Download or read book There s Something Really Nasty on the Bottom of my Shoe written by Colin Thompson and published by Lothian Children's Books. This book was released on 2013-11-13 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nothing and nobody is safe in this third collection of hysterically funny poetry. WARNING: only read this book if you have a sense of humour! There’s something really nasty on the bottom of my shoe It’s making me feel sick. Can’t you smell it too? I don’t know what it is, but it smells much worse than poo. COLIN THOMPSON'S hilarious poems are wonderfully matched by illustrator PETER VISKA's zany illustrations. They team up again on My Brother Drinks Out of the Toilet and other poems and The Dog's Just Been Sick in the Honda and other poems.
Download or read book The Methuen Drama Book of Modern Monologues for Men written by Dee Cannon and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2016-10-28 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monologues are an essential part of every actor's toolkit. Actors need them for drama school entry, training, showcases and when auditioning for roles in the industry. Edited by Dee Cannon, author of the bestselling In-Depth Acting, this book showcases selected monologues from some of the finest modern plays by some of today's leading contemporary playwrights. The monologues contain a diverse range of quirky and memorable characters that cross cultural and historical boundaries, and comes in a brand new format, with a notes page next to each speech, acting as an actor's workbook as well as a monologue resource.
Download or read book The Next Girl written by Pip Drysdale and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-05-02 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of The Perfect Girlfriend, The Flight Attendant, and Promising Young Woman, a compulsively readable suspense novel about a woman who will stop at nothing to expose the dark secrets of a powerful man—with shocking results. A bad day at work. A drunken night. A rogue Instagram follow. That’s all it takes to ruin a life...but whose life will be ruined? When Billie wakes up in a strange guy’s bed, her first thought is: What happened last night? She can’t even remember meeting him. And how the hell did she get to Coney Island? Then reality bites and the memories flood in—the reason she was in that bar drinking to start with was because today she’s going to get fired. Yesterday, her law firm lost a high-profile assault case: Samuel Grange v Jane Delaney. And it looked like it was her fault. It wasn’t. Yet now Samuel Grange is free to drive off into the sunset in his Porsche and do it all again to another woman. And all Billie can think is: What about the next girl? And the one after that? But there is nothing she can do to stop him. Unless…She could expose the truth about him on her own. Then everyone would see what he is really like. She could make sure he’ll never be able to do it again. The problem is, the only way to protect the next girl is to become the next girl. And, well, that could be a little risky...even deadly.
Download or read book My Brother Drinks Out of the Toilet written by Colin Thompson and published by Lothian Children's Books. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A riotous collection of poetry about toilet-water drinkers, non-stop eaters, rock ‘n’ roll teachers and much, much more! My brother drinks out of the toilet; He does it to make Mum go mad. Each time she catches him at it She says, 'I’m telling your dad.’ COLIN THOMPSON's hilarious poems are wonderfully matched by illustrator PETER VISKA's zany illustrations.They team up again on There's Something Really Nasty on the Bottom of My Shoe and other poems and The Dog's Just Been Sick in the Honda and other poems.
Download or read book Plunked written by Michael Northrop and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a young slugger gets hit by a pitch, he needs more than practice to get back his game.Sixth grader Jack Mogens has it all figured out: He's got his batting routine down, and his outfielding earns him a starting spot alongside his best friend Andy on their Little League team, the Tall Pines Braves. He even manages to have a not-totally-embarrassing conversation with Katie, the team's killer shortstop. But in the first game of the season, a powerful stray pitch brings everything Jack's worked so hard for crashing down around his ears. How can he explain to his parents and friends why he WON'T be playing? Readers will root for Jack as he finds the courage to step back up to the plate.Michael Northrop is the New York Times bestselling author of TombQuest, an epic book and game adventure series featuring the magic of ancient Egypt. He is also the author of Trapped, an Indie Next List Selection, and Plunked, a New York Public Library best book of the year and an NPR Backseat Book Club selection. An editor at Sports Illustrated Kids for many years, he now writes full-time from his home in New York City. Learn more at www.michaelnorthrop.net.
Download or read book Contemporary Authors written by Tracey Watson and published by Contemporary Authors New Revis. This book was released on 2004-04 with total page 476 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These exciting and unique author profiles are essential to your holdings because sketches are entirely revised and up-to-date, and completely replace the original Contemporary Authors entries. A softcover cumulative index is published twice per year (included in subscription).
Download or read book Perfect Match written by Gary Owen and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2013-09-19 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joe and Anna have been together for nine years, and as far as he is concerned will stay together for another ninety. But the minute they set a date for the wedding, Anna panics. A new dating agency promises to scan the online persona of everyone in the world, guaranteeing to find your soul mate. Anna looks at Joe and wonders - can he Gary Owen's warm, wise and very funny comedy asks if it's possible to find our perfect partner, or whether we're better off leaving it to chance. Can our ideals of romantic love ever compete with reality?
Download or read book Chariton Review 40 2 written by Truman State University Press and published by Truman State University Press. This book was released on 2017-12-30 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chariton Review Fall/Winter 2017
Download or read book Disgusting Dave and the Bucketful of Vomit written by Jim Eldridge and published by Hachette Children's. This book was released on 2011-05-05 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Dave. He's disgusting. At least, that's what his older sister thinks. But Dave knows better: he just wants to know how things work. Even things like burping and farting. And now Dave needs to turn detective and clear his best friend's mother from food poisoning charges. But he's going to have to get up close and personal with some vomit under a microscope ...
Download or read book Circus Crimes written by Stewart Travers and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Dirty Money written by Larry Johns and published by Larry Johns. This book was released on with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With nightmares of past deeds threatening his sanity, Martin Palmer - hero of "A Warrior's Code" - wants out of the mercenary soldier business. The problem: he was good at it. The question: will the business let him go? His solution: try any damned thing that does not require pointing guns at people. Keeping his profile obscured he ends up in Nigeria where, more or less on a whim, he opens a motor-repair business. Chance brings him together with a full-blooded Kenyan tribesman, Kowato Segani. The pair hit it off from the start, like long lost brothers, and Palmer hires him to help in the repair business. Neither of them know too much about motor repair and, understandably, the business as such does not exactly prosper. Of the two of them, only Segani really wants to make a go of it. But, for Palmer at least, it's a lot of fun, and he's sleeping nights. Then, out of the blue, up pops a man who bears all the hallmarks of a mercenary recruiter. The offer is in mercenary numbers and the job is related to the mercenary business. Apparently, something Palmer stole many years before, had already been stolen...and they want it back!
Download or read book The Ballad of a Broken Nose written by Arne Svingen and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-06-14 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From award-winning Norwegian author Arne Svingen comes “an uplifting coming-of-age story” (The Wall Street Journal) about a relentlessly positive teenager who uses his love of opera to cope with his less-than-perfect home life. Bart is an eternal optimist. At thirteen years old, he’s had a hard life. But Bart knows that things won’t get any better if you have a negative attitude. His mother has pushed him into boxing lessons so that Bart can protect himself, but Bart already has defense mechanisms: he is relentlessly positive…and he loves opera. Listening to—and singing—opera is Bart’s greatest escape, but he’s too shy to share this with anyone. Then popular Ada befriends him and encourages him to perform at the school talent show. Ada can’t keep a secret to save her life, but Bart bonds with her anyway, and her openness helps him realize that his troubles are not burdens that he must bear alone. The Ballad of a Broken Nose is a sweet story about bravery, fear, bullying, sports, and music. But most of all it is about the important days of your life, days when everything seems to happen at once and nothing will ever be the same again.
Download or read book Demon written by Matt Wesolowski and published by Orenda Books. This book was released on 2021-11-20 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scott King's podcast investigates the 1995 cold case of a demon possession in a rural Yorkshire village, where a 12-year-old boy was murdered in cold blood by two children. Book six in the chilling, award-winning Six Stories series. _______________________ In 1995, the picture-perfect village of Ussalthwaite was the site of one of the most heinous crimes imaginable, in a case that shocked the world. Twelve-year-old Sidney Parsons was savagely murdered by two boys his own age. No reason was ever given for this terrible crime, and the 'Demonic Duo' who killed him were imprisoned until their release in 2002, when they were given new identities and lifetime anonymity. Elusive online journalist Scott King investigates the lead-up and aftermath of the killing, uncovering dark and fanciful stories of demonic possession, and encountering a village torn apart by this unspeakable act. And, as episodes of his Six Stories podcast begin to air, King himself becomes a target, with dreadful secrets from his own past dredged up and threats escalating to a terrifying level. It becomes clear that whatever drove those two boys to kill is still there, lurking, and the campaign of horror has just begun... _______________________
Download or read book The Dirty Hotel King written by Cassandra Dee and published by Cassandra Dee Romance. This book was released on 2019-04-25 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I was sold to a powerful hotel king as payment for my dad’s debts. Rosy’s dad has problems. He’s been unemployed forever, with gambling debts the size of a mountain. When a mysterious hotel magnate offers to buy Rosy for a month, her dad’s only too happy to agree. Steele’s got more money than he knows what to do with. Beautiful women, fast cars, and glamorous vacations are only the beginning. But when a sweet girl with big brown eyes gets under his skin, the hotel king’s in for a surprise. However, what price is he willing to pay to keep Rosy? Hey Readers – This billionaire bad boy is the kind of guy who leaves you gasping (and wanting) more. As always, we’re in off-the-charts fantasy land with a big dose of happily-ever-after at the end. I promise, you’ll come out of this one craving more … and more … and more. xoxo, Cassie and Jade
Download or read book Try Walking in My Shoes as a Black Man on Planet Earth written by Kenneth E. Murrey Sr. and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2020-11-06 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Try Walking in My Shoes as a Black Man on Planet Earth By: Kenneth E. Murrey Sr. Not for the faint-hearted, Try Walking in My Shoes as a Black Man on Planet Earth is the autobiography of Kenneth E. Murrey Sr. Murrey spares no details as he shares the hard truths of navigating life, not only as a Black man, but as a man caught between two worlds: Heaven and Hell.
Download or read book Dirty Dollars written by Carol Lynn and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2004-04 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is not "only" for the astounding "hearts" but for the eyes to see along with the hands to touch in a magical way, that will last forever an ever!! It will stimulate, penetrate the preserving edge of our "youth" with a full understanding of our society. Having to serve with "Love" in a way that lasting not forgetting, the "message" of the term itself which lies within all of us. This book will "motivate" readers to "challenge" their own expectations towards stretching their limits, it will "provoke" thoughtful consideration about life itself. All an all! This book is the quality of originality, that has a great need to be brought into existence.
Download or read book Corpse of St James s written by Jeanne M. Dams and published by Severn House Publishers Ltd. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: i>Fans of Agatha Christie and Dorothy L. Sayers will enjoy this very traditional British cozy Booklist Dorothy Martin and her husband, retired Chief Constable Alan Nesbitt, have just visited Buckingham Palace, where Alan was awarded the George Cross, when they and a friend, retired Chief Inspector Jonathan Quinn, stumble across the body of a young girl hidden in St James' Park. Wondering what led to the unfortunate girl's demise, Dorothy can't help but get involved in the case when Jonathan calls the next day and admits he knew who the victim was . . .
