Download or read book Wacky Wedding written by Elissa Snow and published by . This book was released on 1990 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Jamie discovers that kids under ten are not invited to her cousin's wedding, she decides to crash the wedding as an invisible guest.

Download or read book The Wacky Wedding written by Pamela Duncan Edwards and published by Hyperion. This book was released on 1999-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An alphabetical ant wedding, attended by the other animals, is beset by various disasters.

Download or read book Love Monkey written by Edward Monkton and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2011-11-24 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SPECIAL PRICE FOR A LIMITED TIME Edward Monkton’s surprisingly philosophical take on all aspects of love, life and happiness have made Monkton’s drawings stylish collectors’ items and a mark of good taste year in, year out. Another offering from the bestselling author.

Download or read book Always a Bridesmaid For Hire written by Jen Glantz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-02-07 with total page 283 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the tradition of Sloane Crosley, Mindy Kaling, and Katie Heaney, a hilarious and insightful memoir about one New York City millennial’s journey to find herself, her dream career, and true love, all while juggling a truly unique job as the world’s only professional bridesmaid. After moving to New York City in her mid-twenties to pursue her dream of writing—and not living on the “Upper East Side” of her parents’ house anymore—Jen Glantz looked forward to a future of happy hours and Sunday brunches with her besties. What she got instead were a string of phone calls that began with, “Jen, I have something exciting to tell you!” and ended with, “I’d be honored if you would be my bridesmaid.” At first she was delighted, but it wasn’t long before she realized two things: all of her assets were tied up in bridesmaid dresses, and she herself was no closer to finding The One. She couldn't do much about the second thing (though her mother would beg to differ), but she could about the first. One (slightly tipsy) night, Jen posted an ad on Craigslist advertising her services as a professional bridesmaid. When she woke up the next morning, it had gone viral. What began as a half-joke suddenly turned into a lifetime of adventure for Jen–and more insight into the meaning of love than she was getting from OKCupid—as she walked down the aisle at stranger after stranger’s wedding. Fresh, funny, and surprisingly sweet, Always a Bridesmaid (For Hire) is an entertaining reminder that even if you don’t have everything together, you can still be a total boss—or, at the very least, a BFF to another girl in need.

Download or read book Laughing All the Way to the Altar A Collection of Funny and Hard to Believe Wedding Stories Based on Actual Events written by Joann Moore and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2018-09-16 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Smiles and tears of joy stream down her face as the bride is escorted down the aisle on her wedding day. This is where heart-felt vows are exchanged witnessed by friends and families, and where couples are well on their way to their "Happily Ever After." Well, we can dream, can't we? Professional Wedding Planners, JoAnn Moore and Mindy Marino have planned hundreds of successful and fabulous weddings. They have worked with engaged couples, mothers and fathers of couples, overzealous guests (some invited and some not) and some church officials that forced head scratching challenges, off the charts crazy behavior but leaving a wake of humor behind. With large sums of money spent, the coming together of families who might be meeting for the first time, and high expectations for perfection, it's as close to the Bermuda Triangle as you might want to get. Enjoy the experiences and stories of these professional wedding planners as they take you on a journey of fabulous, funny and sometimes unbelievable events. The book, based on actual events, will take you down the aisle in style, tradition and with laughter at things that go wrong. Somehow, they always seem to save the day from disaster in spite of the interactions with their odd and quirky clients and guests. In the end, and despite the mishaps, they always found the humor and the joy in the day of celebration when two people come together as husband and wife.

Download or read book A Lovely Love Story written by Edward Monkton and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2006-12 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this gift book for special occasions, two friends realize they fit together perfectly and discover that differences shouldn't be an obstacle to loving each other.

Download or read book Your Personal Penguin written by Sandra Boynton and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2006-09-25 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your Personal Penguin is an irrepressible, read-aloud, listen-along favorite for young children and the grown-ups who read to them. Fun to hold, the book tells the story of a slightly bewildered hippo and the loyal penguin who wants nothing more than to be his pal: Now, lots of other penguins seem to be fine in a universe of nothing but ice. But if I could be yours, and you could be mine, Our cozy little world would be twice as nice. I want to be Your Personal Penguin. The original song "Your Personal Penguin," sung by Davy Jones of The Monkees, is available for download.

Download or read book Offbeat Bride written by Ariel Meadow Stallings and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2010-02-23 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Previous ed. entitled: Offbeat bride: taffeta-free alternatives for independent brides, 2007.

Download or read book Planet Wedding written by Sandra Choron and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2010 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A meticulously researched bouquet of more than 300 fascinating, informative, and always entertaining lists on all things nuptial, this fully-illustrated guide offers a unique compendium for anyone who is getting married or planning a wedding.

Download or read book Married AF written by Jen Wiggins and published by Sourcebooks. This book was released on 2021-04-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Married AF: A Funny Marriage Guide for the Newlywed or Bride is the perfect gift for brides who live in the real world, where the realities of marriage are silly, exasperating, and infuriatingly funny. Full of familiar scenarios and pop culture references, even Grandma will appreciate its real take on topics from peeing in the wedding dress to aging gracefully with your other half. This beautifully illustrated book concludes with a useful twist by providing a gift register and space for friends and family to write encouraging words of advice and messages for the couple, making it the perfect keepsake. This is THE book to give if you're wondering what to get for a bridal shower gift, bachelorette party, engagement party, or wedding gift for brides.

Download or read book 1000 Best Wedding Bargains written by Sharon Naylor and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2004-10-01 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the DIY bride, the cost-conscious couple, the newly engaged, and the ready to walk down the aisle, find 1,000 bargains to help you organize the wedding of your dreams! With tips and tricks to help you budget for the big day, wedding expert Sharon Naylor assists brides and grooms in finding cost-saving options that won't break the bank. From secrets to stretching your dollar from floral industry insiders to finding a location that won't cost a fortune, this guide will show you: Creative serving tricks to cut your food bill Save up to 85% on designer wedding gowns Plan ahead to save on last minute expenses 63 unique favors that won't break the bank Cut expenses without cutting corners on your photos Elegant centerpieces for under $20 And more! This timeless organizer has all the inspiring ideas to help you budget for the wedding of your dreams!

Download or read book Your Wedding Your Way written by Sharon Naylor and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-11-18 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wedding experts agree: Today’s bride and groom want a wedding that reflects who they are—without regard to tradition, convention, or in-laws. This guide shows you how to: Break with tradition—on a budget! Present nontraditional ideas to parents and grandparents Build in time for visiting friends and family Incorporate shared passions into the ceremony Use elbow grease and inventiveness for a DIY wedding Deal with vendors and suppliers You will identify ways you can express your individuality during your wedding celebration, from rehearsal dinner to the morning-after brunch. The memories you take away will be of a ceremony celebrating your love—your uniqueness as a couple.

Download or read book The Nerdiest Wimpiest Dorkiest I Funny Ever written by James Patterson and published by jimmy patterson. This book was released on 2018-05-07 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After winning a national funny-kid competition and starring in his own TV show, kid comic Jamie Grimm is out to conquer the world—with laughter, of course! Comedian Jamie Grimm can't help feeling like he's reached the top. But now he's taking his fame and fortune to international levels by competing in the upcoming world kid comic contest! Will Jamie prove that he's the funniest kid on earth—or does he stand (or sit!) to lose his crown? Hilarious, moving, and thoughtful, this richly illustrated #1 bestseller is perfect for kids who love to laugh.

Download or read book A Practical Wedding written by Meg Keene and published by Da Capo Lifelong Books. This book was released on 2019-12-17 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A companion to the popular website APracticalWedding.com and A Practical Wedding Planner, A Practical Wedding helps you sort through the basics to create the wedding you want -- without going broke or crazy in the process. After all, what really matters on your wedding day is not so much how it looked as how it felt. In this refreshing guide, expert Meg Keene shares her secrets to planning a beautiful celebration that reflects your taste and your relationship. You'll discover: The real purpose of engagement (hint: it's not just about the planning) How to pinpoint what matters most to you and your partner DIY-ing your wedding: brilliant or crazy? How to communicate decisions to your family Why that color-coded spreadsheet is actually worth it Wedding Zen can be yours. Meg walks you through everything from choosing a venue to writing vows, complete with stories and advice from women who have been in the trenches: the Team Practical brides. So here's to the joyful wedding, the sensible wedding, the unbelievably fun wedding! A Practical Wedding is your complete guide to getting married with grace.

Download or read book The Wedding Procession of the Rag Doll and the Broom Handle and Who Was in It written by Carl Sandburg and published by Courier Dover Publications. This book was released on 2017-07-18 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Originally published: New York: Harcourt, Brace & World, Inc., 1922.

Download or read book Wedding Season written by Robyn Neeley and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-06-27 with total page 2867 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wedded bliss or marriage misery? Forever simply doesn’t have the right ring to it for these ten couples … until love unexpectedly leads them strolling down the aisle. With tuxes and trains, turmoil and tenderness, this collection is just in time for readers ready to tie the knot. Holiday Wedding: Weddings are bad luck for Drew Cannon. After being dumped by his own fiancée a year ago, he ran off to tend to the family toy-making business in Tokyo. Now he’s returned home for the holidays and is forced to team up with his ex to plan last-minute nuptials for his twin brother. Will working together mend and reunite their broken hearts? The Confection Connection: Baker Carly Piper’s only way to save her bakery is to partner with her rival from a TV reality show to produce a wedding cake for a wealthy bride. Is this a half-baked proposal, or will love be the icing on the cake? Battling the Best Man: Dr. Kory Flemming can’t say no to returning home for her best friend’s wedding. Trouble is, Will Mitchell, her high school rival, is the best man, and he’s up to his usual flirtatious tricks. Can they set aside their rocky past to make a new future together? Bride by the Book: Small-town Arkansas attorney Garner Holt badly needs an assistant to sort out his cluttered office, but he didn’t expect a super-secretary like Miss Angelina Brownwood. She’s perfect until an online search reveals a flaw: Angelina isn’t a secretary. But does her secret mean he can’t make this unique woman his for life? An Inconvenient Love: To expand his real estate business, Luca Castellioni needs an English-speaking secretary and a wife, so he strikes a bargain with pretty stranger Sophia Stevens. Soon, he wants more marriage and not so much convenience in their agreement. Too bad his new wife has reconstructed her own life without him. Naked Truth: Special Agent Jack Boudreaux is a man who’s always looking for a good time—what better place for a pick up than a wedding? That’s fine with Kennedy St. George, whose ex-husband burned her emotionally and financially. But when Jack’s FBI assignment sends him undercover at a male strip club in her city, their one-night stand becomes a distracting and dangerous affair. The Bull Rider’s Manager: When rodeo rider manager Barb Carico indulges in a little Las Vegas R&R with sponsor Hunter Martin, things spin out of control and the duo winds up married. They plan to annul this marriage mistake ASAP, but an unexpected complication finds Hunter bargaining for more time with his new bride. Just for the Weekend: Multimillionaire Sam Mason is sick of gold diggers. When he meets role-playing kindergarten teacher Cleo James at a sci-fi convention in Vegas, she seems like the real thing. Then—surprise!—he wakes up married to this sexy stranger … only to find Cleo has vanished. Is he looking for a swindler or the love of his life? Hiding Places: Mona Smith is on the run to avoid getting mixed up in some dirty business with a drug kingpin. Linc Dray needs to produce a marriage certificate to secure the farm he inherited from his grandfather. It’s the perfect deal, but what are they going to do about the inconvenient emotions invading their marriage of convenience? The Bride’s Curse: Three brides return a gorgeous vintage wedding dress to Kelly Andrew’s Wedding Bliss store, claiming it’s cursed, which is definitely bad for business. Then Brett Atwell, the handsome nephew of the dress’s original owner, gets involved, and a mischievous spirit sends the two of them on a goose chase for a groom who went missing decades ago. Will love get its due at long last?

Download or read book Wedding Bells and Comic Tales of the Heroic Bride written by N.B. Singh and published by N.B. Singh. This book was released on with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Wedding Bells and Comic Tales of the Heroic Bride" is a side-splitting and heartwarming comedy that takes readers on a journey filled with laughter, love, and unexpected surprises. This hilarious story follows the adventures of Emily, the Heroic Bride, as she navigates the chaotic world of wedding planning, dress shopping shenanigans, quirky bridal party dynamics, and the comedic mishaps that arise on her big day. From the moment Emily receives a proposal that goes awry, the story is a whirlwind of comedic misunderstandings and unexpected reactions. The unconventional proposal sets the tone for a series of hilarious events that keep readers entertained and in stitches. As Emily embarks on her quest for the perfect wedding dress, readers are treated to a delightful comedy of fashion follies. Each dress fitting becomes a comical disaster, and Emily's encounters with opinionated salespeople provide ample opportunities for laughter. But the laughter doesn't stop there. The story continues with the bride's misadventures in wedding planning, from zany mishaps with vendors to the comedic struggle of keeping everything on track. Readers will find themselves chuckling at the chaotic situations that arise, all while rooting for Emily to navigate the challenges and come out on top. The comedic momentum carries over to the quirky bridal party, where mismatched personalities collide in a series of hilarious conflicts and amusing dynamics. Readers will be entertained by the comedic interactions between the eccentric bridesmaids and groomsmen, finding themselves immersed in the laughter and chaos that ensues. The story reaches its peak at the rehearsal dinner, where awkward and funny moments abound. Comedic misunderstandings and mishaps keep the atmosphere light and entertaining, allowing readers to fully enjoy the comedic brilliance of the situation. As the wedding day approaches, the comedic adventures continue. The bride's nerves and pre-wedding jitters lead to unexpected surprises and comical incidents that add an extra layer of humor to the story. Readers will find themselves laughing alongside Emily as she navigates the hilarious moments during the ceremony and reception. But the comedy doesn't end with the wedding. The story takes a delightful twist as Emily embarks on her honeymoon, where she encounters a series of comedic adventures in exotic destinations. Cultural misunderstandings and language barriers add to the hilarity, creating moments that will leave readers in stitches. Finally, the story concludes with an epilogue that highlights the lasting legacy of the Heroic Bride. Readers witness how Emily's humor and laughter have become a cherished part of her family's life, and how she has touched the lives of others through her comedic journey. It's a heartwarming ending that reminds us all of the power of laughter and love. "Wedding Bells and Comic Tales of the Heroic Bride" is a comedy masterpiece that combines hilarious situations, endearing characters, and a heartfelt message about the importance of embracing humor in life's ups and downs. It's a story that will leave readers with a smile on their faces, reminding them that laughter truly is the best medicine.