Download or read book 365 Dad Jokes Vol 2 written by Daniel Williams and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-01-03 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get the family, especially dad, belly laughing throughout 2020 Don't you love those corny, cringe-worthy, predictable jokes that are told by Dads? Neither do we, but we must admit those efforts to make use laugh can be looked back with fondness. We have 365 of these, one for each day of the year. Included in this book is: Classic short and funny one-liners dad jokes Some of the funniest Birthday dad jokes Clean and simple dad jokes that are a perfect gift for grandpas, dads, brothers and uncles Hilarious dad jokes that are family friendly Jokes included: Did you hear about the joke I told in the elevator the other day? It was funny on so many levels. If I use my laptop to shop online for another laptop, is that like me forcing it to dig its own grave? Did you hear about what happened to that Italian chef? He pasta way. Did you know that there are fish with two knees? They are called two-knee fish. Now what are you waiting for? Scroll up and click the BUY button

Download or read book The World s Greatest Dad Jokes The Complete Collection The Heirloom Edition written by Editors of Cider Mill Press, and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2024-06-11 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! Because the world needs more dad jokes. Hundreds more. What are dad jokes? Short, family-friendly one-liners that often produce more eye rolls and groans from their audience than audible laughs. Anyone can tell dad jokes, but they are best told by dads. The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, and inside you'll find: More puns, quips, and corny one-liners that are sure to get eyes rolling Hundreds of dad jokes that will make you groan—then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse. These jokes are so funny you won't even see them coming!

Download or read book The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!

Download or read book World s Greatest Dad Jokes Vol 2 written by Abigail F. Brown and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. Be the stand-up comedian of the century with 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. This compact compendium of cheesy jokes is the perfect size for carrying with you for all your split-second bad joke needs. Never get stuck telling the same corny joke twice with this easy-to-use reference book to all things funny and punny. Whether you’re shopping for world’s Greatest Dads or a Faux Pa joker, World’s Greatest Dad Jokes Volume 2 is perfect for anyone who appreciates a well-placed pun.

Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Frank N Steinz and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DAD Jokes, jokes are so bad they are good! clean jokes for the whole family, a brilliant gift for dad.

Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Kevin Hearth and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-28 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you want to know what is the secret to living better? Laugh, laugh and laugh. Because, as Charlie Chaplin said, "A day without laughter is a wasted day". This second fantastic collection of dad jokes will get you started on the right foot the day or they'll do you go to sleep with a nice smile on your face! If you are the kind of person who brings happiness to every place you go, then this collection will be useful to you to greatly increase your repertoire of beats and jokes! If you're not that kind of person, don't worry, you can become one! Remember: everyone can tell jokes!!! This book is suitable for adults and children.

Download or read book Laugh Attack written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the joke experts at Highlights, here is the biggest and best joke book for kids ever—jam-packed with more than 1,000 jokes! This 352-page super-sized collection is filled with family-friendly, wholesome, and fun jokes for kids to share with friends, grandparents, and anyone who needs a laugh. With riddles, knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and cartoons, this book will keep kids giggling and grinning, as well as laughing and learning, for hours. This is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any kid!

Download or read book The Ultimate Joke Book for Dads written by Frida Trumont and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The beautifully illustrated "The Ultimate Joke Book for Dads: Volume II" is a treasure trove of chuckles and groans, perfectly crafted for the dad joke aficionado. Each page bursts with classic one-liners, clever puns, and hilariously bad jokes that epitomize dad humor at its finest. Accompanied by playful and vibrant illustrations, these jokes bring to life the whimsical spirit of dad-style comedy. Designed as a follow-up to its beloved predecessor, this book aims to continue the tradition of bringing families together through laughter. It serves as a perfect gift for any occasion, whether it's Father's Day, a birthday, or just a day when the mood needs lifting. "The Ultimate Joke Book for Dads: Volume II" promises to be a delightful read for dads and their families, ensuring that the legacy of dad jokes is passed down through generations with a smile.

Download or read book The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes written by Jeremy Brown and published by Media Lab Books. This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From giving as good as he got at the Harvard Lampoon to his comedic work in such films and TV shows as Donovan’s Reef, North to Alaska, Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, I Love Lucy, Dean Martin Celebrity Roast and The Red Skelton Hour, John Wayne was never shy about exhibiting his wry, knowing sense of humor. It’s this facet of Duke that The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes captures. A father of six children himself, Duke was no stranger to making kids crack up (or at least trying to). This book presents those stories of Duke as practical joker as well as willing victim, embedded within more than 400 clever, yet dreadful jokes, stories, riddles and puns, perfect for family members of every age. Some of the jokes are Duke- and Western-themed, but most are simply good, original Dad jokes: some good, some bad, some awful, but all funny. Readers will also find inside nearly three dozen fun photos of Duke exhibiting his good humor for all to see, laughing with his kids or fellow actors on set and behind the scenes, making this book a treasure for fans and fathers alike.

Download or read book The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids written by Carole Roman and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-08-27 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Discover more than 800 silly jokes for kids in this hilarious kids joke book Reading jokes can tickle your funny bone AND help boost reading skills. The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids is chock-full of knock-knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, and puns you can share with your friends and family for hours and hours of laughing! Funny facts and illustrations—Find some very silly illustrations that match the jokes, and fun trivia about the joke topics—did you know that elephants can't jump? Beginner joke-writing tips—This joke book for kids explains how setups and punchlines works and includes tips and exercises to help you write your own jokes. Take jokes anywhere—Bring this book on road trips, plane trips, and more so you can have fun everywhere you go. Give the gift of laughter—Whether it's a birthday gift, a stocking stuffer, an Easter basket stuffer, or a present for any occasion, this book makes an educational and hilarious gift for every kid who loves to laugh! The perfect joke book for kids of all ages, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids promises to keep the young readers entertained and amused.

Download or read book All New Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2019-09-05 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE BRAND-NEW BOOK FROM @DADSAYSJOKES hr All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 1 million, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Instagram account with more than a million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking mastermind started his career at the tender age of 14, when he created his original platform, Football.Newz, to serve audiences for the World cup 2014. He has recently added another nine platforms in different genres (of which @DadSaysJokes is one), with nine million followers and rising. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go? A: Prism.

Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

Download or read book Dad Jokes 2 written by Peter Crumpton and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-03-26 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad Jokes 2

Download or read book The Worst Poetry Book Ever written by Lily Luverton and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book will leave you in silence. Whether it be from tears of laughter or from a single recurring thought: "WTF did I just read?", The Worst Poetry Book Ever, is quite literally the worst poetry book ever. I hope you like it! Or hate it!

Download or read book 365 Days of Dad Jokes written by Jim Chumley and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-06-27 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.

Download or read book 365 Dad Jokes written by Daniel Williams and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-31 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't you love those corny, cringe-worthy, predictable jokes that are told by Dads? Neither do we, but we must admit those efforts to make use laugh can be looked back with fondness. We have 365 of these, one for each day of the year. Jokes included in this book are about: WorkMultitasking is something I'm good with.I can procrastinate, be unproductive, and waste time all at once. SchoolWhat do you hate most about ancient history class?The teacher tends to Babylon. Family Wife: I saw you in my dream. You bought a diamond ring for me at a jewelry store.Husband: I had a similar dream where your dad paid the bill. RelationshipsWhat did the two boats hear the third boat ask?Who's interested in a little row-mance?And many more topics Now what are you waiting for? Scroll up and click the BUY button to give your loved one and yourself the gift of laughter.