Download or read book You re Joking Me Burst Out Laughing Book 1 written by William Daniel and published by Revell. This book was released on 2022-11-08 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is a golfer's favorite drink? Tee. What happens when a pony sings? He gets a little hoarse. What happens when snowmen get nervous? They get cold feet. How do you find out how much fruit is on each tree in the beginning of Creation? You Adam up. Written by a kid for kids, You're Joking Me is a hilarious collection of more than 400 puns, riddles, one-liners, and knock-knock jokes that are sure to have kids (and their adults) laughing up a storm. The perfect gift for the kid in your life, You're Joking Me guarantees hours of good, clean fun!
Download or read book The Love Code written by Susannah Nix and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2024-03-01 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Opposites attract in this STEM romantic comedy when a super-intelligent geek girl meets a bad-boy billionaire. The last thing Melody expects when she interviews for her dream job in LA is to find out that her college one-night stand works at the same company. And not only does he work there, but he's also the son of the CEO. Jeremy's got a girlfriend and a reputation as a bad boy, so Melody resolves to keep her distance and focus on building a new life for herself. But despite her good intentions, she can't seem to stay away from him. As the two begin to forge an unlikely friendship, Melody's attraction to Jeremy grows deeper than she's ready to admit. Can the woman who always plays it safe take a risk on the man who's all wrong for her in all the right ways? An #OppositesAttract STEM rom-com, The Love Code is book one in the Chemistry Lessons series, originally published as Remedial Rocket Science. Each book in the series features a brand-new couple with their own HEA and can be read in any order.
Download or read book Man Card Series written by Terra Kelly and published by Balto Creative Media, LLC. This book was released on 2019-08-04 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you ready to laugh out loud? The Man Card Series is a fun collection of steamy romantic comedy short stories that are perfect when waiting for an appointment or great way to end a long day. The Chocolatier Book One: My best friend’s sister was off limits; until the day she sauntered into my classroom. She’s looking to perfect her candy making skills. I’m looking to teach her all the best ways to use chocolate, none of which include how to properly line a candy mold. She’ll discover what it really means to temper chocolate when I stir her up and light her body on fire. She’s doesn’t know it, but she was mine the moment she set foot in my kitchen. Mr. Confident Book Two: He was supposed to be just another one-night stand before I graduated… When I met him I didn’t tell him who I was, he didn’t need to know anything about me. I had one goal in mind for my future…for my career. I always followed the rules, particularly where my future was concerned. So what was it about my mystery man that made me want to go against all my rules? What was it that made me crave him more than my career? My Single Dad Book Three: Single dad looking for love. My profile picture was being swiped left and right on a dating app, even though I never signed up. I found out my thirteen-year-old daughter was playing matchmaker again, and I wasn't sure if I was on board. Until I received a private message that had me more than a little curious. Her Lifeguard Book Four: It was time to enjoy the beach. Soak up the sun, and check paddle boarding off my bucket list. Falling off the paddle board and getting rescued by a hot lifeguard was not part of my plan. Who needs a bucket list when you can have your own personal lifeguard. Well, he wasn’t mine to keep. Yet. My Professor Book Five: This had to be a nightmare. Who forgets to attend a class? Not just on one day but for the whole semester. Yes, that would be me! To graduate I need the credits. To get the credits I need to retake the class. Just as I thought my summer was doomed I saw my professor. Things are about to heat up and I’m not talking about the temperature outside. The Loner Book Six: What if my prince never finds me? Since I was a child, I wanted to have what all the women in all my favorite fairytales had: their happily ever after. Then I was left stranded in the middle of nowhere and I started to wonder about my life. When two complete strangers offered me a ride, I should’ve said no. I should’ve… but something told me my fairytale had only just begun. Her Beach Bum Book Seven: They say a phone call can change your life. I had to look at my phone a few times because I couldn’t believe what I just heard. I was the winner of a week-long getaway on an exotic island. The idea of sipping cocktails with one of those cute umbrellas on the beach sounded like something I definitely needed. There had to be a catch. I just didn’t realize the catch would stand six feet tall and be called Joey. We were nothing alike. I don’t even know what to talk to him about. But something tells me talking is furthest from his mind. Have fun devouring the first seven books in the series…You're guaranteed that perfect happy ending and a cupboard full of sweets from all the cravings.
Download or read book The Doctor Rowena Halley Series Books 1 4 written by Sid Stark and published by Helia Press. This book was released on 2022-02-19 with total page 805 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They say knowledge is power. For newly minted PhD Rowena Halley, all her book learning isn’t enough to keep her safe. She’ll have to rely on her Moscow-honed street smarts instead. Get the first four books in the Doctor Rowena Halley series and three bonus companion novellas in one boxed set! "Brilliantly-written and highly entertaining, a must read..." The Prairies Book Review "A charming blend of academic inspection and social commentary that weaves an engrossing personal perspective into a blend of social observation and evolving romance." D. Donovan, Senior Reviewer, Midwest Book Review Meet Rowena Halley, a former human rights activist turned academic. Rowena thought teaching on US college campuses would be a lot safer than interviewing torture victims in Russia. Boy, was she wrong. Rowena quickly gets caught up in campus intrigue that threatens to turn deadly. Meanwhile, the life and lover she thought she’d left behind in Moscow might not be so firmly back in the past as she’d believed. Written by a Russian professor with extensive insider knowledge of the topic, these books take a deep dive into the dark underbelly of American higher education. Serious and satirical in turn, they combine mystery, dark humor, and a touch of romance in a searingly funny examination of contemporary American and Russian society. *Content warning*: These books contain adult language—and have the one-star reviews to prove it. Worse than that, they have been accused of peddling philosophy and political science. You’ve been warned. Foreign Exchange (bonus novella) Rowena travels to Moscow to spend the holidays with her fiancé, opposition journalist Dima Kuznetsov. But a story he’s investigating takes a potentially deadly turn—for their love, and maybe for their lives. Campus Confidential Newly single and fresh from her dissertation defense, Rowena starts her first faculty job. She was expecting poor treatment and lousy pay. Murder seems a bit much. Permanent Position The good news: Rowena has a new job and maybe even a new boyfriend. The bad news: the job pays starvation wages, and the boyfriend is three states away. Oh, and Dima seems to want to be back in her life—if his death wish doesn’t get him first. But it’s when Rowena gets sucked into a nasty domestic dispute between a student and his mail-order Belarusian bride that things get really dangerous. Summer Session Rowena is looking forward to a fun interlude with American boyfriend Alex while teaching an intensive summer program. But their weekend getaway is interrupted when a student goes missing. Oh yeah, and Dima seems ever more determined to stay in the picture. Summer Break (bonus novella) Dima has spent the last year and a half in the comparative safety of the war zone in the Donbass. But now his past is catching up with him. A life-or-death confrontation might force him to rethink everything. Trigger Warning Rowena is starting a new job that almost pays a living wage (!!!). But when a prominent female gamer and feminist activist is targeted by a student men’s rights organization, Rowena gets drawn into a potentially deadly stew of toxic misogyny and heartbreak. Winter Break (bonus novella) When the commander of a separatist battalion in the Donbass makes Dima an offer he can’t refuse, he finds himself one step closer to finding out who’s behind the hit that’s been put out on him. But if he gets too close, he might not survive long enough for it to matter.
Download or read book Surely You re Joking Mr Feynman Adventures of a Curious Character written by Richard P. Feynman and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2018-02-06 with total page 429 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the most famous science books of our time, the phenomenal national bestseller that "buzzes with energy, anecdote and life. It almost makes you want to become a physicist" (Science Digest). Richard P. Feynman, winner of the Nobel Prize in physics, thrived on outrageous adventures. In this lively work that “can shatter the stereotype of the stuffy scientist” (Detroit Free Press), Feynman recounts his experiences trading ideas on atomic physics with Einstein and cracking the uncrackable safes guarding the most deeply held nuclear secrets—and much more of an eyebrow-raising nature. In his stories, Feynman’s life shines through in all its eccentric glory—a combustible mixture of high intelligence, unlimited curiosity, and raging chutzpah. Included for this edition is a new introduction by Bill Gates.
Download or read book Venom Boxed Set Books 1 3 written by Kristen Middleton and published by Kristen Middleton. This book was released on with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes Venom, Slade, and Toxic Venom - Book One When Melody Williams goes missing at a concert, at Club Nightshade, her eighteen-year-old cousin, Chelsey Fairfax, sneaks into the club to find answers. Little does she know that some mysteries are better left hidden. Meanwhile, Venom is in town, a hot new band from Europe, and the owner of Club Nightshade wants them there permanently... Slade - Book Two Chelsey is on the run from Faye and her Night Roamers. Can she trust Slade to keep her safe, or is he a bigger threat than the monsters tracking her? Toxic - Book Three Now that Slade has learned the truth about Vanessa, will he give up Chelsey in order to win back the woman he thought he'd lost, so long ago? And... Melody has set her sights on Liam and isn't willing to give up easily.
Download or read book Mr Masters Mr Series Book 1 written by Swan and published by Tl Swan. This book was released on 2024-09-30 with total page 325 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He is powerful, older and my boss, a lethal combination. Job satisfaction has taken on a whole new meaning. When I lied on my resume, I didn’t expect it to matter. I mean any child would love me; I was born to be a nanny. I applied for a position working for a woman, or so I thought. But Julian Masters is definitely all man…the kind you dream of licking chocolate from. The first day was bad. The kids were the spawn of the devil and I spied through a window and caught him doing something obscene…. and equally fascinating. The second day was worse, he caught me snooping in his bathroom cabinet in my skimpy pyjamas and all hell broke loose. On the third day, I ran over him in a golf cart. And by day four I had decided that I wanted that chocolate…all of it. Melted….on me. But intelligent, widowed Judges don’t fall for ditzy nannies. Or do they?
Download or read book Wanting the Fight written by L.P. Dover and published by Books by L.P. Dover, LLC. This book was released on 2022-10-25 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times bestseller L.P. Dover comes a story of passion, revenge, and twisted manipulation. Ethan Jameson has it all. He’s one of the hottest fighters in the middleweight circuit and is loved by women everywhere. It seems nothing can stand in his way… except for the dragon tattoo that marks him as a target. He knew the day would come when Nikolai Michelson would seek out his vengeance. He even fooled himself into believing he was ready to fight back… until a one-night stand changes everything. Peyton Emerson; Hollywood starlet and America’s sweetheart. She’s always wondered what it would be like to have Ethan to herself. After a drunken weekend in Vegas, she got the pleasure of finding out firsthand. But being with her comes at a cost. Peyton knows all too well how the paparazzi tear couples apart with their lies. Still, there’s no denying that their one-night stand sparked something inside of them—a need for one another they can’t quell. Unable to fight their attraction, they work to keep their relationship a secret. Unfortunately, their efforts aren’t enough to keep an enemy from finding out and using that information to manipulate them both. When Peyton and Ethan are approached with a grisly demand, they have no choice but to accept. Those they love will pay the horrific price if they try to refuse… No cheating. No cliffhangers. Just hot, dirty-talking fighters who want to take you down to the mat. *** Want more GLOVES OFF sexy love stories? Be sure to check them out! A Fighter's Desire - Part One A Fighter's Desire - Part Two Tyler's Undoing Ryley's Revenge Winter Kiss: Ryley and Ash Paxton's Promise Camden's Redemption Kyle's Return Stay tuned for more dark and dangerous GLOVES OFF - NEXT GENERATION stories! Craving the Fight Taking the Fight Wanting the Fight Desiring the Fight Longing for the Fight Ending the Fight *** This book will resonate with people looking to read: MMA romance, romantic suspense, MMA fighters, mafia, underground fighting, small-town romance, sports romance, reformed player, feel-good romance, contemporary romance, romantic comedy, series, romantic comedy series, racy, sexy, heartwarming, heart-warming romance, family, love, love books, kissing books, emotional journey, contemporary, contemporary romance, romance series, long series, long romance series, sassy, captivating romance, hot, hot romance, forbidden love, sparks, loyalty, swoon, beach romance, books for summer, books for the beach, beach series, sweetbriar, seaside, love in bloom, bradens, wicked, dirty, fierce, alpha heroes, funny romance, laugh romance, modern romance, USA today, USA today bestseller, smart romance, something funny to read, billionaire, billionaire romance, love story, millionaire, wealthy heroes, happily ever after, happy ending, lighthearted romance, light romance, hot romance, romance for adults, contemporary romance, funny romance, funny romance new, swoonworthy, romance series, romance series, romance books, beach reads, new adult, small-town, funny, female, stories, sensual, sensual romance, alpha male, dominant male, hot guy, fun summer reads, love and friendship, new romance series, hot romance series, new small-town series, beach reads, new beach read, free beach house book, free beach romance, free summer romance, free vacation romance, free summer book, steamy romance, romance series, family romance, big family, friend romance, friends to lovers, contemporary crush, love story, romance love, new adult romance, billionaire romance, contemporary romance and sex, romance billionaire series, friendship.
Download or read book Cape Hope Mysteries Box Set 1 written by Winnie Reed and published by . This book was released on with total page 600 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stiff in the Sand New jobs can be murder… At least, that’s what it seems like to Emma Harmon of Cape Hope. She’s got a new job blogging about food and she’s super-thrilled to be traveling to a new resort to sample the fare and meet local celebrities. One of who is First-Kiss-Robbie. The first boy to kiss her, he’s a famous chef now. She finds out her photographer is a hot guy with a major chip on his shoulder. More like an iceberg, considering the way Deke treats her. She’s not so thrilled when she discovers a body in the sand dunes. One with a knife sticking out of him. A chef knife. Robbie’s chef knife. She’s even less thrilled when she makes the mistake of handling the knife. Now, she’s under suspicion and Detective McHottie’s got his eye on her—and not in a good way. Can she find the real killer before she becomes his target? Corpse in a Crate Emma’s got a few days off and what better way to spend them than joining her best friend Raina on trip to a bed and breakfast Raina’s former—maybe not so former?—crush is opening. Who knows, maybe she’ll get a scoop for the blog. Wouldn’t hurt to turn this into a working assignment. Too bad everything falls to pieces when a body’s discovered in a chest in the attic. Even worse, that Detective McHottie shows up in the middle of the investigation. Can Emma figure out who is in the attic before the killer finds out she’s looking into the matter? He’s got one question. How does she keep getting mixed up in these matters? Cadaver at the Con Emma’s boss has sent her to a conference. All expenses paid. How great is that? It was great until her mother’s best friends show up as attendees to make sure she doesn’t get herself into any trouble. What? It’s not like that’s their only mission. The conference is at a casino and they love their slots. Not to mention they love the keynote speaker. It was great until a mysterious shady man shows up, harassing the keynote speaker and another author. That shouldn’t really involve Emma. And it doesn’t. Until a trip to the swimming pool turns up a dead body. Of course, wouldn’t you know it, the detective in charge is Detective McHottie. And he’s got his eye on a suspect. Luckily, this time, it’s not Emma. Unfortunately, it’s a new author that Emma’s become quite a fan of. Not to mention, Emma’s convinced this debuting author did not kill the dead guy in the pool.
Download or read book Shifter Squad Next Gen Bundle 1 Books 1 3 written by J.C. Diem and published by Seize The Night Publishing Agency. This book was released on with total page 601 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This bundle contains books 1 – 3 of the Shifter Squad Next Gen series. Ink Cursed: Raised by a malevolent witch in an isolated cabin in the woods, Alex is being kept prisoner for her own good. A monster is trapped inside her and it desperately wants out. The enchantments that are tattooed on her body keep it contained, for now. As her eighteenth birthday approaches, Alex feels the beast growing stronger. So does the witch. They both know the spells won’t be enough to control her inner evil. Her captor plans to ensure the creature will never be free, but the teen finally rebels. Escaping from captivity, Alex meets a wounded vampire and the girls decide to band together. They head to Denver and run into a team who work for the Shifter Squad. As the truth comes out about her origins, Alex wishes she could control her own life, but the spells are too insidious. Until she can find a way to dispel them, she’ll have to stay with the squad. She’ll be working with twin werewolves, a werecougar, a wereconstrictor and the extremely sexy new recruit, Jaxon Remington. Jax seems strangely familiar from the first moment they meet. How can she possibly know him when she’s never seen him before? Is it possible he’s the mate she’s been dreaming about? If so, things are bound to be awkward, since it seems they’ll be working closely together. Invisible Chains: Now an agent of the Shifter Squad, Alex learns more about the evil witch who kidnapped her when she was a baby. It seems Irene Dawson has a vendetta against the older generation of the squad. The witch is using Alex as a tool and she’s relentless in her pursuit of revenge. The younger generation are sent to investigate dangerous creatures that keep cropping up across the US. Alex is constrained by the spells that are tattooed on her body. She feels useless compared to the others. It’s frustrating not being able to use all of her abilities, but at least she has a couple of skills the witch can’t control. She might not be able to fight, or use weapons to take down her enemies, but she’s far from defenseless, thanks to her necromancy. Alex’s attraction to Jax increases as they spend more time together. Agent Remington is torn between his duty to the squad and what his heart wants. They’ve both had traumatic childhoods and have been damaged by their abusive wardens. If they’re fated to be together, they’ll overcome all obstacles, but it won’t be an easy road to travel. Risky Bargains: Alex has not only lost the man she’d hoped would be her mate, she’s also now stuck with an alpha werewolf. Heath Franko has joined the Shifter Squad and he’s determined to seduce her. The rookie has no chance of winning her over, but that won’t stop him from trying. At least Alex isn’t the only one who despises the alpha hole. The entire team wants him gone. Crowmon uses his talents as a trickster god to prank Franko. He hopes to drive the arrogant newbie into quitting voluntarily. The alpha is too stubborn to take the hint that he isn’t wanted. It’ll take something drastic to make him leave the squad. Needing to know the real reason why Jax left, Alex tracks him down when they’re on a mission near his base. She has a hunch that it wasn’t his choice to leave the team. She’ll have to keep her visit to him a secret from most of the squad. Yas and Emma are the only ones she really trusts. Even they aren’t aware of the bond she has with Jaxson Remington.
Download or read book 13 by Shanley written by John Patrick Shanley and published by Hal Leonard Corporation. This book was released on 2000-02-01 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: (Applause Books). Thirteen plays by the Oscar-winning author of Moonstruck . Includes: "The Big Funk," "Savage in Limbo," "Danny & The Deep Blue Sea," "Welcome to the Moon," "The Red Coat," "Down & Out," "Let Us Go Out Into the Starry Night," "Out West," "A Lonely Impulse of Delight," "Women of Manhattan," "The Dreamer Examines His Pillow," "Italian-American Reconciliation," and "Beggars in the House of Plenty." Also includes an introduction by the author.
Download or read book Hometown Heroes Books 1 3 written by Allie Boniface and published by DFM Publishing. This book was released on 2021-01-02 with total page 646 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the small town of Lindsey Point, where hunky heroes, smart, sassy heroines, and secrets abound. For the first time, readers can enjoy the first three books in the Hometown Heroes series by USA Today bestselling author Allie Boniface! In BEACON OF LOVE, a haunted lighthouse and a 50-year old murder mystery take center stage, along with a romance about to erupt between a NYC travel journalist and a hunky local handyman who’s forced to step in as her cameraman. Lucas wants to protect the town's secrets, but Sophie is bent on uncovering them at all costs. Sparks fly, but local legends are about to crumble… The secrets continue in INFERNO OF LOVE, when teenage sweethearts Finn and Aubrey are reunited after ten years. But since their summer love affair, a fire has turned him into a hero, while a horrific accident stole her memory. She doesn’t remember him. He’s never forgotten her. Now Finn and Aubrey must come to terms with the past if they have any chance of building a future together. Finally, get ready for two intertwined love stories in LABYRINTH OF LOVE. Outsider Chase Reardon and local resident Shannon O'Brien thought they were strangers assigned to work on the same small town project, until a forbidden love story from 60 years ago linked them in unimaginable ways. How far will we go, and what kinds of secrets will we keep, to stay with the one we love? "I really enjoyed reading the stories created by Allie Boniface because they remind me that even in the most unsuspecting situations, everything that is wonderful comes together in the end which is truly indicative of the classic romance novel. Do yourself a favor and read them...you'll be happy you did!" --Today's Writing Woman
Download or read book Alicia s Passion Vacation A Mafia Werewolf Mate Romance The Alpha s Mate Book 1 written by BlackFlame and published by Starlight. This book was released on 2022-12-07 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alicia Cane Argon is a feisty, brave and sassy girl who never had been in a relationship before. She was known as coldhearted and a woman who is hard to please, but behind that personality she's a brokensoul so she build a big wall to prevent herself from pain and hatred. But what will happen when she will meet someone and that someone is the one who will break the cold,hard and tall wall surrounding her heart? A someone they so called Alpha is claiming her as his mate? That was all happened because of a one month trip Vacation. A Vacation was planned by her to relax but end up being chaotic. Mysteries will be told, Secrets will be exposed. Let's witness her story on how she fell in love with this Hot, Young Alpha and how she manage all the challenges in her life. The Alpha's Mate.
Download or read book All I Want Series Books 1 3 written by Clare Lydon and published by Custard Books. This book was released on 2016-04-28 with total page 381 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the first three books of the All I Want series! Lose yourself in these three heart-warming, romantic & charming tales of Tori & Holly: All I Want For Christmas, All I Want For Valentine’s & All I Want For Spring. Read where it all started for London’s favourite lesbian duo, then follow them through the first three months of their love story! First up, All I Want For Christmas, where Tori is searching for a girlfriend. Distracted by an old flame as well as oodles of doomed online dates, she can’t see what’s right under her nose. Until she does. Then it’s onto All I Want For Valentine’s, where the ladies have to deal with romance and the unpredictable: children & cats. Finally, All I Want For Spring follows Tori & Holly on their first holiday together to Rome. But what happens when their idyllic weekend turns out to be anything but? From the author of international smash-hits Before You Say I Do, London Calling & Nothing To Lose, Clare Lydon has crafted a sweet, funny & hot series guaranteed to put a huge grin on your face. Nearly 500 pages to dive into and binge-read today!
Download or read book Unearthly Paradox Books 1 4 written by Kelly Carrero and published by Kelly Carrero. This book was released on with total page 1005 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Avarion Book 1 written by Brandon Tan and published by Partridge Publishing Singapore. This book was released on 2017-09-15 with total page 650 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After losing his sensei to a criminal organization known as the Jade Dragon, a vengeful young martial artist join forces with a group of vigilante devas, a vast species of superpowered creatures whose leader he rescued and is after the organization as well. Together, they set to find out the Jade Dragon plans and put an end to them. Little did they know, the Jade Dragon was led by a powerful avarion, a demigod-like entity created when a human and a deva permanently fused their bodies and spirits.
Download or read book The Bride Series Collection Books 1 5 and other stories written by Shadonna Richards and published by SR. This book was released on 2016-04-08 with total page 500 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains two romance series (4 novels and 4 novellas) in one volume The Bride Series An Unexpected Bride (A Kindle #1 Bestseller in Romance & Humor) The Jilted Bride The Matchmaker Bride His Island Bride An Unexpected Baby The Billionaire's Whirlwind Romance Series Accidentally Married to the Billionaire (A Kindle #1 Bestseller in Humor) Accidentally Flirting with the CEO Accidentally Falling for the Tycoon
