Download or read book The Straight Poop written by Peter A. Hemp and published by . This book was released on 1986 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Poop Diaries written by Abby Ross and published by Black Rose Writing. This book was released on 2020-02-06 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They come into our homes. They see us in our most fragile moments. Plumbers are a fixture in our lives. When a toilet clogs, a faucet leaks, or a sewer line plugs, we call those unsung heroes, desperately seeking help. They scoop out our poop and pull underwear, toothbrushes and cotton balls out of our toilets, doing whatever it takes to get the job done. On a late Wednesday evening, after my toilet clogged, I asked our plumber to share his top five “greatest hits.” The stories were so hilarious, I had to share them with the world. The Poop Diaries features true stories told by my plumber, and many other plumbers, about the most memorable service jobs they have worked on and most unique people they have helped. Whether it’s nudity, rats, fake vaginas, dildos, snakes, weapons and so much more, these plumbers have seen and smelled it all.

Download or read book The Power of Pooping written by Nurse Wong and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-05 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Butt Talks TV host and pelvic floor expert Nurse Wong applies her 40+ years of experience as a registered nurse to create a fun and informative guide to living your best poop life. The Power of Pooping offers professional advice and tips on finding gut-friendly food, fighting against inflammation, and getting your hands on the necessary nutrients you need to poop better. Having earned honourary titles such as 'The Butt Whisperer' and 'The Rear Admiral,' Wong uses her humorous and lively tone in this book to answer all the poop questions you may be too afraid to ask.

Download or read book The Scoop on Poop written by Dan Chiras and published by New Society Publishers. This book was released on 2016-01-25 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Flush it and forget it is the plumbing mantra of the industrialized world. Most people just want sewage to go away, preferably without having to see, smell, or worse yet, touch it. But crap has a bad rap. Human waste is a valuable resource we can use to support food production. Blackwater, greywater, and solids are actually rich in organic matter, and alternative means of handling these "wastes" can conserve enormous quantities of fresh water for other uses. The Scoop on Poop presents a wide range of ways to answer the call of nature, and in so doing to maximize the benefits of existing waste water. This book explores proven alternatives to Western sanitation. Whether you're interested in composting toilets, outdoor grey- or blackwater planters, constructed wetlands, or other innovative solutions, author Dan Chiras will walk you through: System pros and cons Design, construction, and maintenance advice Costs, permitting issues, and the safe treatment of composted waste All system plans are relatively simple and straightforward enough for the average homeowner to build and install. Intended for readers who live in cities, towns and rural environments, this is a practical guide to safe, ingenious ways to capture the nutrients from waste and recycle them back into your soil to grow fruit trees, vegetables, and flowers—all without running afoul of the "ick" factor. Dan Chiras is the author of over thirty books on residential renewable energy and green building, and is the director of the Evergreen Institute's Center for Renewable Energy and Green Building.

Download or read book Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds written by Deuce Flanagan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the fascinating facts and riveting stories of the world beneath your toilet in this fully illustrated bathroom reader for adults. Every day, Americans produce hundreds of millions of pounds of poop. In New York City alone, the weight of poop-based sludge produced each day is around 1,200 tons—the equivalent of 200 African elephants. So unbuckle your trousers and pull up a toilet seat; this book is going to push open the lavatory door and answer these fascinating mysteries of poop: • Where does poop go when you flush? • What’s the secret genius below an outhouse? • Are you eating food grown in your own poop? • Can you ride a poop-powered bus? • Was there really a flush toilet 5,000 years ago? • What is the future of poop?

Download or read book Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year written by Deuce Flanagan and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2010-07-20 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents fascinating, unusual, and gross facts about excrement.

Download or read book About Fred written by Elizabeth Rudolph and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2012-06-26 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: About Fred: Ghost Dad and the Stalker captivates the readers through the use of humor and sarcasm to describe what life was like when living with an alcoholic spouse. The unique title of this book is based on a true account of the author¿s life, which became a living nightmare after being haunted and stalked every day of the week for a decade. Elizabeth dreaded leaving or returning home, as she found there was nowhere to run and nowhere to hide.The author feels this book will relate to others, because at some point in all of our lives trouble seeks us out and knocks on our doors.Elizabeth¿s novel aimed to alert women to be more aware of the strange and suspicious actions of men who appear everywhere they go, and to not dismiss their behaviors as coincidental. The author was vulnerable and unsuspecting of stalking behaviors. She now knows they should be taken serious and not lightly.The author decided to break her silence by writing this novel after telling a friend what she had experienced during this time period, which was far from life¿s normal events.

Download or read book 101 Poop Jokes written by Jack Jokes and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2017-01-16 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 101 Poop Jokes

Download or read book Poop Culture written by Dave Praeger and published by Feral House. This book was released on 2007-05-01 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is “The Origin of Feces” a Darwinian concern? Perhaps not, but it is the title to the preface of this tongue-in-cheek and unexpectedly revealing exploration of human behavior by the webmaster behind the popular PoopReport.com. This book is not a history of poop, but a study of today. Its goal is to understand how poop affects us, how we view it, and why; to appreciate its impact from the moment it slides out of our anal sphincters to the moment it enters the sewage treatment plant; to explore how we’ve arrived at this strange discomfort and confusion about a natural product of our bodies; to see how this contradiction—the natural as unnatural—shapes our minds, relationships, environment, culture, economics, media, and art. Paul Provenza, the director of The Aristocrats, says in his foreword: “It’s shocking to think that a book about poop can be considered an act of courage. But it is. Most of us have knee-jerk responses to the topic that we are not even aware of. Attitudes that, like the awful stench of poop itself, permeate all of society and culture. This book has some very profound and beautiful things to say. It takes a dirty, smelly, unpleasant subject like shit and brings forth ideas that are empowering, dignifying and life affirming.”

Download or read book Stop Washing the Sheets written by Dr. Lane M. Robson and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011-09-23 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every child just wants to live a normal life, but regular bed-wetting can be embarrassing for both a child and the parents. The basic causes of bedwetting are remarkably consistent, yet how these causes evolve can be different for every child. Stop Washing the Sheets is a comprehensive guidebook for parents that shares practical advice on how to cure bedwetting with a proven, patient friendly and step-by-step, behavioral therapy approach. Dr. Lane Robson, a paediatrician with more than forty years of experience helping thousands of children and their families overcome bedwetting issues, offers suggestions on how to prevent bedwetting and provides enlightening information about the effects that diet, stress, schedules, and family interaction may have on a child who wets the bed. Through a real life case study, Bobby, an eight-year-old who wets the bed, Dr. Robson explains why some children do not wake up to use the bathroom, why bladders do not hold enough, and why kidneys make more urine than the bladder can hold. Included are tips for improving bladder and bowel health, and nutrition and hydration guidelines. Dr. Robsons simple guidelines and established techniques will help parents of a bedwetting child to Stop Washing the Sheets and begin paving the road to dryness.

Download or read book More Than Just Bird Poop on my Windshield written by Holly Munn and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2023-06-23 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More Than Just Bird Poop on my Windshield tells the powerful story of one woman’s journey through darkness and into the light of God’s love and healing. If you’re struggling with feelings of shame, rejection, depression, or any other hindrance to your freedom in Christ, this book is for you. Through her own testimony, the author shows how God can overcome any obstacle and bring you into wholeness and joy. Don’t lose hope, dear reader. God is faithful and will deliver you. Allow this book to be a source of encouragement and inspiration on your own journey towards healing and freedom.

Download or read book Poems to Poop by written by Brian Boone and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2024-03-05 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cheeky verse for loads of bathroom fun! “Brilliant from one end to the next!” —T. P. Eliot, “The Waste Land” “A literary laxative for our times!” —Elizabeth Barrett Browning, “To Flush, My Toilet” Poems to Poop by will relax and entertain you and your bathroom guests whenever nature calls. Find humor and relief in this witty, toilet-friendly treasury featuring hundreds of outhouse odes, poo haikus, Insta-poems, and joyfully silly rhymes to pass the time. Keep this colon-clearing collection toilet-side or take it with you wherever you go! - Treat yourself to a poetic poop break anytime you need it - Enjoy updated classics like “Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star,” “One Flush, Two Flush,” and “Stopping to Pee on a Snowy Evening” - Indulge your love of bathroom humor with verse that’s sure to move you

Download or read book Peeing and Pooping in Space written by Kiona N. Smith and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2024-05-21 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explore the irreverent side of space travel—and learn about the marvels of modern engineering—in this hilarious illustrated guide to excrement etiquette in the midst of adventurous endeavors. ​ Space travel is a pinnacle of human ambition and a marvel of engineering. But someone had to figure out how our brave astronauts would go to the bathroom. And like any scientific endeavor, it took a lot of trial and error. Explore the little-seen history of the inventions and advancements that allowed astronauts to boldly go where they've never gone before. From pre-flight rituals to the first person to pee on the moon and zero-gravity toilets to farting etiquette, Peeing and Pooping in Space shares everything you never imagined you'd want to know humorously detailed in smart, easily digestible, and illustrated entries.

Download or read book Chicken Poop for the Soul II written by David Fisher and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2000 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those who believe that laughter is the best medicine, this collection of parodies is filled with raucous tales of devilish delight. The sequel delivers another hysterical batch of droppings guaranteed to bring joy to the cynic in all of us.

Download or read book Three Brothers Plumbing Inc written by Christopher L. Myers and published by PublishAmerica. This book was released on 2010-11-18 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I have been a plumber for over twenty-five years. Three Brothers Plumbing, Inc. is a humorous side of the plumbing trades that are based mostly on my life experiences as a plumber. It is a fictional story of three brothers and their plumbing, heating, and air conditioning company, and their employees. It's a story about our little group as they go through life's little ordeals during and after hours. No matter how tragic the situation may be, the little group of misfits take it all in stride and seem to find something funny about it. Just remember that not all plumbers are this bad, and some are even worse.

Download or read book How Not to Build an Addition written by W. J. Rayment and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2002 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So you have decided to build an addition. Have you gotten a loan and your permits? Have you purchased your materials? Before you even begin, you should read this hilarious guide, filled with humorous stories as well as helpful advice on what NOT to do when you undertake a major house renovation. If you've already built your addition or are in the midst of your project, you will be nodding your head and laughing at every page. Mr. Rayment delivers helpful hints on dealing with inspectors, recruiting neighbors to help and making the project fun. Chapters cover everything from electrical work, plumbing, finish carpentry and even digging your foundation. Any book can tell you how you should do it. W. J. Rayment will go one step further, pointing out the pitfalls and common problems—what NOT to do. Fun and informative.

Download or read book Cabin Lessons written by Spike Carlsen and published by Storey Publishing. This book was released on 2015-01-01 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The award-winning author of A Splintered History of Wood describes how his recently blended family worked together to build a cabin on Lake Superior's north shore, detailing how they discovered each other throughout each step of building a dream getaway home. Original.