Download or read book Undead Christmas written by Markie Madden and published by Metamorph Publishing. This book was released on 2017-12-15 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lacey and Marcell, along with the others of the Undead Unit, celebrate Christmas together. But, the holidays don't mean crime suddenly grinds to a halt. The team is called to investigate a series of home burglaries where the suspect, a Shifter, dresses like Santa in an attempt to cover his identity. Can Lacey and the team find him, before he ruins Christmas for the children of Dallas?

Download or read book I m Dreaming of an Undead Christmas written by Molly Harper and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11-17 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Experience the vampire world for the holidays through the eyes of Gigi Scanlon in this e-novella prequel to The Dangers of Dating a Rebound Vampire from beloved paranormal romance author Molly Harper! College co-ed Gigi is headed home to Half-Moon Hollow for her first Christmas since her sister, Iris, was turned into a vampire by her beloved undead husband, Cal. Iris is working overtime to make this holiday as normal and special as possible. After all, it’s taken her months of working with Jane Jameson and the Hollow’s vampires to convince herself that she won’t bite her baby sister on sight. Gigi has her own worries. She’s falling out of love with her high school sweetheart, Ben, and has no idea how to tell him. She’s got a secret job interview with terrifying teen Council official, Ophelia Lambert. And there’s a handsome but cagey vampire following her around town and then disappearing before Gigi can confirm that he’s not, in fact, a figment of her fertile imagination. Holidays with family are complicated. Christmas with an undead family can be downright dangerous.

Download or read book It s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies written by Michael P. Spradlin and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and…It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! This delightfully depraved book of classic Zombie Christmas carols by Michael P. Spradlin is guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer to all those good boys and ghouls who devoured the monster New York Times bestsellers Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z, as well as fans of 28 Days Later and Shaun of the Dead. With an introduction by the inimitable Christopher Moore—bestselling author of Bloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, andthe classic “heartwarming tale of Christmas terror” The Stupidest Angel—It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies is a great gift for stuffing into a Christmas stocking…provided you remove the bloody severed foot first!

Download or read book The Undead That Saved Christmas Vol 2 written by Lyle Perez-Tinics and published by Gary McFarlane. This book was released on 2011-10 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another round of ghoulish holiday stories, The Undead That Saved Christmas Vol. 2 is an anthology of both jolly and frightening proportions. From zombie toys to flesh-eating Santas, Vol. 2 is sure to be the most unique gift under the tree. The Undead That Saved Christmas Vol. 2 brings together various talented authors and artists from across the world. Stories include: How I Got My Sack Back, by Stephen Johnston; Death and the Magi, by Joe McKinney; Zombies We Have Heard on High, by Jamie Freeman; You Better Watch Out, by Scott Morris, and others. Get into the Christmas spirit with carols and poems such as 'Twas a Season of Zombies by Rebecca Besser and The Last Noel by Craig W. Chenery. Whether you buy it for yourself, a friend, or family member, know you're doing it for a good cause. Proceeds from the sales of The Undead That Saved Christmas Vol. 2 benefit the Hugs Foster Family Agency (hugsffa.org) and will help them give their foster children gifts this holiday season.

Download or read book Twas the Night Before Christmas written by Shannon Schlotfelt and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-10-29 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new twist on a well loved classic, Twas the Night Before Christmas, is re-animated. We're in the Zombie Apocalypse and we now understand why Santa has been around forever! Santa's Curse brings you a Merry Undead Christmas! You will love this updated version of an old favorite!

Download or read book An Undead Christmas written by Anthony Giangregorio and published by Undead Press. This book was released on 2012-10 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What could be better than Christmas? How about Christmas and zombies? That's right; this anthology explores what would happen at Christmas time if there was a zombie epidemic in the world. Zombie Santas, undead elves, and reanimated reindeer, are just some of the characters in this merry little anthology. Once you read about Santa feeding on children and Rudolph devouring Mrs. Claus at the North Pole, you will never see Christmas the same way again!

Download or read book The Undead That Saved Christmas written by Lyle Perez-Tinics and published by Rainstorm Press. This book was released on 2010-10-14 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Undead That Saved Christmas is the heart-chilling anthology with stories across the spectrum of holiday mythology. The perfect stocking stuffer that doesn't include a box of shotgun shells or a machete, The Undead That Saved Christmas brings together various talented authors and artists from Great Britain, the United States and Ireland. Stories include The Magic of Christmas, by Rebecca Besser; Santa Claws is Coming to Town, by Calvin A.L. Miller II; Night of the Frozen Elf, by Richard S. Crawford; And to All a Good Fright by Stacey Graham; and many others. The anthology also includes rich illustrations by David Naughton-Shires, Jason Tudor, Chris Williams and more. Another thing to expect in this anthology is a fun collection of holiday zombie-themed poems and carols. And to wrap things up there is an awesome assortment of original comics, from Mike Schneider, Nate Call, and many others. Proceeds from the sales of The Undead That Saved Christmas benefit the Hugs Foster Family Agency (www.hugsffa.org) and will help them give their foster children gifts this holiday season.

Download or read book I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus written by S.G. Browne and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping...he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice....

Download or read book I ll Be Undead for Christmas written by Fawn Atondo and published by . This book was released on 2014-11-14 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sebastian Jamison is a hard working detective with the Boston PD but he has a secret. He isn't human, he's a vampire and why the city faces another Christmas counted down by the Silent Night Killer, Sebastian faces his first taste with turning a human. Nikki is beautiful, and the fact he has tasted her makes him instantly possessive. He can still hear her heart beating but he knows these are limited beats. In ten days she'll be like him... Undead Nikki England is a sassy headstrong reporter but one story is about to hit a little too close to home. When she becomes a target for a ruthless serial killer stalking her city. Sebastian may be in charge of her safety but the sexy detective has Nikki wanting only one thing...him! When she learns his secret the meaning of forever will take on a whole new meaning! Christmas Eve is marked for her death. But will it be permanent? Or temporary? She hoping for the latter because if she faces the Silent Night Killer and loses it won't be a Merry Christmas!

Download or read book A Very Dead Christmas written by Kelly M. Hudson and published by Undead Press. This book was released on 2014-10-31 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christmas is coming but this year....it's dead! This anthology explores what would happen at Christmas time if there was a full blown zombie outbreak. Zombie Santas, undead reindeer, and even a few angry elves, are just a few of the scenarios within this book. So board up the windows to keep the walking dead at bay, get a fire going to stop zombie Santa from coming down the chimney, and prepare for a heaping, helping of holiday cheer...with a side order of blood and guts of course.

Download or read book Christmas Is Dead written by Anthony Giangregorio and published by Living Dead Press. This book was released on 2009-10 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a...zombie? That's right; this anthology explores what would happen at Christmas time if there was a full blown zombie outbreak. Reanimated turkeys, zombie Santas, and demon reindeers that turn people to flesh-eating ghouls are just some of the tales you will find in this merry undead book. So curl up under the Christmas tree with a cup of hot chocolate, and as the fireplace crackles with warmth, get ready to have your heart filled with holiday cheer. But of course, then it will be ripped from your heaving chest and fed upon by blood-thirsty elves with a craving for human flesh! For you see, Christmas is Dead! And you will never look at the holiday season the same way again. Edited by Anthony Giangregorio With stories from Scott Baker, Rob Rosen, Rick Moore, Keith Luethke, Anthony Giangregorio, Peter Naggi, Tom Hamilton, Marc Wiggins, Lance Looper, Sean Grigsby, Kevin Cockle, Kelly Hudson, Paul Snider, Val Muller, Jack Burton and David Bernstein

Download or read book Zombies Christmas Carol written by Jim McCann and published by Marvel Entertainment. This book was released on 2021 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects Zombies Christmas Carol #1-5. Gather your family close, board up the doors, and heed well the tale of Ebenezer Scrooge - a man whom no fire could warm, whose cold heart pumped ice through his veins and whose lips uttered a firm "BAH!" to any sort of happiness. Learn from his experience as he is visited by the undead corpse of his old friend, Jacob Marley, on Christmas Eve. And join him on his journey to Christmases past aided by another corpse intent on showing Scrooge the origin of the Hungry Death consuming the land. God help us, every one!

Download or read book I Am Scrooge written by Adam Roberts and published by Gollancz. This book was released on 2009-10-01 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Award nominated SF author Adam Roberts takes on Dickens in this festive zombie gorefest. Marley was dead. To begin with. The legendary Ebenezeer Scrooge sits in his house counting money. The boards that he has nailed up over the doors and the windows shudder and shake under the blows from the endless zombie hordes that crowd the streets hungering for his flesh and his miserly braaaaiiiiiinns! Just how did the happiest day of the year slip into a welter of blood, innards and shambling, ravenous undead on the snowy streets of old London town? Will the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future be able to stop the world from drowning under a top-hatted and crinolined zombie horde? It's the Dickensian Zombie Apocalypse - God Bless us, one and all!

Download or read book Dead Christmas written by Anthony Giangregorio and published by . This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Share the most special time of the year with someone you love, or better yet, with an animated corpse! The living dead love Christmas. Whether they're hanging their entrails like garland, using severed heads like stockings, or hanging body parts like ornaments, even zombies enjoy the most wonderful time of the year. Santa Claus isn't immune to the walking dead, either. Zombie elves, killer reindeer and undead hordes, all seek to share in the joy of the holiday . . . and tear Santa apart and feed on his flesh! So when you grab last year's fruitcake to re-gift to Aunt Martha, just make sure to bring a shotgun, too. Because for all you know, your aunt has turned into an undead flesh-eater, and if the shotgun won't kill her, the fruitcake most assuredly will!

Download or read book The Zombie Night Before Christmas written by Cider Mill Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The classic Christmas poem re-imagined and reanimated! ‘twas the night before Christmas And all through the house The zombies were stirring… Why worry about the Grinch when you’ve got ZOMBIES on the attack! Their prey? America’s best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. Moore’s verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cozy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs!) hung by the chimney with care, and St. Nick attempting to repel a full-out, flesh-devouring zombie attack. One thing’s for sure—Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same!

Download or read book Twas the Night of Zombies before Christmas written by Alex Willis and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-12-17 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun new take on A Visit from St. Nicholas (Twas the night before Christmas), except this time with zombies. A fun and light tale for the whole family...well, maybe just those preparing for the pending zombie apocolypse.Includes a bonus story of The Zombie Elf on the Shelf

Download or read book Holiday of the Undead written by Camara M Bragdon and published by . This book was released on 2012-03-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's almost Christmas in Zephyr. Everyone is trying to prepare for Timothy Anderson's wedding, but his daughter, Shelly Anderson, has her problems. For one thing, Shelly has a bad cold, and the expired medicine is making her see things. Or has the creepy doll our intrepid heroine is holding for a friend come alive? Unfortunately, no one believes her about the doll, not even her boyfriend, the dashing vampire Eddie Van Helsing. This holiday season has a lot of strange questions for Shelly. Why is Eddie acting so secretive? Where did Shelly's deceased mother's wedding ring go? Did someone steal Eddie's prized car? Is the doll really alive, or is it a figment of Shelly's overstressed imagination? Can Shelly find Eddie the perfect Christmas gift? So, bring out the eggnog, string the lights, and play some jingle bells because it's sure to be a Christmas to remember.