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Book Travel More for Less

    Book Details:
  • Author : Bruce Josephs
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2016-05-25
  • ISBN : 9780994583703
  • Pages : 176 pages

Download or read book Travel More for Less written by Bruce Josephs and published by . This book was released on 2016-05-25 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the full colour quintessential guide to planning travel anywhere and at any standard, for best value. It is equally useful for backpackers organising their gap year, retirees planning their newly retired trip, and everyone in between.It provides practical advice for each step of the planning process. From organising passports and visas, to finding best value air tickets and accommodation, to finding the best overland route, the book covers it all. There are sections that look at what to take, where the best value countries are, and how to look after oneself on the road. The book's original images include a zebra crossing (ie crossing the road), a highway blocked by bamboo, a wooden motorcycle and markets that come to you.It will be the best money you will spend in organising your trip. This book will save you money. People who have not travelled before will gain the most from the book. However, even seasoned travellers will probably pick up something of value.The book is being used as a resource for a training course, teaching people how to travel more for less.After travelling to over 80 countries and external territories spanning every continent over a period of about 30 years, Bruce Josephs had learnt a lot about how to save money travelling and wanted to give something back to other would be travellers. This books is the outcome.

Book How to Travel the World on  50 a Day

Download or read book How to Travel the World on 50 a Day written by Matt Kepnes and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-01-06 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *UPDATED 2017 EDITION* New York Times bestseller! No money? No problem. You can start packing your bags for that trip you’ve been dreaming a lifetime about. For more than half a decade, Matt Kepnes (aka Nomadic Matt) has been showing readers of his enormously popular travel blog that traveling isn’t expensive and that it’s affordable to all. He proves that as long as you think out of the box and travel like locals, your trip doesn’t have to break your bank, nor do you need to give up luxury. How to Travel the World on $50 a Day reveals Nomadic Matt’s tips, tricks, and secrets to comfortable budget travel based on his experience traveling the world without giving up the sushi meals and comfortable beds he enjoys. Offering a blend of advice ranging from travel hacking to smart banking, you’ll learn how to: * Avoid paying bank fees anywhere in the world * Earn thousands of free frequent flyer points * Find discount travel cards that can save on hostels, tours, and transportation * Get cheap (or free) plane tickets Whether it’s a two-week, two-month, or two-year trip, Nomadic Matt shows you how to stretch your money further so you can travel cheaper, smarter, and longer.

Book Smart Ways to Travel the World Cheap

    Book Details:
  • Author : Daniel N. Silva
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2017-11-09
  • ISBN : 9781979630207
  • Pages : 426 pages

Download or read book Smart Ways to Travel the World Cheap written by Daniel N. Silva and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-09 with total page 426 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Smart Ways to Travel the World Cheap How To Discover More, Spend Less, and Visit The Best Places Around The World Planning - Organising - Exploring Travelling is meant to be experienced, to discover the beauty this planet has to offer, as well as its diverse culture. Visiting new places, tasting unusual food or even taking part in a wilder trip will take you out of your comfort zone. Travelling increases willingness to try new and exciting things that you would not normally do, or would not have the courage to do at home. This book teaches the ins and outs of smart travelling, including discovering more, spending less and travelling to the best locations. You will learn effective hitchhiking, and how to find low-cost airfares, travelling by air, train or bus - everything you need to know to have that best experience! Smart Ways to Travel the World Cheap is a guide to those with a passionate thirst for exploration, including newbie's and those afraid of adventure. It is written to share the best strategies about exploring amazing places around the world. How to discover more, spend less, and visit the best regions and cities on each continent. This book gives the best tips and essential points regarding: Travel perception. Smart banking while abroad. Choosing the best credit card. Finding cheap flights. Using discount cards. Travel costs and saving strategies. Food and beverage savings. Taking advantage of discounts on activities and attractions. Travel insurance. This book will also explore smart and cheap ways to travel around different regions, as well as the best cities to visit in: #10004 North, Central and South America. #10004 Europe. #10004 Africa. #10004 Middle East. #10004 Southern Asia. #10004 Oriental Asia. #10004 Southeast Asia. #10004 Australia and New Zealand. The ideas in this book will facilitate a nomadic lifestyle for many travellers. Everybody loves travelling - this is a known fact. However, it's important to recognise that visiting new places and cultures, and exploring the world is genuinely beneficial to our physical and mental health. After reading this book, you will be convinced and ready to schedule your next trip, and you will have totally new ideas about exploring the world.

Book Make Your Travel Dollars Worth a Fortune

Download or read book Make Your Travel Dollars Worth a Fortune written by Tim Leffel and published by Travelers' Tales. This book was released on 2011-03-23 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Not another collection of checklists or tips on coupons or promotions, this practical guide teaches travelers — novice or seasoned — how to take advantage of travel opportunities by avoiding the typical tourist mentality. Author Tim Leffel shows readers how to bypass the traps that drive up expenses and find the best value, whether as a young backpacker or a wealthy retiree. Drawing on his own extensive experience (including three yearlong trips around the globe as well as his experience as an industry insider), the author also covers what steps to take and what resources to use to save money on travel and how to travel better — or more often — on a smaller budget. A dozen other notable travel writers and subject matter experts contribute sidebars on specific ways to save.

Book Big Travel  Small Budget

    Book Details:
  • Author : Ryan Shauers
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2015-08-19
  • ISBN : 9780692531860
  • Pages : 126 pages

Download or read book Big Travel Small Budget written by Ryan Shauers and published by . This book was released on 2015-08-19 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn How to Travel Better while Traveling on a Budget To experience the freedom of long-term travel you need to either have a lot of money in your bank account or you have to cut corners and travel uncomfortably to stick to a budget. The Real Struggle is That Travel is Just Too Expensive You know you'd love to travel more, but the typical budget travel advice says you should sleep on the couches of strangers, pile into crowded "chicken" buses, or eat Top Ramen in your hostel dorm room. There has to be a better way to travel cheap over the long-term and save money. Ryan Shauers' new book "Big Travel, Small Budget" helps you look at long-term travel in a whole new way. Based on the lessons learned in nearly three years of travel, this book will show you how to save money traveling and provide you with an inexpensive path to a rich life. Introducing: "Big Travel, Small Budget - How to Travel More, Spend Less, and See the World." This book includes sections on: How much money you really need to have on hand and how long it will last you (it probably isn't as much as you think). How traveling as an overlander can be one of the most liberating (and affordable) ways to travel. How to fly around the country or around the world for pennies on the dollar. How you can move overseas, become a temporary expat, and live nearly rent free thanks to the new sharing economy. How to find lodging for weeks or even months in some of the most desirable places around the world and not pay for it.Your biggest obstacle to achieving your travel dreams (and how to overcome it).And much, much more! Each tactic outlined in this book when used by itself will provide you with a big win, but the synergistic effect when combined is where you can save not just hundreds, but many thousands of dollars. But more important than just saving money is the realization that you can finally make your travel dreams come true, even on a limited budget. It's time to stop putting off your travels for "someday" and some to-be-determined date in the future. Big Travel, Small Budget provides a simple framework that will change your perspective on how you can travel more affordably whether for a few weeks, a few months, or even longer. Scroll to the top of the page and click the "buy now" button to turn your travel dreams into your reality!

Book Take More Vacations

    Book Details:
  • Author : Scott Keyes
  • Publisher : HarperCollins
  • Release : 2021-05-11
  • ISBN : 0062993569
  • Pages : 290 pages

Download or read book Take More Vacations written by Scott Keyes and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ** USAToday Bestseller ** The founder of Scott’s Cheap Flights explains why we’re searching for airfare all wrong, shares the strategies that have saved his two million newsletter subscribers a collective $500 million on airfare, and presents a bold new approach for how to see the world while never overpaying for flights again. When Scott Keyes booked flights to Italy for $130 roundtrip and Japan for $169 roundtrip, he didn’t just uncover amazing fares; it was the beginning of a new approach that makes travel possible for anyone who has dreamed of seeing the world. What’s stopping us all from traveling more? The confusion of buying airfare—not knowing when to book, where to buy, or what to pay. Take More Vacations is the guidebook for anyone hoping to turn one annual vacation into three. Readers will discover why the traditional way of planning vacations undercuts our ability to enjoy them, and how a new strategy can lead to cheaper fares and more trips. Why cheap flights never have to be inconvenient flights, and all the steps you can take to get a good fare even when you don’t have flexibility. The surprising best week for international travel, and how small airports actually get the best deals. Keyes challenges the conventional wisdom that it costs thousands of dollars to fly overseas and shows readers how to make previously unthinkable trips possible.

Book International Travel Secrets

Download or read book International Travel Secrets written by Michael Wedaa and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Step-by-step instructions on finding rock-bottom prices on travel without booking last minute or staying in crowded hostels. A must read for beginning travelers and seasoned travelers alike. Find out how to see a country in 2 days and how to use layovers as a tool to see more countries for free." - back cover.

Book Plan Your Escape

    Book Details:
  • Author : Wayne Dunlap
  • Publisher : AuthorHouse
  • Release : 2011-10-26
  • ISBN : 1456795686
  • Pages : 272 pages

Download or read book Plan Your Escape written by Wayne Dunlap and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-10-26 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a travel TV Host (Plan Your Escape), travel columnist for the Huffington Post and experienced traveler (100 countries), turn your travel dreams into reality with this acclaimed, groundbreaking, and inspiring how-to travel book. You will learn to safely travel and see more for half the cost for all trips from a weekend getaway to longer vacations and trips with comprehensive planning tools and checklists. You deserve this popular selling book! It makes a great gift that keeps on giving. Former economics professor tells 100's of powerful cost-saving and how-to travel tips revealing proven secrets the travel industry does not want you to know! Learn to get the best deals on airfare, hotels, tours, car rentals, restaurants, cruises, and more. Both experienced and occasional travelers say Plan Your Escape, Secrets of Traveling the World for Less Than the Cost of Living at Home is an inspiring and comprehensive how-to travel book: "It gets people exploring possibilities they never thought of". It shatters common misconceptions about traveling showing you how traveling the world or living somewhere can be safer, easier, and more affordable than you think. This book gives you the practical resources, planning tools & checklists, cost-saving strategies, and tips missing in travel guidebooks.? From experienced travelers who have visited 100 countries, you will learn how to:?? Discover 100's of cost-saving and bargain-finding strategies for all trips, even a weekend getaway, so powerful the authors were able to travel for 2 years for less than $100/day for a couple, which they could never have afforded otherwise Get the best deals on airfare, hotels, cruises, tours, car rentals, restaurants, and more Choose the right destination for you and plan your trip Stay safe minimizing security risks far from home and tips and tools for maintaining a healthy lifestyle Save time and money with hidden secrets - 200 of the best Internet travel websites and apps Fall in love all over again! - how to bring you closer to a partner and how to get a reluctant partner to go travel, also great tips for solo travelers? How-to-pack with comprehensive checklists for women and men - pack light, have more, and still be prepared Reduce stress with step-by-step 5-month trip planning and preparation checklists and action steps Useful travel tips for experienced, occasional, and beginning travelers for any trip or living somewhere for 1-2 weeks or longer like several months Handle money & credit cards, Stay in touch cheaply with friends and family, Pay your bills online, Rent your home, Set up a travel blog, Take photos like a pro, and much more The Dunlaps rented their home and traveled the world for 2 years and are members of the exclusive Travelers' Century Club visiting 100 countries on 6 continents as well as 44 U.S. states. They have done home exchanges, taken 27 cruises on 13 different cruise lines on ships ranging from 10 to 3,000 passengers, and over 100 trips together taking cars, trains, buses, organized tours, and independent travel all over the world. Traveling is their passion! The Dunlaps have met scores of people along their worldwide journeys who asked hundreds of questions. They realized many people dream of taking a travel adventure but felt it would be too expensive with too many unknowns or didn't know the best way to pack or where to begin to make it actually happen. Plan Your Escape combines real-life answers with countless hours of research from travel experts. The experienced traveler will learn at lot. For occasional travelers, they show you how to start out slow, choose the right trip for you, and work up to longer trips or stays. They present ideas about how to get a reluctant partner interested in travel and how to bring you closer together even on a 24/7 basis. Plan Your Escape is the travel-planning guide Americans need.

Book The Millennial Travel Guidebook

Download or read book The Millennial Travel Guidebook written by Matt Wilson and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-10 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you a Millennial who is scared of the work, sleep, repeat paradigm? Would you like to travel more, see the world, and find your personal freedom? Do you want to escape mediocrity and start living the life you were born to? In The Millennial Travel Guidebook: Escape More, Spend Less, & Make Travel a Priority in Your Life, you will find the answers to the questions that eluded your parents and grandparents. Read this book to find the freedom you have been looking for, with chapters that examine: *How to get over your fears of traveling the world. *Why Millennials have more opportunities for world travel than any generation before. *What holds us back from buying a plane ticket and taking the plunge. *Making money on the side and saving for travel. *Finding the unique travel style that suits your personality and budget. *Finding the best deals on flights, car rentals, and accommodations. *Which credit cards, frequent flier miles, and rewards programs are the best. *Packing tips from the world's experts. *How to build a lifestyle you love by following your own path. No one ever lies on their deathbed wishing they had spent more time in the office or waited longer to follow their dreams. No one ever regrets taking time to see the world and discover everything they are capable of. You have the chance to build the life of your dreams while you are still young. Read The Millennial Travel Guidebook and start creating it now!

Book Travel More

    Book Details:
  • Author : Jen Holloway
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2017-12-07
  • ISBN : 9781973484639
  • Pages : 111 pages

Download or read book Travel More written by Jen Holloway and published by . This book was released on 2017-12-07 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You've always wanted to see the world but lacked the budget to make it happen. You see friends on your social media feed in faraway destinations and wonder, "How do they do it?" Now you can learn all the tricks and tips for big travel with small money. Unlike expert blogs and sources geared toward advanced travel hackers, this book starts at the very beginning, walking you through the bargain travel basics.

Book How To Travel On A Budget

    Book Details:
  • Author : Aventuras De Viaje
  • Publisher : SF Nonfiction Books
  • Release : 2019-07-24
  • ISBN : 1925979075
  • Pages : 60 pages

Download or read book How To Travel On A Budget written by Aventuras De Viaje and published by SF Nonfiction Books. This book was released on 2019-07-24 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Save Big on Your Next Travel Adventure! No matter where you're headed, this book will save you $$$. It includes 50+ budget travel tips to save you money on dining, transport, accommodation, and sightseeing. This is a must-read if you're a traveler, because spending less means traveling more. Get it now. Budget Travel Tips Galore * 15+ tips on how to get cheap flights WITHOUT spending hours searching on the internet. * The low down on trains, planes, and automobiles, and which is the better choice budget travel wise. * Why buying the cheaper flight will sometimes end up costing you more. * The best times to buy to get the cheapest flights and why you shouldn't wait around. * 10 great budget travel tips for getting cheap or free accommodation. This Budget Travel Book Also Includes * The 5 top tips for choosing the cheapest places to eat - without getting sick! * A simple travel tip shows how you can see the major attractions without paying retail price. * How to see the things that most other budget travelers never will, and save money doing it. * How you can actually get paid for booking the cheapest flights, accommodation, and tours. * Useful links guaranteed to help you save money while you travel. Limited Time Only... Get your copy of How to Travel on a Budget today and you will also receive: * Free SF Nonfiction Books new releases * Exclusive discount offers * Downloadable sample chapters * Bonus content … and more! How to Travel on a Budget is a must-have resource for your next adventure, because whether you're road-tripping or globetrotting, the tips inside will save you money. Get it now.

Book Ten Years a Nomad

    Book Details:
  • Author : Matthew Kepnes
  • Publisher : St. Martin's Press
  • Release : 2019-07-16
  • ISBN : 9781250190512
  • Pages : 0 pages

Download or read book Ten Years a Nomad written by Matthew Kepnes and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2019-07-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Part memoir and part philosophical look at why we travel, filled with stories of Matt Kepnes' adventures abroad, an exploration of wanderlust and what it truly means to be a nomad. "Matt is possibly the most well-traveled person I know...His knowledge and passion for understanding the world is unrivaled, and never fails to amaze me." —Mark Manson, New York Times bestselling author of The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck Ten Years a Nomad is New York Times bestselling author Matt Kepnes’ poignant exploration of wanderlust and what it truly means to be a nomad. Part travel memoir and part philosophical look at why we travel, it is filled with aspirational stories of Kepnes' many adventures. New York Times bestselling author of How to Travel the World on $50 a Day, Matthew Kepnes knows what it feels like to get the travel bug. After meeting some travelers on a trip to Thailand in 2005, he realized that living life meant more than simply meeting society's traditional milestones, such as buying a car, paying a mortgage, and moving up the career ladder. Inspired by them, he set off for a year-long trip around the world before he started his career. He finally came home after ten years. Over 500,000 miles, 1,000 hostels, and 90 different countries later, Matt has compiled his favorite stories, experiences, and insights into this travel manifesto. Filled with the color and perspective that only hindsight and self-reflection can offer, these stories get to the real questions at the heart of wanderlust. Travel questions that transcend the basic "how-to," and plumb the depths of what drives us to travel — and what extended travel around the world can teach us about life, ourselves, and our place in the world. Ten Years a Nomad is for travel junkies, the travel-curious, and anyone interested in what you can learn about the world when you don’t have a cable bill for a decade or spend a month not wearing shoes living on the beach in Thailand.

Book Go Girl

    Book Details:
  • Author : Elaine Lee
  • Publisher : The Eighth Mountain Press
  • Release : 1997
  • ISBN : 9780933377424
  • Pages : 374 pages

Download or read book Go Girl written by Elaine Lee and published by The Eighth Mountain Press. This book was released on 1997 with total page 374 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first travel book for the sisters!

Book Budget Travel For Dummies

    Book Details:
  • Author : Geoffrey Morrison
  • Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
  • Release : 2024-01-31
  • ISBN : 139421295X
  • Pages : 279 pages

Download or read book Budget Travel For Dummies written by Geoffrey Morrison and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2024-01-31 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tips and tricks for stretching your travel budget all the way around the world Budget Travel For Dummies will help you plan your next vacation and make it affordable, with tips on how to maximize your budget and squeeze amazing experiences out of every penny. Written by a travel expert who has visited 60 countries across 6 continents, this book will help you find the best deals, including cheap flights and accommodations. You’ll learn how to pick a destination, set and stick to a budget, minimize bank and credit card fees, and manage health and travel insurance. For the adventurer within you, this guide is full of tips on traveling without a plan, living for months with just carry-on luggage, and staying flexible in case you need to change your plans. Yes, you can afford that bucket-list trip. Get insider tips on finding cheaper flights and accommodations Pick destinations and plan once-in-a-lifetime trips that won’t break the bank Learn how to navigate passport and visa issues while abroad Avoid common mistakes that can make travel needlessly expensive This book is for anyone who wants to travel, or travel more, but doesn’t have the budget to stay in 5-star resorts. Jump into the adventure you’ve always dreamed of, with Budget Travel For Dummies.

Book Stop Dreaming Start Traveling

Download or read book Stop Dreaming Start Traveling written by Russell Hannon and published by . This book was released on 2015-06-23 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine how your life could be if travel was inexpensive of free. Forget winning the lottery, forget waiting until next year... Whether you're a five star traveler, a backpacker, or anywhere in between, you can travel now at a fraction of the going rate. Unlike subject specific travel literature that tells you where to go and what to do, this practical book shows you how to: - Beat the best online fare - every time - Turn a one-way flight into a 'half-way-around the world' ticket - Bypass checked bag and roaming fees - Stockpile travel rewards points without buying anything - Beat Priceline by understanding how it works - Fund your travels - Avoid EXTREME travel scams that can empty your wallet - Find coupons for up to 40% off in most major cities - Disaster proof your vacation You also get: - How to travel 5 times more on the same budget using lean principles. - Hundreds of niche travel resources for families, business travelers, couples, students and solo travelers. - The 7 factors that play a hand in any travel deal, and how to use them to your advantage. - Actual tools and templates Russell uses to travel 5 times more for the local cost of living. - A step-by-step system that shows you how to multiply your savings. You don't need to quit your job, sell your home or leave your life. Stop Dreaming ... Start Traveling has everything you need to globetrot - without the bill. "This book is the ultimate Get Out of Town FREE card. it is chock full of tips, tricks, steals and deals. Russell quiets any doubts about being able to travel more often, to better destinations, on less money without skimping on luxury. Pack your bags, you're in for a whole new adventure!" - DANETTE KUBANDA, Emmy-Winning TV Producer, 2011/2012 "Woman of the Year" - National Association of Professional Women "This is more than a travel book. It's a life training book that defies the clichE 'You get what you pay for.' It will change your travel destiny." - ARTHUR VON WIESENBERGER, Host, Around the World Travel TV "Inexpensive travel doesn't need to be no frills. Russell has done the research and brings together the tips and resources to maximize your travel dollar while doing it in style!" - SIMON DONATO, PhD, Star of Boundless TV, founder of Adventure Science "Russell makes it easy for you to save time and money by pulling great travel tips and resources together." - PATRICK SOJKA, Founder of rewards Canada and Frequent Flier Bonus Points "I wish I had read this years ago. Russ covers every angle from planning and budgeting to short-cuts, cost-saving advice and overall safety. It's a required reading for anyone looking to get more from sir travel dollar. Don't plan another trip until you read this book!" - ROD MORGAN, President, Sigma Plus Solutions Inc., Lean Six Sigma Quality Consulting "This book has the greatest ways to save money while traveling from A-Z and I gladly recommend it." - TRAVEL COACH CHRIS, President, Lifetime Leisure Experiences

Book The Shooting Star

    Book Details:
  • Author : Shivya Nath
  • Publisher : Penguin Random House India Private Limited
  • Release : 2018-09-14
  • ISBN : 9353052653
  • Pages : 216 pages

Download or read book The Shooting Star written by Shivya Nath and published by Penguin Random House India Private Limited. This book was released on 2018-09-14 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shivya Nath quit her corporate job at age twenty-three to travel the world. She gave up her home and the need for a permanent address, sold most of her possessions and embarked on a nomadic journey that has taken her everywhere from remote Himalayan villages to the Amazon rainforests of Ecuador. Along the way, she lived with an indigenous Mayan community in Guatemala, hiked alone in the Ecuadorian Andes, got mugged in Costa Rica, swam across the border from Costa Rica to Panama, slept under a meteor shower in the cracked salt desert of Gujarat and learnt to conquer her deepest fears. With its vivid descriptions, cinematic landscapes, moving encounters and uplifting adventures, The Shooting Star is a travel memoir that maps not just the world but the human spirit.

Book There s No Toilet Paper     on the Road Less Traveled

Download or read book There s No Toilet Paper on the Road Less Traveled written by Doug Lansky and published by Travelers' Tales Guides. This book was released on 2005 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection captures the wackiest experiences of writers whose travels took a detour, such as Dave Barry vainly trying to learn more Japanese than how to order a beer, and Mary Roach, who discovers that utilizing an Antarctic outhouse at the very moment a seal chooses to use its opening as a blowhole may not be the best way to start the day.