Download or read book The Porn Star Namebook written by Nicotext and published by Nicotext Limited. This book was released on 2005-09-01 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rename your lover, or your pet, your car or the stupid person at work in the nom de plume of a pornstar! Here are the coolest names in the entire X-rated business, along with tons of fun porn and sex trivia. Read it for at laugh or get ideas for creating your own dirty nicknames. The Pornstar Name Book also contains a music CD, Porn Lounge Music, which is perfect to put you in the right mood for doing what porn stars are paid to do.
Download or read book The Penis Name Book written by David Rosenthal and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-11-18 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boy, oh, boy, it's a difficult decision when it comes to naming a guy's manhood. Does one go respectable with Peter O'Toole? Or hip with the Big Lebowski? Or choose one with a little more flavor, like Charleston Chew? With so many possibilities, it could really drive a person nuts! Lucky for those looking to nail down the perfect name for their (partner's) favorite body part, there's this book. It's a long, hard process coming up with an original name for a man's member, so this book doesn't beat around the bush. It pulls together 500 options, sizes them up, and helps you get down to business and choose the perfect fit. At the end of the naming process, you will think your choice is a stroke of genius--and be relieved you're not just calling it Harry or Dick.
Download or read book Red Legion In Her Name Book 10 written by Michael R. Hicks and published by Michael R. Hicks. This book was released on 2024-02-07 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Her Name: Red Legion picks up the story of Reza Gard and Eustus Camden after their graduation from Marine training at the end of chapter ten of In Her Name: Confederation, when they’re assigned to the infamous Red Legion, the dumping ground for the Confederation Marine Corps’ misfits and criminals. But sorting out friend from foe among their new companions is the least of their worries as they’re thrown into combat against not only the warriors of the Kreelan Empire, but terrifying forces of nature that nearly cost them their lives. As Reza fights for both honor and survival, he is confronted with the bitter consequences of being of two worlds and having to choose only one.
Download or read book The Band Name Book written by Noel Hudson and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A big, open-it-anywhere book created for music fans and pop-culture followers of all ages, The Band Name Book explains how (or where) the best-named bands in history got their names. Those names are profound, clever, silly, provocative or downright obscure. This entertaining book is full of information and trivia about bands from the dawn of rock 'n' roll right up to today's Internet-based independents. The Beatles are here, as well as Led Zeppelin, Pearl Jam, Nine Inch Nails and the Goo Goo Dolls. But the best fun is found with rock history's lesser-known groups, in Web-savvy contemporary bands, and with true originals. Among their names: Atomic Rooster Arctic Monkeys The Lemonheads The Formaldebrides The Soup Dragons Pavlov's Woody Arcade Fire Big Al and the Kaholics Hectic Watermelon Smorgasborgnine. The Band Name Book includes entries on thousands of bands from more than 30 countries, divided into dozens of entertaining and irreverent categories with special notes on name origins, genres and best album titles. There are profiles of notable bands. And there's even a list of "Names Still Available" for each category. Colour throughout
Download or read book The World s Coolest Baby Names written by First Last and published by Nicotext. This book was released on 2005 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A name book for the 21st century parent
Download or read book The Oxford Introductions to U S Law written by Dan Hunter and published by Oxford University Press, USA. This book was released on 2012-01-12 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This text offers an overview and analysis of current IP laws and their history. An introduction to copyright, patent, trademark and trade secrets is provided. Modern intellectual property is looked at in terms of how innovation and progress are linked to IP law, and how small changes in the laws have had significant consequences for society--provided by publisher.
Download or read book The Bible about My Friends written by First Last and published by Nicotext. This book was released on 2015-02-25 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is about your friends and everything you've always wanted to know abouthem. A book with simple, funny and very entertaining questions for your veryest friends to answer. Questions about who they really are, about theirreams, hopes, plans and not least, their secrets. Things you've alwaysanted to know but been to scared to ask. This Bible will bring out the worstnd the best about those you thought you knew. Together you will laugh at thenswers for years to come. That is, if you're still friends...
Download or read book Bla Bla Celebs written by First Last and published by Nicotext. This book was released on 2006-09 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes 600 useless facts about celebs.
Download or read book Bla Bla Quotes written by First Last and published by Nicotext. This book was released on 2015-02-25 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains the best quotes from world famous actors, scientist, politicians, billionaires, supermodels and many more. This fascinating handbook of hilarious, arcane and bizarre quotes will make its bearer a hit at party conversation and trivia contests. I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous. I could have any man in the world.' - Anna Kournikova 'The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.' - Alice Cooper'
Download or read book My Life as a Pornstar written by Puma Swede and published by . This book was released on 2014-04-04 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The crazy ass Swedish porn star strips down about naughty celebrity sex, the best kept industry secrets and how to take control of a pilot's joystick. "My Life As A pornstar" chronicles Puma's life from her horse-obsessed childhood in Sweden to her rise as one of the best known porn stars in the world. The book details Puma's many crazy experiences which include Hollywood parties, wobbly helicopter sex (as seen on TMZ), drug adventures in Amsterdam, celebrity encounters and all the highs, and lows, of life and love and work in porn's fast lane. It also includes a chapter written by Puma's best friend, Penthouse Pet of the Year Nikki Benz, a "how to make it big in the porn industry" guide, reviews of porn colleges and letters from the fans. "I've already been getting frantic calls from celebs I know, scared I'm going to expose them. I hope they enjoy my book. I hope YOU enjoy my book," said Puma Swede. "I don't know what to think of this book. It's not a normal autobiography, it's certainly not literature. It's a tale where every page is covered with four letter words, swearing and body liquids" (review in Aftonbladet, Sweden's largest national newspaper)
Download or read book 60 Years Later written by John David California and published by Nicotext. This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At 76, Mr C. is a man on the edge. Tired of life, the constant disappointments and excruciating boredom, this old man has had enough. From his retirement home, He resolves to seize whatever diginity he has left and end his life in the only place he truly feels at home: Goddam New York City. Armed with a deathwish and an enduring hatred of all things phony, he takes the reader on the ultimate journey: from one life to the next. In his final days the 76-year- old boy still only wants to be the Catcher in the Rye'.'
Download or read book I Know This Much Is True written by Wally Lamb and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 1998-06-03 with total page 884 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With his stunning debut novel, She's Come Undone, Wally Lamb won the adulation of critics and readers with his mesmerizing tale of one woman's painful yet triumphant journey of self-discovery. Now, this brilliantly talented writer returns with I Know This Much Is True, a heartbreaking and poignant multigenerational saga of the reproductive bonds of destruction and the powerful force of forgiveness. A masterpiece that breathtakingly tells a story of alienation and connection, power and abuse, devastation and renewal--this novel is a contemporary retelling of an ancient Hindu myth. A proud king must confront his demons to achieve salvation. Change yourself, the myth instructs, and you will inhabit a renovated world. When you're the same brother of a schizophrenic identical twin, the tricky thing about saving yourself is the blood it leaves on your bands--the little inconvenience of the look-alike corpse at your feet. And if you're into both survival of the fittest and being your brother's keeper--if you've promised your dying mother--then say so long to sleep and hello to the middle of the night. Grab a book or a beer. Get used to Letterman's gap-toothed smile of the absurd, or the view of the bedroom ceiling, or the influence of random selection. Take it from a godless insomniac. Take it from the uncrazy twin--the guy who beat the biochemical rap. Dominick Birdsey's entire life has been compromised and constricted by anger and fear, by the paranoid schizophrenic twin brother he both deeply loves and resents, and by the past they shared with their adoptive father, Ray, a spit-and-polish ex-Navy man (the five-foot-six-inch sleeping giant who snoozed upstairs weekdays in the spare room and built submarines at night), and their long-suffering mother, Concettina, a timid woman with a harelip that made her shy and self-conscious: She holds a loose fist to her face to cover her defective mouth--her perpetual apology to the world for a birth defect over which she'd had no control. Born in the waning moments of 1949 and the opening minutes of 1950, the twins are physical mirror images who grow into separate yet connected entities: the seemingly strong and protective yet fearful Dominick, his mother's watchful "monkey"; and the seemingly weak and sweet yet noble Thomas, his mother's gentle "bunny." From childhood, Dominick fights for both separation and wholeness--and ultimately self-protection--in a house of fear dominated by Ray, a bully who abuses his power over these stepsons whose biological father is a mystery. I was still afraid of his anger but saw how he punished weakness--pounced on it. Out of self-preservation I hid my fear, Dominick confesses. As for Thomas, he just never knew how to play defense. He just didn't get it. But Dominick's talent for survival comes at an enormous cost, including the breakup of his marriage to the warm, beautiful Dessa, whom he still loves. And it will be put to the ultimate test when Thomas, a Bible-spouting zealot, commits an unthinkable act that threatens the tenuous balance of both his and Dominick's lives. To save himself, Dominick must confront not only the pain of his past but the dark secrets he has locked deep within himself, and the sins of his ancestors--a quest that will lead him beyond the confines of his blue-collar New England town to the volcanic foothills of Sicily 's Mount Etna, where his ambitious and vengefully proud grandfather and a namesake Domenico Tempesta, the sostegno del famiglia, was born. Each of the stories Ma told us about Papa reinforced the message that he was the boss, that he ruled the roost, that what he said went. Searching for answers, Dominick turns to the whispers of the dead, to the pages of his grandfather's handwritten memoir, The History of Domenico Onofrio Tempesta, a Great Man from Humble Beginnings. Rendered with touches of magic realism, Domenico's fablelike tale--in which monkeys enchant and religious statues weep--becomes the old man's confession--an unwitting legacy of contrition that reveals the truth's of Domenico's life, Dominick learns that power, wrongly used, defeats the oppressor as well as the oppressed, and now, picking through the humble shards of his deconstructed life, he will search for the courage and love to forgive, to expiate his and his ancestors' transgressions, and finally to rebuild himself beyond the haunted shadow of his twin. Set against the vivid panoply of twentieth-century America and filled with richly drawn, memorable characters, this deeply moving and thoroughly satisfying novel brings to light humanity's deepest needs and fears, our aloneness, our desire for love and acceptance, our struggle to survive at all costs. Joyous, mystical, and exquisitely written, I Know This Much Is True is an extraordinary reading experience that will leave no reader untouched.
Download or read book Phoenix written by Rahele Behzadi and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2019-02-23 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She knew that God forgives her and she was sure that Riot would share Dandelion’s story with others in the future. The story of a beautiful pink Dandelion that was deceived by a demon and helped him to kill all dancing Dandelions in the Eternal Land. Dandelions burned in the fire and nobody heard about them after that. The pink Dandelion changed to Phoenix, and ash became her nest. She burned herself in sunshine every day and became alive after sunset for purifying herself from sin...
Download or read book A Fine Romance written by Christi Barth and published by Christi Barth. This book was released on 2020-06-01 with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love never tasted so sweet... Mira Parrish came to Chicago to launch a romance store—and her quest for independence. She's got one shot to get this right and can't afford any distractions—no matter how deliciously handsome they are. Sexy wedding cake baker Sam Lyons put his dream of making gourmet chocolates on hold to single-handedly keep his family’s bakery afloat. Add in a fragile, widowed mother, a beautiful new neighbor and the opportunity of a lifetime and he’s got a recipe for disaster. Hate-at-first-sight quickly turns to something that feels like it could be love? Until the press reveals Mira’s calamitous past. Suddenly the buzz surrounding her grand opening is all wrong. Was it a mistake to walk away from her previous life of wealth? Even though that safety net comes with a catch—marry an ‘appropriate’ man and give up her career. Will Mira and Sam give up on their dreams—and each other—or fight their way to a fine romance?
Download or read book Dead Soul In Her Name Book 3 written by Michael R. Hicks and published by Michael R. Hicks. This book was released on 2011-10 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three years after the brutal first contact encounter with the alien Kreelan Empire, the human Confederation is desperate for a victory. With over a dozen worlds under siege by legions of Kreelan warriors, President McKenna orders the Confederation military to deliver a victory to give humanity hope.Roland Mills, Valentina Sikorsky, Ichiro Sato and his wife Steph, along with the irrepressible General James Sparks are once again at the sharp end of the spear in a mission to take back the colony of Alger's World from the alien invaders before it's too late.But overwhelming firepower may not be enough. For the warrior leading the invasion of Alger's World is Ku'ar-Marekh. While she has the powers of a Kreelan high priestess, her spirit is trapped on the boundary between life and death. She is feared by warriors and priestesses alike, who call her the Dead Soul...
Download or read book The Hip Grandma s Handbook written by Linda Oatman-High and published by Seven Footer Press. This book was released on 2007 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Today's first-time grandmothers are the youngest ever. At an average age of only 47, they're not the white-haired, cookie-scented matrons of yesteryear -- and please, don't call them "Granny." The Hip Grandma's Handbook resents is the perfect accessory for today's new grandma. An eclectic collection of humor, reflections, and product recommendations, it offers worldly wisdom and common-sense advice on everything from glam alternatives to "Grammy" (think M'Mere) to tips on feigning interest in yet another round of ultrasounds ("It looks...just like you"). The book's funny, funky voice is a refreshing alternative to the traditional titles on the market, yet it offers wholesome, time-honored information for conscientious grandmothers looking to nourish and nurture grandchildren -- while maintaining their own identity and having fun in the process. Entertaining and inspiring, the book is a thoughtful gift for M'Meres of any age.
Download or read book Emergency written by Neil Strauss and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-03-10 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Terrorist attacks. Natural disasters. Domestic crackdowns. Economic collapse. Riots. Wars. Disease. Starvation. What can you do when it all hits the fan? You can learn to be self-sufficient and survive without the system. **I've started to look at the world through apocalypse eyes.** So begins Neil Strauss's harrowing new book: his first full-length worksince the international bestseller The Game, and one of the most original-and provocative-narratives of the year. After the last few years of violence and terror, of ethnic and religious hatred, of tsunamis and hurricanes–and now of world financial meltdown–Strauss, like most of his generation, came to the sobering realization that, even in America, anything can happen. But rather than watch helplessly, he decided to do something about it. And so he spent three years traveling through a country that's lost its sense of safety, equipping himself with the tools necessary to save himself and his loved ones from an uncertain future. With the same quick wit and eye for cultural trends that marked The Game, The Dirt, and How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, Emergency traces Neil's white-knuckled journey through today's heart of darkness, as he sets out to move his life offshore, test his skills in the wild, and remake himself as a gun-toting, plane-flying, government-defying survivor. It's a tale of paranoid fantasies and crippling doubts, of shady lawyers and dangerous cult leaders, of billionaire gun nuts and survivalist superheroes, of weirdos, heroes, and ordinary citizens going off the grid. It's one man's story of a dangerous world–and how to stay alive in it. Before the next disaster strikes, you're going to want to read this book. And you'll want to do everything it suggests. Because tomorrow doesn't come with a guarantee...
