Download or read book Tickled Onions and Other Funny Stories written by Morris Gleitzman and published by Puffin. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From one of Australia's funniest authors, a bunch of stories slightly damp with tears of laughter. Kids in a pickle, parents in a jam, these tales are alive with fun and good humour. When young readers get a taste of Tickled Onions, they'll be back for more.

Download or read book Funny Stories And Other Funny Stories written by Morris Gleitzman and published by Penguin Group Australia. This book was released on 2018-10-29 with total page 437 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘A brilliantly funny writer’ Sunday Telegraph Swap a bomb for three ice-creams on a train ... bounce on a vampire's bed ... eat a pizza that makes you fearless ... read the secret diary of a dog ... unleash the awesome power of chips ... save ten lives with a paper clip ... surprise your mum with a chainsaw ... use a demolition ball to defeat a bully ... live in a house that gets wiped clean more often than a bottom ... and lots more! *Includes the stories from Give Peas A Chance, Pizza Cake and Snot Chocolate plus a BONUS new story ------------------ PRAISE FOR MORRIS GLEITZMAN ‘Readers can't get enough of him.’ The Independent ‘A virtuoso demonstration of how you can make comedy out of the most unlikely subject’ Sunday Times ‘He is one of the finest examples of a writer who can make humour stem from the things that really matter in life.’ The Guardian

Download or read book Funny Onion written by Sruthi Thirupurasundari and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-17 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Onion is sad that he is not able to make people laugh. No matter what he would wear, people cry. He goes on an adventurous world tour to get good advice on how to make people laugh. Finally, princess Banana and prince Mango reveals the secret of making people laugh. Read this book to know the secret.

Download or read book Reading Rainbow Readers Silly Stories to Tickle Your Funny Bone written by SeaStar Publishing Staff and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2000-07 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of easy to read silly stories and poems.

Download or read book Tickle Your Funny Bone written by P K Chakraborty and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-06-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to "Tickle Your Funny Bone: Quirky Stories to Brighten Your Day"! Get ready for a hilarious journey through a collection of lighthearted tales that will leave you in stitches. This book is designed to bring joy, laughter, and a much-needed dose of humor to your day."Tickle Your Funny Bone: Quirky Stories to Brighten Your Day" aims to provide a much-needed escape from the mundane and offer a refreshing break filled with laughter. Each story is crafted with care to deliver maximum amusement, leaving readers with a warm feeling of joy and mirth. So, grab a cozy spot, settle in, and get ready to laugh until your sides ache. With its witty narratives, delightful characters, and clever surprises, this book is the perfect companion for those seeking a light-hearted and entertaining reading experience.

Download or read book Silly Stories to Tickle Your Funny Bone written by Seastar Books and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 2000-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorous short stories and poems. Reading Rainbow Readers.

Download or read book Ha Ha written by Enid Blyton and published by Element Children's. This book was released on 1999 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Pizza Cake written by Morris Gleitzman and published by Penguin Group Australia. This book was released on 2011-10-26 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: STORIES WITH THE LOT! Save ten lives with a paperclip, discover how a big banana can ruin your sister's holiday, make a new friend with a garbage bin, develop a taste for sheep's spleen and chips, bounce on a vampire's bed, rescue your dad from a dog and a spider, use a toilet roll to get justice, upset the neighbours with a pickaxe, eat a pizza that makes you fearless, and imagine a world where teachers earn more money than a rock star.

Download or read book The Big Sleep written by Raymond Chandler and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2022-08-16 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DigiCat Publishing presents to you this special edition of "The Big Sleep" by Raymond Chandler. DigiCat Publishing considers every written word to be a legacy of humankind. Every DigiCat book has been carefully reproduced for republishing in a new modern format. The books are available in print, as well as ebooks. DigiCat hopes you will treat this work with the acknowledgment and passion it deserves as a classic of world literature.

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Download or read book 1001 Children s Books You Must Read Before You Grow Up written by Julia Eccleshare and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 960 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1001 Children's Books You Must Read Before You Grow Up is the perfect introduction to the very best books of childhood: those books that have a special place in the heart of every reader. It introduces a wonderfully rich world of literature to parents and their children, offering both new titles and much-loved classics that many generations have read and enjoyed. From wordless picture books and books introducing the first words and sounds of the alphabet through to hard-hitting and edgy teenage fiction, the titles featured in this book reflect the wealth of reading opportunities for children.Browsing the titles in 1001 Children's Books You Must Read Before You Grow Up will take you on a journey of discovery into fantasy, adventure, history, contermporary life, and much more. These books will enable you to travel to some of the most famous imaginary worlds such as Narnia, Middle Earth, and Hogwart's School. And the route taken may be pretty strange, too. You may fall down a rabbit hole, as Alice does on her way to Wonderland, or go through the back of a wardrobe to reach the snowy wastes of Narnia.

Download or read book Night Market written by Kris Yenbamroong and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2017-10-03 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you love to eat Thai food, but don’t know how to cook it, Kris Yenbamroong wants to solve your problems. His brash style of spicy, sharp Thai party food is created, in part, by stripping down traditional recipes to wring maximum flavor out of minimum hassle. Whether it’s a scorching hot crispy rice salad, lush coconut curries, or a wok-seared pad Thai, it’s all about demystifying the universe of Thai flavors to make them work in your life. Kris is the chef of Night + Market, and this cookbook is the story of his journey from the Thai-American restaurant classics he grew eating at his family’s restaurant, to the rural cooking of Northern Thailand he fell for traveling the countryside. But it’s also a story about how he came to question what authenticity really means, and how his passion for grilled meats, fried chicken, tacos, sushi, wine and good living morphed into an L.A. Thai restaurant with a style all its own.

Download or read book Desperation Entertaining written by Beverly Mills and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2002-01-01 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents advice on hosting a variety of get-togethers with minimal effort and includes recipes for over two hundred dishes.

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