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Download or read book The Pickup Line written by Louisa Trent and published by Trent Publishing. This book was released on 2011-07-06 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When hip, avant-garde artist, Blue Heron, and ultra-conservative businessman, Lou Franco, meet in a pickup line at a trendy vegan restaurant they quickly agree to a weekend of erotic, anything-goes, sex. But a pink flamingo turns anything-goes into something else, something neither of them expects. ...because sometimes all a man and woman really have in common is nothing and sometimes nothing will keep them apart...

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