Download or read book A Book for a Twat written by Adam Stevenson and published by . This book was released on 2018-02-17 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book for a twat. The ideal gift for a twat in your life. Contains inspirational quotes reminding them, that they are indeed, a twat.

Download or read book My Mum s a Twat written by Anoushka Warden and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2018-01-08 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever tried to sustain a relationship with a twat? It's hard work and you need to be completely not a twat yourself if you want any success in this. Which is really hard when you've just started being a teenager. (As if growing up wasn't hard enough already...) I remember thinking if you were 'the chosen' one, why does that mean your dress sense has to be so shit? A celebration of teenage rebellion and resilience. Anoushka Warden's debut play was directed by Royal Court Artistic Director Vicky Featherstone and Jude Christian.

Download or read book My boyfriend is a twat written by Zoe McCarthy and published by Friday Project. This book was released on 2007 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sensibly categorised and filled with observations and recommendations, this is the ultimate field guide to that most irritating of the species, the Twat.

Download or read book Cunt written by Inga Muscio and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2002-10-15 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An ancient title of respect for women, the word “cunt” long ago veered off this noble path. Inga Muscio traces the road from honor to expletive, giving women the motivation and tools to claim “cunt” as a positive and powerful force in their lives. In this fully revised edition, she explores, with candidness and humor, such traditional feminist issues as birth control, sexuality, jealousy between women, and prostitution with a fresh attitude for a new generation of women. Sending out a call for every woman to be the Cuntlovin' Ruler of Her Sexual Universe, Muscio stands convention on its head by embracing all things cunt-related. This edition is fully revised with updated resources, a new foreword from sexual pioneer Betty Dodson, and a new afterword by the author. “Bright, sharp, empowering, long-lasting, useful, sexy....”—San Francisco Chronicle “... Cunt provides fertile ground for psychological growth.”—San Francisco Bay Guardian “Cunt does for feminism what smoothies did for high-fiber diets—it reinvents the oft-indigestible into something sweet and delicious.”—Bust Magazine

Download or read book Diary of a TWAT written by Richard Thwaite and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-06-27 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you know a massive TWAT? Of course you do. Why not buy them this diary so they can write down all of their twatty behaviour instead of telling you about it? This is the perfect gift for the perfect TWAT!

Download or read book Liz and Beth written by G. Levis and published by Eros Comics. This book was released on 1997-03-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Our heroines are in a series of erotic entaglements ranging from voyeurism to a weekend in the country.

Download or read book TWAT It s a Pregnant Fish written by Keith Hooper and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-06-29 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like pissing in the wind, it might not be advisable, but sometimes you've just got to give it a try. TWAT! It's a pregnant fish is an adventure comedy where three guys experience trauma in their lives, coming together to face their fears under the supervision and guidance of the eccentric and outrageous Professor Jebsworth. As an alternative approach to counselling, the group travel the world: building bonds, breaking hearts and learning about their inner selves in the process. Best not to mention the sexual deviancies here... Follow the journey of a sex obsessed idiot, a drug addicted genius, a gentleman blinded from love by his innocence and an outrageously pompous Cambridge Don across Europe, Asia and North America. Not for the faint hearted, this novel combines twisted-romance, personal-adventure, self-exploration and cultural-appreciation filled with laughs along the way. Expect to be entertained, astounded and in places, highly offended as you join this unlikely bunch on their personal mission to self-actualise.

Download or read book A Book for a Cunt written by Adam Stevenson and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-23 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of inspirational quotes to remind the cunt in your life, that they are, indeed, a cunt. Would make the perfect joke gift.

Download or read book Invasion of the Twat Snatchers written by V. Musk and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-01-12 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a small American town, alien plants are taking over ladies' twats, and now they're hot, souped up ... and hungry. When Dr. Boener first begins to hear patients' stories about transformed vaginas and outrageous sex with their partners, he is intrigued. But when he eventually experiences it himself, and a patient shows up bleeding from a horrific pussy attack, he knows something much more sinister is afoot. An erotic sci-fi alien invasion thriller, with oral, lunchmeat, tentacle, girl-on-girl, and vaginal superpower action. For fans of Chuck Tingle and Carlton Mellick III.

Download or read book All the Twats I Met Along the Way written by Carolyn Hobdey and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-18 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All The Tw*ts I Met Along The Way tells the tales of crappy boyfriends, sickening sexual encounters, manipulative men, love triangles, unsupportive and unsupported medical diagnoses... and that's just in the first few pages.

Download or read book Twunt Because Sometimes Twat Cunt Just Don t Cut It written by Bs Adult Humor Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-11 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a gift? Grab this funny notebook today perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor! Your new journal (diary, notebook) includes: 110 page blank lined interior Matte finish cover 6x9 dimension easy for travel Perfect for: Birthday Gift Christmas Present Stocking Stuffer

Download or read book Twat I Cunt Hear You written by Curse Crew Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-09 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny, sweary gift for anyone who loves creative cursing. Makes a hilarious gag gift, white elephant or yankee swap gift. Give as a gift or card replacement to celebrate a birthday, holiday, or retirement to your hilarious and profane friend or family member. Size: 6x9 Pages: 100 Cover: Matte Paperback This lined, notebook is perfect for any potty mouth person. It is great for taking notes, writing to do lists, journaling, organizing, or brainstorming. Notebooks & journals are a fun gift for adults, teens or kids for any gift giving occasion!

Download or read book The Sweary Colouring Book 2 written by Sarah Bigwood and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-09 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Sweary Colouring Book 2 is the second instalment from Sarah Bigwood. The first book went viral, this time, dive into the fancy sweary world and unleash your naughty side! For days when only a swear will do. Including 20 hand drawn detailed pictures

Download or read book Twat I Cunt Hear You written by Aesthetext Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twat I Cunt Hear You journal Size: 6" x 9" inch. Aesthetic saying journal to write in. Lined white paper. 120 sturdy pages. Suitable for work and college to carry around.

Download or read book DICKHEAD Swear Word Coloring Books written by Purple Kush and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-08 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a hilarious hen party gift, white elephant gift, or funny gag birthday present? Then Look no further than this so rude DICKHEAD coloring book for adults! This has hyper details hand drawing 25 sweary word pages that is totally obnoxious, but also hilarious in designs to help you color away any stress you may have. These are featured all ridiculously rude words you can think of from Cunt to Fuck, also rare words you may not think of like Beef curtain or Blue Waffle! Fan of the curse, offensive and swear words, this coloring book is a must-have for your collection! Product Details Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Perfect for all coloring mediums Large format 8.5"x11.0" (22x28cm) pages This swearing coloring book for adults is absolutely perfect for chilling and relaxing at-home activity for open-minded people. It is a great for adults who like coloring books with hysterically awful content. SCROLL UP AND GRAB YOUR BOOK TODAY!

Download or read book The Twat Files written by Dawn French and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2024-04-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IF YOU LOVE DAWN, YOU'LL LOVE HEARING ABOUT ALL THE TIMES SHE'S BEEN A COMPLETE TWAT . . . When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person. BUT. That kind of perfect is impossible. Being an actual twat is much more the real me. Sorry to boast, but I am a champion twat. In The Twat Files I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. In my life these have been key because: Mistakes tell us about ourselves. Mistakes tell us about others. Mistakes are hilarious. Mistakes expose our flaws. Mistakes show us ourselves honestly. Mistakes are gloriously human. My hope is that these stories might fire up yer engines to remind you of just what a massive twat you also are. Let's celebrate and revel in this most delightful of traits together. That would be perfectly twatty. 'This woman is a national treasure' Mail on Sunday 'Dawn French is a wonderful writer' Daily Mail

Download or read book Filthy English written by Peter Silverton and published by Portobello Books. This book was released on 2011-11-03 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the Sex Pistols swore live on tea-time telly in 1976, there was outrage across Britain. Headlines screamed. Christians marched. TVs were kicked in. Thirty years on, all those words are media-mainstream - bandied about with impunity on TV and in the papers. This is the story of our bad language and its three-decade journey from the fringes of decency to the working centre of a more linguistically liberal nation. Silverton takes a clear, comprehensive and witty look at swearing and the impact of its new acceptability on our language, our manners and our society. He considers how we have become more openly emotional, yet more wary about insulting others. And how it's seemingly become alright to say **** and **** but not ****** or ****. This is the story of that cultural revolution, written by one who was there at the start, proudly striking some of the first blows in the long struggle for the right to reclaim filthy English and use it.