Download or read book 101 Ways to Eat Cock written by Dandy Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-11 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 101 Ways to Eat Cock: Funny Blank Recipe Book This well designed 8"x 10" blank recipe book is great for capturing all of your favorite chicken recipes. It includes 101 pages to document the recipes and plenty of room to write out every detail of how to prepare the dish! Features: A modern, funny and sleek cover with a Matte finish that is soft to the touch 101 recipe pages Sized perfectly for your bookshelf in the kitchen Makes a great Christmas Gift, Birthday Gift, Appreciation gift or gift for any occasion Get fantastic value for the money

Download or read book 50 Ways to Eat Cock written by Adrienne N. Hew and published by Savor the Journey, LLC. This book was released on 2013 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

Download or read book How to Eat Cock written by Cosima Hussey and published by Random House. This book was released on 2020-10-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brilliant protein-packed meals that don't hold back on the spice.' Joe Dicks, bestselling author of High Impact Intercourse Training 'This delightfully raunchily-titled read is, of course, a recipe book full of tongue-in-cheek ways to cook chicken ... everything from Cockporn Poppers to Cossie's Cockatore to Cock Pot Pie.' METRO 'What a title!' Gok Wan The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served with a creamy slaw to the ultimate cock monsieur, a steamy and indulgent feast to share with your friends- let Hussey show you how to get the very best out of your cock.

Download or read book Fifty Shades of Chicken written by F.L. Fowler and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2012-11-13 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

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Download or read book Thug Kitchen 101 written by Thug Kitchen and published by Rodale. This book was released on 2016-10-11 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The creators of the New York Times bestselling cookbook series Thug Kitchen are back to deliver you the sorta gentle, but always hilarious shove you need to take the leap into healthy eating. Thug Kitchen 101 includes more than 100 easy and accessible recipes to give you a solid start toward a better diet. TK holds your hand and explains ingredients from chickpeas to nooch so you'll feel confident knowing exactly what the f*ck you're cooking. This kickass vegan kitchen primer also serves up health benefits and nutrition statistics to remind everyone, from curious newbies to health nuts, how a plant-based lifestyle benefits our bodies, minds, environment, and our pocketbooks. THAT'S RIGHT. EAT GREEN, SAVE GREEN. So scared of commitment you can't even dedicate some time to cook? Thug Kitchen's here to fix that sh*t: All recipes in TK 101 are guaranteed to be faster than delivery, so you can whip up some tasty meals with simple ingredients regardless of when you stumbled home from work. You're too damn important to be eating garbage, so TK has made it easy to take care of #1: you. No needless nonsense or preachy bullsh*t. Just delicious, healthy, homemade food for all the full-time hustlers out there. "Thug Kitchen backs up its bluster with good, solid recipes."--New York Times "Funny, self-aware, and full of delicious-looking recipes that I want to make right this second." --Epicurious.com "F*cking delicious."--Popsugar.com

Download or read book ASS WORSHIP 101 written by Mike Watson and published by Mike Watson. This book was released on 2022-04-01 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: INTRODUCTION And why I wrote this book … Dear Reader, When I wrote Sissy Central and then Sissy-gasm Central a couple of years back (well, one in 2020, one in 2021) – I had no idea how popular they were going to turn out to be, especially the former. Sissy Central is truly a bestseller in the true sense of the word; so many people have read it, loved it, and lots have even bought paperbacks. That is when you know someone is SERIOUS about books and the content in them. Think about it. It’s one thing to have fiction sitting on your mantelpiece for all and sundry to see, but Sissy Central, or any of my other courses? That is what you call COMING OUT PROUDLY – as I do and have all my life, being unapologetic about it, and it makes me so happy more and more people are living out their dreams and fantasies in a SSC (safe, sane and consensual manner!). Anyway, despite books on worshipping other parts of the body galore, I haven’t written books on two of the most popular body parts out there! Knowing me, you might find it strange, but I haven’t written manuals on how to worship FEET as yet! Hehe. Although, anyone that reads any of my stories will know how to do it very well. Talk to her soles, boy, not her! (or his). And despite having written manuals on ball busting, cock worship, nipplegasms, sissygasm, cuckolding, sissy-dom – and more – for some reason, I hadn’t “touched” upon ass worship as yet. We’re rectifying that here today! Today, as Madam Megan turns me into her dream sissy (which I would be anyway, hehe, but she has taken the makeup to a different level altogether, as my Twitter followers can see!) … I feel compelled to write one of the books that I’ve been putting off for a while, but as I thought of the smell of rank, sweaty (or even washed) ass that never goes away from tongue no matter what you do or how much you floss, as I thought about BEGGING to do Megan’s husband’s laundry … as I thought about all the dick sucking I’ve been doing as of late (hence, Cock Worship for Sissies and Faggots) – I figured I’d finally put this one out. And with right cause ; ass worship is a very popular theme for a lot of you! Now, you might ask why I need to put out another book on it especially after the roaring and resounding success that Sissygasm Central is. Good question, but it’s easy to answer this one. Sissygasms can ultimately only be gotten by biological men – whether submissive or not, or in the middle – NOT by females. Females simply don’t have a P Spot, simple. Ass worship though is equally pleasurable for females, since both men and women have so many nerve endings back there (though yes, sissygasms make it FAR more pleasurable for men as they literally give men repeated female orgasms without stopping – – and FAR more – the mental aspect of it is the real kicker, as is the continued feeling of lust you feel, just like a woman!). So sissygasms are more BDSM oriented than anything else, though you can use them in regular sex etc as well and mostly for men (the pleasure). But this book will work for BOTH men and women. More importantly in Sissygasm Central, I did NOT focus on the prelimins of the actual ASS worship part. The buttcheeks, the lovely smelly ass CRACK … the way his balls look from down there, the way her PUBES flicker from there … the way the asshole opens up, so INVITING … the way it looks so PINK down there .. the SMELL, the way you SMOOCH it … OH MY!!! I realized that in the book above, I gave a lot of importance to the P spot, and way too less to the overall “ass” but thats fine. That is what the book was about! THIS book focuses on the ass, period. THIS book is the “101” to Sissygasm Central, if I might say that. THIS book is for you ass lovers out there. THIS book is really what you SEE when you first see ass, and want to KISS it, worship every INCH of those regal BUTTCHEEKS! THIS book will work for preferences and tastes “across the spectrum”. You do not need to be into BDSM to enjoy the benefits of rimming – or the sheer pleasure that comes from it – or alternatively if you’re into that, from doing it! Ladies and men can use -and apply – and enjoy these tips equally! And that is why I wrote this book – another gem to add to our rapidly growing collection. I remember an old editor of mine once saying “Jesus, Mike. At this rate, we’ll have to create another library just for you!” He’s a great guy, as is his partner. They were who gave me my first start, although I’d have done all this without them ultimately, there is nothing that beats the confidence an editor gives you when you write your FIRST book (which in terms of femdom for me was Serving an Indian Goddess) by saying “this would make a FINE collection to our femdom store” – and the little tips etc I picked up. Thank you again, Phil and Steve! And, without further ado, the SMELL that prompted me this morning! The acid smell of RANK, sweaty (or even washed) ass! It’s different, isnt it? In the book “The White Tiger” – later actually made into a movie by the gorgeous Priyanka Chopra (well, she acted in it) – and some of the scenes, you cucks and sissies would LOVE the way the servant is humiliated (sad, but true, happens in real life) … the writer made a statement to the effect of “Once the smell of another man’s feet gets on your hands, you never really wash it off”. Or something like that (this was after giving his employer foot massages for hours, washing his feet repeatedly while he relaxed, drank whiskey) – sort of the same thing I used to do so much for “Priyanka” in Serving an Indian Goddess! He’s right to a degree. I’d take it to another level and say “once the smell of RANK ass – ass cracks – and assholes – gets your breath – and tongue – there is no washing it off!” Often times, after lengthy ass worship sessions I’ll thoroughly brush my teeth, floss, etc – some girls have giggled about it, but hygiene first! I do it without any “saran wrap” etc – I prefer to put tongue direct for max feeling for HIM – and HER! It’s so NICE! And worshipping that lovely rump, there’s so many ways to do it, especially if it’s Madam Megan’s husband! “Ma’am, can I wash his dirty laundry”, I keep asking her in a beseeching tone, which she laughs uproariously! “You gay!” But his ass crack is especially hairy … YUM! So many ways to worship ass, but it all starts with kissing the lovely, luscious butt cheeks like they were God (or Goddess). Kissing every INCH of them, thanking them … Inhaling the BREATH from them (penis breath? I’d say ass breath too! Hehe). Having her – or him – literally “sit on your face!” And of course, my favorite … putting my tongue deep, deep in – literally tongue fucking her – or his – asshole, and if its a his, pretend to reach his lovely P spot! (you wont be able to do that, but the further in it goes, the more you work – the more he enjoys!). Licking the perennial region for men comes naturally with it … So many different ways to worship ass – I just told you three! What remains same? That rank, sweaty smell! Even if it’s a freshly washed ass – or asshole – that smell of buttcheeks sticking together – always there! And that is what I was thinking of this morning. Oh my! If you’re into ass worship – the Pooja Memsahib and Indian Goddess series (the sequel really gets into it) will DO it (though a lot of my Chinese femdom books are heavy on ass worship too). It’s just so nice for her – and him! They just lie there, enjoy … and if its a man, you get to worship his cock and balls too from down there! Or she does, while you service his ass. Its humiliating to an extreme – it gives them extreme pleasure – and sissies and cucks explode at the very thought of it. What more could one want?! And that, my friend is “enough said”, isnt it? Lick his ass first, BOY! Before ANYTHING ELSE, boy! BEG first, beg for the sheet and utter HONOR! A few moons ago, I was with Madam Su … you remember her, don’t you? If you can’t satisfy me in bed, I’ll have other men … but you can’t have other girls! The one lady that I’ll always remember no matter what – and it isn’t so much the lovely long legs – or the various hues, shapes and sizes of cocks she preferred – sometimes multiple cocks at one time, all night long – but her thinking! If you recall correctly, that was the first thing (or one of the first things) she said to me upon chatting with me online – and if that in itself isn’t a testament to how VIBES are what it’s really about, then I don’t know what is! So there I was in front of her and her lover, his juicy cock dangling in front of me, so far yet so near, his manhood starting to rise, his tumescence starting to swell in that ever so sexy manner, and the head, that lovely smooth black cock head right in front of me, with Su staring STRAIGHT at me in that lovely, dominant and most erotic manner! Go ahead, boy! You know you want to kiss it before sucking it! Truer words were never thought (at that point, at least!) – albeit not said, but words aren’t necessary at the best of times, as I’ve often said in my writings. And as I leant forward to start worshipping that lovely cock of his, she stopped me, as he laughed. “Not so quickly, boy! Show him you deserve it!”, she cackled, patting my head as you might a pet dog. I was so infused with lust at the time that I didn’t know what to say, except gaze at that wondrous juicy schlong in front of me – and this of course turned her on even more! “Lick his ass first, boy!” Now this wasn’t the first time I had licked another man’s ass – but it was certainly the first time I had done so when commanded by a Dominant lady … and as I stuck my tongue deep, deep inside his crevice, probing and searching, flicking and teasing, he moaned in pleasure, and I instinctively took my tongue and slid it across his perennial region, lapping his balls as I did so … This, by the way is one of the most erotic things you can do to a male. Many years ago, and I believe I wrote about this in Sin City Diaries – Volume #1 – I had this done to me, and I still remember the look on relief on the lady’s face when it was obvious I was going to kiss her feet after she rimmed, and not have sex with her! Those experiences were all “once in a lifetime” experiences, and a must read – and if you haven’t already – grab the book – but for now … remember that the test of a true cuckold isn’t necessarily how well he sucks dick or his love (or hate) for it – but how well he SERVES! It’s all about serving her – and her love for cock. And it’s all about serving HIM – and making sure he’s as turned on as ever … but not necessarily because he likes it. It’s because that cock can then service her multiple times as she deserves, and that’s what it’s really all about. And to me, if it involves licking his ass and balls – I’d love to do it, and I enjoyed doing it the first time Su made me do it – though I must admit, that massive cock plunging in and out of her as she screamed in sheer bliss was what I loved the most – and this was of course one of the bedrocks on which that particular relationship was built! It’s all always about serving her – and her lovers – and that’s what true servitude – and being a true cuckold – is all about! And if you haven’t already, make sure to pick up your copy of Cuck Central after you’re done grabbing THIS book! Benefits of ass worship for the sub/sissy/faggot/plain ole “rimmer”! Extreme humiliation bar none. You’re literally worshipping their sewers, and in some cases what comes out of it in very creative, inventive manners! A humiliation rush that comes like with NO others, believe me, while you’re simply staring at ass, not even being allowed to worship it before groveling first, before your lips touch SKIN … OH MY! You’ll feel like less than nothing, boy! (which is the entire point). Satisfy your Master and Mistress like never before. Ass worship done right is one of the most pleasurable things for both men and women sexually, they rest, relax, while you do all the work, and it feels great! Even if you aren’t into BDSM, rimming can and should play a part in your regular sex life, and this book (and the tips) show you how to do it. You might hear her call you a sissy, faggot, Bozo, and the rest, but you, sissy, will NEVER hear her say “he doesn’t plesase me” again! Trust me, when you’re licking his – or her rosebud for hours on end, so much so that you’re breathing in their anal air, their farts, your talking to their assholes … neither a stud nor Madam will complain you don’t please them. (They might keep shoving your head in, but thats the point, ain’t it?) … Get to know their assholes better than them, boy! Talk to their assholes, be humiliated like never before! Their assholes are better than YOU! They DESERVE more respect and pleasure than you, subbie, will EVER EVER GET! Femdom, or maledom, and serving is all about respect. And the more you worship ass, the more naturally respectful you’ll get of women – or male studs in general. Youll remember its all about them, and NOTHING ELSE, which is as it should be! For male asses, you’ll have the added benefit of being allowed to go to that holy grail of worship – COCK worship, but only after their butts have been done! Subs love to watch sex, but not HAVE sex, and here with ass worship, you’ll be nose deep in her and his ass while they’re doing it, this is a cuckold rush like NO other. Trust me on this, this ONE part of it is worth the entire prices of admission, you’ll literally explode like a geyser while doing it, no touching sissy cock required either! Your neck and tongue will become much stronger – though you might not think thats a benefit, that tongue and mouth will get more practice for licking her, and sucking his cock – just due to the positions involved! And much much more. Truly a TURN on for subs is ass worship, but you know that already. Hehe. Benefits of ass worship for the studs or ladies getting it done! And I’ve been there too, so I know! Experience the sheer pleasure and bliss that comes from having your anal passage thoroughly tongued – the feeling is INDESCRIBABLE, and when done without saran wrap as you relax? OH MY! For you guys out there, if you’re getting your cock sucked, or balls – or nipples played with – or progressing up to a sissygasm, its HEAVEN. For you ladies, equally so. There have been so many times I’ve licked my S.O.’s ass for hours while fingering hours, alternately licking her down there too … (no, it’s not dangerous in terms of germs if you are clean otherwise) … Youll feel like SUPERMAN – or SUPERWOMAN and in total, utter control. Believe me, the very feeling of yelling out “lick my ass, boy” or “lick his ass first, boy!” gives you TOTAL AND UTTER mental control over your sub – that is a rush only those “in the know” will know! You’ll find it easy to move your sub’s limits to the next level possible once you get him or her comfortable with ass worship. You’ll also find it very easy to incorporate ass worship along with other forms of body worship as you’ll learn about below. Perhaps most importantly, the mental dominance will be forever SEARED into your mind. Believe me, even normal couples – once ass licking is involved, the partner getting it more will naturally expect it more and be MORE Dominating! Get your sub to perform debasing tasks like cleaning your ass after you go. Lets face it, that is a rush unto itself! You might literally cum from the rush of watching your sub literally worship you while performing the lowliest of tasks and thanking you for it! (literally saying thank you) Some of you folks have issues about “body shape”, body shaming etc – well, believe me on this one – whether your slim or fat, whether you’re in shape or not, the CONFIDENCE Boost you get from having your ass and asshole worshipped on a regular basis – nothing comes close, no other activity. You’re a Goddess, or God, it doesn’t get any better than this, does it! And much, much more. If I could sum it up for Doms and Dominans in one word, it would be this – total and utter CONTROL, both mental and physical, but it starts from the mental! Well, my friend ; that truly is “enough said” on this one. Like with all our other books and manuals, this one will make a FINE, FINE addition to your collection. Get it NOW.

Download or read book Some We Love Some We Hate Some We Eat written by Hal Herzog and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-08-09 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does living with a pet really make people happier and healthier? What can we learn from biomedical research with mice? Who enjoys a better quality of life—–the chicken destined for your dinner plate or the rooster in a Saturday night cockfight? Why is it wrong to eat the family dog? Drawing on more than two decades of research into the emerging field of anthrozoology, the science of human–animal relations, Hal Herzog offers an illuminating exploration of the fierce moral conundrums we face every day regarding the creatures with whom we share our world. Alternately poignant, challenging, and laugh-out-loud funny—blending anthropology, behavioral economics, evolutionary psychology, and philosophy—this enlightening and provocative book will forever change the way we look at our relationships with other creatures and, ultimately, how we see ourselves.

Download or read book SM 101 written by Jay Wiseman and published by Greenery Press (CA). This book was released on 1996 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The highly regarded, comprehensive introduction ot consensual SM - bondage, giving and receiving pain, role-playing, negotiation, finding partners and more. Revised, updated and expanded, including a new chapter on SM Organisations', sections on knifeplay, lifestyle relationships, SM pregnancy and more, and illustrations of key points.'

Download or read book Before We Were Strangers written by Renée Carlino and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-08-18 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M

Download or read book Anna and the French Kiss written by Stephanie Perkins and published by Usborne Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2013-12-16 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anna had everything figured out – she was about to start senior year with her best friend, she had a great weekend job and her huge work crush looked as if it might finally be going somewhere... Until her dad decides to send her 4383 miles away to Paris. On her own. But despite not speaking a word of French, Anna finds herself making new friends, including Étienne St. Clair, the smart, beautiful boy from the floor above. But he's taken – and Anna might be too. Will a year of romantic near-misses end with the French kiss she's been waiting for?

Download or read book Fear and Trembling written by Soren Kierkegaard and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-01-18 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In our time nobody is content to stop with faith but wants to go further. It would perhaps be rash to ask where these people are going, but it is surely a sign of breeding and culture for me to assume that everybody has faith, for otherwise it would be queer for them to be . . . going further. In those old days it was different, then faith was a task for a whole lifetime, because it was assumed that dexterity in faith is not acquired in a few days or weeks. When the tried oldster drew near to his last hour, having fought the good fight and kept the faith, his heart was still young enough not to have forgotten that fear and trembling which chastened the youth, which the man indeed held in check, but which no man quite outgrows. . . except as he might succeed at the earliest opportunity in going further. Where these revered figures arrived, that is the point where everybody in our day begins to go further.

Download or read book Cock The Way Grandma Liked It written by Anna Konik and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-26 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! You're now viewing one of the most hilarious gifts you'll find this Christmas season for adults! I introduce to you... Cock, The Way Grandma Liked It! A funny chicken cookbook that will have all your guests left wanting more because who knows better than grandma? That's right... no one. If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest and best gift at the Christmas party then these books could be just what you are looking for! Aren't you sick and tired of cocks that let you down in the moment of truth? Tell me about it! Well, we here at Dirty Girl Cookbooks are trying to fix this epidemic once and for all! No longer will you be looking forward to eating a mouth-watering cock, only to find it cold and limp as a fish after you were just starting to taste it. These 50 Cock recipes will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom! Even Santa's lovin' it! Who you can give it to as a Christmas present? You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it! The College Girl/Women - Lord knows what is going on down there! The Single Friend with a cat - It's getting musty and boring. This raunchy stocking stuffer will bring her back to life! Grandma Delores - She doesn't have long to go, but she knows a good cock when she sees one. Might as well finish on top! Finally, your Married Friend with Kids (Wife or Husband)- Poor Thing! Even if you give it as a stocking stuffers, this naughty book will be sure to keep them laughing! No adult gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbooks. Watching their faces as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what the Holidays are all about! Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes were made to bring families together. P.S. This book is also the perfect presents for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift Yankee swap exchange, Christmas ideas, or just an old-fashioned gag gift. P.S.S. For my men out there, this is a great gift for the wife, her, girlfriend or any woman whom you want to impress with this funny and inappropriate cookbook.

Download or read book Things to Make and Break written by May-Lan Tan and published by Coffee House Press. This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These eleven short fictions evoke the microcosmic worlds every human relationship contains. A woman is captivated by the stories her boyfriend tells about his exes. A faltering artist goes on a date with a married couple. Twin brothers work out their rivalry via the girl next door. In every one of these tales, we meet indelibly real and unforgettable people, a cast of rebels and dreamers trying to transform themselves, forge new destinies, or simply make the moment last.

Download or read book Slow Cooker Revolution written by America's Test Kitchen and published by America's Test Kitchen. This book was released on 2011-02-15 with total page 800 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 200 recipes in this family-friendly collection deliver a revolution in slow cooking like only America's Test Kitchen can! Who doesn't like the idea of throwing ingredients into a slow cooker and coming back hours later to a finished meal? Too bad most slow cooker recipes deliver mediocre results you'd rather forget than fix again. A team of ten test cooks at America's Test Kitchen spent a year developing recipes, and what they discovered will change the way you use your slow cooker. Did you know that onions garlic, and spices should be bloomed in the microwave for five minutes before they go into the slow cooker? This simple step intensifies their flavor and requires no extra work. Did you know that a little soy sauce mixed with tomato paste adds meaty flavors to almost any stew and can often replace the tedious step of browning the meat? And do you know the secret to a moist slow-cooker chicken? Start the bird upside down to protect the delicate white meat from drying out.

Download or read book Outlander Kitchen written by Theresa Carle-Sanders and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2016-06-14 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take a bite out of Diana Gabaldon’s New York Times bestselling Outlander novels, the inspiration for the hit Starz series, with this immersive official cookbook from OutlanderKitchen founder Theresa Carle-Sanders! “If you thought Scottish cuisine was all porridge and haggis washed down with a good swally of whiskey, Outlander Kitchen’s here to prove you wrong.”—Entertainment Weekly Claire Beauchamp Randall’s incredible journey from postwar Britain to eighteenth-century Scotland and France is a feast for all five senses, and taste is no exception. From Claire’s first lonely bowl of porridge at Castle Leoch to the decadent roast beef served after her hasty wedding to Highland warrior Jamie Fraser, from gypsy stew and jam tarts to fried chicken and buttermilk drop biscuits, there are enough mouth-watering meals along the way to whet the appetite of even the most demanding palate. Now professional chef and founder of OutlanderKitchen.com Theresa Carle-Sanders offers up this extraordinary cuisine for your table. Featuring more than one hundred recipes, Outlander Kitchen retells Claire and Jamie’s incredible story through the flavors of the Scottish Highlands, the French Revolution, and beyond. Yet amateur chefs need not fear: These doable, delectable recipes have been updated for today’s modern kitchens. Here are just a few of the dishes that will keep the world of Outlander on your mind morning, noon, and nicht: • Breakfast: Yeasted Buckwheat Pancakes; A Coddled Egg for Duncan; Bacon, Asparagus, and Wild Mushroom Omelette • Appetizers: Cheese Savories; Rolls with Pigeons and Truffles; Beer-Battered Corn Fritters • Soups & Stocks: Cock-a-Leekie Soup; Murphy’s Beef Broth; Drunken Mock-Turtle Soup • Mains: Peppery Oyster Stew; Slow-Cooked Chicken Fricassee; Conspirators’ Cassoulet • Sides: Auld Ian’s Buttered Leeks; Matchstick Cold-Oil Fries; Honey-Roasted Butternut Squash • Bread & Baking: Pumpkin Seed and Herb Oatcakes; Fiona’s Cinnamon Scones; Jocasta’s Auld Country Bannocks • Sweets & Desserts: Black Jack Randall’s Dark Chocolate Lavender Fudge; Warm Almond Pastry with Father Anselm; Banoffee Trifle at River Run With gorgeous photographs and plenty of extras—including cocktails, condiments, and preserves—Outlander Kitchen is an entertainment experience to savor, a wide-ranging culinary crash course, and a time machine all rolled into one. Forget bon appétit. As the Scots say, ith do leòr!

Download or read book Fargo Rock City written by Chuck Klosterman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-12-11 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The year is 1983, and Chuck Klosterman just wants to rock. But he's got problems. For one, he's in the fifth grade. For another, he lives in rural North Dakota. Worst of all, his parents aren't exactly down with the long hairstyle which rocking requires. Luckily, his brother saves the day when he brings home a bit of manna from metal heaven, SHOUT AT THE DEVIL, Motley Crue's seminal paean to hair-band excess. And so Klosterman's twisted odyssey begins, a journey spent worshipping at the heavy metal altar of Poison, Lita Ford and Guns N' Roses. In the hilarious, young-man-growing-up-with-a-soundtrack-tradition, FARGO ROCK CITY chronicles Klosterman's formative years through the lens of heavy metal, the irony-deficient genre that, for better or worse, dominated the pop charts throughout the 1980s. For readers of Dave Eggers, Lester Bangs, and Nick Hornby, Klosterman delivers all the goods: from his first dance (with a girl) and his eye-opening trip to Mandan with the debate team; to his list of 'essential' albums; and his thoughtful analysis of the similarities between Guns 'n' Roses' 'Lies' and the gospels of the New Testament.