals in need. Funny, heartwarming, and utterly charming, Esther the Wonder Pig follows Steve and Derek's adventure--from reluctant pig parents to farm-owning advocates for animals. NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER AMAZON BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR

Download or read book Bacon and Hams written by George J. Nicholls and published by . This book was released on 1917 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book All Men Are Not Pigs written by Kevin Sussman and published by Virtualbookworm Publishing. This book was released on 2004-04 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to give up on men altogether? It could be that you have been searching for the right man in the wrong places. Maybe your comfort zone is way too snug for you to get up and actually do something about your situation. Whatever the case may be, there is hope and a happy ending awaiting those who have the faith to say, "I'm going to find the man of my dreams, regardless of the sacrifices!" However, lifestyle sacrifices are essential. You cannot expect to have the best of both the world of excessive partying and the world of responsible living while trying to locate your one true love. You may be familiar with the popular expression "Worlds collide." The same thing happens when you attempt to merge the two aforementioned worlds. There are specific principles that you need to follow in order to find the love of your life. In this book, you will discover the pathway to success.

Download or read book Trap 3 Little Pigs written by Kyle Exum and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-25 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can't a wolf just get some bacon? Authored by YouTuber Kyle Exum, Trap 3 Little Pigs is a modern twist of the original Three Little Pigs tale. Complimented by the "Trap 3 Little Pigs" song, the story involves a hungry wolf who just needs an entree for his dinner date, as well as three intelligent and athletic pigs. Although the story is structured as a children's book, the mixture of modern pop culture references and relatable humor is meant to be enjoyed by all ages. The words in this version of the story are modified from the lyrics in the "Trap 3 Little Pigs" song to be friendlier to young readers.

Download or read book Saving Emma the Pig written by John Chester and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A companion picture book to the award-winning film, "The Biggest Little Farm"! Welcome to Apricot Lane Farm, a unique world full of true stories about heartwarming animals’ relationships and the special people who care for them. When Emma the pig arrives at the Apricot Lane Farm, she is about to give birth to piglets. But she is also sick, and after her seventeen babies arrive, Emma is unable to care for them. Taking care of seventeen piglets and a sick mama pig is a challenge for Farmer John and his team. But the cure for Emma reminds them what is most important—for pigs and for humans: love and friendship. Saving Emma the Pig is a heartfelt picture book from John Chester, with gorgeous illustrations from Jennifer L. Meyer

Download or read book The Male Chauvinist Pig written by Julie Willett and published by UNC Press Books. This book was released on 2021-04-27 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the social upheavals of the 1960s and 1970s, a series of stock characters emerged to define and bolster white masculinity. Alongside such caricatures as "the Playboy" and "the Redneck" came a new creation: "the Male Chauvinist Pig." Coined by second-wave feminists as an insult, the Male Chauvinist Pig was largely defined by an anti-feminism that manifested in boorish sexist jokes. But the epithet backfired: being a sexist pig quickly transformed into a badge of honor worn proudly by misogynists, and, in time, it would come to define a strain of right-wing politics. Historian Julie Willett tracks the ways in which the sexist pig was sanitized by racism, popularized by consumer culture, weaponized to demean feminists, and politicized to mobilize libertine sexists to adopt reactionary politics. Mapping out a trajectory that links the sexist buffoonery of Bobby Riggs in the 1970s, the popularity of Rush Limbaugh's screeds against "Feminazis" in the 1990s, and the present day misogyny underpinning Trumpism, Willett makes a case for the potency of this seemingly laughable cultural symbol, showing what can happen when we neglect or trivialize the political power of humor.

Download or read book The Pigman written by Paul Zindel and published by Graymalkin Media. This book was released on 2011-05-14 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the best-selling young adult books of all time, written by Pulitzer Prize-winning author Paul Zindel. John Conlan is nicknamed “The Bathroom Bomber” after setting off firecrackers in the boys’ bathroom 23 times without ever getting caught. John and his best friend, Lorraine, can never please their parents, and school is a chore. To pass the time, they play pranks on unsuspecting people and it's during one of these pranks that they meet the “Pigman.” In spite of themselves, John and Lorraine soon get caught up in Mr. Pignati’s zest for life. In fact, they become so involved that they begin to destroy the only corner of the world that has ever mattered to them. Can they stop before it’s too late?'

Download or read book No More Dating Pigs written by Norah Marler and published by Marler Pub. This book was released on 2010-05-16 with total page 139 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Norah Marler's heartfelt rallying cry, No More Dating Pigs: You Are What You Date, is a fun, self-help dating guide for single women of every age. Readers will quickly grasp the Dating-Don'ts, Foolish Patterns, and Red Flag Warnings that always result in bad relationships and heartbreak. Inspired by the appalling yet typical real-life dating experiences of the author and her sisterhood, the handbook puts a name to tell-tale signs of "Pigs." These warning signs will resonate with women everywhere. Pigs are smart, they're opportunistic, they're greedy, and they only care about themselves. Existing dating guides, often written by men, rarely ask men to change. It's all up to women. If women aren't getting what they desire, the existing dating guides aren't working. Norah Marler knows it. We all know it. And the solution is easy. First learn to spot Pigs-then, stay away from them.

Download or read book Dream Big Little Pig written by Kristi Yamaguchi and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-03-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspire kids of all ages to never give up and always dream big with Dream Big Little Pig, the New York Times bestselling ice skating picture book from Olympic gold medalist Kristi Yamaguchi! Poppy is a pig with big dreams. She wants to be a star! But she soon discovers that's not as easy as it sounds. It's only when Poppy feels the magic of gliding and sliding, swirling and twirling on ice that she truly believes in herself: Poppy, star of the rink! Dream Big Little Pig is the perfect book to inspire little girls with big dreams. It makes a wonderful ice skating gift for girls!