Download or read book When You Fart You May Poop On Your Shadow written by Golden Paul and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-29 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HUMOROUS GIFT - HILARIOUS STUFF - JOKING COLOURING BOOK - PERFECT FOR ALL AGES ! - CHILDREN - ADULTS - You know that feeling when you just had wanted to fart and you did but you know what have happened next;-) Want to buy something UNIQUE and SPECIAL for your kids, friends or colleagues ? Necessary relax after a long day ? Need a good laugh with your family ? Good news ! All of the above you can achieve with this coloring book;-) Click the cover to reveal what's inside! About this book: ✓ 40 full pages drawings of different kind of characters, magical creatures, cute animals, funny monsters who farts and poops on their shadows, ✓ Printed on high quality solid white paper, ✓ The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, ✓ Second pages are "Practice Pages" in case you want to add or note someting, ✓ Easily color with crayons, colored pencils or colored pens, ✓ Beautiful designs appropriate for all ages. Do not Hesitate ! Put a SMILE on your LOVED ONES faces ! Scroll up and BUY NOW !
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Download or read book Shadow Migration written by Suzanne Ohlmann and published by U of Nebraska Press. This book was released on 2022-03 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With her feet firmly rooted on the plains of Nebraska, Suzanne Ohlmann launches the reader into flight over miles and decades of migration: from an apple-pie childhood in America's Fourth of July City to the dirt floors of a cowshed in rural India, we zigzag across time and geography to see the world through Ohlmann's eyes and to discover with her the pain she'd been avoiding through her boomerang travels away from her native home. Through incarnations as a musician, arts manager, and registered nurse, Ohlmann finally lands in Texas, buys a house, and gets a dog. But her house is haunted, and so is she. In the dark solitude of Ohlmann's basement the vision of a dead child presents her with a harrowing choice: she can go home to Nebraska and seek the truth of her biological past, or, like the boy, surrender to the depths of her own darkness. With honesty, compassion, and a sense of humor, Ohlmann recounts her tenacious search into the shadows of her life.
Download or read book How Loud Can You Burp written by Glenn Murphy and published by Flash Point. This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How loud can your average middle-grader burp? Parents, librarians, and innocent bystanders are about to find out. This follow-up to the equally alluring WHY IS SNOT GREEN? tackles more of life's burning questions, many submitted by real-life ten-year-olds Could we use animal poop to make electricity? What's the world's deadliest disease? Why is your mother turning green? Part silly, part serious, and a big part scatological, HOW LOUD CAN YOU BURP? is destined for greatness and grossness.
Download or read book Legend of Immortal Illusion written by Hu Liqun and published by Sellene Chardou. This book was released on with total page 1106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is a small tea stall in the corner of the street. A haggard woman asks to boil tea. There are several small tables outside the tea stall, and a young man with fine eyes is greeting guests quickly.
Download or read book John Dies at the End written by Jason Pargin and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2009-09-29 with total page 479 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: John Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town--and the world--from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions. Now a Major Motion Picture. "[Pargin] is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King... 'page-turner' is an understatement." —Don Coscarelli, director, Phantasm I-V, Bubba Ho-tep STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me. The important thing is this: The sauce is a drug, and it gives users a window into another dimension. John and I never had the chance to say no. You still do. I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: None of this was my fault.
Download or read book Hysteria Perversion and Paranoia in The Canterbury Tales written by Becky Renee McLaughlin and published by Walter de Gruyter GmbH & Co KG. This book was released on 2020-07-20 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beginning with the spectacle of hysteria, moving through the perversions of fetishism, masochism, and sadism, and ending with paranoia and psychosis, this book explores the ways that conflicts with the Oedipal law erupt on the body and in language in Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, for Chaucer’s tales are rife with issues of mastery and control that emerge as conflicts not only between authority and experience but also between power and knowledge, word and flesh, rule books and reason, man and woman, same and other – conflicts that erupt in a macabre sprawl of broken bones, dismembered bodies, cut throats, and decapitations. Like the macabre sprawl of conflict in the Canterbury Tales, this book brings together a number of conflicting modes of thinking and writing through the surprising and perhaps disconcerting use of “shadow” chapters that speak to or against the four “central” chapters, creating both dialogue and interruption.
Download or read book Pure Dead Magic written by Debi Gliori and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2002-08-13 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Things are not right at the Strega-Borgia castle. Signor Luciano Strega-Borgia has been kidnapped. Signora Baci Strega-Borgia is struggling with her spells at the Advanced Witchcraft Institute.Titus and Pandora don’t like their suspiciously cheerful and fearless new nanny. Baby Damp has been accidentally shrunk, e-mailed, and lost on the World Wide Web. And to top it off, there’s a gangster in a bunny suit lurking about. . . . This seriously over-the-top, gothic romp is sure to have readers clamoring for the next Strega-Borgia adventure.
Download or read book The Percy Jackson and the Olympians Book Three Titan s Curse written by Rick Riordan and published by Disney-Hyperion. This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this third book of the acclaimed series, Percy and his friends are escorting two new half-bloods safely to camp when they are intercepted by a manticore and learn that the goddess Artemis has been kidnapped.
Download or read book The Last Shadow written by Orson Scott Card and published by Tor Books. This book was released on 2021-11-16 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Orson Scott Card's The Last Shadow is the long-awaited conclusion to both the original Ender series and the Ender's Shadow series, as the children of Ender and Bean solve the great problem of the Ender Universe—the deadly virus they call the descolada, which is incurable and will kill all of humanity if it is allowed to escape from Lusitania. One planet. Three sapient species living peacefully together. And one deadly virus that could wipe out every world in the Starways Congress, killing billions. Is the only answer another great Xenocide? At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Download or read book This Book Is Full of Spiders written by David Wong and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fan favorite Wong takes readers to a whole new level with this blistering sequel to the cult sensation "John Dies at the End," soon to be a movie starring Paul Giamatti.
Download or read book Legacy written by Nora Roberts and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2022-05-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times bestselling author Nora Roberts presents Legacy, a new novel of a mother and a daughter, of ambition and romance, and of a traumatic past reawakened by a terrifying threat... Adrian Rizzo was seven when she met her father for the first time. That was the day he nearly killed her—before her mother, Lina, stepped in. Soon after, Adrian was dropped off at her grandparents’ house in Maryland, where she spent a long summer drinking lemonade, playing with dogs, making a new best friend—and developing the stirrings of a crush on her friend’s ten-year-old brother. Lina, meanwhile, traveled the country promoting her fitness brand and turning it into a billion-dollar business. There was no point in dwelling on the past. A decade later, Adrian has created her own line of yoga and workout videos, following in Lina’s footsteps but intent on maintaining creative control. And she’s just as cool-headed and ambitious as her mother. They aren’t close, but they’re cordial—as long as neither crosses the other. But while Lina dismisses the death threats that Adrian starts getting as a routine part of her daughter’s growing celebrity, Adrian can’t help but find the vicious rhymes unsettling. Year after year, they keep arriving—the postmarks changing, but the menacing tone the same. They continue after she returns to Maryland and becomes reacquainted with Raylan, her childhood crush, all grown up and as gorgeously green-eyed as ever. Sometimes it even seems like the terrifying messages are indeed routine, like nothing will come of them. Until the murders start, and the escalation begins...
Download or read book The Books of Farth written by Stefan Joy and published by one jolly goose. This book was released on with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Fisa and her best friends Fing and Furz discover an orphaned baby belch named Rapa, they set out on a fart-tastic journey to return her to her homeland of Burpia. There's just one problem: the kingdoms of Farth and Burpia have been sworn enemies since the Great Schism. Undeterred, these three fartastic friends vow to reunite Rapa with her family, braving dangers, enemies, and their own uncertainties. Dodging nefarious villains, overcoming prejudices, and learning powerful life lessons, Fisa and her crew discover that friendship and bravery can overcome any obstacle - even when it stands between you and your next meal (looking at you, Furz). Along with the elderly savant Fis Fisson and Ol' Full, a legendary hero whose secrets run deeper than his scent, the gang must outwit the evil Prime Winddister Bezdalius before his sinister plot plunges Farth into ruin. From the smelly backstreets of Tush City to the majestic halls of the Winddy Fartle, this hilarious romp through the magical world of Farth overflows with humor and heart. When lives and kingdoms are at stake, farts ring out across the land in an epic battle between good and evil. Will Fisa and friends save the realm? Or will the winds of change blow the wrong way? The Books of Farth infuses the fantasy genre with a fresh new scent. Mysteries and surprises await within its pages, where friendship and bravery trump even the most powerful toots. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll plug your nose and dive into this fart-filled adventure full of magic and wonder. Because when it comes to fantasy epics, this story is a real gas! Perfect for: - Fans of epic fantasy adventures overflowing with humor, heart, and imagination - Young readers seeking a funny, engaging story they can really connect with - Anyone looking for a clever and absurdist take on the fantasy genre With unforgettable characters, nonstop action, and cutting wit, The Books of Farth is a mythical adventure that proves friendship and bravery can overcome anything - even a kingdom full of farts! Dive in today and discover why this fartastic book will leave you breathless for more. Just make sure to crack a window first!
Download or read book The Little Book of Toilet Jokes written by Sid Finch and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2018-09-13 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away! Full to the brim with obscene one-liners, gross-out gags and smutty shenanigans, this book should be your number one – and number two – choice for lav-based laughs.
Download or read book ULYSSES Modern Classics Series written by James Joyce and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2024-01-10 with total page 708 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This carefully crafted ebook: "ULYSSES (Modern Classics Series)" is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents. Ulysses is a modernist novel by Irish writer James Joyce. It is considered to be one of the most important works of modernist literature, and has been called "a demonstration and summation of the entire movement". Ulysses chronicles the peripatetic appointments and encounters of Leopold Bloom in Dublin in the course of an ordinary day, 16 June 1904. Ulysses is the Latinised name of Odysseus, the hero of Homer's epic poem Odyssey, and the novel establishes a series of parallels between its characters and events and those of the poem (the correspondence of Leopold Bloom to Odysseus, Molly Bloom to Penelope, and Stephen Dedalus to Telemachus). Joyce divided Ulysses into 18 chapters or "episodes". At first glance much of the book may appear unstructured and chaotic; Joyce once said that he had "put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant", which would earn the novel "immortality". James Joyce (1882-1941) was an Irish novelist and poet, considered to be one of the most influential writers in the modernist avant-garde of the early 20th century. Joyce is best known for Ulysses, the short-story collection Dubliners, and the novels A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man and Finnegans Wake.
Download or read book The Depraved Dances of Taram Zhod written by Stanley Bruce Carter and published by Gypsy Shadow Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-09 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Taram Zhod is one of the hottest dancers on the planet, and he has millions of female fans. But two of them are a royal pain—Queen Gelydia and Queen Scaldera. Each one claims to be the rightful ruler of the United Realms of Mariga and both are desperate to win public approval, using any means necessary. Hoping to score a propaganda coup, Scaldera orders her soldiers to kidnap Taram and bring him down South for a command performance, but Gelydia sends her own army to intercept them, vowing that Taram will dance to HER tune instead. Taram has no desire to be a pawn in a civil war, but with two sets of soldiers on his trail, as well as alien gangsters, foreign assassins and absinthe-guzzling socialites, he'll really have to keep on his toes if he hopes to stay one step ahead of them all.
Download or read book Weapon Spirit written by Li Donghao and published by Sellene Chardou. This book was released on with total page 2897 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Squatting in the corner, washing a bowl full of chopsticks, the teenager looked blankly at the emaciated mother being bossed around as a servant.
