Download or read book Here Comes the Pun 315 Jokes for Kids written by Tinybeans and published by Fivestar. This book was released on 2023-03-21 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You love (groan) dad jokes and you actually love mom jokes, but kids are natural comedians! Why not encourage them to get punny with these kid-approved quips that require little to no explanation from parents? Whether it’s a joke a day for the kids, lunchbox jokes for every day or clean jokes to tell to kids, don’t be surprised when the comedy sketch goes beyond today! Scroll down for corny jokes and silly jokes, many of which have been sent to us by kid-readers (like you!).

Download or read book The Big Book of Belly Laugh Jokes Riddles and Puns for Kids written by Sky Pony Editors and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-11-01 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here is a huge compendium of laugh-out-loud jokes that will let boys and girls entertain themselves and their friends for hours and hours. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it’s two-tired. What did one toilet say to the other? You look a tad flushed. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck! Which month has 28 days? They all do! Can a frog jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course, the Empire State Building Can’t Jump What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssstory. The Big Book of Belly Laugh Jokes, Riddles, and Puns for Kids is filled to the brim with both classic and original jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Written to meet the unquenchable needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 700 hilarious zingers. This unique volume is complemented by silly line drawings created by talented illustrator Bethany Straker. Its seemingly endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun to little ones.

Download or read book The Super Fun Joke Book written by Ivy Finnegan and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2021-06-01 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why was the little iceberg just like his dad? Because he was a chip off the cold block! Kids of all ages love silly gags and puns and this huge collection of original and classic jokes makes a perfect gift for all children! Over 900 eye-wateringly funny gags are included, featuring wickedly funny one-lines, knock-knock jokes, puns, spoof film and book titles and much more. In reading and telling the jokes, kids will pick up cultural references as well as improve their reading comprehension and verbal skills. The doodle-style illustrations will also tickle readers' funny bones. A great gift for the entire family to enjoy!

Download or read book The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids written by Carole Roman and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-08-27 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Discover more than 800 silly jokes for kids in this hilarious kids joke book Reading jokes can tickle your funny bone AND help boost reading skills. The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids is chock-full of knock-knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, and puns you can share with your friends and family for hours and hours of laughing! Funny facts and illustrations—Find some very silly illustrations that match the jokes, and fun trivia about the joke topics—did you know that elephants can't jump? Beginner joke-writing tips—This joke book for kids explains how setups and punchlines works and includes tips and exercises to help you write your own jokes. Take jokes anywhere—Bring this book on road trips, plane trips, and more so you can have fun everywhere you go. Give the gift of laughter—Whether it's a birthday gift, a stocking stuffer, an Easter basket stuffer, or a present for any occasion, this book makes an educational and hilarious gift for every kid who loves to laugh! The perfect joke book for kids of all ages, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids promises to keep the young readers entertained and amused.

Download or read book Knock Knock Olive You written by Brenda Ponnay and published by Xist Publishing. This book was released on 2021-01-20 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love through Laughter! Let someone know how much you care about them on Valentine's Day or any other with an illustrated joke from Brenda Ponnay. Knock Knock, Olive You! is filled with funny jokes for kids celebrating love for each other. Each page features one illustrated joke. Here's a silly sample: What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses. Knock Knock, Olive You! is part of the Illustrated Jokes series from Brenda Ponnay. Other titles include: Fart-tastic Too School for Cool Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In! Knock Knock, Blub Blub!

Download or read book Jokes for Kids written by Frederick Holiday and published by Frederick Holiday. This book was released on 2021-07-29 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Clean humor for kids and family fun.

Download or read book 101 Silly Valentine s Day Jokes for Kids written by Editors of Ulysses Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-01-02 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 101 Silly Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids is filled with funny knock-knocks, lighthearted puns, and delightful gut-busters that kids will love reading, sharing, and telling. Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's all about celebrating Valentine’s Day! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like: Why did the silly boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Because they are very scentimental. Where did Mr. Cow take Mrs. Cow on a Valentine’s Day date? To the Moooovies! A poem for Valentine's Day: Roses are red, poppies are red, The grass is red, Oh no! My yard is on fire! What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say? I wub you! . . . .And many more!

Download or read book The Huge Hysterical Never Terrible Book of Jokes for Kids written by Carole P. Roman and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2024-10-15 with total page 472 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get silly as you practice problem-solving with 2,000 riddles and jokes for kids of all ages! Are you ready for hours of entertainment, guaranteed to make you laugh and tease your brain? Then you've come to the right place, because this book of jokes is a giant combination of THREE popular joke books for kids. Inside, you'll discover tons of silly fun that will engage your imagination, cultivate your creative thinking skills, and have you howling with hysterics! This huge 3-in-1 collection includes: The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: This beloved bestseller is packed with knee-slapping knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, and more! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2: Keep the fun going with even more clean and corny jokes for the whole family. Tricky Riddles for Kids: Put your brain to the test with a collection of silly riddles that get more challenging as you go. How many can you solve? Sharpen your skills and have a blast with The Huge, Hysterical, Never Terrible Book of Jokes for Kids!

Download or read book Reader s Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids written by Reader's Digest and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where does a king keep his armies?... ...In his sleevies! Do you have a budding comedian on your hands? Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter. Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud. Also includes illustrations and cartoons for extra giggles. Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Boo hoo! ...Boo hoo who? Aww, don't cry--it's just a joke! Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Olive. ...Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it! What do you call an old snowman? ...Water! Which dinosaur knew the most words? ...The thesaurus! What do you call a fish with no eyes? ...fsh! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones! Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed! Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

Download or read book Indoor Games for Kids written by Frederick Holiday and published by Frederick Holiday. This book was released on 2021-07-29 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Indoor games for kids. * Keep your kids amused with fun indoor games.

Download or read book What s A Ghoul to Do written by Victoria Laurie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-04-03 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: M.J., her partner Gilley, and their client, the wealthy, de-lish Dr. Steven Sable, are at his family's lodge, where his grandfather allegedly jumped to his death from the roof-although Sable says it was foul play. But the patriarch's isn't the only ghost around. The place is lousy with souls, all with something to get off their ghoulish chests. Now M.J. will have to to quell the clamor-and listen for a voice with the answers...

Download or read book Halloween Books for kids written by and published by Pamela Mendizabal. This book was released on 2024-10-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Halloween jokes book for kids is packed with spook-tacular fun, filled with laugh-out-loud, kid-friendly jokes that are more silly than scary! Perfect for young readers, it offers a collection of funny riddles, puns, and playful Halloween humor featuring all your favorite spooky characters—like ghosts, witches, vampires, and pumpkins.

Download or read book Demons Are a Ghoul s Best Friend written by Victoria Laurie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-03-04 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Victoria Laurie's ghoulishly great follow-up to What's a Ghoul to Do? in her new Ghost Hunter Mystery series Northelm Boarding School on Lake Placid has the worst bully of all-a demon by the name of Hatchet Jack. M.J. Holliday, along with her partners Gilley and the handsome Dr. Steven Sable, are ready to send him back to the portal from whence he came. The school's summer construction, an uncooperative dean, and the very tempting Dr. Delicious are all trying to distract M.J. from her ghost hunting. But with a demonic disturbance as great as Hatchet Jack, she must focus and show no mercyto send him to detention for an eternity-in hell.

Download or read book Demons Are a Ghoul s Best Friend written by Victoria Laurie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-03-04 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Victoria Laurie's ghoulishly great follow-up to What's a Ghoul to Do? in her new Ghost Hunter Mystery series Northelm Boarding School on Lake Placid has the worst bully of all-a demon by the name of Hatchet Jack. M.J. Holliday, along with her partners Gilley and the handsome Dr. Steven Sable, are ready to send him back to the portal from whence he came. The school's summer construction, an uncooperative dean, and the very tempting Dr. Delicious are all trying to distract M.J. from her ghost hunting. But with a demonic disturbance as great as Hatchet Jack, she must focus and show no mercyto send him to detention for an eternity-in hell.

Download or read book What a Ghoul Wants written by Victoria Laurie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-12-24 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: M. J. Holliday has the unusual ability to talk to the dead. But when it comes to a vengeful ghost and a mysterious drowning, this time she may be in over her head…. THAT SINKING FEELING Kidwella Castle in northern Wales is rumored to be haunted by a deadly ghost—the Grim Widow, who allegedly drowns unsuspecting guests in the castle’s moat. Not long after M. J. and her crew arrive at the castle to film their ghost-hunting cable TV show, Ghoul Getters, two new victims are added to the Widow’s grisly roster. Fear ripples through the castle, especially when it’s discovered that the victims may have had help into their watery graves from the land of the living. The local inspector suspects father-son serial killers, but M. J. thinks that theory is all wet. To catch the true culprit she will need to dive deep into the castle’s past and bring some long buried secrets to the surface.

Download or read book Ghouls Gone Wild written by Victoria Laurie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-03-02 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New in the national bestselling series Psychic M.J. Holliday finds herself in a witchy situation... When M.J. and her friends travel to a small town near Edinburgh, Scotland, to film the first installment of their new cable TV show Ghoul Getters, they find plenty of spooky action in a series of supposedly haunted caverns. But when they discover the body of a maintenance worker, the cause of death is reminiscent of an old legend involving a witch's wrath...

Download or read book What s a Ghoul to Do written by Victoria Laurie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-04-03 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: M.J., her partner Gilley, and their client, the wealthy, de-lish Dr. Steven Sable, are at his family's lodge, where his grandfather allegedly jumped to his death from the roof-although Sable says it was foul play. But the patriarch's isn't the only ghost around. The place is lousy with souls, all with something to get off their ghoulish chests. Now M.J. will have to to quell the clamor-and listen for a voice with the answers...