Download or read book The Republican Joke Book written by Wayne Smith and published by . This book was released on 2024-04-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you feeling downtrodden as you watch the News channels spout endless nonsense? Do you ever tire of hearing politicians lie through their new veneers? Are you becoming bored of arguing on social media? Then why not pick up The Republican Joke Book, a wonderful assortment of jokes, anecdotes, and stories that are guaranteed to make your friends laugh (...unless they identify as sensitive liberals). Filled to the brim with humor about elections, Presidents, politicians, and (of course) Democrats. The Republican Joke Book is a book that lets you take a step back and chuckle at the state of modern politics. The Republican Joke Book features, among other things: ● Jokes on a variety of topics within the world of politics. ● Strange but true events and quotes from some of the most well-recognized politicians in American history. ● Hilarious commentaries on modern debate. ● Excellent, fresh satirical cartoons. All you need is a sense of humor, and you're away. You'll laugh at every demographic of society - no one is off limits or safe from ridicule in this excellent compendium of hilarity. Take the time to have a chuckle at the bare-faced insanity that is US politics and pick up your copy of The Republican Joke Book today. WARNING: Some of the jokes may cause minor amounts of upset among sensitive readers. If you find yourself becoming unhappy, please feel free to go onto your favored social media platform, type up a rant, don't post it, and take a moment to realize that no one cares - at all.
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Republican Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-15 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of republican jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Republican Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of republican jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one republican joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many republican jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do republicans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An republican and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The republican turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the republican.The republican's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the republican who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do republicans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Download or read book The Official Democrat Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1976 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Official Democrat Republican Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by Pinnacle Books. This book was released on 1978 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book A Conservative Walks Into a Bar written by A. Dagnes and published by Springer. This book was released on 2012-09-06 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Conservative critics argue that modern political satire, in the age of The Daily Show, has a liberal bias. A quick review of the humor landscape shows that there are very few conservative political satirists, and using personal interviews with political humorists this book explains why. The book explores the history of satire, the comedy profession, and the nature of satire itself to examine why there is an ideological imbalance in political humor and it explores the consequences of this disparity. This book will appeal to Daily Show and Colbert fans, political junkies, and anyone interested in the intersection of politics and media.
Download or read book The Official Republican Joke Book written by larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1976 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Don t Let the Republican Drive the Bus written by Erich Origen and published by Random House Digital, Inc.. This book was released on 2012 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the satirical masterminds behind the "New York Times" bestseller "Goodnight Bush" comes this scathingly funny political parody of the contemporary children's classic "Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!"
Download or read book The Best Ideas from the Republican Party Over the Past 100 Years written by Nate Roberts and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-10-27 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you a Democrat who's fed up with the Republicans? Do you have countless disagreements with family, friends or that annoying Republican from across the aisle? Well, if so, this book is for you (to give to them)! End the discussion once and for all and get the last laugh. You'll enjoy the look on their face when they receive this book and realize there are over 100 pages of blank space, proving just how many good ideas the Republicans have had over the past 100 years. None! Whether giving it as a gift, leaving it on your coffee table or desk at work or simply using the space to write down some actual good ideas, you'll always have the last laugh. More “books” at www.laughoutloudbooks.com
Download or read book The Republican Roosevelt written by John Morton Blum and published by Harvard University Press. This book was released on 1977 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book about politics and politicians; about elections, lawmaking, governing, and how they work. It is also about power, its increasing concentration in American society, and its implications at home and abroad especially for those who exercise it. It is a book about the Republican Party during the period in which it developed the forces and frictions which still characterize it today. Finally, it is a book about a remarkably successful and vibrant man who contained within himself much of the best and the worst of his environment, who contributed generously to American life, who knew in his time disappointment, temptation, and pain, but also glory; a man remembered most by his intimates for the "fun of him." The author is in an enviable position to assess these matters. During five years as Associate Editor of The Letters of Theodore Roosevelt, he read and studied all TR's letters as well as all his published works, and delved deeply into the relevant literature of the period, including the vast material in the Congressional Record. From this rich store, John Morton Blum has drawn a new interpretation of Roosevelt the conservative, Roosevelt the professional Republican politician and Roosevelt the leader of men. He presents new material on Roosevelt's work as the manager of the Republican Party and as manager of Congress. He relates Roosevelt's roles in these situations to his conduct of foreign policy--a foreign policy so anticipatory of that of contemporary America--and to his Progressiveness--a doctrine of government with strong affinities to both the New Deal and the New Crusade.
Download or read book The Book of Jokes written by Momus and published by Dalkey Archive Press. This book was released on 2009 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a universe where every joke you've ever heard is solid, real, and occasionally dangerous--and all happening, one after the other, to the same small group of people. Detailing a series of filthy and ludicrous episodes in the life of a single family, saddled with a super-eccentric, sexually rapacious father, "The Book of Jokes" tells the story of the youth and education of a bland young boy doomed to record--in an incongruously serious, autobiographical mode--all the ridiculous incidents befalling his household. With their lives dictated by set ups and punchlines, the boy's family quickly becomes luridly dysfunctional, and he realizes that the only way to escape his tragicomic fate is by trying to take control of the joke-telling himself. Channeling the spirits of Chaucer, Rabelais, Flann O'Brien, and Gian Francesco Poggio Bracciolini, the Vatican secretary who compiled the first known book of jokes in 1451, "The Book of Jokes" is a happy raspberry in the face of life as we know and tell it.
Download or read book Politics Is a Joke written by S. Robert Lichter and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2014-07-01 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does late night political humor matter? Are late-night comedians merely entertaining, or do they have the power to influence the way we think about politics and politicians? Politics is a Joke! situates late night comedy in the historical context of political humor and demonstrates how the public turn to this venue for political information, and are in turn affected by it. Using exclusive data collected by the Center for Media and Public Affairs, the authors conduct a detailed and exhaustive analysis of political jokes on late night TV shows dating back to 1992 in order to pinpoint the main targets and themes of late-night comedy. Politics is a Joke! uses a wide range of examples, from jokes about politicians' physical appearance and sex scandals to jokes about Congress and even the news media, to assess and understand the impact of political humor on political institutions, politicians and their policies and behavior. Engagingly written with analysis of jokes from comedians like Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, Politics is a Joke! is essential reading for anyone who wants to understand the crucial role late night comedy plays in our political universe—and anyone who enjoys a good laugh.
Download or read book Trump Wins Dems Lose written by Scott Sams and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-22 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TRUMP WINS/ DEMS LOSE!: The 2020 Republican Joke Book! .Question: Why is Donald Trump the perfect leader for the Republican Party, a party whose symbol is an elephant?.Answer: Like the elephant, he is big, bold, a bit unpredictable, roars a lot. You'd be better off staying out of his way!.Trump draws large crowds everywhere he goes. The Democrats don't, yet they claim they represent the American people!.The 2020 election campaign has begun, and here is the best pro-Trump, pro-Republican joke book! Featuring hundreds of jokes on topics such as Nancy Pelosi, Obama, Hillary, infighting among Dems, the Democratic candidates, favorite bumper stickers, the differences between Republicans and Democrats, future bestsellers by Democrats, and funny jokes about how Democrats are lazy or dumb or just plain wrong, this book is a MUST HAVE this election season!.The author is a 36 year veteran comedy writer whose books have sold millions. A Libertarian, he is upset there is little conservative humor on late-night comedy shows. He wants to change that, and show with this book that Republicans can be funny!.More jokes:.DIFFERENCES BETWEEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANSParty Symbol:Republicans: The elephant, one of the largest and most powerful creatures on earth.Democrats: A jackass..Favorite Pastimes:Democrats: Spending other people's money.Republicans: Making money..Favorite Occupations:Democrats: Dog walkers, Uber drivers, Hug Therapists, TempsRepublicans: Police, Firemen, Soldiers, Executives..Favorite Ways of Getting Rich:Democrats: Winning the lottery. Suing for personal injuries.Republicans: Spending less than they earn and saving and investing the rest. Building a business with hard work and long hours..It was so cold in Vermont this year, I saw Democrats with their hands in their own pockets!·How are the Democratic candidates like Santa Claus?You want to believe in them but you just can't..How do we know Lois Lane was a Democrat?Because she's always looking for someone to save her..Buy this book now and get started laughing! Just push the button on the top right of this page. It is sold with a money-back guarantee in Amazon credit, so what do you have to lose?
Download or read book Great Presidential Wit written by Robert J. Dole and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2001 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The former senator and presidential candidate collects bipartisan presidential humor from famous, and not-so-famous, chief executives, from Washington to Clinton.
Download or read book Reasons to Vote for Democrats written by Michael J. Knowles and published by Threshold Editions. This book was released on 2017-04-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the book that Donald Trump called “a great book for your reading enjoyment!” The most exhaustively researched and coherently argued Democrat Party apologia to date, Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide is a political treatise sure to stand the test of time. A must-have addition to any political observer's coffee table. *** Lefty lawyers require that we state the book is mostly blank and contains precisely 1,235 words.
Download or read book All the Reasons to Vote Republican written by Activist Squad and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ALL THE REASONS TO VOTE REPUBLICAN Every logical reason to vote for Republicans could fill up a book... a blank book! After an extensive and exhausting search, our team of experts has concluded that there is absolutely no reason to vote for Republicans. The party is corrupt and work for companies, billionaires and lobbyists. This 6" x 9" blank book makes a great political gag gift! It also serves as a journal and has 100 pages. DETAILS: Dimensions: 6" x 9" 100 white pages Lined journal paper Makes a hilarious Christmas gift for a white elephant party. Click brand name to find more joke books for anyone is ready for Trump to finally be impeached and Democrats to regain control of our government.
Download or read book The Official Democrat Republican Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1976 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Al Franken Giant of the Senate written by Al Franken and published by Twelve. This book was released on 2017-05-30 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Senator Al Franken - #1 bestselling author and beloved SNL alum -- comes the story of an award-winning comedian who decided to run for office and then discovered why award-winning comedians tend not to do that. "Flips the classic born-in-a-shack rise to political office tale on its head. I skipped meals to read this book - also unusual - because every page was funny. It made me deliriously happy." -- Louise Erdrich, The New York Times This is a book about an unlikely campaign that had an even more improbable ending: the closest outcome in history and an unprecedented eight-month recount saga, which is pretty funny in retrospect. It's a book about what happens when the nation's foremost progressive satirist gets a chance to serve in the United States Senate and, defying the low expectations of the pundit class, actually turns out to be good at it. It's a book about our deeply polarized, frequently depressing, occasionally inspiring political culture, written from inside the belly of the beast. In this candid personal memoir, the honorable gentleman from Minnesota takes his army of loyal fans along with him from Saturday Night Live to the campaign trail, inside the halls of Congress, and behind the scenes of some of the most dramatic and/or hilarious moments of his new career in politics. Has Al Franken become a true Giant of the Senate? Franken asks readers to decide for themselves.
