Download or read book A Shit Load of Dad Jokes written by Ben Over and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-17 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My wife: Why don't you stop telling terrible dad jokes and write a book instead' Me 'Oh, that's a novel idea' A compilation of lots of jokes that have been shared over the years. Some from myself and many from comedians around the world. A MUST for all Dad's!

Download or read book A Sh t Load of Dad Jokes written by Joe King and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-07-26 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 Jokes To Take a Poo To! 'Farting in a lift.... it's wrong on so many levels' A sh*t load of dad jokes that have been compiled and created by Joe King to entertain Dad's (and mums!) whilst on the toilet. With over 500 jokes, you will love this! A superb gift to those dad's who think they are funny yet actually need some new jokes!

Download or read book 1001 Dad Jokes Complete Edition written by M. C. Jepsen and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-07 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why are mountain ranges funny? Because they're hill areas. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Garbage collectors don't need formal education to get hired. They pick it up as they go along. That awkward silence that left you longing for an awkward joke - make the moment less awkward. That one coworker that rattles off knee slappers with a breeze - now you can be her! It's your turn to give the jokers in your life (friends, dads, moms, uncles, aunts, siblings, spouses, neighbors) their own embarrassingly cringey eye roll. Maybe you need a chuckle. Or your friend does. Your friend definitely does. Yep, and your dad. Father's Day is coming up. Get them a copy! From groans to trombones we've collected, created, and curated the best dad jokes. 1001 of them to be exact (technically a lot more). And... edited for content! (One of our editors had a perfect score on the GMAT writing portion and creates content professionally got your eyes rolling already). We wanted a great dad joke book and read critical reviews and thought - why not make our own! We took notes, removed duplicates, and leaned on grammar sticklers. We also tried to tone down the religion/politics/drugs/sex stuff - but kept some edge (watch for uncle jokes book). Still not ready to buy? You don't want to commit. That's cool. Click on the author link by the title and check out our Express Edition for just a dollar/euro/pound. Or, check out all of the jokes in each of four sections for free with your Kindle Unlimited subscription! Wait, who are you again? So, yeah. Years ago, the genesis of the jokes... We didn't know, but a cascade of events would take us from devilishly charming unbridled singles to diaper changing, tantrum calming, homework assisting, bug killing dads (and moms). Somehow we got from cruising the late night bar/club/festival scene to towing babies/toddlers/kids to happy hours with our supportive partners before rushing home to crash (hopefully after the kids). Along the way, corny (successful!) pickup lines morphed into dad jokes as we picked up a few responsibilities, lost a little hair, and added a few pounds/kilos. Really, though, our jokes are for everyone. You don't have to be a dad (or mom) or even like kids (sometimes we don't!) to enjoy, obvs. We hope a bit of humour will brighten your days...

Download or read book New Dad Same Bad Jokes written by Slade Wentworth and published by Zeitgeist. This book was released on 2022-10-04 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: Why is that baby still in diapers? A: I’ll give you two reasons: number one and number two. Calling new dads! Cackle and eye-roll your way through baby’s first year with 365 hilariously horrible dad jokes for parents who have no idea what they’re in for. Classically corny plus new cringe, these jokes help first-time dads take a load off, tickle their loved ones, and give baby their first giggly groan. New Dad, Same Bad Jokes won’t make it easier to be a new parent, but it will soften the blow with some hearty LOLs, new-dad tips, and prompts to document the messy, endearing, and hilarious moments of first-time fatherhood. While baby might still be little, this dad joke book is full-groan! Inside, Dad will find: A joke a day for baby’s first year! Baby jokes and a whole lot more. 365 classic puns, one-liners, and Q&As to give you a zing when that coffee won’t quite cut it. Hilariously useful Dad Hacks. Stop pee mid-air? Wrap baby like a burrito? Help mom eat one-handed? Tips you didn’t know you needed to survive year one. Space to record early memories of baby. Prompts to jot down the sweet, the silly, the stinky as baby grows from swaddled to swindler.

Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

Download or read book Super Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-09-01 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate laugh-out-loud Christmas gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there! Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes—the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time! Includes knee-slappers like: I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Q: What is the sleepiest fruit? A: Napricot. "Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"

Download or read book The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes written by Thomas Nowak and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts

Download or read book The Book Of Terribly Awesome Dad Jokes written by Activity Yooys and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2022-02-21 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Father's Day 2022 is right around the corner - snag this perfect gift for your Dads, Husbands, Friends, and Favorite Coworkers! "I don't tell dad jokes often, but when I do... ...he laughs!" A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers Day, Birthdays & Christmas. Splendid collection of 230 hilarious jokes, groan-worthy one-liners, and puns for every occasion, including well-known classics, hidden gems, and all-new material. Great selection of time-honored classics and all new jokes for 2022 Clean family-friendly jokes. This book contains a lot of designed formats for making you more Satisfied with the jooks Perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan-worthy humor bombs!

Download or read book 150 Dad Jokes written by Hayden Fox and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-11 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call your dad if he freezes? POPsicle! 150 Hilarious and Clean Dad Jokes that will keep kids laughing for hours on end! A Must-have for Father's Day either to read to your dad or to have him read it! Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some laughs and groans!

Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Slade Wentworth and published by Zeitgeist. This book was released on 2023-03-14 with total page 408 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: Why is that baby still in diapers? A: I’ll give you two reasons: number one and number two. Congrats, Dad! Someone in your life thinks you’re hilarious. Or corny. Or hilariously corny. No matter what the occasion, dad jokes are always a terribly good idea. Take a load off, pester your people, and test the eye-rolling patience of your children, who will love to hate your new arsenal of 400+ cringe-worthy crack-ups. Jam packed with jokes. (Hold the jam). Hundreds of bad = good dad jokes to test around the house, at the office, and out in the world. Jokes for all! Classically corny puns plus one-liners and Q&As built for dads of all ages and stages. For you, Pop. A family-friendly gift to make any dad’s day.

Download or read book Best Dad Jokes Silly Jokes Corny Jokes One Liners Dumb Jokes Dirty Jokes written by Adam Smith and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04-13 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In THIS BOOK you will find: -Best Dad Jokes; -Best Silly Jokes; -Best Corny Jokes; -Best and Funniest one liners jokes; -Funny Dirty Jokes; and a lot of FUN! "Dad joke" is a pejorative term used to describe a corny or predictable joke, typically a pun. Generally inoffensive, dad jokes are traditionally told by fathers among family, either with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction to its "dagginess." One of the most common "dad jokes" goes as follows: A child will say to the dad, "I am hungry," to which the dad will reply, "Hi, Hungry, I am Dad." Many dad jokes may be considered anti-jokes, deriving humour from an intentionally unfunny punchline.

Download or read book Dad Jokes For Kids written by Hayden Fox and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-08 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover The Ultimate Collection of Dad Jokes For Dads Who Think They Are Funny! Plus Illustrations Throughout The Book! Are you running out of silly dad jokes for your kid's sleepover parties? Are your bad dad jokes supplies running low? Do you need a dad joke book full of terribly good and tremendously bad dad jokes? Introducing The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads & Their Kids! Now you can start embarrassing your children and your wife with a fresh batch of hilarious dad jokes that will make everyone groan and roll their eyes. Hayden Fox, the author of this dad joke book, is a school teacher and veteran parent with an endless supply of ridiculous dad jokes - ranging from mildly funny to sizzling red-hot-sauce-grade hilarious. Top 3 Reasons to Choose This Dad Joke Book for Kids and Their Dads: ✅ Show Off Your Great Sense of Humor There's nothing better than a really good, bad dad joke. It makes everyone laugh and lightens the mood on any occasion. From parent-teacher conferences (proceed at your own risk) to camping trips, boy scout adventures, and family vacations, a good dad joke will get the job done. ✅ Tons of Different Ways to Break the Ice Have you ever found yourself in an awkward social situation? Need a quick zinger that will break the ice? Go into your little book of big laughs and find the perfect dad joke for your co-workers, distant relatives, or kid's sleepover buddies. ✅ Surprise Your Father, Grandfather or Friend If you are looking for funny dad gifts, gifts for new parents, new dad gifts for men or a special Father's Day gift for your boyfriend, husband, father or grandpa, look no further. Our joke book for adults and kids will make the best birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift. ✅ Great For Kids Too All the jokes found in this book are clean and kid-friendly and there are illustrations on every page! What Are You Waiting for? Click "Buy Now" & Start Tormenting Your Loved Ones with Your Devilishly Funny Dad Jokes!

Download or read book The World s Best Dad Jokes for Kids Volume 3 written by Lisa Swerling and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This illustrated book by the New York Times–bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave your family in stitches. The World’s Best Dad Jokes for Kids is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly jokes that dads love to tell—each paired with a small drawing that’s a sweet comic gem in itself. It’s the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.

Download or read book 300 Dad Jokes Puns One Liners and Wordplay written by Raymond Smith and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-03-04 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tired of all those dad joke books that are really just lame kid jokes disguised as dad jokes? Get this authentic dad jokes book that is full of family-friendly puns, one-liners and clever wordplay that is sure to keep your household groaning for less.This book has over 300 family-friendly dad jokes. A sample of the jokes included in this book: My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out, had drinks and he's a web designer. A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was a one-night stand. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it. What's brown and sticky? A stick. Son: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on fire. My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else... My wife told me I need to stop behaving like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was soul-destroying. Son: I'll call you later. Dad: Don't call me later, call me Dad. I like waiters, they bring a lot to the table. Dad jokes are not just for dads either, they are a great way for kids to learn about word meaning, creativity, and clever context. Challenge your family to come up with their own!Lighten up everyone's day with this great book of over 300 dad jokes. Makes the perfect gift for dad's birthday, Father's Day, Christmas, first-time dads or anyone who needs a good eye roll.

Download or read book 1001 Puns Dad Jokes and One Liners written by Th Leatherman and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-11 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Especially Jokes For Dads written by Kiesha Beachy and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-16 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mini-Book Size Especially Jokes For Dads - Greatly Entertaining Dad Joke Book For Adults Gift. A lot of jokes for dad, packed into compact pocket-sized, make terribly hilarious fun for dads. It is perfect to bring it everywhere This Dad Jokes mini book includes: 140 dad jokes Large print Now more than ever, we could all use something to put a smile on our faces. And what better source for laughs than that special sense of humor told through dad jokes. Pick this up up as a meaningful present to make laugh in life.

Download or read book 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes written by Kidsville Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-20 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: **Father's Day Special Edition!** What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business! What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groanworthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!