Download or read book Ultimate Farting Book written by Alec Bromcie and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 1999-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Complete Book of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-10-13 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Download or read book The Ultimate Fart Activity Book written by E V Pepper and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-27 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when you fart in an elevator? It's wrong on so many levels! Welcome to the wonderful world of Farts! This is not your average coloring book. It's the Ultimate Fart Activity Book! This stinky book is filled with clean funny jokes, farty puzzles, the history of farts, fart science, and tons of stinky facts! A perfect gift for your farty friend or kids of all ages. Give the gift of farts today! Happy Coloring! What't the perfect gift for that fart lover in your family? It's the fart activity book! Filled with all the fart information you could ever want and probably too much information in most cases! This book is sure to entertain any adult or kid who is wondering why everybody farts but is afraid to ask. If it's a fart gift your looking for, a funny fart book, or just some farty jokes, this gag gift is guaranteed to have you FOTF (farting on the floor). HAVE FUN FARTING!
Download or read book How to Stop Farting written by Lance Murdock and published by . This book was released on 2014-09-26 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you have a flatulence problem and want to get rid of your gas issues for good, then this book is for you!Farting may be trivial for people who don't experience it or get embarrassed by it regularly, but it is actually a severe handicap for people who find it difficult to be gas free. Having a constant urge to fart can be a great hindrance to a person's social life and sometimes even to their romantic life. Imagine a friendly get-together, or a romantic date, getting ruined by farting. Many people who have experienced it would agree that it is a serious issue. This book will help you understand the basic mechanics of the digestive system and how you can free yourself from flatulence by following simple lifestyle changes. Through reading this book, you will be aware of the myths and diet facts which you must know in order to effectively tackle this condition. And by the end of this book you will no longer worry that your presence in a group may give rise to shame and embarrassment.
Download or read book The Big Book of Farts written by James Carlisle and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.
Download or read book The Ultimate Teddy Bear Book written by Pauline Cockrill and published by . This book was released on 1991 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Charts the evolution of teddy bears, from the first Steiff bear to the modern Merrythought bear. An in-depth catalogue section, organized chronologically by description, and a quick-reference fact panel annotation are included. Teddy bear anatomy, clothes and accessories are displayed for every breed and generation of bear. This book also includes features of well-known personality bears, such as Winnie-the-Pooh and Paddington and includes tips on starting your own collection of teddy bears, caring for bears, and taking part in bear-related activities. Pauline Cockrill is Exhibitions Officer at The Bethnal Green Museum of Childhood.
Download or read book Can Holding in a Fart Kill You written by Andrew Thompson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-23 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling author of Hair of the Dog to Paint the Town Red share more than 150 baffling, bizarre, and enlightening facts in the fun trivia collection. This curious, captivating collection of trivia will surprise and intrigue readers with amazing answers to questions like: • Is Jurassic Park possible? • What causes “the shakes” after drinking a lot of alcohol? • Why do dogs walk in circles before lying down? • What makes popcorn pop? The follow-up to the bestselling What Did We Use Before Toilet Paper?, Can Holding in a Fart Kill You? has even more fun and fascinating trivia. Perfect for the ever-curious trivia lover, this book is the ultimate in truly extraordinary information. From silly to serious to outright bizarre, this expansive collection offers surprising answers and unexpected facts on everything from history and science to pop culture and nature. From the everyday to the fantastical—it's all here. “A very handy book that could honestly, save their life—or just answer all those questions they’re maybe too embarrassed to even google.” —Buzzfeed
Download or read book Find the Farter written by Phyllis F. Hart and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers of all ages will love searching for the smelly offender in this book of hidden farts, a gas-tronomical new approach to the seek-and-find genre and hilarious gift for kids! Can you tell who made the smell in this fart book for kids? Find the Farter is the hilarious new can-you-find picture book that you don't want to miss! Readers of other "who farts" books will delight in finding the farter who let it rip at the zoo, a basketball game, in outer space, on a plane, and more! Perfect for the young and young at heart, this outrageous interactive book is filled with silly clues and bright, highly detailed illustrations that will keep readers giggling as they search for and find hidden objects and people. Why readers love Find the Farter: Laugh-out-loud fun: This hidden picture activity book will delight kids ages 6-12 and up, great for the whole family and classrooms A hilarious read aloud: Includes 15 illustrated scenarios, witty text, and detailed caricatures with funny and expressive faces to provide hints as to who cut the cheese, PLUS bonus items to find on every page The perfect gift for kids: Ideal for holiday stocking stuffers, birthdays, Easter baskets, Christmas, white elephant, and more Screen-free time: Provides hours entertainment for road trips, sleepovers, play dates, or school activities! Fun for reluctant young readers: Hilarious content and clever rhyming clues engages the imaginations of beginner readers and builds reading confidence as they search for the stinky culprit Can You Tell Who Made the Smell?
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Download or read book 99 Facts about Farts written by J. N. Storm and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all do it! It's a fact. And there are so many more facts about farting you probably don't know. Here's the book that will astonish, amaze and not at least give you a good laugh. 99 Facts About Farts is an easy to read astonishing book of facts for all ages. Explore this fun and smelly gas we all produce. You will not regret it!
Download or read book Human Farts written by Fifth Fifth Fart and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-12 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Christmas Gift 2019 for All Ages "Farting, don't think, just fart."― John Cage Enjoy the coloring of people who fart by mistake, proudly or because they can no longer do without it. Fun yourself to coloring almost 50 unthinkable scenes. Discover 'Fartbeat', 'Unshakeble', 'Atomic Farts', 'Love is in the Air', 'Dab Farts', 'Fart of Freedom' and many other unexpected settings. Features Each sheet contains only one printed page (the other page is empty) Large format: 8.5 x 11 inches Are you ready to color the Ultimate Farting Coloring Book?Let's start! Happy coloring!
Download or read book Who Farted written by Farshore and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-08-16 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find all the stinkers hiding in the scenes of this seek and find book.
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Farting written by Alec Bromcie and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book features recipes from Mother Bromcie's kitchen, assistance withontrolling flatulence at the gym and real life letters. In 1999 Alec blewritain away with his farting wisdom. Now his sister, Alicia Bromcie, shareser thoughts on the subject.
Download or read book Books for Kids written by Kawaii Chan and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-07 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilarious fantasy for Minecrafting kids who love Farts! What happens when a kid and his brother from Minecraft end up challenging each other in an Epic Fart Battle? Lots of chaos, jealousy and drama. Go on an epic adventure with two brothers Aiming to be the ULTIMATE FART KING! What have you got to lose now if you fart a lot like I do?
Download or read book Ultimate Farting Animals for Kids written by Olivia Clark and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-05 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We Present to you lion king Pumba's Alibi "Don't be embarrassed! It is natural to fart" in the most natural habitat of life i.e., animals farting. So, what are you holding out for? Hurry and grab a copy before you feel embarrassed to fart again. What it Includes: - A sassy porcupine with sharp quills that will lash out at anyone who embarrasses someone by farting. - A purring cat rubbing its paws on the ground while farting. - You'll see a lovely peachy pig butt farting on the screen, and you'll have to fill in the pinkish color on its skin. - A Wise Bearded Rat giving a lecture to the world about how natural it is to fart to everyone. - A goldfish farts in deep-sea waters, causing bubbles to rise to the surface. Why us? We expertly and effectively meet high expectations, so filling the colors in your favorite Animals feel comforting as it frees you from the regret of farting. So, what are you waiting for? Snaffle this Exciting book before the stock runs out.
Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
Download or read book Animal Fart Bombs written by Sledgepainter Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-28 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you or someone you know love animals and also finds farts hilarious? Then this would be the perfect gift for them, or just good for gags and laughs to brighten someone's day! Illustrated for kids and adults alike, with a focus on being a little touch of whimsical, with just a dash of grossness, with detail that isn't completely overwhelming. They are cute, amusing critters that will share with you an array of comical antics, every page meant to make you embarrassingly laugh out loud! But it's not just a coloring book! It offers a lot more fun for the crafty-handed colorist! It's a unique experience you will just have to share with others. You'll find in these 116 pages this ultimate fart-laden content: 40 Coloring Pages (Single-sided, though with the title of the image on the back side) 1 Maze (Can also be colored) 1 Draw-Your-Own Fart-a-tee 1 Tic-Tac-Toot Game Board w/4 sets of 5 Tokens (20 DIY Token Cut Outs) 2 Fart Block Squares Game Pages 3 Color in the Farts in a Row Game Pages 6 Farty Bookmarks (DIY Cut Outs) 1 Dice Cube (DIY Cut Out) 7 Race Tracks (DIY Cut Outs) 9 Player Tokens (DIY Cut Outs) 15 Bonus Poop Tokens (DIY Cut-Outs) 57 Playing Cards (DIY Cut-Outs) 1 Color Testing Page You are guaranteed to find an animal you adore in these pages, including: sloth, cats, dogs, hippo, dolphin, shark, honey badger, hyena, llama, narwhal, frog, turtle, spider, dodo, bigfoot, dragon, unicorn, horse, panda, manatee, owl, lion, elephant, tiger, platypus, axolotl, dinsoaurs, giraffe, and so many more! Enjoy coloring and also creating your very own game pieces and cards. And if you like this artwork, be sure to check out more by this quirky seller!
