Download or read book Snarky as F ck written by Lawrence Dorfman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-10 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn how to become the most glorious a**hole the world has ever seen. Are you tired of everyone’s bullsh*t? Responding to their dumba** questions? Making boring small talk and offering robotic replies? Can’t take one more monotonous, people-pleasing conversation with a distant family member or a friend’s friend? If you have no f*cks left to give and want to dish out some serious snark, grab a copy Snarky as F*ck, the premiere guide to all things sarcastic and sardonic. Explore topics such as: Sex and Romance (Responses to D*ck Pics, Mansplaining, and More) Geography (Snarkiest States in the US! Snarky Food Around the World!) 21st Century Snark (TikTok challenges, Inspirational Bullsh*t, etc.) In the Workplace (Snarky Replies, What You Wish You Could Say in an Interview) Family, Friends, and other Influencers (Greeting Cards for Bastards, and Insults for Around the Dinner Table!) Movies, Television, and Music (“I’m clapping because it’s finished, not because I like it.”) Politics and Government (Presidential Insults and Your New Favorite Game: Match the Scandal!) In the News (Florida Man, Karen and Brad, Real Headlines, et al) Hear wit, sarcasm, and offhanded comments from masters like Dorothy Parker, Groucho Marx, H. L. Mencken, Oscar Wilde, George Bernard Shaw, Bill Hicks, Phyllis Diller, W. C. Fields, Mark Twain, Charles Bukowski, to name a few. This lofty tome promises to fulfill the need to chuckle, guffaw, titter, groan, and belly laugh as readers dip in and out of the great minds in literature, comedy, movies, music, and more. Proceed with caution, but know you’ll come out the other side one snarky motherf*cker, ready to take on the world, one idiot at a time.

Download or read book Deeper Than The Ocean written by Julie Ann Walker and published by Limerence Publications LLC. This book was released on 2021-05-31 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Julie Ann Walker delivers perfect pulse-pounding romantic suspense! The former Navy SEALs of Deep Six Salvage thought they could retire to the sea and hunt for treasures of the deep, but when trouble comes to visit, there'll be hell to pay. Ray “Wolf” Roanhorse took one look at Chrissy and knew she was the woman of his dreams. There’s a hitch, however. He screwed things up with her. Big time. Now all she wants is to be friends. He’ll have to be his most charismatic and charming self if he has any hope of changing her mind. And winning her heart. Christina Szarek knows all about sexy, brooding men like Wolf. She grew up watching her mother fall for – and be broken by – plenty of them. If she had her way, she’d avoid Wolf altogether. But they’re partners in the hunt for the Santa Cristina’s legendary treasure. Avoidance is impossible. And the longer she’s near him, the more he chips away at the walls she’s erected against him. The danger to Chrissy doesn’t only come from her burgeoning feelings, however. There are mysterious players who would see her silenced – for good. And Wolf, with his wicked grin and spec-ops training, is all that stands between her and a date with death in the deep. Praise for Julie Ann Walker's Deep Six Series: "Hot men, hot action, and hot temperatures make for one hot romance!"—BookPage "Walker blends the tender romance of a reassuring touch with lusty sex scenes... Readers will be panting."—Publishers Weekly "Julie Ann Walker and her SEALs serve up spicy fare...an exciting, spellbinding story."—Long and Short Reviews

Download or read book Beat Self Defeat written by John Mason and published by Revell. This book was released on 2022-04-19 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's true that life holds many challenges, but oftentimes the biggest obstacle to our own success and happiness comes from within. In fact, we are experts at self-sabotage. If we could just get out of our own way, imagine what we could accomplish! That's exactly what bestselling author John Mason is going to help you do in this book. Honing in on areas of life where you might be standing in your own way, Mason will help you conquer - negative self-talk - fear - lack of focus - regret - indecision - trust issues - distraction - perfectionism - anxiety - overwhelm - and so much more With his enthusiastic help, you'll discover how you can set and achieve your goals, maintain a positive attitude, and face each day with a spirit of gratitude and possibility.

Download or read book Self Talk for Success written by John Mason and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2023-10-10 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life holds many challenges, but often the biggest obstacle to our own success and happiness comes from within. In fact, we are experts at self-sabotage. If we could just get out of our own way, imagine what we could accomplish! That's exactly what bestselling author John Mason is going to help you do in this book. Honing in on areas of life where you might be standing in your own way, Mason will help you conquer · negative self-talk · fear · lack of focus · regret · indecision · trust issues · distraction · perfectionism · anxiety · comparison · mistakes · and more With his enthusiastic help, you'll discover how you can set and achieve your goals, maintain a positive attitude, and face each day with a spirit of gratitude and possibility.

Download or read book A s wish written by Jenna Ferraro and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2018-11-29 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A’s Wish The Blackout By: Jenna Ferraro Annabelle thought her life was relatively normal. Sure, her parents were divorced and her relationship with her mostly absent father wasn’t great, but that isn’t exactly an unusual story these days. All-in-all, Annabelle was just another teenage girl trying to figure out life and catch the eye of a cute boy or two. Then she meets Zac – and things start to get weird. During a sleepover with Zac’s sister, Zella, Annabelle has a blackout. It’s not the first she’s ever had, but it is the first one she has noticed. What’s causing these lapses in memory? Before finding out the whole truth, Annabelle will find herself living in Africa and struggling to escape the headquarters of a secretive organization with plans to take over the world – you know, normal teenage stuff.

Download or read book Dork Diaries 10 written by Rachel Renée Russell and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nikki and her friends Brandon, Chloe, and Zoey are teamed up on an important mission in the tenth book in the #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries series. Nikki has to hide seven ADORKABLE puppies from two parents, one nosy little sister, an entire middle school, and…one mean girl out for revenge, MacKenzie Hollister. If anyone can do it, it’s Nikki…but not without some hilarious challenges along the way!

Download or read book Mamas Don t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A Holes written by Karen Alpert and published by Houghton Mifflin. This book was released on 2021 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the mom behind Baby Sideburns and the NYT bestseller I Heart my Little A-Holes, a hilarious and matter-of-fact parenting guide to raising happy, kind, and resilient kids.

Download or read book Love in A Minor written by Mo Flames and published by Flames Entertainment . This book was released on 2023-10-27 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jamin Love, the mastermind behind R&B group Love in Minor Keyz, was devastated when he tragically lost his cousin, the group’s lead vocalist. He struggled with accepting that someone else would take her place. Jamin knew no one could ever fill his beloved cousin’s shoes. However, out of his control, the record label BlakBeatz Entertainment chose Shayla Starr as the new lead singer. Jamin bitterly resisted the change, preferring things to stay as they were. Yet, upon meeting Shayla, his world was turned upside down by her undeniable talent and spunk which captured his attention. Reserved at first, Jamin was pulled in by her magnetic presence. Could this grumpy mastermind resist her alluring melody, or will he fall flat?

Download or read book Get Hired January 2018 eBook written by Jagran Josh and published by Jagran Josh. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The rosy dreams of revelling in the professional life, working on big projects, getting access to a swanky cabin, and being appraised for every single achievement seem wonderful until you enter the real world of corporate life. Needless to say that the corporate world offers a promising career, but there is more to it which no one will ever share with you, so that your hopes don’t get shattered. However, it would be wise if you get a reality check of workplace etiquettes before you take the next big step in life. Human relations are a complex set of emotions that need constant care especially when you are linked with them in a professional relation. Your one unintentional mistake has the potential to give a big blow to your career. And when you do not get anyone to give you best of advices on dealing with co-workers, seniors and your juniors, these tips will give you ray of hope to rise above from the messed up situations at workplace. Whether you have concern over getting accustomed to the new environment or conflicts with co-workers, or evil vibes that makes your survival tough in the office, keep this edition hired and get hands on impressive tips to nail the path to success in the first go. Even if you are not a fresher, the current edition of ‘Get Hired’ aims to enrich your existing pool of ideas that can be utilised to deal with the nitty-gritties of office life. Healthy Eating Habits for a Productive Day at Work5 ways in which you can lead a healthy office lifeFour ways in which your Desk Job is killing youFeng Shui Plants to purify air and boost your office healthSeven Food items that can save you from the risk of Diabetes

Download or read book Chigger Hollow written by Ben Schneider and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2023-10-30 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Though stressed by her irrational boss at a women’s shelter, Sonya Radisson befriends battered wife Renée Mowry. The day after Sonya is unjustly fired, Renée is kidnapped by hooligans who may be linked to Renée’s estranged husband. Since authorities would misread Renée’s fishy past, Sonya launches her own search-and-rescue attempt. Gunfights and motorbike chases ensue across a labyrinth of backwoods trails. One leads to an ominous valley not meant to be found—an enigma that will lower the odds of anyone leaving the Rockies alive. But Sonya is armed to the teeth and ready to face the darkest—and perhaps final—weekend of her life. Suspense and humor run as high as the body count in this offbeat, third installment of Ben Schneider’s expertly crafted Chrome Mountain Saga.

Download or read book Harlequin Love Inspired October 2016 Box Set 2 of 2 written by Linda Goodnight and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2016-10-01 with total page 407 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love Inspired brings you three new titles! Enjoy these uplifting contemporary romances of faith, forgiveness and hope. LONE STAR DAD The Buchanons Linda Goodnight Gena Satterfield is surprised when her solitary neighbor Quinn Buchanon starts bonding with her rebellious nephew. He’s got a way with the boy—and with her heart—but the secret she’s hiding may just tear them apart forever. HOMETOWN HOLIDAY REUNION Oaks Crossing Mia Ross In town to temporarily run the family business, Cam Stewart begins to reconsider his stay when he reconnects with Erin Kinsley. His best friend’s little sister has grown into a lovely woman—one he hopes to make a part of his permanent family. A FAMILY FOR THE FARMER Laurel Blount Farmer Abel Whitlock is determined to help single mom Emily Elliot run Goosefeather Farm. If she fails, he’ll inherit. But he has no interest in claiming the land—he’s after claiming his longtime crush’s heart.

Download or read book Where the Heart Lies written by T E Church and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-03 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An excerpt from Where The Heart Lies-- We had become a big festering boil on the rear of the state of California. Government charity seemed to reach far and appeared never ending. I wish the politicians could have seen what they had helped my parents to do--what they had helped many drug addicts do. Money that was supposed to feed needy families, fed needs all right; it fed a need for speed. I don't mean going fast, either. Speed is slang for amphetamines, crank, meth, crystal, crack--you name it. It was called a million different things. If my parents weren't slamming heroin, they were snorting speed. It was almost popular! All my uncles, and everyone else who came around our house, talked about speed. Apparently, it was cheaper than other drugs, and it lasted longer. Great, give them something they could buy more of, that would keep them going longer, so the cycle never ends.

Download or read book This Thing Called Life written by ,Honey and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2020-11-05 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Married at the early age of 20, thirsty for love, wanting to be married, wanting to have children and make a home for my family. Praying as a child, every night, to have a home full of Peace, Love & Happiness. Little did I know the hurt and pain that awaited me. Little did I know the attacks that would be-fall me; trying to take my mind; filling me with thoughts of death, never to feel pain again. Learning without permission the life of an Addict. This is my story...

Download or read book MAMBO A Conversation With The Gods written by HCJ Studios and published by Halli Casser-Jayne. This book was released on 2008 with total page 411 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Slumped PT 4 written by Jason Brent and published by Good2go Publishing. This book was released on with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow us on http://www.instagram.com/GOOD2GOPUBLISHING for Free Giveaways. Slumped Part 4 continues where part 3 left off. Once the streets pull you in they own you. Or at least that's the way it's been for Slump. Since a child he had the responsibility of taking care of himself along with his younger brother and sister by any means necessary. The only thing he has ever been good at is killing, so good that the streets named him. "The Boogyman" but Slump faces a problem when he has to find out the hard way that not everyone is afraid of the Boogyman. He has one goal, get this money and get out fast. That's until his past begins to catch up to him. This classic tale by Jason Brent is sure to leave readers breathless.

Download or read book Visions of a Self Named Prophet or the Legend of Exterminator 13 written by Alvin J. Moore and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-01-05 with total page 684 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book has many intentions, but as for an overall synopsis and what to look forward to is an indepth analysis based on experience. Experiences based on Sci-Fi, Dreams, ESP, Broadcasting as a Collective Conscious, the Broadcasting of Thought, Parallel Universes, Alternate Realities, Stolen Identity, Reincarnation, and Time Travel all intertwined within an Autobiography.

Download or read book Let s Be Frank written by Brea Brown and published by Wayzgoose Press. This book was released on with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nate Bingham’s career as a pediatric nurse provides plenty of personal satisfaction, but at the end of the day, he comes home to an empty house. When his obnoxiously perfect older brother, Nick, announces his engagement, Nate decides he’s ready to do whatever it takes to secure his own happily-ever-after. But he has no idea how wacky “whatever it takes” can get. Before he knows it, his next blind date has helped herself to his photo, his gender, and details of his life to fuel a wild scheme—and he finds himself falling into it. After all, if his own life is a bust, why not try on someone else’s? What could possibly go wrong? “An irresistible tale about finding love where you least expect it.”