Download or read book 100 Funniest Political Quotes written by Alex Trost and published by A&V. This book was released on 2013-03-21 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a journey that will take you through this amazing obok, along with funny comments and a word puzzle? Then this book is for you. Whether you are looking at this book for curiosity, choices, options, or just for fun; this book fits any criteria. Writing this book did not happen quickly. It is thorough look at accuracy and foundation before the book was even started. This book was created to inform, entertain and maybe even test your knowledge. By the time you finish reading this book you will want to share it with others.

Download or read book 100 Dumbest Political Quotes written by Alex Trost and published by A&V. This book was released on 2013-03-23 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a journey that will take you through this amazing obok, along with funny comments and a word puzzle? Then this book is for you. Whether you are looking at this book for curiosity, choices, options, or just for fun; this book fits any criteria. Writing this book did not happen quickly. It is thorough look at accuracy and foundation before the book was even started. This book was created to inform, entertain and maybe even test your knowledge. By the time you finish reading this book you will want to share it with others.

Download or read book Make America Think Again written by Yeoys Politics and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-25 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make America Think Again Journal - 6x9 - 100 Pages - College Ruled Blank Lined - Glossy Softback Cover Politics Gag Novelty: This Intelligent People design would make an incredible gift for Sarcasm, Political Humor And Jokes fans. Amazing Make America Think Again illustrative work with Playfull Distressed Typography. Act now & get your new favorite Politics Gag artwork or gift it to family & friends. 100 college ruled blank lined duo sided bright white pages 6x9 dimensions, portable size (bag, school, home, work, desc, ...) High quality matte softbound cover designed with love Makes an ideal present for any gift giving occasion Perfect gift idea for: birthdays, back to school, christmas, thanksgiving, family & friends, notebook & planner lovers, teachers, graduation gifts, co-workers, boss gift, gift baskets, ...

Download or read book I m Part Of The Resistance written by Yeoys Politics and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-25 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm Part Of The Resistance Journal - 6x9 - 100 Pages - College Ruled Blank Lined - Glossy Softback Cover Politics Gag Novelty: This Blue Wave Generation design would make an incredible gift for Sarcasm, Political Humor And Jokes fans. Amazing I'm Part Of The Resistance illustrative work with Original Cartoon Trump Head. Act now & get your new favorite Politics Gag artwork or gift it to family & friends. 100 college ruled blank lined duo sided bright white pages 6x9 dimensions, portable size (bag, school, home, work, desc, ...) High quality matte softbound cover designed with love Makes an ideal present for any gift giving occasion Perfect gift idea for: birthdays, back to school, christmas, thanksgiving, family & friends, notebook & planner lovers, teachers, graduation gifts, co-workers, boss gift, gift baskets, ...

Download or read book I Am Part Of The Resistance written by Yeoys Politics and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-25 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Am Part Of The Resistance Journal - 6x9 - 100 Pages - College Ruled Blank Lined - Glossy Softback Cover Politics Gag Novelty: This Blue Wave Generation design would make an incredible gift for Sarcasm, Political Humor And Jokes fans. Amazing I Am Part Of The Resistance illustrative work with Original Cartoon Trump Head. Act now & get your new favorite Politics Gag artwork or gift it to family & friends. 100 college ruled blank lined duo sided bright white pages 6x9 dimensions, portable size (bag, school, home, work, desc, ...) High quality matte softbound cover designed with love Makes an ideal present for any gift giving occasion Perfect gift idea for: birthdays, back to school, christmas, thanksgiving, family & friends, notebook & planner lovers, teachers, graduation gifts, co-workers, boss gift, gift baskets, ...

Download or read book The Funniest Quotations to Brighten Every Day written by Bruce Miller and published by . This book was released on 2022-07-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book A Conga Line of Suckholes written by Mark Latham and published by Melbourne Univ. Publishing. This book was released on 2006-01-01 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: During his time in politics Mark Latham not only kept a diary, but also collected quotes and anecdotes that he found inspiring, amusing or enlightening. Here, with an introduction by the author, are words of wisdom and humour, withering ripostes and personal reflections from authors, politicians and public figures-ranging from Ben Chifley to Barry Humphries, from Julius Caesar to Dorothy Parker, and also some of Mark Latham's own memorable turns of phrase. A Conga Line of Suckholes collects together both wit and wisdom, the language of both the academy and the larrikin. It is an essential companion for the reader, writer, browser and public speaker, which will make readers think and laugh.Mark Latham was the Federal Member for Werriwa from 1994 to 2005. He was Leader of the Labor Party between 2003 and 2005. Mark Latham is the author of The Latham Diaries and five other books on Australian public policy, including Civilising Global Capital and From the Suburbs. He lives in the outer suburbs of Sydney with his wife and two children.

Download or read book The Margaret Thatcher Book of Quotations written by Iain Dale and published by Biteback Publishing. This book was released on 2012-09-03 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Margaret Thatcher enthrals whenever she speaks. Her political career has spanned five decades and her influence on world politics is undeniable. From followers she inspires devotion; from detractors she induces unprecedented venom - but they listen all the same. Margaret Thatcher is the most quoted British political leader since Winston Churchill and in this unique collection Iain Dale and Grant Tucker have picked out her most memorable remarks. Never far from emitting a scathing rebuke she possesses a facility for the spoken word rivalled by few others. Some quotes are funny, many are inspirational, most are thoughtful - but they are all unforgettable. Alongside Margaret Thatcher's own words, the book contains many quotes from her political allies and opponents, as well as from foreign leaders who were often on the end of a good handbagging. On her resignation some said we would never see her like again. So far they have been proved right. With a talent for the perfect response, Maggie's whiplash tongue has ensured that her magnetism endures.

Download or read book Funny Ex Wife Quotes 100 Ways to Laugh About Your Past Find the Humor in Heartbreak and Heal Through Laughter written by Andrea Febrian and published by Andrea Febrian. This book was released on 2024-07-05 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prepare yourself for an uproarious and unexpectedly enlightening ride through the highs, lows, and twists of marriage, divorce, and everything in between! "Funny Ex-Wife Quotes: 100 Ways to Laugh About Your Past, Find the Humor in Heartbreak, and Heal Through Laughter" offers a unique compilation of real-life quotes and anecdotes from those who have experienced it all and found the humor to heal. This isn't your average quote book – it's a rollercoaster ride of emotions, experiences, and hard-earned wisdom that will have you nodding your head in recognition, laughing out loud, and maybe even shedding a tear or two (of laughter, of course). From the side-splitting one-liners like "My ex-wife was a great housekeeper. After the divorce, she kept the house" to the heart-warming tales of finding love and laughter after heartbreak, this book is a testament to the power of humor in even the toughest of times. But what really sets this book apart is the stories behind the quotes. Each chapter is filled with real-life anecdotes and experiences from people who've navigated the treacherous waters of marriage and divorce, and come out the other side with a smile on their face and a quip on their lips. You'll meet characters like John, who found solace in his model train collection after his wife left him for his best friend, and Sarah, who discovered her love of skydiving after her husband ran off with their couples' therapist. These stories are a reminder that no matter how tough things get, there's always a punchline waiting around the corner. And let's be honest – who couldn't use a little laughter in the face of life's challenges? Whether you're currently going through a divorce, have been single for a while, or are just looking for a good chuckle, this book is the perfect companion. It's like having a wise-cracking best friend in your pocket, ready to cheer you up and remind you that you're not alone in this crazy thing called love. But don't just take our word for it – dive into the pages of "Funny Ex-Wife Quotes" and discover for yourself why keywords like divorce, humor, marriage, laughter, relationships, healing, love, self-discovery, quotes, and moving on are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this one-of-a-kind collection. With each turn of the page, you'll find yourself laughing a little louder, smiling a little wider, and feeling a little more hopeful about the future. So what are you waiting for? Grab your copy of "Funny Ex-Wife Quotes" today and get ready to LOL your way to a brighter tomorrow! As one wise divorcee put it, "Divorce: when losing feels like winning" – and with this book by your side, you'll feel like a winner every step of the way. Get ready to embrace the funny side of life after love, and remember: sometimes the best way to heal a broken heart is with a belly laugh.

Download or read book Great Presidential Wit written by Robert J. Dole and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2001 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The former senator and presidential candidate collects bipartisan presidential humor from famous, and not-so-famous, chief executives, from Washington to Clinton.

Download or read book Funny Retirement Quotes 100 Retirement Quotes and Experiences That Keep Your Brain Fresh written by Andrea Febrian and published by Andrea Febrian. This book was released on 2024-07-05 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Funny Retirement Quotes: 100 Retirement Quotes and Experiences That Keep Your Brain Fresh"! This book of collection of quotes and anecdotes is the perfect companion for anyone who has already retired, is about to retire, or simply wants a sneak peek into the joys and pitfalls of the golden years. Dive into a world where every day feels like a weekend, where napping is a competitive sport, and where the only thing more important than your morning coffee is your afternoon nap. With 100 gut-busting quotes and experiences, you'll discover the lighter side of retirement and learn how to embrace this new chapter with a smile on your face and a spring in your step. Imagine waking up every morning with a chuckle as you read gems like, "Retirement: It's like being a teenager again, but with more money" or "Retirement: World's longest coffee break." These witty one-liners will have you nodding in agreement and laughing out loud as you recognize the universal truths of retirement life. But this book isn't just a collection of quotes – it's a treasure trove of real-life experiences from retirees who have navigated the ups and downs of this new chapter. You'll meet characters like the newly retired gentleman who traded his briefcase for a fishing rod and his suit for a Hawaiian shirt, only to discover that his true calling was perfecting the art of the afternoon nap. Or the grandmother who, upon being asked what she does all day, replied with a twinkle in her eye, "I'm retired. Now I can finally figure out what I want to be when I grow up." "Funny Retirement Quotes" is the ultimate guide to keeping your brain sharp, your spirits high, and your funny bone tickled. This book is a must-read for anyone looking to make the most of their golden years. Don't just take our word for it – here are some more of the hilarious quotes you'll find inside: "I'm retired. My new job is being awesome." "Retirement: When you stop living at work and begin working at living." "I'm retired. My financial advisor is now my cat. He's got a knack for finding hidden stashes of catnip." "Retirement: It's not about doing nothing, it's about doing everything you never had time for." So why wait? Grab your copy of "Funny Retirement Quotes" today and discover why laughter really is the best medicine (and a lot cheaper than all those prescription pills). Whether you're looking for the perfect retirement gift, a pick-me-up after a long day of doing nothing, or just a reason to smile, this book has got you covered. Get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe even discover a new hobby or two (like competitive napping or extreme gardening). With "Funny Retirement Quotes," the best is yet to come!

Download or read book Politically Incorrect Guide to American History written by Thomas E. Woods and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2004-01-04 with total page 325 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The problem in America isn’t so much what people don’t know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain’t so.” —Thomas E. Woods Most Americans trust that their history professors and high school teachers will give students honest and accurate information. The Politically Incorrect Guide to American Historymakes it quite clear that liberal professors have misinformed our children for generations. Professor Thomas E. Woods, Jr. takes on the most controversial moments of American history and exposes how history books are merely a series of clichés drafted by academics who are heavily biased against God, democracy, patriotism, capitalism and most American family values. Woods reveals the truth behind many of today's prominent myths.... MYTH:The First Amendment prohibits school prayer MYTH: The New Deal created great prosperity MYTH:What the Supreme Court says, goes From the real American “revolutionaries” to the reality of labor unions, The Politically Incorrect Guide to American History is all you need for the truth about America—objective and unvarnished.

Download or read book Sh t Politicians Say written by Jesse Ventura and published by Skyhorse. This book was released on 2016-07-12 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the moment a Founding Father first asked for a vote, politicians have been saying dumb stuff. From George Washington to George Bush (both of them!) right on to present-day pundits like Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, and Hillary Clinton, political leaders can always be counted on to say funny, exasperating, and nonsensical things, often unintentionally. In Sh*t Politicians Say, Jesse Ventura shares the most entertaining and disturbing “thoughts” from his political brethren, including these winners: “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.” —Donald Trump “I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.” —Ronald Reagan “I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” —Arnold Schwarzenegger “I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.” —Dan Quayle “A zebra does not change its spots.” —Al Gore “People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I’m not a crook. I’ve earned everything I’ve got.” —Richard Nixon “Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war.” —former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld “I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” —George W. Bush From bigoted statements to outright lies . . . flip-flopping to just TMI, Sh*t Politicians Say will provide readers with a welcome respite from the presidential campaigns.

Download or read book Poor Richard s Almanack written by Benjamin Franklin and published by . This book was released on 1914 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Great Political Wit written by Robert Dole and published by Crown. This book was released on 2000-08-01 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob Dole's political career may not have taken him to the White House, but he did pick up some great stories along the way. In this delightful collection, the longtime United States senator shares his favorite anecdotes, witticisms, and reminiscences. From the campaign trail to the Oval Office, from smoke-filled rooms to the chambers of the Capitol, Bob Dole surveys a century of political wit. There are bon mots from Calvin Coolidge, Winston Churchill, Harry Truman, John F. Kennedy, and a host of other political figures. Bob Dole introduces each section with mirthful moments from his own experience, displaying the gift for wry humor that has made him a favorite guest on late-night talk shows. A jovial--and completely bipartisan--compendium, Great Political Wit is a connoisseur's selection of political repartee at its best.

Download or read book The Political Bible of Little Known Facts in American Politics written by Rich Rubino and published by Rich Rubino. This book was released on 2011 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to be entertained with more than 300 "jam-packed" pages of unusual, bizarre and often humorous political facts in American politics. These are not the facts that you were taught in Politics 101. Sound smart at your next cocktail party or at the local coffee shop when the conversation turns to politics; you will easily be able to weave these fascinating facts into the conversation. Political junkies and casual political observers alike will enjoy this book. It's a fun read. In fact, the book makes the perfect gift. This book is bursting with interesting facts and pictures pertaining to American Presidents, Vice Presidents, Cabinet Members, First Ladies, Members of Congress, Supreme Court Justices, Governors, and local elected officials. Find out the real story behind the following political peculiarities: *The belief by some that George Washington should not be considered America's First President. *A President's last words as he ate his soup: "The Nourishment is palatable." *A Governor once vetoed a bill for "bad spelling, improper punctuation and erasures." *A political candidate, who after losing an election, complained: "The people have spoken, The Bastards." *Hillary Clinton was the President of the Young Republicans at Wellesley College. *A U.S. President who has been forgotten in the U.S., but who is worshiped in Paraguay and has a national holiday named after him in that country. *After losing re-nomination by his own party, one President deadpanned: "There's nothing left to do but get drunk." *A First Lady who enjoyed conversing on her CB radio from the White House using the handle "First Mamma." *A President gave a Pope a bust of "himself" as a gift. *One state had a 24-year-old Governor. *A President who in his earlier life worked as a custodian and an auto mechanic. *A staph infection that may have altered the course of history. *A losing Presidential candidate who speculated that his unwillingness to appear on the weekly TV comedy show "Rowan & Martin's Laugh In" may have cost him the election. *A President whose birth name was Leslie Lynch King. *A Vice President who regularly presided drunk over the U.S. Senate. *A state where prisoners make license plates that read: "Live free or die." *A Vice President who needed additional income took a leave of absence to open a tavern and spa. *A future President who was the head cheerleader at his High School football games. *A Congressman who called a colleague on the House floor a "Howdy-Doody-looking nimrod." *A President that was so large that he got stuck in a White House bathtub and needed assistance in getting out. *A Congressman who issued a press release deriding the organization known as Americans for Tax Reform as "Lying Sacks of Scum." *A future President who came in second in the Iowa Caucuses to "None of the above" *A U.S. Senate candidate who appeared on the ballot as "God Almighty" *A former 12-year Governor who "subsequently" became a bank teller. *That one Secretary of State had never left the U.S. before taking office. *A Supreme Court Justice who wrote in the Majority Opinion regarding forced sterilization: "Three Generations of Imbeciles is enough." *A President's last words as his wife was reading him the newspaper: "Could you please read that again?" *Two brothers who ran against each other for the Governorship of Tennessee.

Download or read book Politicians Say the Dumbest Things written by Carol A. Roessler and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of humorous bloopers compiled by veteran Wisconsin state legislator Carol Roessler. The introduction to the book points out that "even politicians who intend to say what they mean...don't always mean what they say". Part of the fun of the book is laughing at the hilarious quotes; the other part is discovering who said them. As we head into the new millennium and a Presidential election year, this book has special meaning. Declared Presidential candidates from both parties are quoted-as well as others who remain nameless to protect the guilty!