Download or read book The Unicorn Poop Joke Book written by Jack B. Quick and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2020-06-01 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a unicorn with no horn? Completely pointless! This wacky book is packed to bursting with over 150 hilarious, kid-friendly jokes about wizards, mermaids and magical creatures... not to mention zany zoos, funny fairy tales, and enchanted unicorn poop! The cheeky, irreverent tone, and chucklesome full-color illustrations will have you laughing your socks off. Ideal for children aged 6+.

Download or read book When Unicorns Poop written by Lexie Castle and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate all things sparkly, including unicorn poop, with this rainbow-filled, humorous story! Did you know that when a unicorn poops, rainbows arch across the sky? And when they toot, shiny bubbles float all around! What happens when a unicorn sneezes or spits or cries? More magical whimsy occurs when unicorns do all these things, of course. Just don't step in their poop-eww! Complete with stunning, bright, and magical full-color illustrations, When Unicorns Poop is sure to delight kids as well as be the perfect gift for any unicorn-crazed adult.

Download or read book Gross Dad Jokes written by Alex Smart and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-09 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Getting a gift for your Dad can be hard... But all Dads love a silly joke they can share with their kids. Most Dads and kids love gross jokes and they make a great way to lighten the mood and bring some fun into your day. Share the jokes at bedtime so kids go to sleep with a smile on their face. After a tough day at work, read a joke to a family member to welcome them home. Funny jokes are a great way to make conversation when there's not much to talk about. Jokes include: Diarrhea, poop and fart jokes that Dads and kids find hilarious Zombie, boogers and bad breath gags to give everyone the giggles Laugh out loud limericks Dumb deaths you won't believe Funny illustrations Your Dad will love this book because laughing together at a joke is great for family bonding. Get it now.

Download or read book Poopendous written by Artie Bennett and published by Blue Apple Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rhyming couplets feature Professor Poopdeck and two young friends as he takes them on a type of poop safari. Words for poop (i.e. guano, number two, ca-ca), its forms and styles (cubes, tubular, wet and dry), and myriad of uses (i.e. souvenirs, fertilizer, fuel) are all conveyed with humor and a certain demand for respect. Full color.

Download or read book Unicorn Coloring And Activity Book Of Funny Farts And Poops written by Magical Poop Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-14 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who doesn't like a good poop and fart book? Give your child the gift of laughter with this kid appropriate bowel movement activity book! 20 unique pages full of fartbulous fun. Also perfect for a white elephant gift! Product details 14 coloring pages 6 activity pages 20 sketch pages Glossy Cover Quality Printing Made in the USA

Download or read book The Last Black Unicorn written by Tiffany Haddish and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-12-05 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “An inspiring story that manages to be painful, honest, shocking, bawdy and hilarious.” —The New York Times Book Review From stand-up comedian, actress, and breakout star of Girls Trip, Tiffany Haddish, comes The Last Black Unicorn, a sidesplitting, hysterical, edgy, and unflinching collection of (extremely) personal essays, as fearless as the author herself. Growing up in one of the poorest neighborhoods of South Central Los Angeles, Tiffany learned to survive by making people laugh. If she could do that, then her classmates would let her copy their homework, the other foster kids she lived with wouldn’t beat her up, and she might even get a boyfriend. Or at least she could make enough money—as the paid school mascot and in-demand Bar Mitzvah hype woman—to get her hair and nails done, so then she might get a boyfriend. None of that worked (and she’s still single), but it allowed Tiffany to imagine a place for herself where she could do something she loved for a living: comedy. Tiffany can’t avoid being funny—it’s just who she is, whether she’s plotting shocking, jaw-dropping revenge on an ex-boyfriend or learning how to handle her newfound fame despite still having a broke person’s mind-set. Finally poised to become a household name, she recounts with heart and humor how she came from nothing and nowhere to achieve her dreams by owning, sharing, and using her pain to heal others. By turns hilarious, filthy, and brutally honest, The Last Black Unicorn shows the world who Tiffany Haddish really is—humble, grateful, down-to-earth, and funny as hell. And now, she’s ready to inspire others through the power of laughter.

Download or read book Pug Jokes written by Momo Pug and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-03 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do Pugs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! What do Pugs call empty jars of cheese whiz? Cheese WAS! Pug Jokes is a hilarious collection of over 30 jokes and more than 80 beautifully illustrated color pages, for and about pugs! Readers will have a blast with this collection of clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends and family. It's the perfect gift for pug lovers, dog enthusiasts, and anyone up for canine humor at its very best. Your search for the best book of pug jokes is over! This book is guaranteed to have you, and your pug rolling on the floor begging for more. So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience! Here's why Pug Jokes is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about pugs * Excellent for any pug lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!

Download or read book You Don t Want a Dragon written by Ame Dyckman and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Be careful what you wish for -- again! This follow-up to You Don't Want a Unicorn points out the hilarious mishaps that come with adopting a dragon. Our protagonist wishes (much to the narrator's continued chagrin) for a pet dragon. Though initially thrilled, the kid quickly discovers that dragons aren't quite as awesome as they originally thought. From the scooting to the digging to the fire-breathing, our Kid is dismayed that they still haven't found their perfect pet. Little do they know, that pet might just be right around the corner . . .

Download or read book Ozy and Millie Perfectly Normal written by Dana Simpson and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2021-03-02 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A story of friendship between two whimsical and imaginative foxes, from the creator of the New York Times Bestselling Phoebe and Her Unicorn series Millie is one unusual fox, and she knows it. She comes up with highly unusual thoughts, invents ingenious excuses to get out of her homework, and her classmates are not always sure quite what to make of her. But thankfully she has Ozy, one of the most loyal friends anyone could ask for. Together the two of them, their friends, and Ozy's dad, Llewellyn (who happens to be a red dragon) enjoy various misadventures, whimsical conversations, elaborate schemes, and delightful bouts of mischief. Whether they're navigating cliques, inventing new games, or just trying to make sense of life, Ozy and Millie are the perfect companions for upper middle grade readers as well as fans of Dana Simpson's bestselling Phoebe and Her Unicorn series.

Download or read book Let s Pretend This Never Happened written by Jenny Lawson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-04-17 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside

Download or read book Unicorn Day written by Diana Murray and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-06-04 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hooray! Hooray! It's Unicorn Day! Thelma the Unicorn meets Uni the Unicorn in this rainbow-packed kids book guaranteed to delight you with its heartfelt message of inclusivity and dazzling glittery pictures. This clever, colorful, and over-the-top picture book about unicorns and unique-corns is a MUST for all unicorn lovers! The most important rule of Unicorn Day is to have fun, fun, fun! The unicorns are celebrating their favorite day of the year, complete with rainbows, cupcakes, butterflies, and all sorts of joyful things. But when it's revealed there's an impostor in their midst, the party comes to a screeching halt... Will the unicorns welcome all and continue their fun in all its glittery glory? Unicorn Day delights in everything that's special; unicorns, celebrations, and most importantly, friendship. Goodreads Choice Award of 2019 Finalist The Perfect gift if you're looking for: Unicorn books for boys and girls age 4-10 A fun-filled bedtime story Colorful, beautiful animal stories Children's books about unicorns Unicorn gifts for little girls and boys

Download or read book Lucky Number Six written by T. J. Loveless and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-04-17 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In New Orleans something with a weird sense of humor is stranding mythical creatures in Dr. Tiffany Crews's courtyard. Renowned psychiatrist, klutz, and Arkansas hillbilly with both feet firmly rooted in reality, Tiffany isn't quite ready for a unicorn and a fairy godmother to come waltzing into her life. Especially when the unicorn starts talking and farting rainbows, and her new fairy godmother insists happily-single Tiffany made a wish to find her one true love. Every attempt by Tiffany and friends to send the mythical beings home ends in hijinks and compromising situations. Never one to give up on a tricky problem, nor her grip on sanity, Tiffany decides she needs to fit the two myths into reality and Mardi Gras is just the time to start. If only it was that easy.

Download or read book Nobody Likes Unicorns written by Karen Kilpatrick and published by Nobody Likes. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nobody likes unicorns...because everybody loves them! When a llama tries to convince a group of kids why nobody likes unicorns, will it be the llama who learns something in the end? This book is perfect for talking about concepts such as jealousy, accepting differences, comparisons, and being comfortable with yourself. Plus, children will learn fun nonfiction facts about llamas throughout the story and in a special section at the end of the book! This funny, imaginative tale is engaging, instructive, and perfect for both llama and unicorn fans everywhere!

Download or read book Pooping Animals written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS Here I sit broken hearted, had to sh*t but only farted. ---The Honey Badger Need a good laugh?! Then Pooping Animals is just what you need. Indulge your inner child as you color imaginative designs long held sacred by folks way more enlightened than you (but who probably also enjoyed a good poop joke). Are you on a path to peace and a tranquil connection to the universe, or are you just looking to color some pooping animals and relax after a long day? Good news: all the above is achievable with this coloring book. Product Details: Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock with full page designs

Download or read book Jumbo Poop Emoji Coloring Book for Kids 50 Pages of Funny Cute Silly Activities for Children written by Emoji Colors and published by Emoji Coloring Books. This book was released on 2019-01-25 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I LOVE POOP EMOJI'S! And so I wanted to create a coloring book that everyone else could enjoy: ) . This book contains 25 different designs that are each based on THE BEST EMOJI EVER!!! I've included two copies of each design in case you want to keep an outline, color twice or you just mess up. This book also contains bleed pages in between each design page. I Hope you enjoy it!

Download or read book Poop written by Brick Puffinton and published by . This book was released on 2021-08-03 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book written by Frannie D. Frenchie and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-11 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do French Bulldogs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! Why do Frenchies run in circles? 'Cause it's too hard to run in squares! The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book is a super funny collection of Frenchie jokes just for kids. The jokes are accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any French Bulldog lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special Frenchie lover? Did you just get a Frenchie Puppy and want to reward their training with some amazing Frenchie jokes? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT French bulldogs! "Funniest book about Frenchies! EVER!" - Peter M. "Best Frenchie Gift!" - Jane D. Readers will have a blast with this Frenchie book filled with clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends, kids, and family. It's the perfect funny present for French Bulldog lovers, Frenchie Puppy enthusiasts, and anyone up for dog humor at its very best. Your search for the best Frenchie joke book is over! This Ultimate French Bulldog joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your puppy rolling on the floor begging for more! So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give this funny gift of Frenchies to others! Here's why The Frenchie Joke Book is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about French Bulldogs * Excellent unusual gift for any Frenchie lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!