Download or read book Toilet Tales written by Brigitte Waisberg and published by Big Kid Books. This book was released on 2018-03 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Big kids use the toilet. Do animals use it too?"--Back cover.
Download or read book Toilet Tales written by Ryan Jacobson and published by . This book was released on 2014-10-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: People poop in their pants. It happens. No biggie, right? Wrong! Some bathroom accidents occur at the worst possible moments - on a first date, at the start of a new job, while stuck in traffic - and their stories ascend to the level of Toilet Tales. If you enjoy bathroom humor, this funny book collects 28 of the most humiliating true accounts that anyone was ever brave enough to confess. Toilet Tales makes a hilarious conversation-starter and a perfect bathroom read. But be warned: These short funny stories are gross!
Download or read book Captain of the Toilet written by Rose Inserra and published by B.E.S. Publishing. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers can push a button to hear the potty flush as Captain Jack learns how to use the toilet.
Download or read book Queen of the Toilet written by Herron Book Distributors Pty. Limited and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 10 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Queen Bella learns how to use the toilet! This fun book takes little ones through the steps of using the toilet, right through to washing and drying your hands. It will ease fears associated with the transition from potty to toilet. Press the button to he
Download or read book Poop Tales written by Jeffrey Scott and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Many people say, "You can't judge a book by its cover". That saying definitely doesn't apply in this case, because the title and picture say it all. In this book the vulnerability of us all is humorously exposed as we typically find ourselves trying to hide the human condition, which has been passed down throughout mankind. If you breathe, then you eat, if you eat then you poop. No one is exempt from this natural act of waste disposal. However, most people will sit in misery rather than admit the need to go. Whether you are rich or poor, man or woman, you know you have been stuck in some kind of compromising situation. Maybe you have experienced the helplessness of finishing your business, only to discover an empty toilet paper cylinder at your side as you contemplate your options before heading back in to the office. Possibly it was the embarrassment of trying to expel a little gas to relieve an uncomfortable pressure, only to find a science experiment gone wrong in your drawers when the gas changed to a liquid. Or perhaps the awkwardness of a first date has been multiplied by a thousand, as you begin to feel the grumbles in your stomach set in after dinner. Each hilarious tale tells of the experiences of the authors from many different stages in their lives. They share experiences ranging from their own childhood, through the college years, into young adulthood and finally reach full circle with funny tales about their own children. These stories have been written with every intention of making you smile if you must be stuck on the throne for any length of time. Can you honestly think of a better topic for the most notorious and infamous reading room in history?
Download or read book Travel Tales Collections Toilet Stories written by Michael Brein, Ph.D. and published by Michael Brein, Inc.. This book was released on 2015-03-18 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ‘Travel Tales Collection, Toilet Stories,’ No. 8, March 2015, is part of Michael Brein’s ‘Collections’ travel tales series and contains among the best travel stories from Michael’s huge collection of travel tales that he has gathered in interviews with nearly 1,750 world travelers and adventurers during his four decades of travel to more than 125 countries throughout the world. ‘Travel Tales Collections’ are groups of very interesting similar travel stories of a kind on a variety of very specific travel subjects, themes, or countries, such as close calls, great escapes, pickpocketing, scams, safety and security in travel, Paris, Morocco, Mexico, and so on. Eventually, several hundred ‘Collections’ on all sorts of specific travel subjects, themes, and countries will be available on all the major eReaders. In the previous issue of ‘Travel Tales Collections,’ No 7 Feb 2015, I included a selection of food and drink experiences that you can have in your travels. Therefore, it is only fitting, after covering food and drink travel stories, that we now turn our attention to what inevitably comes next or later, namely, the subject of toilets in travel. After all, toilet experiences are an unfortunate but essential aspect of living that, like it or no, we all must come to terms with, whether on the home front or in strange exotic foreign lands. Being often beset with culture shock issues almost at every turn, especially in third-world countries, the necessity of dealing with toilets: where to find them, what to do about them, and how to use them even, elicits from many travelers nothing less than abject terror. Thus, for instance, when ‘nature calls,’ and you have barely a clue as to what to do about it or where to go . . . well, for many, it is in the least, horribly anxiety-provoking, and for others nothing less than horrifying and debilitating. For, in the best of all possible worlds—namely, in your home—where you have your bathroom all set up just as you like it, with an ample supply of paper toilet tissue rolls, a great functioning sink, fresh, safe water, nearby reading matter—in a word—you have conveniently all the first-world accouterments for dealing with the art and science of defecation fit for a king or queen, no less, at least in your own private castle, on your own private throne! But what if you find yourself in a third-world outback where you are bluntly faced with nothing but a bare hole in the ground and with NO paper of any kind anywhere in sight? And what if there are piles of human feces and hordes of flies at just about nearly every turn and in every corner? You have the stark realization that you are not in Kansas anymore. Are you of the proper mindset to deal with all of this? Be it as it may, there is, of course, much humor surrounding the subject of toilets in travel and considerable disgust as well. In this issue we pull no punches and deal with the subject of toilets overseas head on! (Pun intended!) They say, that in travel, people often ask the same basic sorts of questions over and over again when they meet for the first time. “Where are you from?” “What do you do?” “Where are you going?” and on and on. It should not be at all surprising, therefore, that one of the typical morning topics of conversation among travelers in the third-world often is—however disgusting and revolting this may be—and maybe the number one or number two (pun intended) things travelers talk about together during their early mornings (I swear this is true!)—whether they've had a good dump or not. Or, “Did, you have diarrhea again?” Or, “Did you drink the water?” It is about all this crap, literally and figuratively; there is no escaping it. Call it all TMI (too much information), but it's about what starts you off on a good or a bad day! And it IS, after all, what you really do talk about! Some of the toilet stories I've gathered are truly hilarious, and some, sad to say, are not! It's a third-world out there, and if you are not prepared for it—BEWARE! The pages in this ebook will make you much more aware! But be forewarned: this ebook is not for the faint of heart. Oh yeah, you will laugh your “okole” (Hawaiian for ‘butt’) off, and, if you're not quite ready for it, it just might dissuade you from really, truly roughing it. However, discouraging you from third-world travel is not my purpose; rather, it is to inform you, enlighten you, and prepare you, somewhat, for the inevitable consequences of drinking the ice or water, eating unpeeled fruits or veggies, eating some street food, or crossing that stream with an open sore, any of which may have some unpleasant and unintended consequences in store for you! My advice to you is this: if you are squeamish about toilets in the third-world, perhaps you should think about making alternate travel plans! In any event, the travel tales of toilets, which follow, should help prepare you for such adventures! When nature calls you and you have NO-where to go or not much of an idea of what you can do about it, well, you will have earned yourself a place in these very pages!
Download or read book Don t Go There written by Jeanne Willis and published by Andersen Press USA. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lid up, pants down, bottom on the seat! They must not have toilets in outer space, because this baby Martian keeps going in the wrong place: a bird bath, a bin, an up-turned hat. Perhaps if he masters "The Toilet Song," he might learn where to go.
Download or read book There s No Toilet Paper on the Road Less Traveled written by Doug Lansky and published by Travelers' Tales Guides. This book was released on 2005 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection captures the wackiest experiences of writers whose travels took a detour, such as Dave Barry vainly trying to learn more Japanese than how to order a beer, and Mary Roach, who discovers that utilizing an Antarctic outhouse at the very moment a seal chooses to use its opening as a blowhole may not be the best way to start the day.
Download or read book The Exploding Toilet written by and published by august house. This book was released on 2004 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey, did you hear about the guy who dropped a lit cigarette into the toilet without seeing the gasoline rags soaking in the bowl? Of course you did, it happened to your cousin's gym teacher. Or was it your gym teacher's cousin? Story tellers David Holt and Bill Mooney follow up their previous hit, Spiders in the Hairdo, with a whole new collection of modern urban legends. Here you'll find stupid criminals, government SNAFUs, scary stories, and a section featuring the Internet. These stories are too good not to pass on. Once you start telling them, your friends will say you're on a roll!
Download or read book Huggy Kissy written by Leslie Patricelli and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2012-12-11 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An exuberant infant is lifted high in the air by Mommy, kissed on the tummy by Daddy, and snuggled by a puppy.
Download or read book Tales from the Toilet A Journal to Record All Your Greatest Thoughts and Ideas While on Your Toilet Break written by Moonbow Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the perfect journal to leave in your bathroom to record all your greatest thoughts, ideas and affirmations. Everybody knows our greatest moments of clarity and creativity happen on our beloved ceramic throne, so make sure you jot them down in your very own 'Tales from the Toilet' journal. It's the perfect toilet accessory for house parties and student accommodation too! Moonbow Press designs inspiring, fun and trendy Composition books that will show off your personality. They are ideal to write essays, take notes or write ideas. Quality glossy cover College ruled line paper 200 pages Standard size (7.44 x 9.69) Click on our brand name (under the title) to see all our other cool designs!
Download or read book A Potty for Me written by Karen Katz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2005 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mother helps daughter learn to use the potty so that she will be a big girl with big kid pants.
Download or read book No Shitting in the Toilet written by Peter Moore and published by Random House Australia. This book was released on 2002 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Straight-talking, down-to-earth and totally irreverent, NO SHITTING IN THE TOILET examines cheap travel with clear eyes and hard realism. Based on the 1996 Travel Website of the Year (Net Magazine) NSITT is a celebration of all that's perverse about travel. It's about getting stranded and ripped off. It's about sitting in a tiny room counting cockroaches and feeling sorry for yourself. It's about being totally clueless, hopeless and pathetic... and loving every minute of it!In the four years since the original NSITT took the backpacker world by storm, many changes have revolutionised the travel experience - the internet and the trend towards short-break holidays being the most significant. The plummeting value of the dollar means more and more holiday-makers are venturing even further off the beaten track in search of affordable holidays - and thus deeper into the territory of NSITT, 'where you're more likely to find a cockroach on your pillow than a complimentary mint'. The three new chapters will keep Peter's fans - original groupies and new recruits alike - well-informed on all aspects of backpacker travel. Peter shares his secrets with chapters like- "Top 10 horrific bus rides", "Top 10 big nights out" and "Top 10 travel ailments". NSITT is the perfect antidote to vaseline-lensed accounts of travel. Peter fixes a clear and unromantic eye on the backpacker experience and tells it like it really is - and how we all (ultimately) love it to be! After all, who dines out on smooth-sailing experiences? It's the disasters that get the laughs - and create the memories.
Download or read book The Toilet Zone written by and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-20 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine, if you will, you're traveling through the unknown, hellbound, with no roadmap or stars to guide you. The light fades as you descend into a shadow realm where supernatural terrors make their lair and evil lurks at every turn. Here, dead things don't always stay dead, for this is a world where things that shouldn't be? are, and things that should be are not. In this world, it takes between 2,500 and 4,000 reading words to pay a visit to the smallest, but terrifyingly necessary, room, and stories are written precisely to chill the bones as you wait for nature to make its call. You open up the book, and one of the 32 tales skulking within its hellish pages chooses you?It's too late to turn back now.You are about to set foot into another dimension, so best watch out for that signpost up ahead...You've just crossed over into...
Download or read book Shart Stories and Other Crap written by Bob Forturds and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-25 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shart Stories and Other Crap - is a collection of some of the most side splitting shit-in-your-pants laugh out loud funny bodilyaccidental incidents to have ever been splattered across the pages of modern history. So hold on to your pampers and getready to read some true atrocities involving bodily malfunctions. This is dedicated to those of us that have feltthe warm loaf of a turd in our underwear because we sharted when we should have farted. Bonus material included in paperback.
Download or read book The Toilet Zone written by Bret McCormick and published by HellBound Books. This book was released on 2019-08-10 with total page 334 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of 32 short horror tales best read over water...At the very boundaries of human imagination dwells one single, solitary place of solitude, of peace and quiet, a place in which the average human being spends 10 to 15 minutes on average - at least once every single day of their lives.Now, consider a typical, everyday reading speed of 200 to 250 words per minute - that means your average visitor has the time to read between 2,500 to 4,000 words, which makes each and every one of the 32 tales of terror - flush fiction, if you will, from some of the very best contemporary independent authors - within this anthology of horror the perfect, meticulously calculated length.Dare you take a walk to the small room from where inky shadows creep out to smother the light and solitude's siren call beckons you? Dare you take a quiet, lonely walk into¿ The Toilet Zone
Download or read book The Potty Book Movie and Doll Package for Girls written by Alyssa Satin Capucilli and published by Barron's Educational Series. This book was released on 2007-09-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: (back panel) Hannah and Henry sing " "Bye-Bye Diapers!" " Hannah and Henry are two happy kids with an exciting story to tell--and they want to share it with little boys and girls everywhere! They're graduating from diapers and learning to use the potty. Toddlers can follow along with their growing-up adventure . . . and then use this package's miniature doll and toy potty to reenact Hannah's or Henry's potty training story as part of their own potty training program. Kids will have fun as they learn to use the potty with their "Bye-Bye Diapers Potty Pack"--and Moms and Dads will love it too. Check this package's bottom panel for complete list of potty training items inside (bottom panel) Hannah's Bye-Bye Diapers Potty Pack Featuring The Potty Book & DVD for Girls Hannah Doll Teddy Bear & Potty"
