Download or read book Zombie Turkeys written by Andy Zach and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-10-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won't stay dead. You can shoot 'em, chop 'em, burn 'em-they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads uncontrollably, rocking the whole country. As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor, Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time. During their years of working together, Lisa has mellowed from bitchy into an irascible pinchpenny.Lisa snipes at Sam for plebeian writing but uses her intelligence to pursue the lucrative carnivorous turkey story. Sam and Lisa ricochet across the landscape, tracking turkeys and fleeing the bloodthirsty hordes. Careening from shell-shocked grocery store owners fighting turkeys crawling out of refrigerators, to machine-gunning turkey farmers, to secret militia, Sam and Lisa doggedly report. Throughout the turkey apocalypse, they dare ravaged cities, plow knee deep in gore and corpses, and upload streams of zombie turkey video news to the world.With paranoid militias clashing with the federal government and unkillable turkeys, Sam and Lisa doubt their ability to survive. Sam and Lisa have no superpowers. If you have a heart condition or lack humor, you should not read Zombie Turkeys, no matter how much you want to find out what happens.
Download or read book Zombie Turkeys written by Andy Zach and published by . This book was released on 2016-09-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won't stay dead. You can shoot 'em, chop 'em, burn 'em--they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads irresistibly, rocking the whole country. As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time. During their years of working together, Lisa has mellowed from bitchy into an irascible pinch penny. Lisa snipes at Sam for plebian writing but uses her intelligence to pursue the lucrative carnivorous turkey story. Sam and Lisa ricochet across the landscape tracking turkeys and fleeing the bloodthirsty hoards. Careening from shell-shocked grocery store owners fighting turkeys crawling out of refrigerators, machine gunning turkey farmers, and secret militia, Sam and Lisa doggedly report. Throughout the turkey apocalypse, they dare ravaged cities, plow knee deep in gore and corpses, and upload streams of zombie turkey video news to the world. With paranoid militias clashing with the Federal government and unkillable turkeys, Sam and Lisa doubt their ability to survive. Unlike the Monster Hunter series by Larry Correia, Sam and Lisa have no superpowers. If you have a heart condition or lack humor, you should NOT read Zombie Turkeys, no matter how much you want to find out what happens. You will miss President Obama, Oprah and the Chicago Bears battling waves of feathered ferocity. By Andy Zach, the foremost paranormal animal author.
Download or read book Oops written by Tori Smith and published by Life After Life Chronicles. This book was released on 2019-11-27 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Accidents happen. Especially around zombie turkeys. Then you add zombie humans, and problems proliferate. Mix in some ill-planned genetic engineering, and things get crazy. The insanity continues, from the story where zombies are merged with cucumbers to the one where two basement-dwelling nerds gain access to all video content from the past two hundred years-from aliens. Andy Zach pulls out all the stops on his imagination as he serves up this smorgasbord of silliness. Try it. Laughter is good for your soul.
Download or read book ZombiesBite written by Stacy Kingsley and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-03-14 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zombies have risen and they are hungry. The world has been thrown into chaos. The zombie apocalypse has arrived. Now the survivors must either fight or become food. Valerie and a few other survivors have found a safe haven, a place to recover, grieve and maybe build a new life. However, a dark secret, a life thought lost, and a man who dreams of power, threatens that new beginning. Valerie must either step up or lose everything she has worked so hard to protect. Marcus only lusts for one thing, power. He dreams of the day he will squash humanity with his army of the dead. After finding others who share bloodlust. Marcus learns of a secret weapon, a weapon he can use to build his army. If Marcus gets his way the living have more to fear than the dead. Zombies now roam the earth and it's up to the survivors to either take it back or lose it to the dead.
Download or read book Killing Zombies for Fun Profit written by Leethal and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A warped little journey of sarcasm, economics, & profitable zombie hunting. While the eradication of Zombies may not be a realistic way to make a living (yet), certain sociological tidbits contained in the book may offer insight to the future of our economical status. Our world seems to be collapsing around us more each day, and while Zombies may be a metaphor for our impending doom, it really pays to be prepared for a worst case scenario. I tell my friends, "I'm not paranoid. I prepare for the worst, and pray for the best."
Download or read book Zombie Ohio written by Scott Kenemore and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2011-02-08 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delicious slice of undead Americana. Funny, tragic, and nicely weird--it's Monty Python meets "Night of the Living Dead." Definitely take a bite out of this one!--Jonathan Maberry, "New York Times"-bestselling author of "Rot & Ruin" and "Patient Zero."
Download or read book Soul Anarchy 1 4 written by Ace Finlay and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-09-06 with total page 437 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Compendium of the first four soul anarchy books/journals.
Download or read book Authoritarian Politics in Turkey written by Bahar Baser and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2017-05-30 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: President Erdogan's victory in the April 2017 referendum granted him sweeping new powers across Turkey. The constitutional reforms transform the country from a parliamentary democracy into a "Turkish style" presidential republic. Despite being democratically elected, Turkey's ruling AKP party has moved towards increasingly authoritarian measures. During the coup attempt in July 2016, the AKP government declared a state of emergency which Erdogan saw as an opportunity to purge the public sector of pro-Gulenist individuals and criminalise opposition groups including Kurds, Alevites, leftists and liberals. The country experienced political turmoil and rapid transformation as a result. This book identifies the process of democratic reversal in Turkey. In particular, contributors explore the various ways that a democratically elected political party has used elections to implement authoritarian measures. They scrutinise the very concepts of democracy, elections and autocracy to expose their flaws which can be manipulated to advantage. The book includes chapters discussing the roots of authoritarianism in Turkey; the political economy of elections; the relationship between the political Islamic groups and the government; Turkish foreign policy; non-Muslim communities' attitudes towards the AKP; and Kurdish citizens' voting patterns. As well as following Turkey's political trajectory, this book contextualises Turkey in the wider literature on electoral and competitive authoritarianisms and explores the country's future options.
Download or read book Soul Anarchy 2 written by Ace Finlay and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-12-31 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Second volume of paradoxes. I recommend reading Soul Anarchy I before this because those came before these. These are pretty hardcore existential stuff so be sure you want to put these there before putting them there. Enjoy: D/ Good Searchin, Ace
Download or read book Cocky Doodle Collection 1 written by Reginald Fowl and published by Kimberly Gordon. This book was released on 2021-06-08 with total page 325 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reginald Fowl isn't your ordinary chicken... He's a "Rainbow Rooster", whose passion for reading, mysteries, and adventure gets him into and out of trouble. Join him and his flock as they take on bullies, babies, predators, humans, and holidays in this collection of zany barnyard adventures, perfect for kids ages 9 to 109. If you enjoy talking animal stories like Babe, Charlotte's Web, Stuart Little, and The Wind in the Willows, you'll love the Cocky Doodle Doo series! The Cocky Doodle Collection contains the first 4 books in the Cocky Doodle Doo series: Cocky Doodle Doo: A Barnyard Comedy Cocky Doodle Boo: Haunted Tales from the Hen House Cocky Doodle Scrooge: Christmas Carols from the Hen House Cocky Doodle Woo: Valentines from the Hen House
Download or read book Cocky Doodle Boo written by Reginald Fowl and published by ByDand. This book was released on 2019-07-27 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Something "fowl" is brewing this Halloween... It's the flock’s first fall on the farm and strange things are afoot, including a Were-Chicken! Can Reginald and his fellow roosters protect the ladies and save the day? If you enjoy talking animal stories like Babe, Charlotte's Web, Stuart Little, and The Wind in the Willows, you'll love the Cocky Doodle Doo series, a zany barnyard adventure, for kids ages 9 to 109. Catch all the Cocky Doodle Doo Books: Cocky Doodle Doo: A Barnyard Comedy Cocky Doodle Boo: Haunted Tales from the Hen House Cocky Doodle Scrooge: Christmas Carols from the Hen House Cocky Doodle Woo: Valentines from the Hen House Cocky Doodle Brood (coming soon!)!
Download or read book Fun Fitness and Skills written by Howie Weiss and published by Human Kinetics. This book was released on 2008 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: -Engage kids in fun, new games while teaching them key fitness concepts. -Provide appropriate skills practice for students. -Offer plenty of variations to keep the games fresh and exciting. -Use field-tested games that are ready to go at a moment's notice. Fun, Fitness, and Skills: The Powerful Original Games Approach brings 93 fresh games with countless variations. The games are easy to adjust to all grade and ability levels, and you'll never run out of fresh ideas for fun and exciting games that teach fitness concepts and skills. Created by a former teacher and current physical education mentor and staff developer with the Department of Education in New York City, these games have been field-tested in many schools with diverse populations at various grade levels. Yet the outcome of those field tests has been uniform: Kids love the games and teachers find them to be educationally sound and easy to implement. In Fun, Fitness, and Skills, you will find -easy-to-follow games that allow you to concentrate on kids being active and having fun; -clearly written educational objectives for each game that help you focus on key fitness concepts and skills to be learned; -a game finder that makes selecting the right game for your needs quick and easy; -tips and suggestions for teaching and classroom management; and -variations to keep the games fresh and interesting. The games include warm-ups, fitness and skill games, tag games, and games specially designed for students in kindergarten and first grade. The book also encourages creativity as you create your own games. Many of the games can be modified by changing equipment or a few rules for a sport or activity. Several games use fantasy, holidays, movies, television shows, or classic games with a twist. Most games are cooperative in nature but have a low-key competitive element or variation that will help students understand how to work together while also learning how to compete appropriately and with good sportsmanship. These games, which address the NASPE National Standards, will help you meet important physical education objectives. The book focuses on activity that is fun while also building skills for activities that students can enjoy for life. Indeed, through Fun, Fitness, and Skills: The Powerful Original Games Approach, kids will have fun and learn while practicing skills and fitness concepts. You will discover exciting new ways to teach or improve your students' skills and fitness. This cookbook of games with all their variations will be a recipe for active success in your classes!
Download or read book Zombiemandias written by David J. Lovato and published by David J. Lovato. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 1281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zombiemandias: In the Zombie Apocalypse Collection brings together three zombie apocalypse books. After the Bite - Short stories and poems set before, during, and after the zombie apocalypse detailed in the main series. It's June 21st, 2013. People are living their lives: Garrett is driving home from the grocery store. Captain Trent Hampton is welcoming a visiting crew to the International Space Station. Nine-months-pregnant Deraan is eating dinner with her mother-in-law from Hell. A young Mexican boy is sneaking across the border into America to find his brother. They're all about to be interrupted by zombies. After the Bite is the zombie apocalypse from the point of view of the everyday people who will experience it. From the mountains of Colorado to the highways of the American Midwest, from the front lines of Afghanistan to the reaches of space, everything changes when people start attacking each other. And killing each other. And eating each other. In the midst of chaos, people find enemies and allies in the most unlikely places. They'll need all the help they can get to survive, because after the bite, everything changes. In the Lone and Level Sands - When the zombie apocalypse begins, Layne is on a plane flying 30,000 feet above the northwestern United States. Recently divorced Evan and Cynthia are at their daughter’s ballet recital. Jordan is working as a cashier at a grocery store. Max is at the carnival with his tightly knit family. Ben and Charlotte have just survived a car crash. Zoe is all alone on her way home from school. Martha is at her husband’s funeral. On June 21st, 2013, a random selection of the world’s population changes. People who were once friends and family turn into murderous zombies, and people who were once strangers or enemies turn into allies. Seven groups of survivors across America will have to struggle to escape, survive, or learn what caused people to turn into monsters—or else become one of them. In the Year of Our Death - It's been two years since the zombies first appeared and changed the world forever. Keely and her friends escaped the hell of Seattle and settled down near an abandoned radio station. Bailey finds herself caught up with a ravenous group of survivors. Georgie has set up a courier system to move mail across the remains of America. Will and his friends—all of them orphans now—are out of water and have to leave their quiet suburb for the first time in their lives. Nelson, the engineer charged with running Hoover Dam and powering the American Southwest, breaks his glasses and must wander the wasteland nearly blind looking for a replacement. Adam, however, knows the truth about the zombies: They aren't monsters, they're angels, sent by God to cleanse the world of the survivors, and Adam and his Church of Lesser Humans were put here to help them do it. Armed only with faith, a bus, and the steadfast rule to never allow harm to come to the zombies, Adam knows Judgment Day is coming, and will stop at nothing to herald its arrival.
Download or read book Zombie Haiku written by Ryan Mecum and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-06-30 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In your hands is a poetry journal written by an undead poet, recounting his firsthand experience during the zombie plague. Little is known about the author before he turned into a zombie, but thanks to his continued writings in this journal - even after his death - you can accompany him from infection to demise. Through the intimate poetry of haiku, the zombie chronicles his epic journey through deserted streets and barricaded doors. Each three-line poem, structured in the classic 5-7-5 syllable structure, unravels a little more of the story. You'll love every eye-popping, gut-wrenching, flesh-eating page!
Download or read book The Great Turkey Heist written by Gertrude Chandler Warner and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2024-08-27 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Alden children were searching for a home – and found a life of adventure! Beloved by generations of families, this illustrated chapter book series is full of wholesome excitement, danger, and mystery. There's going to be a free Thanksgiving dinner for the whole town of Greenfield--except the turkey is missing! The Aldens are helping out at a new food pantry, collecting donations and putting up signs. But someone keeps moving the signs, and when the main course for the big town dinner disappears, the Boxcar Children have a mystery to solve!
Download or read book The Zombie Movie Encyclopedia Volume 2 2000 2010 written by Peter Dendle and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2012-09-18 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a comprehensive overview of zombie movies in the first 11 years of the new millennium, the most dynamic and vital period yet in the history of the zombie genre. It serves not only as a follow-up to its predecessor (The Zombie Movie Encyclopedia, McFarland 2001), which covered movies from 1932 up until the late 1990s, but also as a fresh exploration of what uniquely defines the genre in the 2000s. In-depth entries provide critical analysis of the zombie as creature in more than 280 feature-length movies, from 28 countries and filmed on six continents. An appendix offers shorter entries for more than 100 shorts and serials.
Download or read book The Great Turkey Heist written by Gertrude Chandler Warner and published by Random House. This book was released on 2024-08-27 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Alden children were searching for a home – and found a life of adventure! Beloved by generations of families, this illustrated chapter book series is full of wholesome excitement, danger, and mystery. There's going to be a free Thanksgiving dinner for the whole town of Greenfield--except the turkey is missing! The Aldens are helping out at a new food pantry, collecting donations and putting up signs. But someone keeps moving the signs, and when the main course for the big town dinner disappears, the Boxcar Children have a mystery to solve!