Download or read book The Ultimate Nose Pickers Collection written by Gordon Korman and published by Hyperion Books for Children. This book was released on 2006-03-28 with total page 596 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring all four books from Gordon Korman's Nose Pickers series:Devin can't wait to meet his exchange student from another state. Maybe he'll able to rope a calf like Cody from Texas or know celebrities from California like Wanda. But Stan is the opposite of cool--he's a huge dweeb, who eats paper, talks to dogs, and worst of all, can't keep his finger out of his nose. But Devin soon finds out that Stan isn't from another state--he's from another planet! He's an alien from the planet Pan who accesses his micro-computer by picking his nose. Devin's disappointment is soon replaced with shock when he finds out that Stan's unhygienic habit is actually the key to saving the planet. Together, this unlikely duo embarks on a series of zany adventures, involving everything from traveling back in time to ancient Egypt to climbing to the top of the Statue of Liberty. From saving the planet to surviving fifth grade; Devin and Stan's escapades are the funniest this side of Pluto.
Download or read book The Ultimate Nose Pickers Collection written by Gordon Korman and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 567 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects in one book four adventures of Devin and his alien friend Stan as they work to save the planet.
Download or read book Nosepickers From Outer Space written by Gordon Korman and published by Disney-Hyperion. This book was released on 1999-08-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fourth-grader Devin is disappointed in the nerdy exchange student who comes to live with his family, until he realizes that Stan is not from Chicago but from outer space.
Download or read book Invasion of the Nose Pickers written by Gordon Korman and published by Hyperion. This book was released on 2001-03-31 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While on a fourth-grade trip to New York City, Devin helps his friend Stan Mflxnys, a 147-year-old alien from the planet Pan, and other E.T.s try to locate the Humongan who is stealing the Pants' power supply, thereby disabling the microcomputer in Stan's nose.
Download or read book Noses Are Not for Picking written by Elizabeth Verdick and published by Free Spirit Publishing. This book was released on 2014-10-01 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We’ve all seen it—the nose-picking habit starts as early as the toddler years, and no child is the exception. Young children pick their noses for a variety of reasons, from colds to allergies to curiosity or boredom. This board book for toddlers and preschoolers is the answer to the age-old question “How can I get my child not to pick, especially not in public?” With gentle humor and kid-friendly support, this board book for toddlers and preschoolers helps guide little ones away from nose picking toward healthier habits, like using a tissue and washing their hands. Catchy words help children remember what to do; vibrant full-color illustrations bring the words to life. Throughout, the positive message shines through: noses are for breathing, sniffing, smelling . . . but not for picking!
Download or read book Planet of the Nose Pickers written by Gordon Korman and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 2000-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fourth grader Devin and his friend Stan, the nerdy exchange student who is actually an alien from the planet Pan, try to get Earth designated as Pan's official vacation planet so that it will not get moved out past Pluto.
Download or read book Richard was a Picker written by Carolyn Beck and published by Orca Book Publishers. This book was released on 2010-10-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Richard picks his nose, until one day he discovers the perils of his habit. When his finger gets stuck up his nose, Richard panics. Then his nose sucks up his arm. Before he knows it, all of him slides up his nose. Richard has become a giant booger. He propels his booger-ball self out of his house. But as he rolls down the sidewalk things get worse, way worse. Soon the whole town is chasing after him and jabbing at him. Will Richard be poked to pieces? With some quick thinking and a little luck, Richard avoids a terrible end.
Download or read book Nose picking Nicholas Pickering written by Peter Barron and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lost in the slimy green tunnel of his nostril - amid screeching bats, poisonous snakes, a wayward owl, and a long-lost kite - Nicholas has a terrifying encounter with a stomach churning, gooey monster - The Bogeyman. The creature picks a fight with Nicholas for being so impolite and the boy is left to wonder how on earth he'll get home? Written in comical rhyme, and beautifully illustrated, the Monstrous Morals are building into a unique collection of children's books, and Nose-Pickin' Nicholas Pickering is bound to be picked up time and time again.
Download or read book The Nose Pickers written by Stephanie J. Shulman and published by . This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He won't stop, it's really gross, and she doesn't know what to do. A mom becomes unglued as her determined son justifies his nose-picking habits. Things take a turn for the worse when an old man "picks and flicks" in this laugh-out-loud, cringe-worthy tale.
Download or read book Only My Dog Knows I Pick My Nose written by Lauren Tarshis and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2021-10-19 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious and tender picture book perfect for fans of No, David that insightfully explores the inner world of a child. The picture book debut from the New York Times bestselling author of I Survived, Lauren Tarshis! To the outside world, it might look like you do everything right: eat your broccoli, share your toys, and behave in the bath. But what about the moments when no one is looking, and your messier, mushier, scared-ier self is revealed? The only one who knows is... the loyal dog friend who sees it all and still loves you just the way you are. This celebration of friendship, loyalty, and unconditional love with man's -- and child's -- best friend is sure to delight and entertain readers of all ages. Laugh along with recognition and delight in this ode to being true to yourself. With tender, humorous text from New York Times bestselling author Lauren Tarshis, and joyful, expressive watercolors from artist Lisa Mezoff, this sweet book presents a validating message of confidence, empowerment, and unconditional love.
Download or read book Poppy Picker written by Stella Stamatakis and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-08 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Rudyard Kipling Ultimate Short Story Collection 440 Short Stories in One Volume written by Rudyard Kipling and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2023-12-06 with total page 5298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rudyard Kipling's 'Ultimate Short Story Collection' is a literary masterpiece that compiles over 440 short stories in one volume, showcasing the author's versatility and mastery of the short story genre. Kipling's stories are known for their vivid imagery, compelling characters, and profound themes that explore the complexities of human nature and society. His concise yet evocative prose transports readers to exotic locales and allows them to delve into the rich tapestry of Kipling's imagination. This collection is a treasure trove for literature enthusiasts and scholars alike, providing a comprehensive overview of Kipling's storytelling prowess and enduring legacy in the world of literature. From tales of adventure and exploration to poignant reflections on colonialism and identity, Kipling's short stories continue to captivate readers with their timeless relevance and thought-provoking narratives. Rudyard Kipling, a Nobel Prize-winning author, drew inspiration from his experiences in British India and his deep fascination with global culture and history. His unique perspective as a writer and traveler informs the vivid depictions and diverse themes found in his short stories, making them essential reading for anyone interested in classic literature and the art of storytelling. I highly recommend Rudyard Kipling's 'Ultimate Short Story Collection' to readers seeking a diverse and enriching literary experience that transcends time and space, offering a glimpse into the brilliant mind of one of the greatest storytellers of the 19th century.
Download or read book NOSE PICKING NIRVANA A Hilarious Guide to Elevating the Art of Nostril Exploration written by K. D. Gudwerck and published by K. D. Gudwerk. This book was released on 2024-02-21 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Embark on an uproarious adventure into the uncharted territories of nostril exploration with "Nose Picking Nirvana: A Hilarious Guide to Elevating the Art of Nostril Exploration" by the irreverently witty K.D. Gudwerck. In this sidesplitting literary escapade, Gudwerck takes you on a journey through the whimsical and absurd, proving that even the seemingly mundane act of nose picking can be an art form worthy of exploration. Within these pages, you'll discover the secrets of "The Fine Art of Nostril Selection," where Gudwerck, armed with humor as his weapon of choice, unveils the intricacies of picking the perfect nostril. From the "Tools of the Trade" to "Nostril Etiquette in Public Spaces," Gudwerck crafts a guide that not only entertains but enlightens, turning the often-overlooked art of nose picking into a laugh-out-loud experience. Join Gudwerck's whimsical journey through "Nose Liberation Yoga" and the "Nose Picking Poetry Slam," where the absurdity of life finds its voice in the unlikeliest of places. Brace yourself for the hilarity of "Nose Picking Challenges," the scientific revelations of "The Science of Snot," and the nose-connoisseur-approved "Guide to Nostril Diversity." Gudwerck's satire extends into "Nostril Feng Shui," revealing the secrets of creating the optimal ambiance for your nasal adventures. Take a humorous plunge into "Nose Picking Through History," where the act of nose picking becomes a cultural phenomenon, transcending time. "The Freedom of Nasal Expression" invites readers to liberate their noses from societal constraints, while "The Nostril Olympics" thrusts nostril enthusiasts into competitive events of epic proportions. Lastly, peer into "The Future of Nostril Exploration," a daring vision of what lies beyond the horizons of imagination. K.D. Gudwerck, the literary escape artist, broke free from the confines of engineering and human sciences to wield the mighty pen with a twinkle in his eye. With a humorous lens that effortlessly turns equations into laughter, Gudwerck navigates the realms of fiction and non-fiction, leaving a trail of confetti-like laughter in his wake. A survivor of the corporate labyrinth, Gudwerck's creations blend satire and wit, offering more than just laughs—they provide a sneakily profound commentary on life's absurdities. His works are a mischievous game of hide-and-seek, beckoning readers to don detective hats and uncover the treasures between the lines. K.D. Gudwerck has transformed the mundane into the extraordinary, the serious into the side-splitting, and emerged as a literary luminary for those seeking laughter with a sprinkle of wisdom. So, fasten your seatbelts, prepare for a whimsical journey through Gudwerck's creations, and let every turn of phrase tickle your funny bone!
Download or read book The Nose Pixies written by David Hunt and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2016-08-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious debut picture book from the award-winning and bestselling author of GIRT. This is a book with a grossness that kids will love, and with a message that parents will adore. The wickedly funny, deliciously clever picture book debut from David Hunt (GIRT) with illustrations by award-winning artist Lucia Masciullo (THE BOY AND THE TOY). Oliver has a bad habit. A very bad habit. He just can't keep his fingers out of his nose, which is a big problem for the tiny pixies who mine his 'nose gold' to keep their cities running. The Nose Pixies return to their kingdom with empty handkerchiefs night after night. And unless their luck changes, they'll be out of a job ... or worse! Ages 4-8 PRAISE 'Kids will love all the disgusting things in this truly imaginative book' Four-star review, Books+Publishing
Download or read book BALZAC Ultimate Collection written by Honoré de Balzac and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2023-11-10 with total page 8935 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This carefully crafted ebook collection is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents: The Human Comedy: Scenes From Private Life: At the Sign of the Cat and Racket The Ball at Sceaux The Purse Vendetta Madame Firmiani A Second Home Domestic Peace Paz Study of a Woman Another Study of Woman The Grand Breteche Albert Savarus Letters of Two Brides A Daughter of Eve A Woman of Thirty The Deserted Woman La Grenadiere The Message Gobseck The Marriage Contract A Start in Life Modeste Mignon Beatrix Honorine Colonel Chabert The Atheist's Mass The Commission in Lunacy Pierre Grassou Scenes From Provincial Life Ursule Mirouet Eugenie Grandet Pierrette The Vicar of Tours The Two Brothers The Illustrious Gaudissart The Muse of the Department Eve and David Scenes From Parisian Life Scenes from a Courtesan's Life A Prince of Bohemia A Man of Business Gaudissart II Unconscious Comedians Ferragus The Duchesse de Langeais The Girl with the Golden Eyes Father Goriot Rise and Fall of Cesar Birotteau The Firm of Nucingen Secrets of the Princesse de Cadignan Bureaucracy Sarrasine Facino Cane Cousin Betty Cousin Pons The Lesser Bourgeoisie Scenes From Political Life An Historical Mystery An Episode Under the Terror The Brotherhood of Consolation Z. Marcas The Deputy of Arcis Scenes From Military Life The Chouans A Passion in the Desert Scenes From Country Life The Country Doctor Juana Farewell The Recruit El Verdugo A Drama on the Seashore The Red Inn The Elixir of Life Maitre Cornelius Catherine de' Medici Louis Lambert The Exiles Seraphita Short Stories The Napoleon of the People Droll Stories Plays Vautrin The Resources of Quinola Paméla Giraud The Stepmother Mercadet Analytical Studies The Physiology of Marriage Petty Troubles of Married Life Letters to Madame Hanska The Complete Repertory Of The Comedie Humaine ...
Download or read book WTF Evolution written by Mara Grunbaum and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all have our off days. Why should Evolution be any different? Maybe Evolution got carried away with an idea that was just a little too crazy—like having the Regal Horned Lizard defend itself by shooting three-foot streams of blood from its eyes. Or maybe Evolution ran out of steam (Memo to Evolution: The Irrawaddy Dolphin looks like a prototype that should have been left on the drawing board). Or maybe Evolution was feeling cheeky—a fish with hands? Joke’s on you, Red Handfish! Or maybe Evolution simply goofed up: How else to explain the overgrown teeth of the babirusas that curl backward over their face? Oops. Mara Grunbaum is a very smart, very funny science writer who celebrates the best—or, really, the worst—of Evolution’s blunders. Here are more than 100 outlandish mammals, reptiles, insects, fish, birds, and other creatures whose very existence leaves us shaking our heads and muttering WTF?! Ms. Grunbaum’s especially brilliant stroke is to personify Evolution as a well-meaning but somewhat oblivious experimenter whose conversations with a skeptical narrator are hilarious. For almost 4 billion years, Evolution has produced a nonstop parade of inflatable noses, bizarre genitalia, and seriously awkward necks. What a comedian!
Download or read book Why You Shouldn t Eat Your Boogers written by Francesca Gould and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2013-03-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready for gross, amazing, totally true scientific facts about the human body! Itching to know what bugs live in your eyelashes, why you get goose bumps, or how ants can be used to heal a wound? Use this delightfully disgusting collection of kid-tastic facts to gross out friends and relatives. In this abridged edition of the adult bestseller, readers will laugh, cringe and squirm over tons of bizarre facts about the human body. The science is in: You wouldn't want to pick your nose . . . but you won't be able to resist picking this book! For more facts to disgust your friends and family, look for Why Fish Fart: Gross but True Things You'll Wish You Didn't Know.
