Download or read book The World s Greatest Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2000-02-01 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone loves knock-knock jokes—especially kids! Bob Phillips, the king of good, clean jokes, packs more than 600 favorite knock-knock jokes into this nutty new collection. Edible Delights Knock, knock. Who’s there? Apricot. Apricot who? Apricot my key. Open up! Animal Crackers Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butternut. Butternut who? Butternut try to pick up a skunk! Guaranteed to extract giggles, groans, and guffaws from any audience, The World’s Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is fantastic fun for kids of all ages. Perfect for car trips, summer camps, and any occasion that calls for a hearty dose of humor!

Download or read book Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.

Download or read book Lots of Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Zondervan, and published by Zonderkidz. This book was released on 2016-02-02 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock, knock! [Who’s there?] Lots of. [Lots of who?] Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids! This collection of kid-friendly jokes will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Whether you’re stuck in the house, on a road trip, or waiting in a painfully-long line in the grocery store self-checkout lane, these jokes will have everyone cracking up. This compilation of over 250 jokes is hilarious, clean, kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is certain to have you laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can get something to eat? Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is great for all joke tellers and listeners, and readers ages 6-10 years old and includes: Family-friendly jokes A wide variety of joke styles Fun illustrations that add to the fun Perplexing yet funny riddles Bonus Q&A jokes Let your family and friends in on this joke, and enjoy hours of laughter together!

Download or read book Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Book written by Them Them Kids and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-12-11 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Book Give your kids the gift of humor! The Knock Knock Jokes for Kids book is the perfect introduction to telling jokes and humor. Early Reader Book Do you have a child who is starting to read? The knock knock book makes a GREAT early reader book featuring large print and pictures thru-out. This joke book was designed to entertain and not overwhelm the beginner reader. With over 100 pages, there is plenty to read and kid jokes to tell! Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids Filled to the brim with silliness, these laugh out loud jokes for kids will be read and recited to family and friends. Write Your Own Jokes Because reading jokes is super fun, but teach your child the art of creative thinking and writing by using the template at the end of the book for your kids to write their own jokes! With an easy to fill in knock knock joke guide, your child will be able to fill in their own words for their own jokes! Encourage Communication In addition to helping your child read, the knock knock jokes book is perfect in helping encourage your child to communicate by telling jokes. Have them bring the book to the grandparent's house and to tell jokes or to share with a friend. Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Book is the perfect joke book featuring: Great for Beginner Readers - Large print, illustrations and simple design for early readers. Perfect Bonding Time for Siblings - Get brother and sister involved in the laughter. Encourages Communication, Creative Writing and Thinking - Writing prompts for the future comedian. Perfect Book for Travel - Keep the kids busy on your next road trip or airplane ride. Makes a GREAT Gift for Kids -Chock full of funny kid jokes for all ages. Have your kids getting their sillies out by laughing, learning, reading and sharing for hours with the Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Book!

Download or read book 100 Knock Knock Jokes written by Johnny Laughing and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-12 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100+ knock knock funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults Knock knock! Who's there? Wade! Wade who? Wade up! I am behind! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Claude! Claude who? Claude up by the cat! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Water! Water who? Water you doing this weekend? HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Tank! Tank who? You are welcome! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!

Download or read book Kids Write Jokes written by Kidswritejokes and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: @KidsWriteJokes brings you over 150 crazy, entertaining and hilarious jokes written by kids Answering questions you've always wanted to know, like... Q. Why does mums get so angry A. beacuse when she sends you to your rhoom she can read a fashion book The best knock knock jokes... knock knock toilet to the rescue The horror jokes you didn't know you wanted but now need... it was a dark and creepy night there was a black and white figure in the forest it was a cow. And some of the weirdest gags you'll ever hear... Q. What do you call a freak horse? A. Jessica Based on the hit @kidswritejokes twitter and tumbler feeds, Kids Write Jokes is a collection of the weirdest, wackiest, and downright hilarious gags from kids from all over the world... Curated by the (anonymous) moderator of a kids jokes website, the jokes are all genuine submissions: "A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids" they explained... so we've collected them here instead

Download or read book World s Best and Worst Knock Knock Jokes written by Georgia Beth and published by Lerner Publications ™. This book was released on 2018-01-01 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock, knock. Who's there? Read on to find out in this book full of knock-knock jokes! Learn jokes that will have you slapping your knee—plus a few that will leave you groaning but laughing in spite of yourself. Are you ready to laugh your socks off? Then you've come to the right place!

Download or read book The World s Greatest Collection of Knock Knock Jokes and Tongue Twisters written by Bob Phillips and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 1995 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The title says it all-here are scores of hilariously corny knock-knock jokes, along with some terrifically tricky tongue twisters.

Download or read book The Best Ever Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2010-01-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) has done it again. This crazy collection of knock-knock jokes will keep kids, their friends, and their parents—the whole neighborhood—chuckling for a long time to come. This book could find a home in the car for some slap-happy fun on long road trips, in the playroom for a quick smile, or on a nearby shelf for a surefire icebreaker at the party. Filled to the brim with hilarity and just plain silliness, this is a book every kid will want and every parent will enjoy. Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away!

Download or read book Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2014-10-14 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These collections of time-tested riddles and knock-knock jokes from Highlights will trigger a giggle attack every time kids open them. With a wealth of jokes and riddles, Guess Again! and Who’s There? are perfect for sharing laughs with friends and family. The hilarious illustrations by Kevin Rechin and Kelly Kennedy add to the fun.

Download or read book The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2017-05-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even when you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little book with the funniest knock-knock jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here's a sampling: Knock, knock. Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No, they don't. Cowsgo MOO! Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup— ARRRRRRRRRR!

Download or read book The World s Best Jokes for Kids Volume 1 written by Lisa Swerling and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Do you want to hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten." Illustrations bring the silliness to a whole new level in this book of jokes kids will adore. Every joke is illustrated This illustrated book by the New York Times-bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave your family in stitches. The World's Best Jokes for Kids Volume 1 is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly jokes--each paired with a small drawing that's a sweet comic gem in itself. It's the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.

Download or read book Knock Knock written by Johnny Laughing and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-06-02 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best-Selling Joke Book for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny knock knock jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. From this Funny Joke Book... Knock knock! Who's there? Adore! Adore who? Adore stands between us, open up! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? C's! C's who? C's the day! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Abbey! Abbey who? Abbey stung me on the nose! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Closure! Closure who? Closure mouth when you eat! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! Tags: funny knock knock jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, food, joke book, knock knock book, ebook, books, funny, knock knock jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, kids books, funny knock knock jokes, joke book, food book, joke books, hilarious, lol, laughing, laughter, knock knock, funny jokes, funny joke book, book for kids, kindle book, kindle ebook, joke, jokes, jokes for kids, jokes for children, knock knock jokes, knock knock jokes for kids, funny jokes, jokes online, comedy, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, ages5-12, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, comedy, humor, preteen, young adult laughing, kids comedy

Download or read book Knock Knock Jokes written by Efron Alan Hirsch and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-12 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I believe in funny things, funny people, funny places, and a funny life. The fact of the matter is that humor and laughter are essential for our well-being and in order to maintain a high quality of life. Thus, the jokes in this book, which are specifically all knock knock jokes are nothing but the best of the best knock jokes in the world! These jokes were all gathered from real people who tell real knock knock jokes and who love knock knock jokes. I myself am a knock knock joke fanatic, and I'm always up for a good knock knock joke any day of week, any time of day! All of this said, a good knock knock joke does not only consist of the joke itself, but the way in which the joke is told. Therefore, I encourage you to try telling these jokes in different ways, try speaking at different speeds and using different tones of voice until you find the way that seems to work best for you, but most of all have fun! I wish you many hours of fun and laughter with the knock knock jokes contained in this book, they have definitely reshaped my life, and I truly hope they reshape yours and bring you many hours of pleasure telling and laughing at these super funny jokes! Enjoy!

Download or read book 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Arnie Lightning and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-10 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean knock knock jokes for children. Children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with these funny knock knock jokes for kids. With silly jokes and hilarious laughs, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 101 funny knock knock jokes Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Fun mazes and puzzles included Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Knock knock! Who's there? Water! Water who? Water you doing this afternoon? HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Aitch! Aitch who? Bless You! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Albert! Albert who! Albert you can't guess who this is! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Ocelot! Ocelot who? You Ocelot of questions! Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) This funny joke book is full of hilarious knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about food will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Download or read book The World s Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Volume 4 written by Lisa Swerling and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids LOVE knock knock jokes, and this illustrated book by the New York Times–bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave them in stitches! The World’s Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly knock knock jokes—each paired with a small drawing that’s a sweet comic gem in itself. It’s the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.

Download or read book Nutty Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2009-03-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) has done it again. This wild collection of knock-knock jokes is sure to keep the kids giggling and Gramps chuckling—the whole household will be in stitches! Keep this book in the car for some rib-tickling fun on long road trips. Keep it in the playroom for a quick smile. Keep it on a nearby ereader or app for a surefire icebreaker at the party. Filled to the brim with funny and just plain silly riddles, this is a book every kid will want and every parent will enjoy. Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away!