Download or read book Who Flushed Granny Down the Toilet written by Andrew Collett and published by Kings England Press. This book was released on 2002-10-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who flushed Granny down the toilet? is one of those questions that you don't really expect an answer to. Not until Gran returns from her involuntary swim with the pongy eels in the main sewer, of course. Then she can tell you. But can she also tell you who put the bogies up your nose? No she can't, only Andrew Collett knows the answer to that one! This book is a collection of Collett's irreverent poems for children.
Download or read book Granny Dropped Her Chompers Down the Toilet written by Becci Murray and published by . This book was released on 2022-02-08 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Granny drops her chompers down the toilet, the whole family goes POSITIVELY POTTY as they fish for Gran's fangs in the pan. But the more they try, the more Granny cries and the more strange objects appear. Who will pull Granny's chewers back out from the sewers? Find out in this rib-tickling rhyming picture book from best-selling children's author Becci Murray. Share Granny Dropped Her Chompers Down the Toilet with the wonderful grannies and nannies in your life, and make some marvellously giggletastic memories today! Perfect for fans of: Julia Donaldson books Hairy Maclary Dr Seuss books Poo in the Zoo Giraffes Can't Dance Great for parents who are looking for: children's books to read aloud stories about grandparents funny picture books books that rhyme picture books for age 3 - 7 years
Download or read book Spacejackers written by Huw Powell and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "As a baby, Jake Cutler was separated from his family and left on the planet Remota, deep in the seventh solar system. Eleven years later, Jake carries a secret within himself that could change the entire universe. Jake must discover the truth about his past before he is hunted down and caught by ruthless space pirates"--
Download or read book Love is All Around written by Rae Davies and published by Lead Dog Books. This book was released on 2010-11-17 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Patsy Lee Clark knows what she wants “away from everything country. That is until Will Barnes rolls back into her life. This bad boy spent fourteen years making up for teenage mistakes. Now he "s ready for a fresh start. The harder Patsy tries to escape her roots, the more Will reminds her of what makes them special. Can Will convince Patsy they belong together or will she follow her dreams?
Download or read book Be It So written by Oma and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2017-07-13 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Be It So is a book about a common childhood in a communist country. It is about how the life was in a countryside with grandparents. This life had changed because of a trauma that she experienced in her life. Her life was turned upside down. She was disabled, and she had to adjust to how a disabled person lives. She had to go to a high school for physically disabled children.
Download or read book Little Red written by Jesse W. Workman and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2007-10 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a story about a small red headed boy whose father worked on the railroad during the depression. No electricity, no running water, outside toilets and no T.V. This story is fictional but similar events did occur. The names of people are fictitious, but some similar people actually did exist. No way did I allow telling the truth interfere with a good story. Most of the stories really happened, but some are figments of my imaginations. I was this little red headed boy and I hope you enjoy my childhood. Some of you may have done some of the same things. It was hard, but good. My name is J.W. Workman
Download or read book Love Is All Around written by Lori Devoti and published by Zebra Books. This book was released on 2005 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This latest entry in Zebra's Debut program is a novel about a small-town girl with big-time dreams who finds all of her wishes coming true when a former bad-boy-turned-Internet-mogul comes home and tries to win her heart. Original.
Download or read book The Black written by Mark Morris and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2024-05-03 with total page 441 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kate Nolan is a successful magazine editor with a loving husband, James, and a five-year-old son, Max. Her life couldn’t be more perfect—but one day she receives a phone call from James, which changes everything. Clearly distressed, James tells Kate to meet him at midnight outside the beach café once owned by her long-dead grandmother in the seaside town of Seahaven, where they both grew up. A strange request, made even more sinister by the fact that in recent weeks Seahaven has become prey to a serial killer who is targeting the local children. Kate keeps the midnight appointment, but instead of finding her husband and son, she finds herself drawn into an ever-tightening web of past misdeeds and long-buried secrets. As hopes for her missing family fade, Kate becomes involved in a desperate race against time. Where are her husband and son? Have they become the latest victims of the serial killer, who calls himself Dominic and seems to know her intimately? And what has all this to do with Kate’s childhood terror of the impenetrable darkness known as “the black”?
Download or read book The Way Back Home written by Allan Stratton and published by Random House. This book was released on 2017-05-04 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zoe Bird is going nowhere fast. She’s angry and lonely, and her only true friend is her granny, whose Alzheimer’s is worsening. When her parents put Granny in a home, Zoe decides now is the time to break free. She smuggles Granny out and together they hit the tracks on a cross-country trip to find Zoe’s long-lost uncle. But there will be some home truths along the way. . . An emotional story about family, surviving school and being true to yourself for fans of The Art of Being Normal and Unbecoming.
Download or read book Learning from Birmingham written by Julie Buckner Armstrong and published by University of Alabama Press. This book was released on 2023-05-22 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: " 'As Birmingham goes, so goes the nation,' Fred Shuttlesworth observed when he invited Martin Luther King Jr. to the city for the transformative protests of 1963. From the height of the civil rights movement through its long aftermath, the images of police dogs and fire hoses turned against protestors, and the four girls murdered when Ku Klux Klan members bombed the Sixteenth Street Baptist Church, made the city an uncomfortable racial mirror for the nation. But like many white people who came of age in the civil rights movement's wake, Julie Buckner Armstrong knew little about her hometown's history growing up with her single, working class mother in 1960s and 70s. It was only after moving away and discovering writers like Toni Morrison and Alice Walker that she began to realize that her hometown and her family were part of a larger story of racial injustice and struggle. In recent years, however, Birmingham has rebranded itself as a vibrant, diverse destination for civil rights heritage tourism. Former sites of violence have been transformed into a large moving National Park Service memorial complex that includes a museum, public art, churches, and multiple walking tours. But beyond the tourist map, one can see in Birmingham--just like Anytown, USA--a new Jim Crow reemerging in the place where the old one supposedly died. Returning home decades later to care for her aging mother, Shuttlesworth's admonition rang in her mind. By then an accomplished scholar and civil rights educator, Armstrong found herself pondering the lessons Birmingham has for America in the twenty-first century, where a 2014 Teaching Tolerance report characterized a common understanding of the civil rights movement in "two names and four words: Martin Luther King Jr, Rosa Parks, and 'I have a dream.'" Seeking to better understand her hometown's complicated history, its connection to other stories of oppression and resistance, and her own place in relation to it, Armstrong embarked on a journey to unravel the standard Birmingham narrative to see what she would find instead. Beginning at the center, with her family's arrival in 1947 in a neighborhood near the color line, within earshot of what would become known as Dynamite Hill, Armstrong works her way out in time and across the map. Pulling at strings and weaving in the personal stories of her white working-class family, classmates, and other local characters not traditionally associated with Birmingham's civil rights history, she expands the cast and forges connections between the stories that have been told about Birmingham as well as those that haven't. From a "funny" cousin whose closeted community was also targeted by Bull Conner's police force to an aunt who served on the jury that finally convicted Robert Chambliss of murdering Denise McNair, Armstrong combines intimate personal stories, archival research, and cultural geography to reframe the lessons of Birmingham through the intersections of race, class, gender, faith, education, culture, place, and mobility. The result is more than a pageant of Birmingham and its people; it's also a portrait of Birmingham rendered on the ground over time--as seen in old plantations, in segregated neighborhoods, across contested boundary lines, over mountains, along increasingly polluted waterways, under the gaze of Vulcan, beneath airport runways, on the highways cutting through and running out of town. In her search for truth and beauty in the veins of Birmingham, Armstrong draws on the powers of place and storytelling to dig into the cracks, complicating the easy narrative of Black triumph and overcoming. Among other discoveries found in the mirror, Armstrong finds a white America that, for too long, has failed to recognize itself in the horrific stories and symbols from Birmingham's past or accept the continuing inequalities from which it unfairly benefits. A literary scholar, Armstrong observes that "many of the best writings on civil rights and race relations describe racism as a wound, a poison, or a sickness--without offering easy prescriptions." Citing James Baldwin, Armstrong knows stories have the power to touch the human heart but warns that resistance to injustice only begins there. Once engaged, it is up to each of us to look again and consider what our stories really reveal about the world and ourselves. In "Learning From Birmingham," Armstrong reminds us that the stories of civil rights, structural oppression, privilege (whether intentional or unconscious), abuse, and inequity are difficult and complicated, but that their telling, especially from multiple stakeholder perspectives, is absolutely necessary"--
Download or read book First Person Imperfect written by Paul McComas and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2003 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First Person Imperfect To read these 19 stories is to become the confidant of 19 very different, very real people. Whether tagging along with one of the nine children who open their lives and hearts to you or accompanying one of the 10 adults struggling to let go or hang on or strike out in a new direction, you will find yourself quickly caught up in these characters' lives. If you crave deep connection with quirky, disarmingly genuine people, then you'll enjoy an in-person look at First Person Imperfect. "Original, emotional stories that pulse with angst and aspiration." -William Hart, novelist, author of Never Fade Away "These are stories where everyone wears their human-ness on their sleeve. Which is my favorite kind. On the page, and in real life." -cin salach, poet, author of Looking for A Soft Place to Land A portion of the proceeds from this book benefits Boys Hope/Girls Hope, a not-for-profit network of group homes for high-potential, at-risk Chicago-area youth. Go to www.boyshopegirlshope.org. Published with a grant from Northwestern University.
Download or read book The Sisters Grimm Tales from the Hood written by Michael Buckley and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2017-08-15 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Big Bad Wolf is on trial, and it’s up to the Sisters Grimm to clear his name in the sixth adventure in the New York Times–bestselling children’s series. In magical world of Ferryport Landing, everyone gets their day in court—even the Big Bad Wolf. Mr. Canis is put on trial for past crimes, and Mayor Heart’s kangaroo court is sure to find him guilty. It’s up to the Grimms to uncover evidence to save their friend, though Sabrina starts to wonder whether they would all be safer with the Wolf in jail. Despite her misgivings, Sabrina and her sister, Daphne, investigate what really happened in the Big Bad Wolf’s most famous tale—and the real story might bring long-awaited justice for more than just Mr. Canis! Reissued with new cover art, these anniversary editions of the beloved Sisters Grimm series are the perfect opportunity for old fans to revisit the Grimm family’s adventures and for new readers to discover the magic of the series.
Download or read book The Mystery of the Magic Toilet written by Pungence and published by . This book was released on 2018-09-02 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Amazing Frog is back! Swindon's favorite resident is always seeking out exciting new adventures, but when the Amazing Frog is called upon to solve an unusual emergency on the moon, little does he know it's the start of his craziest escapade yet. The most important moon worm of all time has gone missing, and it looks like it's up to the Amazing Frog to find out where he's gone. And when the space ants decide they want to send along one of their representatives to "help" the Amazing Frog in his quest, things only get stranger. Aided by his trusty pal Pig Newton, the Amazing Frog must draw on all his weapons, contraptions, and-above all-wits to find the missing moon worm before it's too late. When clues begin pointing to a mysterious magic toilet-that appeared out of nowhere in Swindon one day, and seems to have awesome transformative powers-the Amazing Frog realizes that all may not be as it seems, and that strange dangers will stand between him and the missing moon worm.As the Amazing Frog makes his way through a world of fun puzzles and challenges, he encounters old friends (or in some cases "frenemies") like Joke Frog and Megalodon, and interesting new adversaries like Red Megalodon. He also learns more than he ever wanted to know about the nuanced relations between moon worms and space ants! But will he rescue the missing moon worm in time to avert disaster? You'll have to read on to find out! Fans of Pungence and the Amazing Frog are sure to enjoy this rollicking adventure for readers of all ages!
Download or read book Jesus Jacinto and Granny s Bottom written by Brenda Duncan Johns and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2013-04 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When I was fifteen years old, I married the boy that I had fallen in love with when I was just thirteen. Gerald was the only boy I ever truly loved, and after we married, we had to leave our little "ghost town" of Jacinto and move to Kenosha, Wisconsin, to make a living. I had never been more than twenty-five miles from home until then. My parents raised me in the Methodist religion, but after moving to Kenosha, I quit church completely and went deep into sin. The nightlife in the juke joints really got a hold of me, and I was lured into a life I never thought I'd live. I found out that that kind of life only leads to despair and heartbreak, and I began to wonder if God was real. Would He help a poor sinner like me? What life had in store for me proved that God is real and that He gave his only son, Jesus, so that I could have everlasting life. On my journey to find this truth, I've seen the good, the bad, and the ugly in religion. I've seen false prophets, cults, and self-loving preachers. Come walk with me on my journey. I think in the end, you will have to agree with an old Baptist preacher who once said, "I do believe that old gal is real for God!"
Download or read book Storyverse and the Greenhills Memory written by William Stone Greenhill and published by William Stone Greenhill. This book was released on with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let me cut right to the chase with this one, William loses his memory at the hands of Tessa's future grandmother, and the group get lost in a snowstorm in a terrifying field of snow monsters. Thankfully they are stranded with a space born brother and sister but a plot to steal the rings of everything is afoot! Not to mention Williams without his memory and Tessa has to fly a time ship blind. Things are heating up in the storyverse and there there heading to an eruption! What will happen next?
Download or read book Lone Star Lawless 14 Texas Tales of Crime written by Kaye George and published by Wildside Press LLC. This book was released on 2018-07-03 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everything is bigger in Texas, including the crimes! Join the award-winning Austin Mystery Writers and friends as they explore the dark side of the Lone Star State. These thirteen talented authors penned fourteen tales of cowboys and criminals, girlfriends and grifters, morticians, motel clerks, and even a big, bad wolf! Lone Star Lawless includes stories by the Austin Mystery Writers: Gale Albright, V.P. Chandler, Kaye George, Laura Oles, and Kathy Waller. The friends who contributed are: Alexandra Burt, Janice Hamrick, Scott Montgomery, Mark Pryor, Terry Shames, Larry D. Sweazy, George Wier, and Manning Wolfe.
Download or read book Banner written by Allan St. James and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2002-08-25 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Banner, the central story in the novel with the same name, the two towering forces in Scott Godfrey's life, his brother Lance and his father Buddy, have collapsed at their foundations in separate road accidents three years apart. Now, a light from the present reveals the story of one man's bittersweet crusade against an infidel who appears no saint. Set against the beautiful backdrop of South Central Kentucky and rural Arkansas, Allan St. James tells the tragic story of one Kentucky clan but also of the redemption available through the bonds of blood.
