Download or read book Financial Jokes for Financial Folks written by Andrew Worden and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-05 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This financial joke book (full of all original accounting and finance "dad" jokes) is the perfect gift for any businessman or businesswoman who loves telling cheesy jokes, corny jokes, or just plain awful dad jokes! A fantastic novelty gift for an Office Party, Corporate Event, Fathers Day, Dads Birthday & Christmas. All the jokes in this book are clean family friendly jokes. When you open it up, you'll see that the first page has space for a "TO:" and a "FROM:", a cool alternative to a card. Wikipedia describes a Dad Joke as a short bad joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer. That means you end up with a lot of groaners and headshakers during gatherings. Your friend/coworker/parent who works in accounting/finance/business will be laughing for the rest of the day after you give them this joke book!

Download or read book The Executive Coloring Book written by Marcie Hans and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-03-28 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The original adult coloring book! A New York Times bestseller when it was originally published in 1961, The Executive Coloring Book is crashing the adult coloring book party with its subversive humor. "This is me. I am an executive. Executives are important. They go to important offices and do important things. Color my underwear important." So begins the dangerously funny classic, The Executive Coloring Book. Originally published more than fifty years ago, this brief and brilliant coloring book skewers the early sixties executive set. If Mad Men made them look glamorous, The Executive Coloring Book casts them in a different hue and invites everyone in on the joke.

Download or read book Personal Finance written by Barbara Friedberg and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2015-04-14 with total page 429 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This jargon-free resource explains the who, what, why, and where of contemporary personal finance in simple, easy-to-grasp language, covering the key people, events, terms, tools, policies, and products that make up modern money management. The ideal roadmap to 21st-century financial literacy, this layman's encyclopedia discusses ideas, concepts, events, and people that inform money management and personal finance. It explains the intricacies of things like investing, saving, debt, credit, and mortgages, and it drills down into complexities like the difference between 401(k) and 403(b) retirement plans. Entries invite the reader to explore common financial topics, such as seeking credit counseling, using credit cards, buying a home, and choosing insurance. Issues such as identity theft, derivatives, and taxes are explored as well. The unique work is topically organized with contributions from both academics and financial professionals. Entries are augmented by entertaining sidebar anecdotes and a glossary, and there is a useful feature that connects readers to online sources, enabling them to keep up with this fast-changing field. A one-stop resource ideal for individuals seeking to understand personal finance, this book will also prove valuable to students taking courses in finance and economics. All readers will come away better equipped to profit from money management and more skilled at making smart financial decisions.

Download or read book Pop written by Meghan McCarthy and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-04-05 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gum. It’s been around for centuries—from the ancient Greeks to the American Indians, everyone’s chewed it. But the best kind of gum—bubble gum!—wasn’t invented until 1928, when an enterprising young accountant at Fleer Gum and Candy used his spare time to experiment with different recipes. Bubble-blowing kids everywhere will be delighted with Megan McCarthy’s entertaining pictures and engaging fun facts as they learn the history behind the pink perfection of Dubble Bubble.

Download or read book Profit First written by Mike Michalowicz and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-02-21 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author of cult classics The Pumpkin Plan and The Toilet Paper Entrepreneur offers a simple, counterintuitive cash management solution that will help small businesses break out of the doom spiral and achieve instant profitability. Conventional accounting uses the logical (albeit, flawed) formula: Sales - Expenses = Profit. The problem is, businesses are run by humans, and humans aren't always logical. Serial entrepreneur Mike Michalowicz has developed a behavioral approach to accounting to flip the formula: Sales - Profit = Expenses. Just as the most effective weight loss strategy is to limit portions by using smaller plates, Michalowicz shows that by taking profit first and apportioning only what remains for expenses, entrepreneurs will transform their businesses from cash-eating monsters to profitable cash cows. Using Michalowicz's Profit First system, readers will learn that: · Following 4 simple principles can simplify accounting and make it easier to manage a profitable business by looking at bank account balances. · A small, profitable business can be worth much more than a large business surviving on its top line. · Businesses that attain early and sustained profitability have a better shot at achieving long-term growth. With dozens of case studies, practical, step-by-step advice, and his signature sense of humor, Michalowicz has the game-changing roadmap for any entrepreneur to make money they always dreamed of.

Download or read book Dear Committee Members written by Julie Schumacher and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2015-06-23 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Like Richard Russo’s Straight Man this book has a lot to say about the humanities in American colleges and universities…. Very funny and also moving.” —Tom Perrotta, New York Post A BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR: NPR and Boston Globe Finally a novel that puts the "pissed" back into "epistolary." Jason Fitger is a beleaguered professor of creative writing and literature at Payne University, a small and not very distinguished liberal arts college in the midwest. His department is facing draconian cuts and squalid quarters, while one floor above them the Economics Department is getting lavishly remodeled offices. His once-promising writing career is in the doldrums, as is his romantic life, in part as the result of his unwise use of his private affairs for his novels. His star (he thinks) student can't catch a break with his brilliant (he thinks) work Accountant in a Bordello, based on Melville's Bartleby. In short, his life is a tale of woe, and the vehicle this droll and inventive novel uses to tell that tale is a series of hilarious letters of recommendation that Fitger is endlessly called upon by his students and colleagues to produce, each one of which is a small masterpiece of high dudgeon, low spirits, and passive-aggressive strategies. We recommend Dear Committee Members to you in the strongest possible terms. Don’t miss Julie Schumacher's new novel, The English Experience, coming soon.

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Download or read book 99 Names of Allah written by Muhammad Sohail Ahmad and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-25 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a humble effort to list the 99 names of Allah to learn and memorize them in a colorful way along with their meanings. Allah has revealed His names repeatedly in the Holy Quran primarily for us to understand who He is. Learning and memorizing the names of Allah will help us to identify the correct way to believe in Him. Allah says in the Quran: And to Allah belong the best names, so invoke Him by them. (Quran 7:180) Prophet Muhammad (ﷺ) said, "Allah has ninety-nine names, i.e. one-hundred minus one, and whoever knows them will go to Paradise." (Sahih Bukhari 50:894) Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying: There are ninety-nine names of Allah; he who commits them to memory would get into Paradise. Verily, Allah is Odd (He is one, and it is an odd number) and He loves odd number." (Sahih Muslim Book-48 Hadith-5)

Download or read book Property Management Accounting written by Michael Monteiro and published by . This book was released on 2009-06-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Buildium's Property Management Accounting teaches basic accounting concepts with property management specifically in mind.

Download or read book E Book Fundamental Managerial Accounting Concepts written by EDMONDS and published by McGraw Hill. This book was released on 2016-10-16 with total page 754 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: E-Book Fundamental Managerial Accounting Concepts

Download or read book The Office Word Search Quips Quotes Coloring Book written by Editors of Thunder Bay Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-10-12 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reunite with the gang from Dunder Mifflin in these word search puzzles, accompanied by hilarious quotes from the award-winning comedy series and quotes to color in. More than 50 themed word searches are accompanied by hilarious quips and quotes from the hit NBC comedy series The Office. Fans of the TV show can color in some of the quotes while taking a trip down memory lane with their favorite Dunder Mifflin characters and episodes, such as "Diversity Day," "The Injury," "Casino Night," and more. Word search puzzles are a great way to relax and de-stress—and a few laughs won’t hurt, either!

Download or read book Intro to Production Accounting written by Penelope Bunsen and published by . This book was released on 2022-06-30 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book gives readers an entry-level overview of what it is like to work in the accounting office of a TV show or film. Geared for newcomers to accounting, production, or both, it explains in moderate detail the daily life of the clerk in a production accounting office. The tone is playful and wry, less like a formal textbook and more like a personal meeting with a friendly expert. The book concentrates on production-specific tasks and responsibilities, such as breaking down time cards for background actors and ensuring each member of the film crew receives the correct tax forms, with brief primers throughout on accounting basics like working with purchase orders and accounts payable. When a reader has finished the book, they will have a solid understanding of the type of work involved in production accounting, what will be expected of them when they are just starting out, and what a long-term career in production accounting looks like. If they were unsure when they began reading, they should know whether or not this is a career they want to pursue, and they should feel prepared to seek out their first job in the field.So far, there are no books about production accounting on the market. Accounting in Hollywood is its own beast, and books on the basics of accounting in general will not prepare newcomers to the field for the specific demands of the job the way this book will.

Download or read book Weak for Him written by Lyra Parish and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-01-11 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Have you heard the saying, 'sex sells'? Well, I'm the supplier." Finnley Felton sells sex. Jennifer Downs is a virgin. With the help of Lady Luck, the two meet. "Money. Bright lights. Sex." Jennifer is made an offer: sell her virginity to the highest bidder and transform into one of Finnley's girls. But she finds herself weak for him, and doesn't fully realize what she's agreed to until it's too late. Will she rise to the challenge and play by the rules in a land where money is king and love is prohibited? Or will she lose herself and values in the attempt? 'Weak for Him' is not considered a "dark" read, but does have unlady-like language, adult subject matter, and s-e-x-ual situations.

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Download or read book Girl Power Coloring Book written by Eileen Rudisell Miller and published by Courier Dover Publications. This book was released on 2018-05-16 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thirty illustrations depict women in a variety of professions in the fields of science, technology, engineering, arts, and mathematics. Fun-to-color scenes portray an astronaut, doctor, architect, computer technician, dozens more.