Download or read book Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All-around funny man and bestselling author Bob Phillips is at it again with another crazy collection of zany fun that will leave youngsters rolling on the floor. Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids follows in the fun footsteps of Bob’s other popular kid-friendly joke books. Who wears a mask, smells good, and rides a horse? I don’t have the foggiest. The Cologne Ranger. Sure to keep the hilarity coming, these good clean jokes will widen the smiles of readers of all ages.
Download or read book The Best of the Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-08-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brand-new, eye-catching cover makes this rerelease of humorist Bob Phillips’ Best of the Good Clean Jokes (more than 200,000 copies sold) sure to continue as a bestseller. Organized from A to Z, these amusing anecdotes and outrageous one-liners will keep readers entertained—and help them entertain others—for hours. Directions: If at first you don't succeed, try looking in the wastebasket for the directions. Operation: A minor operation is one performed on someone else. Prodigal: A Sunday school class was being quizzed on the prodigal son. The teacher asked, “Who was sorry when the prodigal son returned home?” A boy gave it a lot of thought and then answered, “The fatted calf.” Perfect for teens on up, these crazy quips, clean jokes, and witty observations are sure to garner laughs from everyone within earshot.
Download or read book Over the Top Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What wears a mask, smells good, and rides a horse? The Cologne Ranger. The all-around funny man and bestselling author is at it again with another crazy collection of zany fun that will leave youngsters rolling on the floor.
Download or read book The Little Book of Big Laughs written by Donna Goodrich and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2014-10-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for entertainment, lead-ins for sermons or speeches, illustrations, and ice breakers, these short jokes and quips will help you relax, encourage your audience to listen, and provide a humorous note for talks, speeches, lessons, and social occasions. Organized by topics that include Marriage, Sports, Sunday School, Work, and more, this little humor book is easy to use and sized to fit into your briefcase, purse, or pocket. A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. Surgeon: “Eve was made from Adam’s rib, and that was surely a surgical operation.” Architect: “Maybe, but before that order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job.” Politician: “That may be, but somebody had to create the chaos!” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this golf course.” Caddy: “Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth!” Mother: “I don’t think you should marry Henry. He’s a dentist and you’re a manicurist.” Daughter: “What does that have to do with it?” Mother: “I’m afraid you’ll fight tooth and nail.”
Download or read book Extremely Good Clean Jokes For Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 2001-01-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers a variety of knock-knocks, riddles, and jokes about school, medicine, dating, food, and other topics.
Download or read book Super Duper Good Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2000 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers a collection of riddles, knock-knocks, and other jokes on various topics.
Download or read book Knock Knock Jokes For Kids 5 7 Years Old Squeaky Clean Family Fun with Over 500 Funny Silly and Clean Jokes for Smart Children with trick questions brain teasers riddles written by and published by Mary Miler. This book was released on 2022-04-03 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a perfect present to please your little comedian? Welcome to one of the best books about jokes you’ll ever find. Congratulations for having such fantastic taste in books, by the way. The jokes in this book aren’t just any jokes. They are the best kind of jokes and the best kind of jokes are the kind where a door is involved. That’s right! The jokes in this book are knock-knock jokes. Knock Knock Jokes For Kids is perfect for: Children (and adults) who love to have a good laugh Hours of fun for the whole family Keeping kids engaged and entertained when you most need it Making those long car trips more fun, and get a giggle for yourself along the way Any time you want to laugh and have fun with the special kids in your life Interacting with children when you can’t play outside! Early readers to practice word recognition and to encourage them to read Reluctant readers to encourage them to read more Children to improve their memory and creativity Cheering you up with funny and clean jokes after a hard day We have everything: Jokes about food, because what’s funnier than food? Jokes about animals, which isn’t difficult seeing as they’re pretty funny on their own. Even jokes about something as silly as shoes. Shoes are very silly and it’s easy to make jokes about them. Bonus Q&A jokes and riddles included! Let’s go knock on some doors! Get this book and join in the fun with the children in your life! There's nothing like laughter to bring you together and help make memories!
Download or read book Extremely Good Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2001 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers a variety of knock-knocks, riddles, and jokes about school, medicine, dating, food, and other topics.
Download or read book 110 Ridiculously Funny Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Christmas 2019 Gift: Make Your Kids Laugh With These Hilarious Clean Jokes! Q: What is a shark's favorite lunch dish? A: A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich! This collection of jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get '110+ Ridiculously Funny Clean Jokes for Kids': In this book, you will find: 110+ super funny jokes that all kids will love. 40+ cute illustrations. All in color! No profanity or foul language. Sample Jokes: Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a blue vest? A: An investigator! Q: On which Spanish island do they eat Italian every single day? A: Ipizza! Get your copy of '110+ Ridiculously Funny Clean Jokes for Kids' and you will get access to all the other funny jokes. So, are you ready for a good laugh? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Download or read book 110 Ridiculously Funny Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-25 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Gift: Make Your Kids Laugh With These Hilarious Clean Jokes! Q: What is a shark's favorite lunch dish? A: A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich! This collection of jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get '110+ Ridiculously Funny Clean Jokes for Kids' In this book, you will find: - 110+ super funny jokes that all kids will love. - 40+ cute illustrations. All in color! - No profanity or foul language. Sample Jokes: Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a blue vest? A: An investigator! Q: On which Spanish island do they eat Italian every single day? A: Ipizza! Get your copy of '110+ Ridiculously Funny Clean Jokes for Kids' and you will get access to all the other funny jokes. So, are you ready for a good laugh? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Download or read book Awesome Good Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 1992-06-24 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob Phillips’ original GOOD CLEAN JOKES FOR KIDS was such a hit that the master jokester has scoured the earth (well, not quite) for even more crazy riddles, puns, knock-knocks, wisecracks, and tongue twisters. Enjoy them alone or try them out on unsuspecting friends, parents, and youth leaders: Q. What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A. A nervous wreck. Q. What is an astronaut’s favorite meal? A. Launch Knock, knock. Who’s there? Diesel. Diesel who? Diesel all make you laugh if you aren’t very bright. Totally awesome fun! For kids of all ages.
Download or read book Super Silly Jokes for Kids written by Vicki Whiting and published by Fox Chapel Publishing. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than two hundred jokes for children about everything from dinosaurs to aliens, accompanied by hilarious color illustrations! Do you know how many tickles it takes to tickle an octopus? Tentacles! From the creative minds at Kid Scoop®, an award-winning and nationally syndicated activity page for children, comes this hysterical book chock full of jokes, riddles, and puns. Kids will enjoy flipping through these pages and learning over two hundred jokes they’ve never heard before and can’t wait to tell. Featuring jokes about pirates, dinosaurs, mermaids, monsters, robots, aliens, animals, and so much more, this book provides hours of fun for young jokesters and anyone else who loves to laugh! This is a fixed-format ebook, which preserves the design and layout of the original print book
Download or read book More Awesome Good Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 1995 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The latest wisecracks as well as favorite riddles, puns, and knock-knocks put together for more awesome new laughs.
Download or read book A Barrel of Good Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Barrel Full of Laughs! Q: What does a polar bear wear when his head is cold? A: An ice cap. Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team. Q: How does an egg get to work? A: It drives a Yolkswagon. Get ready to giggle, grin, guffaw, and sometimes groan with this supremely silly, fantastically funny, and completely crazy collection of clean jokes your whole family will enjoy! Bestselling humorist Bob Phillips is back with plenty of Q and A quips about animals, inventions, the Bible, and more. This barrel full of fun will have you and your children rolling on the floor in laughter.
Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Silly Jokes for Kids written by Vicki Whiting and published by Fox Chapel Publishing. This book was released on 2023-08-29 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you know why ghosts don't like rainy weather? Because it dampens their spirits! From the creative minds at Kid Scoop®, an award-winning and nationally syndicated activity page for children, comes this hysterical book chock full of jokes, riddles, and puns! Kids will love flipping through these pages and learning over 100 jokes they've never heard before and can't wait to tell. Providing hours of endless laughter, this joke book is perfect for joke lovers, both young and old!
Download or read book Crazy Good Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by . This book was released on 1994-03 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Fabulous Funny Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready for some side-splitting laughter with this zany collection of off-the-wall riddles, knock-knocks, puzzlers, and puns!
