Download or read book My Unicorn Farts Glitter written by Suzanne Barton and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-23 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My unicorn is an icky, sticky disaster area, from his silly, sparkly horn to his polka dot bottom. But despite the stink, the sneezes and snores, I love him loads and he loves me more. My Unicorn Farts Glitter is a funny, warm-hearted and often painfully honest tale of sibling love and farty bath-times.
Download or read book Unicorn Farts written by Kelli Hansen and published by . This book was released on 2020-05 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the book that exposes a well kept unicorn secret. They will never admit it but, all unicorns fart! Laugh your way through this cute, funny, gross (but not too gross) story that reveals the stinky truth of Unicorn Farts. Beautifully hand drawn illustrations that tell the secret story of these amazing mystical creatures. Their colorful world combines the seemingly mystical grace of unicorns with the down to earth humor of passing gas in an adorable story that will help any child understand that beauty and grace can coexist with normal bodily functions. You'll both enjoy these entertaining unicorn exploits and it is likely to become one of your favorite bedtime story books. You'll find yourself chuckling over this funny picture book long after it's finished! This funny picture book for children is perfect for: Girls and BoysReading aloud Bedtime stories Preschool Early readers Children who love Unicorns Kids (and grown-ups) who think farts are funny
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Download or read book Unicorns Farting Coloring Book written by unicorn book and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-22 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 24 completely unique unicorn coloring pages for kids ages 4-8!Unicorns are so much fun to color because they lead such interesting, magical lives! They meet princesses, dragons and mermaids. They visit castles and enchanted woodlands, fly through stars and rainbow skies and even wind up in the Land of Sweets! Share the fun and magic of unicorns with a special child! This coloring book is a great non-screen activity to stimulate a child's creativity and imagination. It makes a perfect gift!About this unicorn coloring book:* Contains 34 completely unique coloring pages. There are NO duplicate images in this book.* The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, and so that pages can be removed and displayed without losing an image on the back.* We have carefully designed each page to be entertaining and suitable for children in the 4 to 8 year-old age range. We have avoided overly-intricate designs as well as overly-simplistic ones. We believe children of this age love coloring fun scenes that fire up their imaginations, not a book full of simple shapes.* The pages are a nice, large 8.5x11 size.Magic Unicorns Coloring Book
Download or read book Fairy the Farting Unicorn written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-23 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Unicorn Farts and Glitter Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J Pouch written by AW Cross and published by Glory Box Press. This book was released on 2016-08-02 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’ve just gotten a j-pouch. Now what? Life with your new j-pouch might feel intimidating, but it doesn’t have to be. In Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch, author and j-pouch veteran AW Cross gives you a first-hand, non-medical perspective about what to expect from your j-pouch and how to manage it successfully. Through her usual blend of practicality and humor, you’ll learn how to: •Cope with the physical consequences and emotional impact of having a j-pouch •Manage pouchitis, cuffitis, obstructions, strictures, and skin care •Pack a survival kit and leave the house with confidence •Dress, eat, and have sex •Deal with healthcare professionals and enjoy your stays in the hospital •Use social media and parley with non-pouchers Whether you’ve just gotten your j-pouch, or you’ve had one for years, if you’re determined to make the most of it, this book is for you. If you’d rather pretend that you’re normal, have no sense of humor about your j-pouch, and hate unicorns and rainbows, DON’T BUY THIS BOOK! "I don't think that there is anything that this book doesn't cover. I mean it answers every question that you could possibly have. I hope this book gets to everyone who needs it!" - Goodreads Reviewer
Download or read book Unicorn Farts and Glitter written by A W Cross and published by Glory Box Press. This book was released on 2016-10-03 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally getting your j-pouch is exciting, but your new life may not turn out exactly as you planned. In Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch, author and j-pouch veteran A.W. Cross (founder of screamingmeemie.com) gives you a first-hand, non-medical perspective about what to expect from your j-pouch and how to manage it successfully Through her usual blend of practicality and humor, you'll learn how to cope with the physical consequences and emotional impact of having a j-pouch how to regain all of the satisfaction of flatulence without any the follow-through how to manage pouchitis, cuffitis, obstructions, strictures, and skin care what to pack in your survival kit, what to put in your mouth, and what to do when you leave the house how to dress, how to have sex, and how to deal with healthcare professionals how to use social media, how to enjoy your stay in the hospital, and what to expect from non-pouchers Whether you've just gotten your j-pouch, or you've had one for years, if you're determined to make the most of it, this book is for you. If you'd rather pretend that you're normal, have no sense of humor about your j-pouch, and hate unicorns and rainbows, DON'T BUY THIS BOOK!"
Download or read book Farting Unicorns Coloring Book written by Unicorn Magic Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-14 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Farting Unicorns A Hilarious Unicorn Coloring Book for adults, teens and kids. A funny and beautiful coloring book with artistic illustrated farting unicorns, that provides hours of stress relief. Express your creativity or send it to a friend or family member as a gift. Put a smile on their faces, it's better than sending a card! Features Unique design Funny illustrations on separate pages High-quality paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, or pencils 8.5" x 11" dimensions This Unicorn Coloring Book is the perfect birthday gift for that friend or family member who likes to color. Give it on birthdays, anniversaries, New Years Eve, Hanukkah, Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, graduation or any special occasion. This beautiful coloring book makes an inspiring gift for anyone special. Grab one now! *Graphics provided by Rawpixel
Download or read book Book of Bunny Farts written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-02-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Easter Bunny must eat a lot to give him energy to deliver all the Easter eggs? Eating gives him energy, but it also means he farts a lot. In this hilarious book, the Easter Bunny explains all the different kinds of Easter farts bunnies release.
Download or read book Unicorn and Horse written by David W. Miles and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2018-04-01 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unicorn is a unicorn. And Horse is, well . . . not. Horse is brown. Horse is plain. And Horse can't stand the unicorn he shares a pen with. Unicorn dances. Tra la la! Horse does not. Blah blah blah. But when robbers kidnap Unicorn for a local circus, what will Horse decide to do? Packed with forty-eight pages of hilarious illustrations and deadpan wit, Unicorn (and Horse) is a funny yet endearing lesson on envy with one important truth: We are sometimes unicorns. We are sometimes horses. And happiness doesn't always come from pink cupcakes for breakfast.
Download or read book Unicorn Farts written by Kelli Hansen and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-02 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unicorns are among the most amazing creatures in the mystical realm, but they have an embarrassing little secret they don't want you to know. It may seem unbelievable, but this book reveals the stinky truth... All unicorns fart!
Download or read book The Particolored Unicorn written by Jon DeCles and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2006-12-08 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Beloved Classic Returns to Print Here, for a new generation of readers, is the exciing (and witty) tale of Piswyck, a young nobleman not quite ready for the world of magic and derring-do: his Particolored Unicorn (it has bad habits: it farts, and worse, it speaks in iambic pentameter), and their quest to rescue the beautiful Miranda, who has been carried off to Far Bermuda by her wicked Uncle Smagdarone (the Great?) and is held captive there in the magically-moved castle of Mad King Ludwig (Neuschwanstein), which said wicked wizard has surrounded with an impenetrable wall of man-eating gelatin. There are trolls, hang glider battles, great green sharks, gymnastics in swordplay, Black Elves, a giant chartreuse septapus named Ralph, and a war in which the most important weapon is perhaps the umbrella. Humor, lots of action, and a truly amazing cast of characters. “The Particolored Unicorn most certainly does run through a full spectrum of adventure.” --Esther Friesner, author of Harlot’s Ruse. “Jon DeCles...wrote this delightful humorous romp of a post-apocalyptic fantasy that I shelve right next to The Last Unicorn. His style is light and irreverent while allowing his characters to be serious or angry. I wish he'd write a sequel.” --The Library of Gothos “I ran across this book on my mother's shelves, and devoured it in a single sitting. It both is, and is not, a quintessential 'find the princess, reclaim your lost kingdom' sort of story. Some of its undeniable humor comes from how little it takes itself seriously (which doesn't mean it's internally inconsistent or stupidly self-referential - think Scream or Spaceballs, not Scary Movie). Off-the-wall realities of its fictional world are presented completely deadpan (unicorns produced by magical genetic engineering; an Evil Wizard -- the protagonist's fiancee's uncle -- who transported Neuschwanstein to Bermuda and lives in it, surrounded by a protective moat of carnivorous pink jelly) in a way I find most appealing; almost a British sort of sense of humor is at work here. If you like Pratchett, Asprin, or Holt, give this book a try.” --eloisebd, on Amazon
Download or read book Dave the Unicorn Welcome to Unicorn School written by Pip Bird and published by Imprint. This book was released on 2020-07-21 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Pip Bird and David O'Connell's laugh-out-loud illustrated chapter book Dave the Unicorn: Welcome to Unicorn School, Mira is excited about attending the school—until she’s paired with a very un-unicorny unicorn. Welcome to Unicorn School, where you get your own unicorn best friend! You go on magical quests together! There is glitter! There is even more glitter! Mira can hardly contain her excitement as her fellow students are paired with their unicorns. Darcy is assigned the statuesque Star, whose shimmering coat always catches the light. Raheem is matched with Brave, whose every step reverberates like thunder. And Mira is paired with... Dave. Dave loves doughnuts. He doesn't follow directions very well. And he farts. A lot. Mira is a little disappointed. But she soon realizes Dave is unlike his fellow unicorns in another way: He's a little smarter than they are. When a school trip goes awry, the only way to save the day is for Mira to embrace her unexpected unicorn best friend. Check out the other books in the Dave the Unicorn series! Dave the Unicorn: Team Spirit Dave the Unicorn: Dance Party Dave the Unicorn: Field Trip An Imprint Book
Download or read book The Farting Animals Coloring Book written by M. T. Lott and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-06 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The original farting animals coloring book, filled with twenty cute and funny illustrations of animals passing gas. A funny gift for kids of all ages or for a white elephant gift exchange. Contains images of horse, Labrador retriever, kitten, meerkat, bunny, baby elephant, wiener dog, giraffe, squirrel, deer, hedgehog, fox, and more!
Download or read book Frank the Fart Fairy written by Make Believe Ideas Ltd and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious fart fairy book with a whoopee cushion on the cover.
Download or read book Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Liam the Leprechaun loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day! Leprechauns are like small elves.They always dress in green.They're mischievous and magical, And rarely ever seen. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechaun Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer Makes a perfect gift for St. Patrick's day for boys and girls.
Download or read book Old MacDonald Heard a Fart written by Derek Landy and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Old Macdonald heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" There are some VERY rude noises coming from Old Macdonald's farm - who could be responsible?! Sing along to this side-splitting picture book adaptation of everyone's favourite nursery rhyme.
