Download or read book 1001 Really Stupid Jokes written by Mike Phillips and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2013-02-07 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another terrific compilation of jokes in the hugely successful series of Robinson Children's joke books - this one specialises in completely ridiculous and utterly stupid ones - they'll love it!

Download or read book 1001 Really Stupid Jokes written by Random House and published by . This book was released on 2002-03 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book 1001 Really Stupid Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Dumbest Things Ever Said written by Steven D. Price and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths. Based on recorded history, it's safe to say that dumb remarks have been with us since the invention of writing. Young or old, rich or poor, famous or unknown, people of all generations and cultures have seized the opportunity to say something dumb - stupidity has always been an equal opportunity employer. In celebration of such mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature - and everywhere else people can - and have - put their feet in their mouths.

Download or read book The Biggest Book of Stupid Jokes in the Universe written by D. Mostyn and published by Constable. This book was released on 1998 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of the most stupid jokes ever invented, this book is part of a series of joke books which includes The Joke Museum, The Big Bad Joke Book, The Biggest Joke Book in the World, 1001 Knock Knock Jokes, and The Ultimate Book of Unforgettable Creepy Crawly Jokes.

Download or read book That s Terrible a Cringeworthy Collection of 1001 Really Bad Jokes written by Gary Rowley and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-05 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A relentless barrage of zany, off-the-wall humour, 1001 jokes, puns and one-liners, plumbed exclusively from the innermost depths and far-out corridors of an extremely vivid imagination. You won't have encountered anything like this addictive little beauty before; not a swear word in sight, it would be equally at home in the hands of kids or grandmas, whilst still supplying sufficient ammunition to torment your mates into submission. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face, and no wonder with jokes like these: Mobile phones have been around longer than people think. I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger. I was considering investing in a Chinese distillery but decided against it. Whiskey business. I went to the waxworks but legged it when I saw this woman coming towards me, swinging a pair of giant blades. I discovered later it was Madame Two Swords. Michael Phelps and the Thorpedo: they think they're God's gift to swimming. As an ex-paratrooper, I definitely thought my bill for dental work was a bridge too far. I had a real bad accident at the saw mill. My other half says we should sue for compensation. I've just lost my job at the snuff factory. I was sacked for pinching. I walked into Leeds station and asked the route to Bristol. I said, is it Leeds to Sheffield, then Derby, Birmingham, Cheltenham Spa and Gloucester? He said, it's somewhere along those lines. Someone said there was a decent turn on at the working men's club. When I got there, it was an Arctic sea bird with a big, yellow beak. I found my hotel bathroom stuffed with chickens. It was hen-suite. Boy racers. They're the torque of the town. Every time it's nice outside, there's this American pop duo that stand on a street corner, giving money away. It's Sunny and Share.

Download or read book 1001 Really Ridiculously Silly Jokes written by Clive Gifford and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2018-07-12 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Know any good jokes? Here are 1001 (yes, one thousand and one!) awesome ones for the whole family to enjoy! Why did the empty sandwich go to the dentist? IT NEEDED A FILLING. What do you call a 20,000-year-old joke? PRE-HYSTERICAL. With jokes galore, puns, one-liners, visual gags, play on words and hilarious illustrations. Divided into sections such as 'Hilarious Holidays', 'Teacher Titters' and 'Football Funnies', this book will never get old and will have your friends and whole family laughing. A hilarious bumper book that will captivate any child and spark an interest in reading - created by the bestselling author of Teenage Kicks and Eye Benders, and winner of the Royal Society Young People's Book Prize.

Download or read book Funnypedia written by Adam Smith and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-07-02 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of jokes for everyday occasion!- Alcohol will not solve your problems. However, as well as milk.- At a birthday party, something went wrong, and after midnight, a cake came out of a drunk stripper...- Wife to husband: Where were you? At Nick's wedding... You have no idea how drunk everyone was! I can imagine ... take off your veil.The ultimate collection of the world's greatest new funnies, Funnypedia keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find +1000 jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including wise jokes, witty puns, and one-liners, famous British scientists jokes.In the book are included only new jokes!So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your friends, or improve your banter, this book arms you with the perfect joke for any life occasion!

Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Download or read book Pundamentalist written by Gary Delaney and published by Headline. This book was released on 2020-10-01 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'For a collection of good old-fashioned gags, it's one of the best out there, a rich buffet of inventive wordplay that's best savoured a little at a time to fully appreciate the joy of these perfectly-constructed morsels. For original, hilarious gags you'll want to share, this is the real deal.' - Chortle 'A rollicking joyride. . . Pundamentalist has puns for the whole family: rude ones, daft ones, deft ones, stinkers and absolute belters.' - British Comedy Guide Gary Delaney, one-liner extraordinaire, has appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of Jimmy Carr, Jason Manford, and James Corden. Now, for the first time, comes the first collection of his finest jokes. Featuring the likes of: Garden centres can't reopen fast enough for me, I've been living on borrowed thyme. We can't even afford a garden, so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roof. Sure everyone cares about straws killing dolphins now, but they've been breaking camels' backs for years. Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupid. Sad news: The British simile champion has died. We shall not see his like again. My mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary. I asked her why, and she just said 'I've seen her type before'. Today someone told me that I look good with a salt 'n' pepper beard, so I took that as a condiment. My French pen friend just said 'Le Monde', which means the world to me. Can anyone tell me what FOMO stands for? Everyone else seems to know. Actors have got Equity, Magicians have got the Magic Circle, but it's a shame ventriloquists don't have anyone to speak for them. Does anyone know if it's safe to dye your pubes? It's a bit of a grey area. And make sure you look out for Gary's next book, about Stockholm Syndrome: it starts off badly but by the end you'll really enjoy it . . .

Download or read book 1 000 Jokes for Kids of All Ages written by Michael Kilgarriff and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1986-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One thousand hillarious jokes for kids.

Download or read book Roofers Joke Book Funny Roofer Jokes Gags Puns and Stories written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-09 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for funny roofer jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Brand new in March 2019 this roofers joke book is quite possibly the best collection of roofer jokes you will find anywhere and some of the gags will make you laugh out loud that's for sure.We hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best roofer humor - with puns and gags galore.This is ideal for you if you are a roofer and of course it will also make a great gift for a roofer too, so buy this roofers joke book now!

Download or read book 1001 Jokes Book written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-18 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 1001 Jokes Book has over 300 pages full of funny jokes and puns. There are lots of categories to suit everyones humor. There will be lots of jokes for kids both boys, girls, men, women, fathers, mothers, grandparents and everyone inbetween as well. This big jokes book makes a perfect birthday present or bathroom reader and will give many hours of laughter to everyone. Now available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. So get your Big Book of Funny Jokes and Puns For Children and Grown Ups today!

Download or read book The World s Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”

Download or read book 1001 Funny Jokes written by Subhash Kumar Choudhary and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-27 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book contains over nine hundred plus numbers of jokes which make you laugh at every moment. When you feel sad you can feel joy and happy by reading my jokes. Jokes make a person happy and tension free and laughing. By laughing a person keep yourself healthy because laughing is a very good exercise.

Download or read book Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.

Download or read book 1000 Dad Jokes The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads and Their Kids written by Hayden Fox and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-12 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! 1000 Dreadfully Good Dad Jokes that will keep everyone either laughing or groaning for hours on end! Also makes for a perfect Father's Day gift. Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some dreadfully good entertainment! **Get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the paperback.**