Download or read book Yaqui Delgado Wants to Kick Your Ass written by Meg Medina and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2013-03-26 with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the 2014 Pura Belpré Author Award In Meg Medina’s compelling new novel, a Latina teen is targeted by a bully at her new school — and must discover resources she never knew she had. One morning before school, some girl tells Piddy Sanchez that Yaqui Delgado hates her and wants to kick her ass. Piddy doesn’t even know who Yaqui is, never mind what she’s done to piss her off. Word is that Yaqui thinks Piddy is stuck-up, shakes her stuff when she walks, and isn’t Latin enough with her white skin, good grades, and no accent. And Yaqui isn’t kidding around, so Piddy better watch her back. At first Piddy is more concerned with trying to find out more about the father she’s never met and how to balance honors courses with her weekend job at the neighborhood hair salon. But as the harassment escalates, avoiding Yaqui and her gang starts to take over Piddy’s life. Is there any way for Piddy to survive without closing herself off or running away? In an all-too-realistic novel, Meg Medina portrays a sympathetic heroine who is forced to decide who she really is.
Download or read book When You re Up to Your Ass in Alligators written by Alan Dundes and published by Wayne State University Press. This book was released on 1987 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Office copier folklore that regularly circulate in office buildings everywhere-is the subject of this innovative study.
Download or read book Get Off Your Ass and Run written by Ruth Field and published by The Experiment. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "First published in the United Kingdom in 2012 as Run Fat Bitch Run by Sphere, an imprint of Little, Brown Book Group."
Download or read book The Ass Book written by Micha Schulze and published by Bruno Gmuender. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally a comprehensive guide to a man's second most important sensual organ! Designed for practical use, "The Ass Book" tells you how you and your partner can get more pleasure from your backside. The authors not only provide you with crucial information about anatomy, but give you useful tips to improve your health, fitness, and appearance and of course for better fun down under. Easy-to-understand and written with the gay man in mind, this book is rounded out with advice from experts and interesting sections on the rear in art, literature, and psychology.
Download or read book Extreme You written by Sarah Robb O'Hagan and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-04-04 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As a child, Sarah Robb O’Hagan dreamed she could be a champion. Her early efforts failed to reveal a natural superstar, but she refused to settle for average. Through dramatic successes and epic fails, she studied how extraordinary people in sports, entertainment and business set and achieve extremely personal goals. Sarah became an executive at Virgin Atlantic and Nike, and despite being fired twice in her twenties, she went on to become the global president of Gatorade and of Equinox—as well as a wife, mother, and endurance athlete. In every challenging situation, personal or professional, individuals face the pressure to play it safe and conform to the accepted norms. But doing so comes with heavy costs: passions stifled, talents ignored, and opportunities squelched. The bolder choice is to embrace what Sarah calls Extreme You: to confidently bring all that is distinctive and relevant about yourself to everything you do. Inspiring, surprising, and practical, Extreme You is her training program for becoming the best version of yourself.
Download or read book Red Forman My Foot Is in Your Ass written by Jeff Thompson and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous compilation of many different ways that Red Forman puts his foot in your "A".
Download or read book Get Your Ass to Work written by Dick Courteau and published by Naturewrite LLC. This book was released on 2020-04 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A detailed and practical guide to training donkeys--for farmers and homesteaders So you've gone and done it, you've bought a donkey! You know she can be useful around the farm--that's why you bought her. You know that throughout history, the donkey has been one of our most useful partners in labor: a low-impact power source that also produces fertilizer. But now, as she stands there eating, how do you get any of that dreamed-of usefulness out of her? This book can show you how. Get Your Ass to Work! is a practical, hands-on guide to training donkeys to work--in harness and packing--to serve the needs of small farmers and homesteaders. It offers a clear and detailed program for each step of training, designed to enable you to bring an untrained donkey into the animal work force within a month or six weeks. Although there are several books in print of general interest on donkeys and donkey care, none deal satisfactorily with training. Get Your Ass to Work! will help you train your donkey to haul loads on a sled or cart, pull farm equipment, skid logs, and pack firewood, tools, or camping gear while respecting and protecting the health of your animal and keeping you safe. The book outlines how to care for your donkey, including feed, shelter, and basic hoof care. The text is abundantly illustrated by original photographs of donkeys working, with artistic sketches and diagrams to show techniques. This book will be relevant to the homesteader and small farmer, enjoyable for everyone who enjoys donkeys and mules, and appealing to any animal lover.
Download or read book You Put What Up Your Butt Funny Adult Coloring Book for Radiologists X Ray Techs Nurses and Doctors written by Bad Perm Unicorn and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-08 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Only Coloring Book Like It! ★ Funny + Wrong = Totally Ass-some Holiday Gift! Laugh your butt off as you color 31 Funny X-Rays of crazy things people stuck up theirs! ◆ Inspired by real X-Rays! Inside This One-of-a-Kind Adult Coloring Book: 31 Original Designs of Ridiculous X-Rays & Funny Quotes Each Page Features Stress-Relieving Repeating Patterns, Swirls and Abstract Shapes 5 Different Pelvic Layouts with Multiple Design Options for Hours of Coloring Fun Single-Sided Pages on 8.5" x 11" White Paper Great for Most Coloring Tools (Pens, Pencils, Markers) Perfect Coloring Book for Nurses, Doctors, Medical Students and Anyone in Radiology! Awesome White Elephant, Secret Santa, Gag Gift! Grab your coloring pens & pencils and laugh a little. It's the best medicine! You Put What Up Your Butt? is a hilarious addition to any break room or staff lounge! THE perfect gift for the stressed medical professional or anyone who needs a good laugh at the expense of someone who got a little too creative with their rectum. Oops! How did that get in there, doc? No ifs, ands or BUTTs about it, it's totally ass-some! Also available from Bad Perm Unicorn: You Put What Up Your Butt? - Midnight Edition ◆ Same coloring book printed on black paper. Your colors really pop! ◆ amazon.com/dp/B085RPSGNN
Download or read book Landing on the Right Side of Your Ass written by Michael B. Laskoff and published by Three Rivers Press (CA). This book was released on 2004 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Job hunting is a different ballgame when you're holding a pink slip instead of a brand-new college diploma. In Landing on the Right Side of Your Ass, Michael B. Laskoff--a Harvard M.B.A. who has flown high and flamed out more than once--offers essential advice for those of us who have recently been laid off, restructured, or plain ol' fired. A tell-it-like-it-is bible of "reemployment," it tackles both the practical and the emotional issues of job loss.Because he's not an academic, a recruiter, or a human resources professional, Laskoff has no ax to grind, no philosophy to peddle, and no corporate ideology to support. He's been through the job-loss/job-search drill more than once, and since he consistently has gone on to do better in terms of compensation, responsibility, and job satisfaction, he's the perfect ex-employee to share with you some hard-won wisdom, such as: -How long to wait before launching yourself into the job arena-How to channel anger, fear, and revenge fantasies into useful job-search tactics-How to snag recommendations (and compensation) from ex-bosses-How to determine your interviewers' hiring problems and then present yourself as the solutionWhether you're concerned about the emotional issues of unemployment (from denial and depression to anger and acceptance) or are looking for invaluable nuts-and-bolts advice (what to say about your ex-employer in an interview, how to handle financial issues, and what on earth you should do with all that free time between jobs), Landing on the Right Side of Your Ass is a straight-up, no-chaser survival guide for picking yourself up, getting back out there again, and winding up with a job that's better than the one you lost.
Download or read book 101 Ideas to Kick Your Ass Into Gear written by Ian Gray and published by Master and Fool LLC. This book was released on 2011-12-16 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We spend more time glued to our glutes than ever. The latest numbers suggest that the average person spends sixty hours or more a week using his butt as a base of operations. That's why we've presented you with 101 activities ranging from those which would cause any rational person to tremble in fear - like organizing your office - to things that you may consider just an ordinary weekend pastime - like jumping into the abyss with a giant rubber band tied around your waist. The plan here is to put some dare in your derri�re, and some juice in your caboose, some whoosh in your toosh. And to help you get out of the rut created by your butt. So what are you waiting for? Pick a chapter and put some hum in your bum, some flair in your fanny, and some kick in your can! After you've done a dozen or so of these activities, you'll look back and wonder how you ever managed to spend so much time parked on your posterior!
Download or read book Up Your Ass And a Young Girl s Primer on How to Attain to the Leisure Class written by Valerie Solanas and published by . This book was released on 2021-12-24 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This volume presents two rarities of Valerie Solanas. The legendary play "Up Your Ass" (1965/1967). And the story "A Young Girl's Primer on How to Attain to the Leisure Class" (1966).
Download or read book Keep Your Ass in the Saddle written by Annie M. Fonte and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2019-10-19 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Annie M. Fonte tells the truth about her upbringing and inspiring journey to personal freedom. She weaves the threads of her life together with unabashed candor and transparency. Annie is a captivating storyteller who is raw and real as she invites you to pause and reflect on your life. In this true debut story, Annie talks about choosing happiness, finding peace and joy, overcoming fear, and ultimately living a life she loves with authenticity at its foundation. If you are ready to create a life you love, to stop playing small, to ditch the excuses, and start living graciously, this book is a must-read for you. It will open you up to stunningly new perspectives about your life. It will invite you to view every experience as a gift and to have an enduring and endearing relationship with yourself and others. Keep Your Ass In The Saddle is that little nudge you need to muster up the courage to live a life true to yourself and fully embrace your genuineness.
Download or read book Never Wipe Your Ass with a Squirrel written by Jason Robillard and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Squirrel Wipe project is an unorthodox primer to the adventurous world of trail running and ultramarathons by ultrarunner and author of 'The Barefoot Running Book' Jason Robillard. The tips provided throughout the book range from practical to weird as Robillard sets out to teach others how to run ridiculously long distances through the wilderness based on his endless self-experimentation. This book goes where no other ultrarunning book dares by covering topics like testicle shaving and methods to get rid of annoying training partners. This book replicates a drunken conversation at a local pub versus the stuffy academic "how-to" tone of other similar titles.
Download or read book Back your ass up from that table written by Larry Hall and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-05-27 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Back your ass up from the table!...” shows how to gradually lose weight using common sense, how to save money, and continue the foods you enjoy!
Download or read book Up Your Ass written by Valerie Solanas and published by . This book was released on 2024 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Up Your Ass written by Valerie Solanas and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2022-08-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Valerie Solanas’s legendary play explodes social and sexual mores and the hypocritical, patriarchal culture that produces. Valerie Solanas’s legendary play, Up Your Ass—never published during her lifetime but full of her signature irreverence and wit, incisiveness, and camp—explodes social and sexual mores and the hypocritical, patriarchal culture that produces them. The play, the full title of which is Up Your Ass Or From the Cradle to the Boat Or The Big Suck Or Up from the Slime, marches out a cast of screwy stereotypes: the unknowing john, the frothy career girl, the boring male narcissist, two catty drag queens, the sex-depraved housewife, and a pair of racialized pickup artists, among others. At the center is protagonist Bongi Perez—a thinly veiled Solanas—a sardonic, gender-bending hustler who escorts us through the back alleys of her street life. The fictionalized predecessor to SCUM Manifesto, the play shares the same grand, subversive, implicative language, equally spitting and winking, embracing the margins, the scum, and selling a trick along the way.
Download or read book How to Pull the Stick Out of Your Ass written by Kasen James and published by Groan Factory. This book was released on 2018-09-29 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you had a negative reaction to the title of this book, you're exactly who needs to read it the most. Political correctness has been killing our country, along with the careers of comedians. In this brief yet brutal roast of our generation, comedy writer Kasen James throws caution to the wind - putting a refreshing, Millennial spin on the art of satire. Rich with double meaning, "How to Pull the Stick Out of Your Ass" depicts the downward spiral of a Special Snowflake after the 2016 Presidential Election. Eventually, he discovers a magical methodology that helps him learn to become great again.While this book may take less than an hour to read, be careful not to skim through. Otherwise, you may end up missing the biggest double meaning of all!
