Download or read book The Vampire Joke Book written by Gordon Hill and published by Foulsham & Company Limited. This book was released on 1991-01-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about vampires and other horror creatures.
Download or read book The Vampire Joke Book written by Count Trans L. Vania and published by Pinnacle Books. This book was released on 1995 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These hysterical Halloween howlers will keep vampire fans screaming with laughter! Here are hundreds of bloodcurdlingly funny jokes, quizzes, and lists about the legendary blood-suckers.
Download or read book Vampire Jokes written by Uncle Amon and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-05 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Vampire Jokes Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about vampires and Halloween. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny and hilarious vampire and Halloween jokes Cute illustrations and picture for young readers Excellent for early and beginner readers Great to read aloud at home, in waiting rooms, or traveling Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny Halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. Q: What is the first thing that vampires learn in school? A: The alphabat! HAHA! Q: What has webbed feet and fangs? A: Count Quackula! LOL! Q: How does Dracula like to have his food served? A: In bite-sized pieces! This funny joke book is full of funny vampire and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about vampires, dracula, bats, and Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get this spooky joke book!
Download or read book Jokelopedia written by Eva Blank and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 2013-04-23 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.
Download or read book The Vampire Joke Book written by Peter Eldin and published by Anchor. This book was released on 1987 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Vampire Joke Book written by Martyn Forrester and published by Puffin HC. This book was released on 1994 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Bailey School Kids Joke Book written by Daniella Burr and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes and riddles about the weird figures living in Bailey City.
Download or read book The Monster Fun Joke Book written by Kay Barnham and published by The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc. This book was released on 2011-07-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do mummies do to relax? Readers will find out in this monstrously funny book. A multitude of monster, vampire, witch, and mummy jokes is ready for the reading, laughing, and sharing. Simple language makes these jokes easily understandable and will encourage young learners to continue their development in the pleasure of reading.
Download or read book Vampire Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-16 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny and Hilarious Halloween and Vampire Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about vampires and Halloween. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny vampire and Halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Jokes from this funny book... Q: What is Dracula's car called? A: A mobile blood unit! HAHA! Q: What is the best way to talk to a vampire? A: By long distance! LOL! Q: What does a vampire take for a cold? A: Coffin syrup! HAHA! Q: Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with? A: The girl necks door! LOL! Q: What type of people do vampires like? A: Type O positive people! HAHA! Q: Where is Dracula's American office? A: The Vampire State Building! Funny vampire and Halloween jokes Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud This funny joke book is full of funny vampire and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to sink your teeth into these Halloween laughs!
Download or read book Vampires Joke Book written by Colin Hawkins and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2001 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book In a Jocular Vein written by and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Bunnicula s Long lasting Laugh alouds written by James Howe and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bursting with fun for Bunnicula fans, this book is filled with goofy jokes and ridiculous riddles--some of them variations of old favorites, some of them brand now, and all related to Bunnicula characters and themes.
Download or read book Vampire Jokes written by Arnie Lightning and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-21 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Vampire Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean vampire and Halloween jokes for children. Funny halloween vampire jokes Cute and silly illustrations Excellent for early and beginning readers Mazes and puzzles included Lots of fun and entertainment for your child This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Q: What is Dracula's favorite flavor ice cream? A: Vein-illa! ~HAHA!~ Q: Why did the vampire go to hospital? A: He wanted to get his ghoulstones removed! ~LOL!~ Q: Where is Dracula's American office? A: The Vampire State Building! ~HAHA!~ Q: What does a vampire take for a cold? A: Coffin syrup! ~LOL!~ Funny Vampire Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about vampires. With cute and silly Halloween illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This funny joke book is full of vampire, monsters, ghouls, and halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about silly vampires will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
Download or read book Jane Jones Worst Vampire Ever written by Caissie St. Onge and published by Ember. This book was released on 2011-05-10 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Jane Jones, being a vampire is nothing like you read about in books. In fact, it kind of sucks. She's not beautiful, she's not rich, and she doesn't "sparkle." She's just an average, slightly nerdy girl from an ordinary suburban family (who happens to be vampires.) Jane's from the wrong side of the tracks (not to mention stuck in the world's longest awkward phase), so she doesn't fit in with the cool vampire kids at school or with the humans kids. To top it all off, she's battling an overprotective mom, a clique of high school mean girls (the kind who really do have fangs), and the most embarrassing allergy in the history of the undead, she's blood intolerant. So no one's more surprised than Jane when for the first time in her life, things start to heat up (as much as they can for a walking corpse, anyway) with not one, but two boys. Eli's a geeky, but cute real-live boy in her history class, and Timothy is a beautiful, brooding bloodsucker, who might just hold the key to a possible "cure" for vampirism. Facing an eternity of high school pressure, fumbling first dates, or a mere lifetime together with Timothy, what's a 90-something year-old teen vampire to do? Fans of the Vladmir Tod Chronicles, You are So Undead to Me, and Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side will feast on this deliciously readable, smart, and fantastically funny debut.
Download or read book Turned Book 1 in the Vampire Journals written by Morgan Rice and published by Morgan Rice. This book was released on 2014-09-02 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A book to rival TWILIGHT and VAMPIRE DIARIES, and one that will have you wanting to keep reading until the very last page! If you are into adventure, love and vampires this book is the one for you!" --Vampirebooksite.com (Turned) The #1 Bestselling series! THE VAMPIRE JOURNALS, comprising 11 books, tells the story of 18 year old Caitlin Paine, who finds herself uprooted from her nice suburb and forced to attend a dangerous New York City high school when her Mom moves again. Before her new romance can blossom, Caitlin suddenly finds herself changing, into something she does not understand. A love between the races will risk both of their lives, and will force them to decide whether to risk it all for each other...
Download or read book Vampire Jokes written by L. O. L. Funny Jokes Club and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-04 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Vampire Jokes in the World! This book is excellent for early and beginner readers, long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home! Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. Share a funny joke with a friend today! Funny vampire jokes for kids Cute and silly jokes to keep kids entertained Great for early and beginning readers Hilarious jokes, puns, comedy, and Halloween humor Excellent for text messages and funny status updates With this collection of funny vampire jokes you can make everyone laugh! This book full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. Q: Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? A: Because they are always out for blood! LOL Q: Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with? A: The girl necks door! HAHA Q: What is Dracula's favorite cartoon? A: Batman LOL Q: How does a witch say "goodbye" to a vampire? A: So long sucker! The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, silly jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all! Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!
Download or read book The Vampire Book written by J Gordon Melton and published by Visible Ink Press. This book was released on 2010-09-01 with total page 944 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Ultimate Collection of Vampire Facts and Fiction From Vlad the Impaler to Barnabas Collins to Edward Cullen to Dracula and Bill Compton, renowned religion expert and fearless vampire authority J. Gordon Melton, PhD takes the reader on a vast, alphabetic tour of the psychosexual, macabre world of the blood-sucking undead. Digging deep into the lore, myths, pop culture, and reported realities of vampires and vampire legends from across the globe, The Vampire Book: The Encyclopedia of the Undead exposes everything about the blood thirsty predator. Death and immortality, sexual prowess and surrender, intimacy and alienation, rebellion and temptation. The allure of the vampire is eternal, and The Vampire Book explores it all. The historical, literary, mythological, biographical, and popular aspects of one of the world's most mesmerizing paranormal subject. This vast reference is an alphabetical tour of the psychosexual, macabre world of the soul-sucking undead. In the first fully revised and updated edition in a decade, Dr. J. Gordon Melton (president of the American chapter of the Transylvania Society of Dracula) bites even deeper into vampire lore, myths, reported realities, and legends that come from all around the world. From Transylvania to plague-infested Europe to Nostradamus and from modern literature to movies and TV series, this exhaustive guide furnishes more than 500 essays to quench your thirst for facts, biographies, definitions, and more.
