Download or read book The Total Redneck Manual written by T. Edward Nickens and published by Weldon Owen International. This book was released on 2017-10-03 with total page 618 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This authoritative guide to the great American redneck lifestyle covers more than 200 tips on everything from hunting and fishing to guns, grub and fun. Forget all the jokes, stereotypes and caricatures. The Total Redneck Manual is a loving celebration of an all-American cultural icon, as well as a practical guide full of homespun advice on how to enjoy the great outdoors. From skinning squirrels and rabbits to skinny-dipping, knife-throwing, and teaching your kid to flyfish, this comprehensive guide covers all the bases. In true Field & Stream fashion, it's packed with tips on essential outdoor skills, from picking the right hunting dog and sighting in a rifle to fixing just about anything with duct tape and frying up catfish just like grandma used to make. You'll also learn to open a beer bottle with just about anything, spit on a campfire with deadly accuracy, and kit out the truck of your dreams—with spray paint.
Download or read book The Redneck Guide to Raisin Children written by Annie Smith and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1997-12 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The parental instruction manual that Dr. Spock's readers have been secretly longing for. Forget all of the touchy-feely, daytime talk show psychobabble. Glen Bob and Annie Smith tell how to--explain eviction to your kids; turn junkyards into vacation destinations; enjoy Christmas with Grandpa in prison; find the best Redneck restaurants, and much, much more.
Download or read book 50 Ways to Tell a Redneck from a Hillbilly written by Earl O'Kuly and published by By the Book 4u Publishing. This book was released on 2014-12-08 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A darn funny book that will keep you laughing while you learn the differences between rednecks and hillbillies, and as this book shows you, there are differences. And just when you think you know the difference between rednecks and hillbillies, there are some questions at the back of the book, with a city slicker's scorecard, to find out if you really do know the difference. The city slicker's scorecard alone will have you LOLing!
Download or read book A Redneck s Guide To Being A Christian written by Jeff Todd and published by Jeff Todd. This book was released on 2012-01-25 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever wondered what 'being a Christian' was all about? Believe it or not, it's not as complicated as you may think. Actually, it's so simple that... even a Redneck can do it. And so can you! In this book, you'll get the Christian basics: How to be one What it means to be one The purpose of trials and temptations Who God is... and who Satan is And a whole lot more... And the cool thing is that this book is simple to read and it has some cool drawings in it, too.
Download or read book Catch And Release written by Virginia Alene and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-09-09 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s not a matter of being attracted to “Bad Boys” for me. I have a problem with finding the “Good” in everyone I meet and blindly overlooking those red flags that say “Run, he’s no good for you!” If you are a woman who is bored with your life and seek adventure, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Being married to a Redneck Cop was truly an eye opening experience. When you’re married to the Clampetts, you begin to take on a whole new personality. The sweet little woman in me, became a Redneck Woman and I exchanged my apron for a pair of Wranglers and a 357 revolver
Download or read book A Redneck s Guide the 5 Minute Sermons Volume 3 written by Jeff Todd and published by Jeff Todd. This book was released on 2012-01-25 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life as a Christian is full of messages to learn as we grow in our walk with Jesus. The 5-Minute Sermons is an ongoing series of quick life lessons experienced by the author/illustrator, Jeff Todd, of A Redneck's Guide. Some folks would call them devotionals. He calls them '5-Minute Sermons' because they are simple and easy to read. They're intended for rednecks like him that have a short attention span. We hope you can learn from them, too.
Download or read book A Redneck s Guide to the Pair O Bulls written by Jeff Todd and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-09-22 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is written about the parables Jesus used from the New Testament of the Bible. It is written in everyday, simple language with a bit of REDNECK humor thrown in. When Jesus spoke to his disciples and others, he would speak in parables. These were verbal illustrations to help listeners understand the message He was trying to teach them. Is there a message in there for us, too? Were there more to these parables? In this book, we examine the parables that Jesus spoke and share the spiritual messages we have received from our own personal study. We hope it's a blessing to you.
Download or read book Jeff Foxworthy s Redneck Dictionary written by Jeff Foxworthy and published by Fawcett. This book was released on 2006-09-26 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey, you! The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it’s the one you’ve been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you’re blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs. So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French!
Download or read book A Redneck s Guide to Being a Christian Toon Up Edition written by Jeff Todd and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-01-25 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever wondered what being a Christian was all about? Believe it or not, it's not as complicated as you may think. It's so simple that... even a Redneck can do it. And so can you! In this book, we'll answer your questions about the Christian basics, like: - How do I become one? - What does it mean to be a Christian? - What is the purpose of trials and temptations? - Who is God?.. and who is Satan anyway? There's a whole lot more! And the cool thing is that this book is simple to read. Actually, most of it is drawn out for you. Really! We hope you enjoy it. God bless you!
Download or read book Really Redneck written by Daniel R. White and published by Andrews McMeel Pub. This book was released on 1998 with total page 127 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unusual contours and full color throughout make this Cutout Shape Book an entertaining gift for rednecks and wannabes. From pick-'em-up trucks to cheap beer, here's the definitive guide on maximizing redneck potential.
Download or read book A Redneck s Guide to Being a Christian written by Jeff Todd and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2010-02-18 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The second edition of Jeff Todd's A Redneck's Guide To Being A Christian includes even more funny illustrations! Ever wondered what being a Christian is all about? Have you tried to explain it to others? Being a Christian is simple and should be presented in a simple and easy-to-understand way. That's what we try to do with this book. It makes a great tool to use in ministry or witnessing. It explains 'being a Christian' and gives the basics every Christian needs.
Download or read book A Redneck s Guide Row Man Row written by Jeff Todd and published by Jeff Todd. This book was released on 2012-01-24 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book of Romans is a masterfully written exposition on grace. This letter to the believers in Rome has changed the hearts of many as they read and understand the wonderful truths nestled inside. Paul wrote this letter to these Christians to explain his revelation of grace. We explain it in simple terms that we all can understand.
Download or read book A Redneck s Guide the Pair O Bulls written by Jeff Todd and published by . This book was released on 2010-02-17 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Jesus spoke to his disciples and others, he would speak in parables. These were verbal illustrations to help them understand the message He was trying to relay to them. Is there a message in there for us, too? Was there more to these parables?In this book, we examine the parables that Jesus spoke. There just might be something there for you.
Download or read book Jeff Foxworthy s Redneck Dictionary III written by Jeff Foxworthy and published by Villard. This book was released on 2007-10-30 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jeff Foxworthy clearly knows how to talk gooder redneck, especially after two runaway bestsellers on the subject. But for those folks who still need to get in touch with their inner redneck, here’s the third handy reference with even more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your guide, you’ll get all the finer points of speaking proper redneck. Here’s your chance to pep up your parlance by learning how to use words and phrases like an• ar• chist (an-ar-kist´), conj., n., and v. additionally, having pressed one’s lips to another’s as an expression of affection or sensual desire. “Anarchist her ma, anarchist her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her other sister, anarchist her other other sister, and then her dad walked in and . . .” i• Pod (í-päd), n. and v. a personal reference to having groped or roughly handled another person or an object. “IPod her for about twenty minutes before I realized she was my mother-in-law.” uri• nal (yer-en-el), n. and v. a declaration concerning the current status or location of the person being spoken to. “If you think urinal lot of trouble now, just wait till Daddy gets home.” No matter where you hail from, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary III will make you sound like you were born far below the Mason-Dixon line. So shove aside that extra roll of single-ply to make space for this book in your family’s reading room, because three is definitely the charm.
Download or read book A Redneck s Guide written by Jeff Todd and published by Jeff Todd. This book was released on 2012-03-15 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The books of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are considered the Gospels because they tell us all about Jesus Christ. From four different writers, we get a four-sided account of His miracles, parables, teachings, and His mission statement for us as Christians. We can learn a lot from His example and we should apply it to our own life. When we do, our life can lead others to Him. That's what it's all about right there! In this book, we take a deeper look into the teachings of Jesus. He is the Great Teacher and we are His students. In the Gospels, we see that He had an awesome 'lesson plan' and wants all of us to take note. Throughout our Christian life, we will be tested. The key is to know what God expects from us and to live our life according to His purpose. When we do, we will pass the test every time. As always, we keep it simple. We hope this book is a blessing to you!
Download or read book A Redneck s Guide to Eatin Right written by Jeff Todd and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-11-20 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In case you haven't heard, there's a growing problem in the world today. People are facing health issues and it all seems to be coming from a lack of exercise and the types of food we eat. Cancer, diabetes, hypertension and heart attacks are some of the major diseases that's being created and it's killing us all. Sadly, it's not just the older generation. It's both the young and the old. Yes, we could look to the world for answers to these problems. But, what if the world doesn't really know? God, the Creator of the world and every thing in it, has the solutions. The Bible contains guidelines for proper nutrition and even warns us about being lazy. In this latest guide, we take a look at the problems the world faces with nutrition, exercise and health. We offer the solutions that can only be found in God's Word. Join us today and discover what the Bible says. We hope this guide is a blessing to you.
Download or read book A Redneck s Guide to the Redneck School of Rock written by Jeff Todd and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-02-21 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The books of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are considered the Gospels because they tell us all about Jesus Christ. From four different writers, we get a four-sided account of His miracles, parables, teachings, and His mission statement for us as Christians. We can learn a lot from His example and we should apply it to our own life. When we do, our life can lead others to Him. That's what it's all about right there! In this book, we take a deeper look into the teachings of Jesus. He is the Great Teacher and we are His students. In the Gospels, we see that He had an awesome 'lesson plan' and wants all of us to take note. Throughout our Christian life, we will be tested. The key is to know what God expects from us and to live our life according to His purpose. When we do, we will pass the test every time. As always, we keep it simple. We hope this book is a blessing to you!
