Download or read book Tom Needs to Go written by Kate E. Reynolds and published by Sexuality and Safety with Tom and Ellie. This book was released on 2014-01-09 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this picture book, we join Tom as he is out and about and needs to use a public toilet. It provides parents and carers with the opportunity to teach boys and young men with autism and other special needs how to use urinals and cubicles safely and to understand the social etiquette.

Download or read book Toilet written by Thomas Alan Woolley and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fiction. Gay and Lesbian studies. We're more than fortunate to have a revised version published of Tom Woolley's TOILET. Amped up with two new stories, TOILET is far from some nostalgic I [heart] the Queer 90s. The narrator in "Fuckoff.com" writes that, "I look at shock as armor in a life that is essentially one brutal offensive strike." Originally published in 1998, those words ring even truer in today's era of Bush II, Iraq II, and 9-11. Woolley's stories break through that state of shock. They are revitalizing rather than numbing. TOILET is an electro-paddle jolt to jump-start our current times. It's a punch to the gut, an insistent kiss, a shot in the arm to wake up, breathe deeply, and be inspired. Inspired to fight for the world you want.

Download or read book Hell s Toilet written by Tom Meersman and published by . This book was released on 2009-08 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hell's Toilet take you first-hand through Tom Meersman's battle with ulcerative colitis. In his own words, Tom goes through the debilitating, depressing, scary, and embarrassing moments that come with suffering from an incurable chronic disease. From a perfectly healthy young man fresh out of college, to one fighting for his health less than a year later, Hell's Toilet walks you through Tom's journey every step of the way. It follows Tom's every emotion from initial diagnosis, to overcoming severe depression, to admitting to himself that losing his colon was his only option. Hell's Toilet is a remarkable, emotional ride that leads to inspiration by showing exactly how much the human spirit can overcome.

Download or read book Toilet Tom written by J. R. Madlem and published by Mooberry Press. This book was released on 2014-01 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow along as a little girl learns to confront her fear of the toilet. With the help of her dad, she learns that the toilet monster is not part her imagination. Her new friend Tom and his family explain to her why they are in the toilet and how she can make them go away........ If she wants to. This is a great book for children who have fears of monsters in general or for specific fears of monsters in the toilet.

Download or read book Tom the Talking Toilet written by Stan Resnicoff and published by . This book was released on 2012-09-25 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: " I'm Tom, The Talking Toilet, I keep my porcelain clean,I'll take care of your 'business',If you know what I mean..."Thus starts the beginning of Tom's one-man (one-toilet) stage show! It's animated, rhyming fun!

Download or read book The Electric Toilet Virgin Death Lottery written by Thomas Byrne and published by ONEWorld Publications. This book was released on 2010-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From FeelGoodButtGone, the antidepressant-diet-pill popular among big-boned? housewives, to arch criminals masterminding the theft of Louisiana, Cassidy and Byrne serve up a ferociously funny compendium of crazed conundrums and crackpot inventions. With puzzles ranging from the almost painless to the mind-bogglingly difficult, this book promises to hone your brain into a finely tuned instrument of unstoppable logic - as long as it doesn't burn you out in the process. Be warned!

Download or read book Tom Goes to the Toilet written by Lynelle Coates and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book How to Potty Train Your Porcupine written by Tom Toro and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2020-05-12 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This laugh-out-loud picture book is a hilarious take on potty training by a talented New Yorker cartoonist -- perfect for fans of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie and How to Babysit a Grandma. Two children bring home a pet porcupine, but they can only keep her if she's house-trained! After a whirlwind of increasingly zany approaches, the kids learn that sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to ask nicely. With Tom's wit and dynamic artwork, this delightful story about learning to pee will bring joy and heart to young readers.

Download or read book Ellie Needs to Go written by Kate E. Reynolds and published by Jessica Kingsley Publishers. This book was released on 2015-01-21 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Ellie is in the park with her father, she needs to go to the toilet. Ellie knows that public toilets are different to her toilet at home. This visual resource helps parents and carers teach girls and young women with autism and related conditions about how to use public toilets safely. It covers the subtleties of social etiquette including where to stand and look, as well as practicalities such as remembering to lock the cubicle door. With simple and effective illustrations throughout, the book is the perfect starting point for teaching independence when using public toilets.

Download or read book E A R T H written by R.L Mortenson and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-06-06 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no available information at this time.

Download or read book The Toilet Tractate written by Arthur Belefant and published by Benjamin Ross & Lane. This book was released on 2002-09-25 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Toilet Tractate is full of fun facts about toilets that you can read while on the toilet! Arthur Belefant, a mechanical/electrical engineer, has been hired to design buildings all over the world. Every building must have a toilet or two and so he has studied toilet design in many cultures across the globe. You’ll be fascinated by what he’s learned.

Download or read book Potty Time with Elmo written by Kelli Kaufmann and published by . This book was released on 2011-05-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Sesame Street Potty Time with Elmo comes with a seven-button audio module that enables children to add voices and other sounds to a story about Elmo teaching his doll, Baby David, all about using the potty. The book is recommended for children ages 18 months and older.Icons on the book's pages match the buttons on the sound module. Children press a button that matches a page to activate sound. They hear words of wisdom from Elmo to Baby David about all aspects of using the potty, including washing hands afterward, and other sound effects, including a flushing toilet. The Sesame Street Potty Time with Elmo has coated, board pages that resist rips and tears, and wipe clean of spills. The book conforms to the toy safety requirements of ASTM F963-08. Three replaceable AG-13 button cell batteries that power the sound module are included.

Download or read book English Compound Words and Phrases written by Francis Horace Teall and published by . This book was released on 1892 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Crap Kingdom written by DC Pierson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-03-07 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE CHOSEN ONE MUST BE RETRIEVED FROM EARTH HE WILL BRING DOWN THE WALL AND RESTORE THE KINGDOM TO GLORY HIS NAME IS TOM PARKING With this mysterious yet oddly ordinary-looking prophecy, Tom's fate is sealed: he's been plucked from his life and whisked away to a magical kingdom to be its Chosen One. There's just one problem: The kingdom is mostly made of garbage from Earth. Okay, well, two problems: the king hates Tom. Also, the princess likes to wear fake mustaches. And being Chosen One seems to consist mainly of cleaning out rats' noses at the Royal Rat-Snottery. So, basically, the kingdom sucks. When Tom turns down the job of Chosen One, he thinks he's making a smart decision. But when Tom discovers he's been replaced by his best friend Kyle, who's always been cooler, more athletic, and better with girls, Tom wants Crap Kingdom back—at any cost. And the hilarity that ensues will determine the fate of the universe.

Download or read book Back to the Gaff written by John P Brady and published by Roadside Fiction. This book was released on 2014-06-14 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Back to the Gaff Scandalous Narratives of Contemporary Ireland. Back to the Gaff is a book by new author John P Brady, which describes the excessive and outrageous nature of Irish night life. Meet an array of eccentric individuals who populate the bars of Dublin, living lives of decadence and abandon. Their frolics inevitably lead to a trip ‘back to the gaff,’ which in Dublin-speak means gravitating towards someone’s place of residence where the depravity continues. Many of the characters are figures who prop up some of the city centre bars and inhabit a parallel universe in which they never have a normal night out. The mundane is their enemy which they strike out against at every opportunity, escaping into a world of vice, where sex is casual and drugs are ubiquitous. 'Keen, witty observations of ordinary people. John P Brady has a funny twist on life' Sam North - Editor, Hackwriters Magazine ‘…like a young Jack Kerouac…’ Alice Walsh - Former Editor, The Bohemyth ‘Brady's writing renews the reconciliation between introspection and action.’ Shazia Hafiz Ramji, Editor, Zouch Magazine

Download or read book The Hope written by John Wilton and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-04-01 with total page 351 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a story of how hope of a change materialised in Czechoslovakia in 1989 during the 'Velvet Revolution', told through the experiences of two Czech women and an Englishman during that period. It is set in the Czech Republic in 1994, with recollections of the tide of circumstances of the 'Velvet Revolution' in 1989 that affected the relationships of the three central characters. It tells interwoven stories of the hopes of the Czech people in 1989, their situation in the Czech Republic five years later, and the man's hope in 1994 of a meaningful relationship with one of the women having made what he feels was the wrong choice between them four-and-a-half years previously. It is a tale of parallel journeys; the journey of a country in 1989 and the journey of a man in his life. Both have a journey of hope.

Download or read book The House of the Scorpion written by Nancy Farmer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-08-01 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Newberry Honour Award Winner & National Book Award Winner. Matt is six years old when he discovers that he is different from other children and other people. To most, Matt isn't considered a boy at all, but a beast, dirty and disgusting. But to El Patron, lord of a country called Opium, Matt is the guarantee of eternal life. El Patron loves Matt as he loves himself - for Matt is himself. They share the exact same DNA. As Matt struggles to understand his existence and what that existence truly means, he is threatened by a host of sinister and manipulating characters, from El Patron's power-hungry family to the brain-deadened eejits and mindless slaves that toil Opium's poppy fields. Surrounded by a dangerous army of bodyguards, escape is the only chance Matt has to survive. But even escape is no guarantee of freedom . . . because Matt is marked by his difference in ways that he doesn't even suspect. Praise for The House of Scorpions: 'It's a pleasure to read science fiction that's full of warm, strong characters... that doesn't rely on violence as the solution to complex problems of right and wrong. It's a pleasure to read.' Ursula K. LeGuin 'Fabulous' Diana Wynne Jones Also by Nancy Farmer: The Sea of Trolls Land of the Silver Apples The Islands of the Blessed The Lord of Opium