Download or read book The Zombie Night Before Christmas written by Clement C. Moore and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-09 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have a frenzied zombie-craze Holidaze with this monstrous mash-up. Can Santa fight off the zombie ho-ho-hoard? Read the Zombie Night Before Christmas, the gory parody of the cherished 19th century poem, to find out and have a frenzied zombie-craze Holidaze. Blood spattering and brain eating have never looked so good thanks to the ghoulishly detailed illustrations that bring this monstrous mash-up to life. Zombies are a trend that will never die, making Zombie Night Before Christmas the perfect irreverent holiday gift.
Download or read book The Zombie Night Before Christmas written by Cider Mill Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The classic Christmas poem re-imagined and reanimated! ‘twas the night before Christmas And all through the house The zombies were stirring… Why worry about the Grinch when you’ve got ZOMBIES on the attack! Their prey? America’s best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. Moore’s verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cozy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs!) hung by the chimney with care, and St. Nick attempting to repel a full-out, flesh-devouring zombie attack. One thing’s for sure—Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same!
Download or read book Twas the Zombie Night Before Christmas written by Michele Casteel and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-18 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A twisted, yet kid-friendly, take on the traditional Christmas poem by Clement Clarke Moore, Twas the Zombie Night Before Christmas invites you into the life of the Rancid Family who is trying to survive AFTER the zombie apocalypse.The entertaining and down-right funny take on how zombies deal with Christmas is only heightened by the delightful illustrations that will have both children and parents laughing uncontrollably. This will be your new Christmas classic to be read year after year.
Download or read book The Zombie Night Before Christmas written by H. Parker Kelley and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Tim Burton s The Nightmare Before Christmas written by Tim Burton and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2013-09-17 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate 20 years of nightmares with this picturebook version of the classic film, written and drawn by Tim Burton and now featuring word-for-word narration by Christopher Lee! In this beloved picture book that could only come from the visionary mind of author and illustrator TIM BURTON, we meet Jack Skellington-- a well-intentioned inhabitant of Halloweenland. Jack is bored of ''''the scaring, the terror, the fright....tired of being something that goes bump in the night''''. And so, in an effort to bring to joy to his town, Jack kidnaps Santa and takes his place as the jolly old elf. But instead of bringing joy to the world Jack, who is a little more than a grinning skeleton, brings fear by delivering creepy toys and riding a sleigh carried by skeletal reindeer. Only through a number of things going horribly wrong does Jack learn the true meaning of Christmas.
Download or read book Twas the Night Before Christmas Zombie Apocalypse written by Shannon Schlotfelt and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-08 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new twist on a well loved classic, Twas the Night Before Christmas, is re-animated. We're in the Zombie Apocalypse and now understand why Santa has been around forever! Santa's Curse brings you a Merry Undead Christmas! You will love this updated version of an old favorite!
Download or read book The Zombie Night Before Christmas written by Craig Dorfman and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This classic children's poem gets a gothic makeover when some uninvited (and undead) guests show up hoping to find their stockings full of "Braaaiiin!" It looks like we'll never see Christmas morning, but then a lean, mean Santa shows up to deliver the greatest gift of all: survival! -- back cover.
Download or read book A Very Zombie Christmas written by Eric Shelman and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-12-10 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Come along and enjoy a collection of holiday short stories with a serious twist... zombies. A hilarious romp in the zombie apocalypse from authors Eric A Shelman, Michelle Kilmer, K Michael Gibson, Michael Robertson, Ian McClellan, and many others. Another installment of zombie flavored awesome sauce from the fine folks at All Things Zombie (ATZ). See what happens when Santa gets bit or a Christmas party goes soooo wrong. Shopping, decorating, and mistletoe... nothing is off limits. A Very Zombie Christmas is the perfect gift for any horror fan. With over twenty-five stories to keep you laughing and cringing, you may never see the holidays the same way again. See for yourself. (whispers in a Wham! voice) ...happy Christmas.
Download or read book PAW Patrol The Night Before Christmas written by Nickelodeon and published by Studio Fun International. This book was released on 2016-09-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Count down to Christmas with Ryder, Chase, Marshall and the rest of PAW Patrol in this holiday flap book that includes a built-in Christmas countdown calendar with 24 flaps throughout! Christmas is coming and Ryder can hardly wait! Kids can join Chase, Marshall, Skye and all their friends as they get ready for Christmas in Adventure Bay. Dozen of flap surprises throughout and an exciting countdown calendar at the end of the book will make this a fast holiday favorite!
Download or read book I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus written by S.G. Browne and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping...he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice....
Download or read book The Night Before Christmas of the Living Dead written by M. V. Moorhead and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-21 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A chemical spill at a mysterious plant in Erie, Pennsylvania, spawns an outbreak of cannibalistic living corpses, and they do what zombies do-they head for the nearest shopping mall. But it's Christmas Eve, and the ravenous dead find themselves in a crowd of last-minute shoppers. Soon a handful of survivors have taken shelter in a tiny glass booth at the center of the mall, where they try to find a way out of the holiday horror. M.V. Moorhead's novel offers all the gut-ripping, bone-crunching action and chills that zombie fans demand, as well as a vision of the dark side of that most wonderful time of the year.
Download or read book I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus written by Matt Mogk and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it’s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves—and their dog—but to make sure to get to Grandma’s house before the zombies take over town. While they’ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that’s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.
Download or read book Twas the Night Before Christmas in Zalem Mass written by Frank Vieira and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A zombie tale of holiday horror that take place on Christmas Eve, in Salem, Massachusetts.
Download or read book Twas the Night Before Christmas Zombie Santa Was Drunk written by Christopher Wauben and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-22 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twas the Night before Christmas, Zombie Santa Was Drunk! The Most Hilarious Christmas Book you will ever read in your life and sure to be the new tradition in households worldwide. Santa gets drunk and goes on a wild adventure, before getting in trouble with Mrs. Klaus. How does it end? Well you just have to read it to find out!
Download or read book Twas the Fright Before Christmas written by Judy Sierra and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2005 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a little mouse accidentally tickles a dragon's snout during a winter night in a haunted house, it sets off a series of cumulative actions which throw all of the creatures into a frenzy.
Download or read book Twas the Night of Zombies before Christmas written by Alex Willis and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-12-17 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun new take on A Visit from St. Nicholas (Twas the night before Christmas), except this time with zombies. A fun and light tale for the whole family...well, maybe just those preparing for the pending zombie apocolypse.Includes a bonus story of The Zombie Elf on the Shelf
Download or read book Moldilocks and the Three Scares written by Lynne Marie and published by Sterling Children's Books. This book was released on 2019-08-06 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Papa, Mama, and Baby Scare (a monster, mummy, and vampire) live together in a big haunted house. One night, as their alpha-bat soup cools down, they go out to walk their dog (a bloodhound, of course). While they're away, in walks the zombie Moldilocks, looking for food, a chair, and a bed that's just right. Kids will love this funny, surprising story!
