Download or read book The Ultimate Polish Joke Book written by Midwest Cylinder Management, Incorporated and published by . This book was released on 2003-02-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is so funny. It is not intended to insult anyone, it is for entertainment purposes only. It is loaded with more polish jokes than you will ever hear again. A must have for every party. Or just enjoy it yourself.Makes a great gift

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Polish Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-22 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Polish, Italian, Irish, Polish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Polish jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Polish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Polish Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Polish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Polish jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Poles wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Pole and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Pole brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Pole who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Poles laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

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Download or read book The Essential Guide to Being Polish written by Anna Spysz and published by New Europe Books. This book was released on 2014-04-29 with total page 381 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being Polish is no joke. For ten million people of Polish ancestry in the United States, as well as many who have settled in the UK since the fall of communism, it is a heartfelt matter -- and amid all the travel guides and guides to Polish language, folklore, and customs, there is no single, comprehensive, reader-friendly and yet ever-informative reference on what it means to be Polish. Enter The Essential Guide to Being Polish -- the go-to concise resource for anyone looking to reconnect with their culture or, indeed, hoping that their friends, children, or colleagues learn something about their heritage. Divided into three sections to make for an easy-to-follow format -- Poland in Context, Poles in Poland, and Poles Abroad -- this guide covers just about everything and does so in a style that is at once entertaining and informative: the country's history and geography, wars, Jews in Poland, the communist past, the post-communist past and present, language, kings and queens, religion/Catholicism (with special focus on Pope John Paul II), holidays, food, and drink. What is a real Polish wedding all about? That, too, is addressed succinctly and with flair in this guide. Other chapters cover literature, music, art, famous scientists, Polish men and Polish women, Poles in America, Poles in the UK, Poles and the EU, and last but not least, Polish pride. From the Trade Paperback edition.

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