Download or read book You re a Douche Bag written by Irreverent Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-27 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This vibrant journal provides plenty of space in to write your favorite quotations, poems, and reflections. You'll love the beautifully fresh cover design and feel inspired to write often and consistently. * Excellent thick binding * Over 90 pages of thick, lined paper * Simplistic design perfectly made for any occasion or reason * Journal measures 6 inches wide by 9 inches high * Makes for a great gag gift and funny conversation piece

Download or read book Don t Be a Douchebag A Man s Guide to Etiquette written by Matthew James and published by Engage Books. This book was released on 2016-11-01 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when the ultimate man writes the ultimate book? Matthew James doesn't know either. But he is a man, and he did write this book. This masterwork will help you identify the douchebag around you. From hippies, to greaseballs, and traffic cops. Drivers who use the middle finger as if it were a sixth gear. Politicians with inflated expense accounts. Pub-goers who chronically piss onto the floor, instead of into the urinal. Drunk drivers, meter maids, and freeloaders. And men who wear straight brimmed hats, or hang their pants below their ass. If any of these describe you, don't worry, this book will help you right your ways. Don't Be A Douchebag: A Man's Guide to Etiquette is more than just a mere book. It is a tool that can be used to smoothly guide you through life's bumpy journey. The book can teach, it can preach, and it can literally raise your children better than you can, figuratively speaking. A self-proclaimed "real man's" attempt to put the word man back into man, Matthew James has crafted a hilarious, if not irrelevant, book for the modern man. Not for the faint of heart or over-protective mothers, Don't be a Douchebag is an instant classic, sure to entertain from cover to cover.

Download or read book You Might Be a Douchebag written by Joe Bartnick and published by . This book was released on 2015-07-31 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nobody ever thinks they're a douchebag. It's easy to point to someone else and proclaim them to be a douchebag but when it comes to douchebag self awareness, most of us exist in a state of total douchebag denial. That's why I wrote this book. I want to help you avoid being a douchebag. Simply put, a douchebag is someone who is not cool. Everyone wants to be cool. No one wants to be a douchebag...well almost no one. So, I'm here to help. I've put together a collection of behaviors that will let you know if you might be a douchebag. I've even added illustrations. Because you might be a douchebag without even knowing it. Now, some of you might get mad when you realize you've been acting like a douchebag. But remember, we all act like douchebags sometimes, but hopefully not all of the time. So don't get mad; get cool.

Download or read book The Quotable Douchebag written by and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2014-12-30 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did he really just say that?!? Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, they’re the worst the male species has to offer—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including: David Hasselhoff: “There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.” Gene Simmons: “[I] don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.” Sean Hannity: “I’ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.” And many, many more.

Download or read book Phicklephilly written by Charles Wiedenmann and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-03-05 with total page 486 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love at first swipe! One man's story of returning to Philadelphia in search of the perfect girlfriend. Will he succeed or fail miserably in his quest to find love in this city? This is a funny and sometimes heart wrenching tale of a man trying to navigate the pitfalls of the modern dating world in the city.

Download or read book A Douche Walks Into a Bar written by Jordan Eyre and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-10 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What a douche! As we speak, there are morons, jerks, and idiots of all kinds running around your town. They are everywhere; at your gym, at your work, and they have even infested your favorite bar! These douche bags are taking over the world... But can you really call them all "douche bags"? They are all so different, because they each bring a distinct flavor to the game. How can the word "douche bag" be so versatile? There are many different types of douche bags, each with their own unique qualities, characteristics, and that certain ju nu se quois. Within the pages of this book, Jordan Eyre attempts to encapsulate the many types of douche bag you may encounter. Which kind are you?

Download or read book Douchebag Wisdom written by Lima Bravo and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-07 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about Donald Trump: the incompetent, vicious, and vile Donald Trump. But it's more than that. This book is about your reaction to Donald Trump. If you're one of the 65 million people who voted for Hillary, I hope this book will help you cope with the stress, negativity, depression and rage; a little douchebag wisdom can get you through. Laughter helps. If you're one of the 62 million who voted for Trump but are now disillusioned or angry, read on. Hopefully, this book will give us all talking points and new perspectives because this planet and the people need healing! If you're one of the 92 million people who didn't vote in the 2016 presidential election, WAKE-UP! The world needs you! Trump is implementing policies that affect every part of our lives. We'll be feeling the repercussions for years. YOU will determine who wins the 2018 mid-term elections as well as the White House in 2020. May these words inspire you to speak-up and be counted. Vote! Whether Trump is the hero or villain in your Hollywood story, for all of us, my hope is to foster a dialogue. Let's explore the comedy and tragedy of Donald Trump, his Administration, the Congress, and their policies as told through movie villains: Trumpzilla, TrumpFace, Trumpenstein, DarthTrump, the Grand Nagus, King Dong, the Grinch, Scrooge and others. You're not crazy! We're all feeling it-the Trump Effect. It'll take a bit of twisty logic, but we are not helpless or hopeless; we are Americans! It's time to get informed and get involved. It's time to spread the love and the light. We need a grassroots effort to make this a kinder, gentler world and that starts with each of us. Pick a chapter, pick a movie, pick an issue, pick a friend, and let the healing begin. Let Douchebag Wisdom guide you. And, for the love of the planet, get out and vote!

Download or read book Hot Chicks with Douchebags written by Jay Louis and published by Gallery Books. This book was released on 2008-07-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Greasy foreheads. Spiky frosted hair. Oiled-up faces dripping with Tag Body Shot spray. Armani Exchange T-shirts and rank cologne wafting off their backs like fetid pollen clouds as they pump their fists and attempt to grind into any hotties nearby. Young beauties oblivious to the hulking monstrosity clutching at their butts like snapping turtles on Red Bull. From sea to douchey sea, ours is a culture plagued by this festering blight. By the dark forces of über-douchebaggery. How did this happen? What can we do to confront the douchebag/hottie plague that rots our collective souls like boils sent by a wrathful and angry God? And how can you recover if you or your loved one is 'bag? Now, for the first time, there is an answer to those questions that haunt our collective will and sap our culture of any claim to societal advance: Why hottie/douchebaggery? Why now? And why are douche-faces so silly? In this book we dissect, analyze, contemplate and mock the rank douchescrotes that pollute our country's hottie supply on a daily basis. Every branch of the douche-tree will be examined. Every corner of our cultural rot will be exposed. And if we can lust after their hotties along the way, then all the better.

Download or read book Robin Batman 2021 2 written by Jeff Lemire and published by DC Comics. This book was released on 2021-12-14 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dick Grayson is struggling in his training to be Robin, and the Batman decides the young man needs a break…and takes him to meet the Justice League! In an awe-inspiring moment, he meets the World’s Greatest Heroes…and their sidekicks! Will these teen titans get along?

Download or read book The Studying Hours written by Sara Ney and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: CRUDE. ARROGANT. A**HOLE. No doubt about it, Sebastian 'Oz' Osborne is the university's most celebrated student athlete-and possibly the biggest douchebag. A walking, talking cliché, he has a filthy mouth, a fantastic body, and doesn't give a sh*t about what you or anyone else thinks. SMART. CLASSY. CONSERVATIVE. Make no mistake, Jameson Clarke may be the university's most diligent student-but she is no prude. Spending most of her time in the hallowed halls of the library, James is wary of pervs, jocks, and douchebags-and Oz Osborne is all three. She's smart, sarcastic-and not what he expected. EVERY DOUCHBAG HAS HIS WEAKNESS. He wants to be friends. He wants to spend time with her. He wants to drive her crazy. He wants... Her.

Download or read book The 10 Commandments of a Douchebag written by Honest Honey and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-08-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The 10 Commandments of a Douche Bag" is a satirical journey that delves into the quintessential traits and behaviors of today's most notorious characters. In this book, you'll uncover the ten sacred rules that every self-respecting douche bag lives by, from shameless self-promotion to unapologetic selfishness, no stone is left unturned. Disclaimer: This book is intended purely for entertainment. If you or anyone you know takes its content personally, perhaps a bit of introspection is in order. Remember, it's all in good fun! Perfect for fans of satire, humor, and anyone looking to enjoy a good laugh, "The 10 Commandments of a Douche Bag" is your go-to read for navigating the ridiculousness of modern-day douchebaggery. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and nod in knowing agreement. Grab your copy today and join the fun!

Download or read book The People v s Douchebag Smirky Boy written by John Damocles Smith and published by BookRix. This book was released on 2012-03-20 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Audience:- Mainly people between 16 and 25 or anyone who's a fan of manga-style humour. This is about a real douchebag and the high-school kids who fall victim to his pranks and obvious lies.

Download or read book The Rogers Littleton Guide to America s Douchiest Colleges written by H. L. Rogers and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2011-07-20 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The question isn't whether or not one will be a douchebag in college--the more pertinent question for prospective students is, "What kind of douchebag do you aspire to be?" Here to help is the only college guide to rank and recommend schools based on their level of douchiness.

Download or read book The Douche Journals written by Schmidt and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-09-18 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Before Jess was the new girl, there was Nick, Winston, Schmidt . . . and The Douchebag Jar. Originally devised to do nothing more than alter Schmidt's wardrobe, hairstyle, and personality, the Douchebag Jar has become an apartment-wide phenomenon, forever changing the way douche-like behavior is viewed, policed, and penalized. Compiled and annotated by Schmidt himself, The Douche Journals catalogs the jar's first years in existence. Every jar-worthy outfit, faux pas, and innuendo is captured exquisitely and for all time, transporting fans and scholars alike into the inner orbit of a master douche at the height of his powers. Comprehensive, unflinching, and fully illustrated, The Douche Journals delves deep into the annals of douchery.

Download or read book The Learning Hours written by Sara Ney and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-19 with total page 391 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: MY FRIENDS WANT ME TO GET LAID. So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus, in bold printed letters: Are you the lucky lady who's going to break our roommate's cherry? Him: socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner... The morons can't even spell. And the texts I've been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I'm not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one. THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF ATTENTION I WANT. One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can't bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white. However, after seeing her in person, I know she's not the girl for me. But my friends won't let up-they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: GIRLS DON'T WANT ME. Especially her.

Download or read book Random House Webster s Unabridged Dictionary written by Random House (Firm) and published by Random House Reference. This book was released on 2001 with total page 2230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Provides entries for over 315,000 words and phrases, and includes a list of new words.

Download or read book The Failing Hours written by Sara Ney and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-25 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zeke Daniels isn't just a douchebag; he's an asshole. A total and complete jerk, Zeke keeps people at a distance. He has no interest in relationships-most assholes don't. Dating? Being part of a couple? Nope. Not for him. He's never given any thought to what he wants in a girlfriend, because he's never had any intention of having one. Shit, he barely has a relationship with his family, and they're related; his own friends don't even like him. So why does he keep thinking about Violet DeLuca? Sweet, quiet Violet-his opposite in every sense of the word. The light to his dark, even her damn name sounds like rays of sunshine and happiness and shit. And that pisses him off, too.