Download or read book Truth Farts written by Natalie Kirby and published by . This book was released on 2021-12-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do farts and the truth have in common?Both always have a way of coming out.Experience this modern-day Pinocchio story, with an unusual twist.A laugh out loud rhyming children's picture book, that proves discovering the truth may not be as easy as pie.Find out if Billy's friends can help teach him one of life's biggest lessons...the importance of telling the truth.Billy had been warned along the waythat truth farts could show up on any given day,but he never believed what that had to say.That is, until one day...A hilarious WhodunitEngaging, whimsical, colorful illustrationsIn between giggles, children will learn the importance of telling the truthOne of the best rhyming read-aloud fart books for kids, and kids at heartThis book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly fart humor (not overly gross)

Download or read book FACTZ TRUTH written by Benjamin Hawks and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-10-20 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I AM TRUTH & theses are the FACTZ created into poems This is my art I present to you in the form of a book consisting of all types of poems from Love to Pain life problems and teaching you the reader there's always more to life than what you have, achieve in getting what you believe you should have.

Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Download or read book The Science of Poop and Farts written by Alex Woolf and published by Franklin Watts. This book was released on 2017-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Published in Great Britain in 2017 by The Salariya Book Company Ltd."

Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Big Book of Farty Facts written by Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2017-07 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How much do you know about farts? Fish fart. Astronauts fart even more. Even dead people fart. Farts can destroy the planet, but smelling farts can be good for your health. Ancient fart jokes, fart religion, farts that started wars. All this and more in this hilarious but true encyclopedia of the windy and wacky world of musical gas.

Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Big Book of Farty Facts written by Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-10 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How much do you know about farts? Fish fart. Astronauts fart even more. Even dead people fart. Farts can destroy the planet, but smelling farts can be good for your health. Ancient fart jokes, fart religion, farts that started wars. All this and more in this hilarious but true encyclopedia of the windy and wacky world of musical gas.

Download or read book Fart o Pedia written by Rip Van Ripperton and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An colorfully illustrated encyclopedia of fart facts, jokes, riddles, and more! Flatulently funny and perfect for ages 7–12! With humorous entries that include types of farts, food items that cause gas, what farts are called in different countries, jokes and riddles, sidebars, science, rules, advice, how to’s, and more, this book is the gassiest gift for the fart fan in any family. It contains a mishmash of information, perfect for bathroom reading and rippin' jokes with your pals. Entries include: Dog, the: Who you blame when you pass gas at the dinner table. How to save a fart for later. Fart in a glass Mason jar. Quickly put the lid on and screw it tightly. Have a friend open it later. Once you’ve done this, send us a note telling us whether or not it worked. "Hoof Hearted Ice Melted:" Say it out loud five times. You’ll get it. Pull my finger: What someone says to a friend when they have a fart locked and loaded. Once the friend pulls the finger, the fart is unleashed. Great trick that only works once. Silent but deadly (SBD): A fart that comes out with barely a whisper but then knocks everyone out with its noxious stench.

Download or read book 100 Facts about Farts written by Inspire Publications and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-14 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all do it! It's a fact. And there are so many more facts about farting you probably don't know. The Book of Farts! This book contains everything you need to know about farts! From how many times you fart a day, whose fart smells the worst and also how farts lead to explosions 100 Facts About Farts is an easy to read astonishing book of facts for all ages . Explore this fun and smelly gas we all produce.You will not regret it!

Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Second Big Book of Farty Facts written by M.D. Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-28 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.

Download or read book 99 Facts about Farts written by J. N. Storm and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all do it! It's a fact. And there are so many more facts about farting you probably don't know. Here's the book that will astonish, amaze and not at least give you a good laugh. 99 Facts About Farts is an easy to read astonishing book of facts for all ages. Explore this fun and smelly gas we all produce. You will not regret it!

Download or read book Nogo Gogo written by and published by Bugady Books. This book was released on 2018-09-13 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Flooding the market with a funky pill is the last hope for a squirrelly pink sheet company. While scheming to maximize her holdings, the medical counsel for the drug (Nogo) discovers a peculiar strain of lettuce that induces bizarre, paranormal changes. The lettuce is grown by Gogo, a weird cult headed by a dazzling guru. Two unlikely heroes are imprisoned in the castle turret and fed a diet of the unusual lettuce. They evolve intellect beyond enlightenment and fortitude never seen before. Nogo proves deadly and a big supply of the magic lettuce must be shipped fast, or else we're doomed!

Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

Download or read book Who Cut the Cheese written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2011-01-26 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've told you HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS. We've taken you UP SHIT CREEK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question...WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a fart? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find farts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific fart tales, then offers the kind of fun facts you'll be dying to let slip at social occasions, in chapters like "Fart Facts That Aren't Just Hot Air," "Gone with the Wind" (on famous movie farts), and "Le Petomane & the Art of the Fart" (on the most famous windbag in history). From fact to fiction to frivolous flatulence, this book is unquestionably a ripping good read.

Download or read book Never Trust a Fart written by Jason Herbert and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-19 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like a hard hitting investigative reporter, I asked the tough questions and got down to the truth! Grown men throughout the world regularly poop their pants. Here are their stories.

Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Second Big Book of Farty Facts written by M. D. Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-28 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.

Download or read book Toots and Poots in a World Full of Snoots written by Susan G. Charles and published by Susan G. Charles . This book was released on 2014-01-05 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: This children's book may instigate farts, flatulence and lots of laughter too. And it's the perfect book to grab the attention of reluctant readers too. Read on to find out more about a boy named "Toots", his adventures into the gas-tly arts, and the lessons he learned "in the end"! Your kids will love this kids fart book - and they might learn something too! And it might even encourage reluctant readers to join in and read as well! READER REVIEWS: "I can't thank this book enough for opening my sons interest to the wonders of reading." "I read the book to my Grandson, and he asked to hear it again and again. That's indicating to me that it is a good story!"Call it what you will - farting, flatulence, passing gas, poot, toot, fart, air biscuit, booty bomb, bubblers, gas, flatus, poo gas, ripsnorter, silent but deadly (one of my favorites), smelly jelly, stinker, trouser trumpet, wild wind, etc. - we're all talking about the same thing here - farting! "Toots and Poots in a World Full of Snoots: The Amazing True Story of One Boys Gas-tly Abilities" is the story of a kindergarten aged boy, Timothy Oscar O’Toole, AKA, Toots, who has a talent for farting - a skill he obviously loves to share with all his friends. This fart story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Who knew farts, poots, tooting, flatulence and farting could be so much FUN!!!!

Download or read book The Fartionary written by Andy Jones and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2014-12-01 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, THE FARTIONARY is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! Now in B-format. Do girls fart more than boys? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in ... THE FARTIONARY! Andy Jones explodes the farty facts! Find out: • the do's and don'ts of the babbling bottom • why the family that farts together stays together • what to do when Pop goes POP! Plus, discover your farting personality type, learn how to talk your way out of a stinky situation and impress your friends with the funniest fart jokes. The coolest collection of all things farty! 'THE FARTIONARY made me laugh so hard I farted!' Professor Fartypants 'Hey, Professor Fartypants, pull my finger!' Doctor Stinksalot Ages: 6+