Download or read book Try Not to Be a Cunt 108 Page Funny Swear Word Journal Inspirational Profanity Sarcasm Humor Notebook for Adults written by Pretty Profanity Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-10-24 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Try Not To Be A Cunt" is a hilarious inappropriate sarcastic motivational writing journal for women. Jot down notes, thoughts and feelings about your daily life in this humorous notebook. Keep a living record of your funny stories, offbeat adventures and experiences. It's also a great place for your creative writing, poetry or inspirations for your next project. Best of all, it will give your friends and coworkers a giggle! This is a blank, lined 108 page notebook with a Buddha statue ironic spiritual themed cover. Makes a great year-round gift or stocking stuffer for women or anyone else who has a good sense of offbeat humor. It makes a great gag gift to give to your mom, sister, girlfriend, coworker or teacher. Just as long as they can take a joke! Features: 108 pages 6x9 college ruled line white paper gorgeous matte-finished cover If you are looking for other unique gift ideas, make sure to click on the author name for more great books.
Download or read book Cunt written by Inga Muscio and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2002-10-15 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An ancient title of respect for women, the word “cunt” long ago veered off this noble path. Inga Muscio traces the road from honor to expletive, giving women the motivation and tools to claim “cunt” as a positive and powerful force in their lives. In this fully revised edition, she explores, with candidness and humor, such traditional feminist issues as birth control, sexuality, jealousy between women, and prostitution with a fresh attitude for a new generation of women. Sending out a call for every woman to be the Cuntlovin' Ruler of Her Sexual Universe, Muscio stands convention on its head by embracing all things cunt-related. This edition is fully revised with updated resources, a new foreword from sexual pioneer Betty Dodson, and a new afterword by the author. “Bright, sharp, empowering, long-lasting, useful, sexy....”—San Francisco Chronicle “... Cunt provides fertile ground for psychological growth.”—San Francisco Bay Guardian “Cunt does for feminism what smoothies did for high-fiber diets—it reinvents the oft-indigestible into something sweet and delicious.”—Bust Magazine
Download or read book A Book for a Cunt written by Adam Stevenson and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-23 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of inspirational quotes to remind the cunt in your life, that they are, indeed, a cunt. Would make the perfect joke gift.
Download or read book All the Ways I Think You re a Cunt written by Matt Shaw and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-07-13 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know that one person who is a massive cunt. We try and explain to them why they're a cunt but - they just don't get it. Sometimes it is easier to explain things with pictures... And that's the whole reason for this book... A simple picture guide to show people the many ways in which they can perceived to be a bit of a cunt... Save your breath, buy the book and pass it to the cunts. Maybe they'll learn their lesson and stop being so cunty?
Download or read book The Profane written by Zayd Dohrn and published by Dramatists Play Service, Inc.. This book was released on 2017-09-29 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Safe in the liberal fortress of Manhattan, Raif Almedin is a first-generation immigrant who prides himself on his modern, enlightened views. But when his daughter falls for the son of a conservative Muslim family in White Plains, he discovers the threshold of his tolerance. In this sharp and timely tale, two families are forced to confront each other’s religious beliefs and cultural traditions, and to face their own deep-seated prejudice.
Download or read book Bottle written by Ivor Baddiel and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-02-24 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Steve Fist was the football hooligan's football hooligan and Bottle is his story, so it follows that he is now the ex-football hooligan turned writer's ex-football hooligan turned writer. Between the years 1975 and 1991, not one day went by when he didn't beat the absolute living crap out of at least one person for belonging to another team's firm, looking at him, thinking about looking at him, looking at his bird, thinking about looking at his bird, knocking over his pint or breathing. It's a story about the extreme end of extreme violence, but at the same time it's a tale about the worst excesses of brutality, sadism and senseless bloodshed. It's not for the faint-hearted or, indeed, the illiterate; in fact, it's not for anyone, really. Steve threatened the publishers with a sledge-hammer and, hey presto, the book got published, but then that's how Martin Amis started, allegedly, so who knows what it might lead to? The Booker? The Pulitzer? Or maybe even the Nobel Prize for Literature? One thing is for certain, though: it's a story that every youngster thinking about a career in violence should read or have read to them, because thinking you're hard is one thing, being hard is another, but writing a book about how hard you were - now that's hard.
Download or read book Pretty Bitches written by Lizzie Skurnick and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These empowering essays from leading women writers examine the power of the gendered language that is used to diminish women -- and imagine a more liberated world. Words matter. They wound, they inflate, they define, they demean. They have nuance and power. "Effortless," "Sassy," "Ambitious," "Aggressive": What subtle digs and sneaky implications are conveyed when women are described with words like these? Words are made into weapons, warnings, praise, and blame, bearing an outsized influence on women's lives -- to say nothing of our moods. No one knows this better than Lizzie Skurnick, writer of the New York Times' column "That Should be A Word"and a veritable queen of cultural coinage. And in Pretty Bitches, Skurnick has rounded up a group of powerhouse women writers to take on the hidden meanings of these words, and how they can limit our worlds -- or liberate them. From Laura Lipmann and Meg Wolizer to Jennifer Weiner and Rebecca Traister, each writer uses her word as a vehicle for memoir, cultural commentary, critique, or all three. Spanning the street, the bedroom, the voting booth, and the workplace, these simple words have huge stories behind them -- stories it's time to examine, re-imagine, and change.
Download or read book Necessary Journey written by Journey360 and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2004 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Necessary Journey through the pleasure, pain and passion of being alive is seductive as sin and as promising as redemption. With an unblinking eye it offers a raw and sometimes devastating look at self and society. Come and explore a series of destinations faced and examined in this riveting emotional and spiritual sojourn. Experience the doubts, angst and ecstasy of searching for and knowing love; the struggle to keep and the anguish of having to let it go. Embrace this glimpse inside a soul that lashes out at social injustices and mourns what is fast becoming our lost generation. Share the despair of parents trying to keep their children in school, struggling not to lose them to the streets and the lure of easy money. Question the value system that lauds rap stars as heroes while glorifying a lifestyle that comes with a body count. Look closely within yourself and then back at institutionalized religions replete with their plastic gods, false prophets and malevolent deities. Necessary Journey is a middle passage of mind, body and spirit in pursuit of the freedom of self-possession. At once demanding and pleading, sinful and righteous, this is poetry with a pulse.
Download or read book Try Not to Be a Cunt Buddha 108 Page Funny Swear Word Journal Inspirational Profanity Sarcasm Humor Notebook for Adults written by Sassy Humor Publications and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-10-25 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Try Not To Be A Cunt - Buddha" is a hilariously inappropriate sarcastic motivational writing journal for both women or men. Jot down notes, thoughts and feelings about your daily life in this humorous notebook. Keep a living record of your funny stories, offbeat adventures and experiences. It's also a great place for your creative writing, poetry or inspirations for your next project. Best of all, it will give your friends and coworkers a giggle! This is a blank, lined 108 page notebook with a Buddha statue ironic spiritual themed cover. Makes a great year-round gift or stocking stuffer for women or anyone else who has a good sense of offbeat humor. It makes a great gag gift to give to your mom, sister, girlfriend, coworker or teacher. Just as long as they can take a joke! Features: 108 pages 6x9 college ruled line white paper gorgeous matte-finished cover If you are looking for other unique gift ideas, make sure to click on the author name for more great books.
Download or read book Try Not to Be a Cunt written by Swearing Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-12 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Try Not To Be A Cunt - Swearing Sloth journal with 100 lined pages, ready for you to get a little creative now and then, with or without curse words. The cover shows a cute, adorable and offensive cursing sloth. This notebook is convenient in size to carry anywhere with you for writing, journaling, doodling and note taking. It's a hilarious gift for a friend or colleague who likes sarcasm and swearing. Surprise and shock them in a humoristic offending way and put a smile on their face. Grab one now, it's better than sending a card! Features Unique design with a funny offensive sloth Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 ruled pages of lined paper High-quality white paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work This Try Not To Be A Cunt - Swearing Sloth journal is the perfect (gag) book gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, graduation, Labor Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, White Elephant, Yankee Swap, Secret Santa or any special occasion. This sarcastic journal notebook makes an hilarious gag gift for yourself or anyone special with a great sense of humor.
Download or read book Try Me written by Amanda Richensexi and published by Amanda Richensexi. This book was released on 2023-12-11 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wendy LaBruce, geeky CAD drafter for Almatto Tech Joy, finds herself caught in an awkward position with her product in development just as hottie Conn Milidonis strolls by. Reasons why Conn is no-man's land for her: He's way too hot for this virgin to handle. He's a social snob. That is all. A steamy, sassy, sexy, BREATHTAKINGLY romantic 25,000-word novella in the Seven Tech Tower universe. For lovers of romance, artificial intelligence, and short, sizzling, happy reads.
Download or read book Knots Selected Works of RD Laing Vol 7 written by RD Laing and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Originally published in 1970, Knots consists of a series of dialogue-scenarios that can be read as poems or brief plays, each complete in itself. Each chapter describes a different kind of relationship: the "knots" of the title: bonds of love, dependency, uncertainty, jealousy. The dialogues could be those between lovers, between parents and children, between analysts and patients or all of these merged together. Each brilliantly demonstrates Laing's insights into the intricacies of human relationships.
Download or read book Diary of an Oxygen Thief written by Anonymous and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-23 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hurt people hurt people. Say there was a novel in which Holden Caulfield was an alcoholic and Lolita was a photographer’s assistant and, somehow, they met in Bright Lights, Big City. He’s blinded by love. She by ambition. Diary of an Oxygen Thief is an honest, hilarious, and heartrending novel, but above all, a very realistic account of what we do to each other and what we allow to have done to us.
Download or read book Michiel Heyns Three Novels in One written by Michiel Heyns and published by Jonathan Ball Publishers. This book was released on 2015-07-06 with total page 786 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lost Ground is a richly textured novel set in contemporary South Africa. The murder of a beautiful woman shatters the rural village peace of Alfredville, and her husband, the police station commander, is jailed as chief suspect. Her cousin Peter, a freelance writer in London, returns to South Africa for the first time in decades - unsettled, curious, but also in search of a career-defining story.As Peter abandons the neatly patterned story he had planned and is forced to participate in a community that he once despised, he begins to reconsider his place in the world. In search of Desirée's story, he now starts to rewrite his own - till events take an even more shocking turn... Lost Ground explores questions of xenophobia and prejudice, of national, sexual and personal identity, and what it means to be a foreigner wherever you go. In Invisible Furies Christopher Turner returns to Paris after a thirty-year absence. He is here to extricate his best friend's son Eric from the mercenary machinations of some Parisian gold-digger - or so it is assumed, at home in South Africa. Christopher, with melancholy memories of Paris, is deeply ambivalent about the city; and, as for the young Eric, Christopher remembers him as a brutish lout with little to recommend himself.As Christopher comes to know and enjoy this ambiguous world, he finds his moral categories challenged: is beauty a trap for the innocent young, or a self-validating, even ennobling attribute of a fully lived life? Responding to the gentle appeal of Beatrice, he feels ever more strongly that the young man's place is in Paris with her, rather than on his father's farm in Franschhoek. But Eric has ideas of his own . . . Exploring, as in the widely applauded Lost Ground, the tensions between the fatherland and a larger world, Michiel Heyns turns an ironic eye on the most seductive city on earth, and traces with humour and insight the invisible furies of the heart. In A Sportful Malice a young South African literary scholar, Michael Marcussi, is offered, via a Facebook contact, a house in the Tuscan village of Gianocini, and he accepts with alacrity: this is just the space and quiet he needs to complete his study of Literary Representations of Tuscany. But even before he has boarded his plane at Stansted Airport, things start vexing him: an obnoxious old man jumps the boarding queue, and Michael is given the evil eye by a belligerent bovver boy covered in tattoos. Nor is this to be his last meeting with these objectionable characters: they turn up in unexpected places, first in Florence and then in Gianocini itself, with a frequency that cannot be purely coincidental. In the meantime Michael is pursuing his own extracurricular agenda, through the streets of Florence and the passages of the Uffizi, then through the medieval alleys of Gianocini, only to find himself the object of mysterious designs and the subject of some very disturbing paintings. Add to this the innocent but curious Wouter, the startlingly rude upper-class harridan, Sophronia, the beautiful but supercilious Paolo and a dog called Thanatos: the Tuscan sun never shone on a more bizarre mix. A Sportful Malice is a scintillating tale of love, revenge and trippa.
Download or read book Trancas written by Adriana Rowan and published by . This book was released on 1980 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Some Limericks written by Norman Douglas and published by Library of Alexandria. This book was released on 1964-01-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Seven Days of Cain written by Ramsey Campbell and published by Samhain Publishing, Ltd.. This book was released on 2012 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following two gruesome murders, photographer Andy Bentley begins receiving mysterious emails that contain hints that the murderer has a personal connection to him.
