Download or read book Uncle John s How to Toilet Train Your Cat written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-09-01 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the world leader in fascinating facts and amusing true stories comes a book about how things are made…and you should be glad that you don’t have to make them yourself. For more than 25 years, Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader has helped you learn amazing things you didn’t know (and amazing things you didn’t know you didn’t know). Now, Uncle John will show you how to do things you didn’t know how to do…and probably shouldn’t ever, ever, ever actually do. It’s Uncle John’s How to Toilet Train Your Cat A new approach to survival guides and how-to books, this book provides step-by-step instructions for how to make commonplace items. If you’re expecting “how to make your own beef jerky,” think again. This book shows how the “sausage is made”—literally. Read all about: • How to make gelatin from scratch (by boiling hooves) • How to make high fructose corn syrup • How to make glue the “old-fashioned” way (from animal hides) • How to build a nuclear reactor • How to embalm a corpse • How to make prison wine • How to turn a cow into a hamburger • How to make a diamond • How to make electricity • How to remove your own appendix • And lots, lots more!
Download or read book Uncle John s Ahh Inspiring Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 522 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ahh…what a relief it will be to hold this most entertaining, informative, and amusing tome in the palm of your hands. Hours of great bathroom reading await you! Uncle John’s Ahh-Inspiring Bathroom Reader, Uncle John’s all-new 15th edition, sheds a light on everything under the sun and over the moon. From obscure history to classic wordplay to dumb crooks to inspiring quotations, you never know what you’re going to read next! Since 1987, the Bathroom Readers’ Institute has led the movement to stand up for those who sit down and read in the bathroom (and everywhere else for that matter). With more than 12 million books in print, the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader series is the longest-running, most popular series of its kind in the world. Where else could you learn how the banana peel changed history, how to predict the future by rolling the dice, how the Jivaro tribes shrunk heads, and the science behind love at first sight? Uncle John rules the world of information and humor, so get ready to be thoroughly entertained. Read all about… * Homer the Greek versus Homer the Simpson * The history of the bicycle * When humans become hailstones * Alternate definitions for common words * Helen Keller’s wisdom * The Silly Putty saga * And much more!
Download or read book Uncle John s Hindsight Is 20 20 Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-09-07 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 34th annual edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader offers an all-new collection of fascinating trivia, strange-but-true oddities, and the ever-popular stories of dumb crooks! Uncle John’s Hindsight Is 2020 Bathroom Reader is packed with tons of new articles from the worlds of pop culture, history, and science to help you get everything out of your system the next time you visit the throne room! Articles range in length from a single page to extended page-turners, each as entertaining as the last. From iconic television roles that almost weren’t to the origins of comic books, this 34th edition of fascinating trivia, hilarious lists, and notable quotes compiled by Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute will set your mind free to roam the world—and you won’t even need to leave the house!
Download or read book Uncle John s Awesome 35th Anniversary Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-10-11 with total page 580 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 35th annual edition of Uncle John’s compendium features entertaining, informative, and amusing real-life stories from around the world. This 35th anniversary edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader is bursting with everything you could possibly want to read in the throne room, including short articles for a quick trip and lengthier page-turners for an extended visit. Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have once again gathered the most entertaining and amusing stories from the realms of pop culture, history, science, and sports (not to mention accounts of even more dumb crooks!) for your reading pleasure. In addition, there are plenty of laugh-out-loud lists, amusing quotes, and odd factoids that will delight the most ardent of trivia fans.
Download or read book Uncle John s Weird Wonderful World Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-09-05 with total page 612 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uncle John is back with the 36th annual Bathroom Reader, an all-new collection of entertaining articles that explore the weird and wonderful world we live in. In this 36th edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, longtime fans and new readers alike will be astounded by a treasure trove of wonderfully weird (and true!) stories that explore the realms of pop culture, history, sports, science, and everyday folks, including the always popular misadventures of dumb crooks. Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have reached into all corners of the world to bring you this all-new collection of entertaining and informative articles that include short reads for a quick trip to the throne room as well as longer page-turners for when you take an extended visit. You’ll also find a plethora of amusing lists, odd factoids, quotes, and quizzes that will tickle every trivia enthusiast’s fancy.
Download or read book How to Toilet Train Your Cat written by Paul Kunkel and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2017-02-07 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Paul Kunkel’s foolproof, tried-and-true 21 day program teaches any litter-trained cat to use a toilet instead of a litter box. It doesn’t require anything fancy—a toilet, a stack of magazines or newspapers, masking tape, plastic wrap, a supply of cat litter, and a litter box—and it’s the perfect program for anyone who wants a happier, healthier cat. The program begins with you placing the litter box next to the toilet, and ends with your beloved cat using the toilet—just like any other member of the family. For life. Along the way, owners learn why toilet-training is beneficial to cats. In well-researched, totally updated, fact-filled text, Kunkel traces the history of this mysterious animal, and explains why many cats equate the smell of a litter box with danger; why the fragrances, deodorants, dyes, and disinfectants found in most litters are detrimental to your cat’s well-being; and why the decision to transition to the toilet is one that will benefit both you and your cat. No more litter box, no more litter, no more cleaning—and no more smell!
Download or read book Uncle John s Bathroom Reader Cat Lover s Companion written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-07-15 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compendium of funny feline facts and strange stories even more entertaining than a stuffed mouse on a stick! The relationship between cats and us lower animals cannot be summed up in mere words, but leave it to Uncle John to try anyway. Curl up with the Cat Lover’s Companion, and you’ll explore the unique, amusing, and mysterious side of the common housecat (Felis domesticus). Read about the origins of your favorite breeds, meet some kitty movie stars, and decipher those strange feline mannerisms. Then take a catnap. Then run wildly around your house for no apparent reason. Then read about a cat raised by a gorilla, a cat that uses the toilet (for its intended purpose), and much, much more!
Download or read book Uncle John s Fourth Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1991-10-15 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With nearly half a million of previous volumes sold, the evidence is overflowing: Americans know where to go for the best in bathroom reading. Uncle John is clearly the lavatory librarian of choice. Features TV quotes, fun facts, oddball tales, and insightful articles about the world around us.
Download or read book The Toilet Trained Cat written by Aston Lau and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-08-13 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love cats, but hate scooping litter?Cats are exceptionally intelligent creatures -- so you'd think they'd have learned how to use the toilet by now! It's a wonder that we still allow them to go in litter boxes and stink up our homes. This book is your step-by-step guide on how to properly and safely train your cat to use the human toilet -- and live completely litter-free.- Stop scooping and discarding your cat's waste every day- Save at least $175 per year per cat on litter- Eliminate the awful litter box odors in your home- Stop your cat from tracking her dirty, litter-contaminated paws all over the house- Help the environment by keeping used cat litter out of our landfills
Download or read book Toilet Train Your Cat Plain and Simple written by Clifford Brooks and published by Skyhorse. This book was released on 2017-02-21 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teach your cat the coolest trick in the book—literally! Toilet Train Your Cat, Plain and Simple is your guide to getting rid of the litter box and learning to share the throne with Queen Mittens. Author Clifford Brooks has successfully trained all of his cats to use the toilet and wants to share his tips with you. This book will help you do just that with features such as: Step-by-step instructions on gradually training your cat to use a toilet Helpful tips from an experienced cat owner Clever, sophisticated illustrations Unlike other kitty-training manuals with far-fetched promises, Brooks takes a realistic approach, advising readers to have patience and suggesting useful items to purchase or have on hand throughout the training process. His humorous tone makes this guide as fun to read as its end results are rewarding. Cat owners everywhere should read this book. Just imagine: you’ll never scoop poop again.
Download or read book The Toilet Trained Cat written by Aston Lau and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Uncle John s Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The title says it all. This is the funniest Bathroom Reader EVER. It might even be the funniest book in the history of books, but Uncle John is much too modest to state that outright (even though it is). Over the past 25 years, the Bathroom Readers’ Institute has published more than 40,000 pages of bathroom reading. In this book you will find the funniest 288 of them (with a few all-new funny pages squeezed in just because we couldn’t help ourselves). That’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung-fu movie subtitles--such as. “It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!” So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, or silly or sublime, you’ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at… * Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillow case. * Witty wordplay: If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, his name would become Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. * Flubbed headlines: “British Left Waffles On House Floor” * Quirky stars: Billy Idol’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in his dressing room. * Job Lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a “VIP,” be on the lookout for a “Very Intoxicated Patient.” * Comedian quips: “I wonder if deaf people have a sign for ‘Talk to the hand.’” --Zach Galifianakis * Sputtering sportscasters: “If only faces could talk.” --Pat Summerall And much, much more!
Download or read book Uncle John s The Enchanted Toilet Bathroom Reader for Kids Only written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow Uncle John into an enchanted world so packed with wonders it could only come from the Bathroom Readers' Institute. 2012 ForeWord Reviews Book of the Year Awards, Finalist in Juvenile Nonfiction Category This legendary addition to the wildly successful For Kids Only! series is chock full of the fun facts and eye-popping illustrations that kids have come to love, but this time we’ve added something new: fractured fairy tales . . . in graphic-novel style! They’re brought to life in full color by some of today’s best children’s book illustrators. But wait, there’s more! The Enchanted Toilet also has a whole bunch of mystical activities--including crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and a few magical experiments. All you have to do is wave your magic wand and click your heels together three times. You’ll be enchanted by . . . Fantastic facts! * Real-life princesses (including one with a tattoo!) * Ninja: secrets of the invisible warriors * Where there be dragons * The human magnet and other dark wizards * The real-life Hogwarts Enchanting activities! * How to make a wand * Using treats to catch a leprechaun * Transforming metals with alchemy * Sir Uncle John’s “Guide to Training Your Dragon” Twisted tales! * “The Cockroach, the Mouse, and the Cricket” * “The Fairy Hedgehog” * “Ali Baba and the Forty Steves” * And a brand new King Arthur legend that involves…an enchanted toilet! And much, much more!
Download or read book How to Toilet Train a Cat in 30 Days written by Aaron Watkins and published by . This book was released on 2011-12-13 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you sick of scooping kitty litter all the time? Wish you didn't have to spend so much on kitty litter?Love your cat but HATE the smell of kitty litter? This cat toilet training system will teach you step by step how to toilet train your cat (and yes, we are talking about a real human toilet!). If you think this is impossible, think again. No matter the rumours dog owners spread, your cat is VERY intelligent, and with the useful information you will find in this system, you will be able to train your cat to use the toilet in... 30 days!
Download or read book Cat Toilet Training written by The Nelson Family and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-08-16 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: $$$$$ STOP Cleaning the NASTY & DISGUSTING Litter Box... Start Saving OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS in Cat Litter RIGHT NOW $$$$$ We recently toilet trained our little ball of fur, Princess Peanut, and now we can enjoy a litter-box free fresh-smelling home. In the process, we have saved plenty of money and we can avoid those unwanted arguments about who's turn it is to clean up after the cat. Know the best part about all of this? We completed the entire process in less than 3 months! Yes, that's right. Less than 3 months. We're so proud of our little Princess Peanut that we want to share our experience with you. So What Will YOU Learn?Cat Toilet Training can be broken down into 7 KEY STEPS and you're seconds away from discovering each of these seven easy steps right here in this book. We'll explain what each step entails and include detailed instructions along the way. You will need to prepare your resources with plenty of cat treats, flushable kitty litter, and a progressive training kit available at pet stores and on Amazon.com. Tired of the Cost of Cleaning Litter Boxes? After reading this book you will save THOUSANDS of dollars on litter & supplies... The stench of cat urine & poop will never be detected in your house or condo again!!! You can impress all your cat loving friends with how smart your kitty is... Toilet train your cat in less than 3 months... Start Saving Money & Stop Cleaning Litter Boxes RIGHT NOW!!! Testimonials:As an owner of cats throughout most of my life, I never really thought about the use of litter boxes until I moved from a house to my Condo recently. Because I've noticed the smell so much more, and the space is smaller, I began searching out an alternative. I bought this guide in the hopes that it could help remedy my dilemma. I'm so happy to say that so far, it is working just as stated. My cat is already on the second ring of the CitiKitty training seat and he's on his way to the next. This guide showed me exactly what I needed to do in order to get him there and I'm thankful for the relative ease of this transition. I really don't think I could have done this without the information received. I've had only two mistakes so far and they were both mine (gotta remember to leave the seat up). From full details on preparation and patience, all the way up to cat & human training in a simple seven step process, this book makes the process all too easy. The writing is succinct & devoid of fillers and the authors are an obvious authority on the subject. Lastly, the illustrations were perfect for letting me see the training works and what I should be expecting. If anyone else is looking for a way to toilet train their cat & don't know what to do, I can wholly attest that this is the perfect manual for illuminating & training you in the most efficient manner possible. - E. A Gray April 9th, 2015. STOP Cleaning, the NASTY & DISGUSTING litter box RIGHT NOW!!! Read This Book, and Save Thousands of Dollars in the Long Run!!!
Download or read book Uncle John s 4 ply Bathroom Reader written by and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 900 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Cat Training written by John Meadows and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-06 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is your cat acting more like an untamed lion than a cute, domesticated kitty? Is your cat scratching, biting and disobeying everything you tell him? Have you ever wondered what your cat is trying to tell you in his language? If you answered YES to any of those questions, then you NEED to read this book. It is very easy to overlook cat training and forget to properly train your kitten from the first day he arrives home. We all know about the effects that an untrained cat can have on our stress levels and wallet. Don't underestimate the effects that proper training and care can have on the behavior of your cat. We all know how tricky it can be to solve behavior problems and understand cats without a guide. Cats can sometimes seem unpredictable and apparently less inclined to cooperate with us. Here's some of what you can expect to learn inside the pages of this book: Learn what triggers bad behaviors and what training mistakes to avoid so you can accelerate the learning process. Understanding what your cat is trying to tell you in his language and completely eliminate guesswork. How to potty train your cat so that he doesn't turn your entire house into his own litter box. How to make older cats accept new members of the family without any unwanted behaviors. Learn how short or long training sessions should be based on your cat's age. This is very important! Proper training can have a lot of good benefits on the health and stress levels of your beloved companion. Your cat will thank you for it. The best moment to start with cat training is right now. Don't let those bad habits continue to sink in! What are you waiting for? Bad behaviors and habits can be tricky to revert the more you let your kitten get away with them. Start training your cat the PROPER way today by scrolling up and clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of this page!
