Download or read book The Poop Diaries written by Abby Ross and published by Black Rose Writing. This book was released on 2020-02-06 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They come into our homes. They see us in our most fragile moments. Plumbers are a fixture in our lives. When a toilet clogs, a faucet leaks, or a sewer line plugs, we call those unsung heroes, desperately seeking help. They scoop out our poop and pull underwear, toothbrushes and cotton balls out of our toilets, doing whatever it takes to get the job done. On a late Wednesday evening, after my toilet clogged, I asked our plumber to share his top five “greatest hits.” The stories were so hilarious, I had to share them with the world. The Poop Diaries features true stories told by my plumber, and many other plumbers, about the most memorable service jobs they have worked on and most unique people they have helped. Whether it’s nudity, rats, fake vaginas, dildos, snakes, weapons and so much more, these plumbers have seen and smelled it all.

Download or read book My Poop Diary written by Dt Productions and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-04 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every bathroom needs a poop log! This is the perfect gag gift for adults or teenagers! A perfect way to keep track of how often your going, the consistency, the time and any unusual traits! This stool log book is beneficial for those experiencing gastrointestinal discomfort and on a journey to finding relief. A great benefit to review with your doctor in creating a long term plan for better health. Include in each page is: Date Time Duration Unusual traits And a spot for you to draw it in if you so choose, to show the consistency Included in this bathroom diary: 120 pages, white interior, a beautiful matte finished cover. Check out my other funny diaries, log books, journals and notebooks by clicking my brand name 'DT Productions.'

Download or read book I Pooped Today The Ultimate Poop Diary written by Dt Productions and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-04 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every bathroom needs a poop log! This is the perfect gag gift for adults or teenagers! A perfect way to keep track of how often your going, the consistency, the time and any unusual traits! This stool log book is beneficial for those experiencing gastrointestinal discomfort and on a journey to finding relief. A great benefit to review with your doctor in creating a long term plan for better health. Include in each page is: Date Time Duration Unusual traits And a spot for you to draw it in if you so choose, to show the consistency Included in this bathroom diary: 120 pages, white interior, a beautiful matte finished cover. Check out my other funny diaries, log books, journals and notebooks by clicking my brand name 'DT Productions.'

Download or read book When Poop Gets Stuck written by Nathan Cameron and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-24 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody poops, and every child has weird, wild, and hilarious adventures with poop. Join Timmy and his family in one of the funniest stories as they encounter ridiculous, disgusting, epic turds that just will not move! This is the perfect children's book to combat the crushing news we receive every day. We don't need a teaching book right now. What we need is the sound of laughter, and smiles all around. This is the bedtime story that will put a smile on your child's face every night!

Download or read book The Origin of Feces written by David Waltner-Toews and published by ECW Press. This book was released on 2013-06-13 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An entertaining and enlightening exploration of why waste matters, this cultural history explores an often ignored subject matter and makes a compelling argument for a deeper understanding of human and animal waste. Approaching the subject from a variety of perspectives--evolutionary, ecological, and cultural--this examination shows how integral excrement is to biodiversity, agriculture, public health, food production and distribution, and global ecosystems. From primordial ooze, dung beetles, bug frass, cat scats, and flush toilets to global trade, pandemics, and energy, this is the awesome, troubled, uncensored story of feces.

Download or read book Prozac Diary written by Lauren Slater and published by Random House. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of the acclaimed Welcome to My Country describes in this provocative and funny memoir the ups and downs of living on Prozac for ten years, and the strange adjustments she had to make to living "normal life." Today millions of people take Prozac, but Lauren Slater was one of the first. In this rich and beautifully written memoir, she describes what it's like to spend most of your life feeling crazy--and then to wake up one day and find yourself in the strange state of feeling well. And then to face the challenge of creating a whole new life. Once inhibited, Slater becomes spontaneous. Once terrified of maintaining a job, she accepts a teaching position and ultimately earns several degrees in psychology. Once lonely, she finds love with a man who adores her. Slater is wonderfully thoughtful and articulate about all of these changes, and also about the downside of taking Prozac: such matters as dependency, sexual dysfunction, and Prozac "poop-out." "The beauty of Lauren Slater's prose is shocking," said Newsday about Welcome to My Country, and Slater's remarkable gifts as a writer are present here in sentences that are like elegant darts, hitting at the center of the deepest human feelings. Prozac Diary is a wonderfully written report from inside a decade on Prozac, and an original writer's acute observations on the challenges of living modern life.

Download or read book Poop Diary written by Curloo Designs and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-14 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've been trying to start a regular journaling habit but can't seem to find the time, this journal is exactly what you need! Keep this journal in the bathroom and use those few minutes while you're going good ol' #2 to write down your thoughts, ideas, and inspirations. Rather than scrolling on your phone while you're doing your business (be honest, you do it) reduce your screen time by swapping out the toilet scrolling for some quality introspection! Your next big idea is just one poo away - make sure you write it down! For more fun and helpful journals and notebooks, head to the CURLOO DESIGNS author page to see all of our products! Happy pooping!

Download or read book Dear Diarrhea written by Stephen White and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-15 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are a multitude of personal journals and diaries on the market for people to record the details of days filled with accomplishment, delightful surprises, emotional fulfillment, and visits from unicorns who frolic playfully under rainbows. This is not that journal. And screw those lucky people! Rather, the purpose of "Dear Diarrhea" is to write down what really goes on in your daily life, letting you vent before you go out of your mind and embark on a highly cathartic but likely illegal rampage. * Contains over 100 hilariously disastrous cartoon illustrations. * Lined pages make it easy to write out your trials and tribulations. * A perfect way to genuinely reduce your stress by putting frustrating events into a humorous format. * A great gag gift for friends which they can actually enjoy using! Perfect for birthdays, retirement parties, "get well" greetings, and holidays!

Download or read book A Day in the Life of a Poo a Gnu and You written by Mike Barfield and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-16 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed with comics, diagrams, and “secret diaries,” this book is a wondrous, encyclopedic glance at a dizzying host of different things—from hearts to farts to coconuts—and makes a hilarious and informative guide for curious young readers. Join the hilarious exploration of “a day in the life” of nearly 100 things on Earth. Find out what exactly your tongue does all day long, how a Japanese knotweed destroys everything in its path, and why no two snowflakes are ever the same. From the gross and smelly to the beautiful and fascinating, this book is a treasure trove of entertaining information.

Download or read book Buster s Diaries written by Roy Hattersley and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2009-11-29 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Buster, a half-German Shepherd mutt, was adopted by Roy Hattersley in December 1995. He began to dictate his diaries soon after his arrival. Buster became England's most famous dog in 1996 when he defended himself against a goose in St. James's Park -- a goose which, unfortunately, belonged to the Queen. Pursued by the press ever since, he has sought solace in writing. Buster's Diaries is the comically heart-warming true story of Buster's triumph over adversity, as he describes his rescue from a paw-to-mouth existence on scraps to his new life in the lap of luxury -- and at the same time reveals the secrets of the strange relationship between dog and the Man on the other end of the lead. Never before have readers been offered such insights into the aromatic canine world. The irresistible fragrance of chicken bones picked off the sidewalk. The special rituals required to receive delicious treats (pig ears, dog biscuits). The sawdust balls Buster must eat to stay healthy while the Man gobbles down chocolate cookies. The painful digestive consequences of eating cream filled cookies while still wrapped. The diaries also reveal the strain of living with the Man -- the constant power struggle of who's boss, the "training" ceremonies, the Man's strange excrement collection syndrome and reliance on new dog humiliation technology. Buster's Diaries will make you laugh and it will make you cry but it has a happy ending. While it exposes the man-made myths about d

Download or read book Dog Diaries written by James Patterson and published by jimmy patterson. This book was released on 2018-12-03 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in the doggone awesome, howl-ariously illustrated, bestselling series from the creator of Middle School! Rafe Khatchadorian’s lovable dog Junior gets his chance to shine. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I've been waiting for ages to tell my story, and now it's finally happening! Being Rafe's dog isn't always easy, but it is always EXCITING! I've got so much to tell you about: How I protect the yard from birds, raccoons, squirrels, raccoons, mail carriers ... and did I mention RACCOONS? Sniffing pooch posteriors for the latest canine news. And the terrifying monster hiding in the hall closet: the vacuum cleaner! These were all the most paw-some parts of my doggie life -- until the evil Mrs. Stricker threatened to send me back to the pound if I didn't learn to behave. Now Rafe and I have to go to obedience school and win the trophy for Best Trained Dog . . . or else!

Download or read book Diaries of the Doomed 2 written by Ashaki Boelter and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Lets Do This Shit a Poop Log Book and Journal written by The Smallest Room Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-26 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This practical poop tracking notebook is great as a functional health tracker and a gag gift! Poop is trending, funny and timeless! It's also a great way to track your bowel movements for discussing with your doctor. A diary with a sense of humor great for people with Crohn's Disease, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, colitis, celiac disease, or other health conditions where tracking your BMs is useful. Features: Convenient and portable 6x9 inch size Paperback Matte Cover 100 pages Space for recording: Date Time Food/Beverage Last Poop Smell, Color, Density, Appearance Notes and concerns And a sketch or drawing of what the poo looked like! Give this as a hilarious, yet useful poop journal as a gift or get one for yourself. Add to your cart now!

Download or read book Poop Journal written by Farout&fab Books and published by Pj 8' X 10' 100pages. This book was released on 2019-01-31 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rustic outhouse in the woods on cover Log your poo experiences for your own edification or working with your medical practitioner 100 pages (50 sheets) 8" x 10" Glossy paperback cover

Download or read book Get the Poop the Diary of a Dung Beetle written by Damiano Bernardo and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-14 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dookie, the Dung Beetle, loves anything and everything to do with poop. It doesn't matter if it's fast poop from McDumps or a fresh delivery from Uber Poops, Dookie will get the poop any way he can! When Dookie isn't eating poop, he's learning all about it at stool school. Dookie is Miss McPlop's pet student, and one day she gives him the responsibility of locking up the school. But Dookie forgets, and the school gets overtaken by a mob of gangsters who turn the stool school into a poop casino. Now Al Capoop and his gang own the school, and Dookie is to blame. So now the little dung beetle needs to redeem himself and win back his school, his friends and the respect of his teacher. As always, Dookie calls on the help of Brownie, his older, streetwise cousin to save the day. Brownie agrees to help his little cousin under one condition; that Dookie joins him on a diaper mission--the riskiest, most lucrative business of a dung beetle. They are dangerous missions, but Dookie is determined to see them through. Can he find a way to get rid of the gangsters and save the stool school? Packed with great gags, poo related puns and fabulous artwork, Get the Poop: The Diary of a Dung Beetle is a hilarious book for children of all ages.

Download or read book Shit Happens a Poop Log Book and Journal written by The Smallest Room Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-26 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This practical poop tracking notebook is great as a functional health tracker and a gag gift! Poop is trending, funny and timeless! It's also a great way to track your bowel movements for discussing with your doctor. A diary with a sense of humor great for people with Crohn's Disease, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, colitis, celiac disease, or other health conditions where tracking your BMs is useful. Features: Convenient and portable 6x9 inch size Paperback Matte Cover 100 pages Space for recording: Date Time Food/Beverage Last Poop Smell, Color, Density, Appearance Notes and concerns And a sketch or drawing of what the poo looked like! Give this as a hilarious, yet useful poop journal as a gift or get one for yourself. Add to your cart now!

Download or read book A Lady s Poop Diary written by Midori No Me Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-06 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Lady's Pooping Diary is the friend you need when things are at their most dire. With reminders to keep you thinking and clean, your new friend will invite you to write all your worries, goals, or dreams in it's 120 pages.