Download or read book Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All-around funny man and bestselling author Bob Phillips is at it again with another crazy collection of zany fun that will leave youngsters rolling on the floor. Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids follows in the fun footsteps of Bob’s other popular kid-friendly joke books. Who wears a mask, smells good, and rides a horse? I don’t have the foggiest. The Cologne Ranger. Sure to keep the hilarity coming, these good clean jokes will widen the smiles of readers of all ages.
Download or read book The Best of the Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-08-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brand-new, eye-catching cover makes this rerelease of humorist Bob Phillips’ Best of the Good Clean Jokes (more than 200,000 copies sold) sure to continue as a bestseller. Organized from A to Z, these amusing anecdotes and outrageous one-liners will keep readers entertained—and help them entertain others—for hours. Directions: If at first you don't succeed, try looking in the wastebasket for the directions. Operation: A minor operation is one performed on someone else. Prodigal: A Sunday school class was being quizzed on the prodigal son. The teacher asked, “Who was sorry when the prodigal son returned home?” A boy gave it a lot of thought and then answered, “The fatted calf.” Perfect for teens on up, these crazy quips, clean jokes, and witty observations are sure to garner laughs from everyone within earshot.
Download or read book The Little Book of Big Laughs written by Donna Goodrich and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2014-10-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for entertainment, lead-ins for sermons or speeches, illustrations, and ice breakers, these short jokes and quips will help you relax, encourage your audience to listen, and provide a humorous note for talks, speeches, lessons, and social occasions. Organized by topics that include Marriage, Sports, Sunday School, Work, and more, this little humor book is easy to use and sized to fit into your briefcase, purse, or pocket. A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. Surgeon: “Eve was made from Adam’s rib, and that was surely a surgical operation.” Architect: “Maybe, but before that order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job.” Politician: “That may be, but somebody had to create the chaos!” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this golf course.” Caddy: “Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth!” Mother: “I don’t think you should marry Henry. He’s a dentist and you’re a manicurist.” Daughter: “What does that have to do with it?” Mother: “I’m afraid you’ll fight tooth and nail.”
Download or read book Subject Guide to Books in Print written by and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 3054 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Roget s Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases written by Peter Mark Roget and published by Prabhat Prakashan. This book was released on 2021-01-01 with total page 531 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you struggled for just the right phrase when grappling with a class assignment? Crafting an office memo, do you want greater clarity and concision? Pounding away at a last-minute blog entry, haven't you ever thought, There has to be a better word for this? Now there is. Under the time-tested and respected banner of Roget's Thesaurus, here is an array of words and their definitions organized by meaning. With this volume at your side, you need never be stalled or stymied for an appropriate expression, whether speaking of the higher reaches of philosophy or holding forth on art, music, or poetry--or other highbrow pastimes. The more you expand your vocabulary, the richer and clearer your writing and conversation will become. And the better you'll be able to say exactly what you mean, joining intellectual discussions with confidence that you've found just the right words.
Download or read book Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases written by Peter Mark Roget and published by Namaskar Books. This book was released on with total page 557 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases by Peter Mark Roget: Step into the realm of language and vocabulary with Peter Mark Roget's "Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases." This reference work offers a comprehensive collection of synonyms and related words, providing writers and language enthusiasts with a valuable resource for enhancing their communication skills. Why This Book? "Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases" serves as a practical tool for writers, communicators, and language learners, offering a wealth of synonyms and linguistic nuances to enrich their expression. Peter Mark Roget's meticulous compilation and organization of words make this thesaurus an indispensable companion for those seeking to enhance their language proficiency.
Download or read book Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases written by pra21 and published by Namaskar Book. This book was released on 2023-08-21 with total page 557 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unlock the richness and depth of the English language with "Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases: Roget's Comprehensive Language Resource" by Peter Mark Roget. Immerse yourself in the expansive world of synonyms, antonyms, and related terms meticulously curated by Roget, providing writers, speakers, and language enthusiasts with an indispensable tool for expression and communication. As you explore the pages of this timeless resource, prepare to be amazed by Roget's meticulous organization and comprehensive coverage of the English lexicon. Whether you're seeking the perfect word to convey a thought or looking to expand your vocabulary, Roget's Thesaurus offers a wealth of linguistic treasures at your fingertips. But amidst the abundance of words and phrases, one question arises: How can Roget's Thesaurus empower individuals to express themselves more effectively and creatively, enriching their communication and understanding of language? Delve into the intricacies of language with Roget as your guide, as he provides insights into the subtle nuances and shades of meaning that distinguish one word from another, allowing you to navigate the vast landscape of linguistic expression with precision and clarity. Are you ready to elevate your language skills and unlock new dimensions of expression? Engage with Roget's comprehensive language resource, exploring its wealth of synonyms, antonyms, and related terms to enhance your writing, speaking, and comprehension abilities. Don't miss the opportunity to harness the power of words with "Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases: Roget's Comprehensive Language Resource". Dive into Roget's classic work now, and discover the endless possibilities of linguistic exploration and expression. Seize the chance to expand your linguistic horizons and deepen your appreciation for the beauty and versatility of the English language. Purchase your copy of "Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases: Roget's Comprehensive Language Resource" today and embark on a journey of linguistic discovery and mastery.
Download or read book Roget s Thesaurus written by Peter Mark Roget and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2022-09-16 with total page 669 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DigiCat Publishing presents to you this special edition of "Roget's Thesaurus" by Peter Mark Roget. DigiCat Publishing considers every written word to be a legacy of humankind. Every DigiCat book has been carefully reproduced for republishing in a new modern format. The books are available in print, as well as ebooks. DigiCat hopes you will treat this work with the acknowledgment and passion it deserves as a classic of world literature.
Download or read book Creative Homeschooling written by Lisa Rivero and published by SCB Distributors. This book was released on 2020-04-01 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For a comprehensive guide to home-based education, that does not promote any particular curriculum or religious view, this is one book parents should buy! Parents will appreciate practical advice on getting started, adjusting to new roles, designing curriculum that is both child-centered and fun, and planning for social and emotional growth. Parents will turn to their favorite chapters again and again. Features interviews and tips from many homeschool parents as well as long lists of resources. -Reasons to home-school -How gifted children learn -Positive changes for the family -"Big Ideas" thematic approach -Traditional and classical approaches -Curriculum resources -Record keeping -College planning -How to get started -Interviews with parents
Download or read book Bobby Bramble Loses His Brain written by David Keane and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2009 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Daredevil Bobby Bramble has often been warned that one day he will crack his head open, and when he finally does, his brain escapes and runs around town as if it has a mind of its own.
Download or read book Super Powers 2016 4 written by Franco and published by DC Comics. This book was released on 2017-02-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An evil menace stirs the sea dwellers of the Pacific Ocean as an angry Black Manta pays a visit to the evil genius Lex Luthor. Whatever underwater evil is being planned, Aquaman and his Super Friends can save the day! Or can they? Lex welcomes the return of his Legion of Doom!
Download or read book Laugh Your Way to a Better Marriage written by Mark Gungor and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-03-03 with total page 307 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By using his unique blend of humor and tell-it-like-it-is honesty, he helps couples get along and have fun doing it.
Download or read book The World s Worst Jokes written by Victoria Fremont and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 2011-11-02 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. Why was the math book so sad? It had too many problems. Jokesters from 8 to 80 will love regaling friends and relatives with these and 58 other zany teeth-gritters. Accompanied by Larry Daste's amusing illustrations.
Download or read book 1001 Cool Jokes written by Glen Singleton and published by hinkler. This book was released on 2013-06-01 with total page 10 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for some laughs? We have them! We have found 1001 of them and whacked them right here. Some are worth a giggle, there are a few that will raise a smile. There is a batch that will have you in stitches and another that will have you in tears. There's a special selection of jokes that will make you snort and a few that will make you smirk. This is a collection of the best jokes we could find around the world, so get into it and get your ribs tickling! Go on, buy the book, just for a laugh!
Download or read book A Field Guide to Awkward Silences written by Alexandra Petri and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-06-02 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Washington Post columnist Alexandra Petri turns her satirical eye on her own life in this hilarious new memoir... Most twentysomethings spend a lot of time avoiding awkwardness. Not Alexandra Petri. Afraid of rejection? Alexandra Petri has auditioned for America’s Next Top Model. Afraid of looking like an idiot? Alexandra Petri lost Jeopardy! by answering “Who is that dude?” on national TV. Afraid of bad jokes? Alexandra Petri won an international pun championship. Petri has been a debutante, reenacted the Civil War, and fended off suitors at a Star Wars convention while wearing a Jabba the Hutt suit. One time, she let some cult members she met on the street baptize her, just to be polite. She’s a connoisseur of the kind of awkwardness that most people spend whole lifetimes trying to avoid. If John Hodgman and Amy Sedaris had a baby…they would never let Petri babysit it. But Petri is here to tell you: Everything you fear is not so bad. Trust her. She’s tried it. And in the course of her misadventures, she’s learned that there are worse things out there than awkwardness—and that interesting things start to happen when you stop caring what people think.
Download or read book Joey Pigza Swallowed the Key written by Jack Gantos and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR). This book was released on 2011-07-05 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "They say I'm wired bad, or wired sad, but there's no doubt about it -- I'm wired." Joey Pigza's got heart, he's got a mom who loves him, and he's got "dud meds," which is what he calls the Ritalin pills that are supposed to even out his wild mood swings. Sometimes Joey makes bad choices. He learns the hard way that he shouldn't stick his finger in the pencil sharpener, or swallow his house key, or run with scissors. Joey ends up bouncing around a lot - and eventually he bounces himself all the way downown, into the district special-ed program, which could be the end of the line. As Joey knows, if he keeps making bad choices, he could just fall between the cracks for good. But he is determined not to let that happen. In this antic yet poignant new novel, Jack Gantos has perfect pitch in capturing the humor, the off-the-wall intensity, and the serious challenges that life presents to a kid dealing with hyper-activity and related disorders. This title has Common Core connections. Joey Pigza Swallowed the Key is a 1998 National Book Award Finalist for Young People's Literature.
Download or read book Let s Pretend This Never Happened written by Jenny Lawson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-04-17 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
