Download or read book Old Farts Club written by Jh Notebooks and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-10 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OLD FARTS CLUB We all live with them....decrepid, surly, wrinkled...tin need of either plastic surgery or euthenasia?...but we love 'em. Lined pages - room for their inner cumudgeoning. Dead skin wipes off easily. Great funny gift for those approaching their 30s....or 40s or 50s or 60s...you get the picture.
Download or read book The Old Farts Club of America Libretto written by Ricciardi / Nugent and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-08-16 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A group of aged television writers, frustrated by the perceived ageism in Hollywood, meets weekly for lunch. Together, they hatch a scheme to pass off their work as the work of a younger writer, who turns out to be better than them all.
Download or read book Official Member Old Fart Club All Aches and Pains When It Rains written by Funny Notebook and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This journal is a perfect gift for friends and family male or female. Other features of this notebook are: - 120 pages - 6x9 inches - matte cover This book is convenient for writing. It has the perfect size to carry anywhere for journaling and note taking.
Download or read book Secrets of the Old Farts Club written by John Gordan Jauncey and published by . This book was released on with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Old Farts Club written by Phillip J. Powers and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-08 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An over the hill gang plots to steal from the Democratic Election Committee. Will they get caught or can The Old Farts Club help change the course of a Presidential election and live to tell about it? A quick, fun read with more than a few comments about the 2016 Presidential election.
Download or read book Notebook written by Tanya HugesNotebook and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-24 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Official Member Old Farts Club T- funny 6x9 inch notebook
Download or read book Funny Official Member Old Farts Club written by Jackson Antonio and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-14 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Official Member Old Farts Club Journal - Funny Gift Notebook This snarky funny sarcastic blank lined journal is better than a card and makes the perfect gift for a coworker, boss, friend, family member and even fun for yourself! Features: Descriptive and mysterious title to keep your friends and colleagues guessing 120 blank lined 6x9 pages for journaling, a diary, taking notes, keeping lists, etc. Premium black matte softcover Perfect binding
Download or read book Dark Target written by Mick Williams and published by Enigma House Press. This book was released on 2022-02-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book Fitness for Old Farts written by Tim Plewman and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2013-05-06 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you’re an Old Fart who needs to do something about your shape, or you’d like to help the Old Fart in your life shape up, this is the perfect book for you. If you’re engrossed by TV ads that claim that taking their pills will make your fat disappear or that strapping on and plugging in a device will shock your abs into shape, you’re an Old Fart. If you believe that by exercising your wallet you can look like that 20-something-year-old body builder in the ad, you’re an Old Fart. If money is no object, as long as getting into shape does not mean getting off the couch and actually exercising, then you are an Old Fart who needs to read this seriously funny book. It was after the death of yet another friend in his 50s due to heart failure, that actor/writer Tim Plewman and a group of his friends formed a ‘Fellowship of Old Farts’ to try to avoid a similar fate. Fitness for Old Farts is the outcome and proof that the programme they followed really does work. With humour and empathy, Tim provides practical and honest help to men over the age of 50 hoping to rediscover good health and a respectable physique, while still enjoying mealtimes. Using himself and his friends as role models on what can be achieved with the correct, progressive gym exercise programmes, as well as healthy food choices in the form of tasty and simple-to-prepare recipes, he goes right to the heart of the matter because he understands the problems, fears and motivations relevant to old farts. Tim Plewman’s Fitness for Old Farts will keep you in stitches.
Download or read book The Old Fart s Guide to Survival written by Dawn Cawley and published by Splendid Publications Limited. This book was released on 2016-10-03 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You might be getting on a bit but that doesn't mean life can't still be fun! Dawn Cawley, a paid-up member of The Old Fart's Club certainly isn't ready to be put out to pasture just yet and shares her tips and observations on life in the slow lane. From dealing with modern technology and grandkids to old friendships and going deaf, this quirky and humorous take on later life is a must-have survival guide for all the Old Farts who aim to grow old(er) disgracefully!
Download or read book Official Member of OLD FARTS CLUB 70 YEARS of AWESOME written by R. S. R. Publications and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-28 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ✔ Senior Friendly ✔ Easy to Use ✔ Premium Quality ✔ Makes A Great Gift Funny Birthday Notebook Gift for Men Ruled Unique Diary, Sarcastic Humor Journal, Gag Gift, Appreciation Gift.
Download or read book Old Farts Are Forever written by Lee Lorenz and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-04-22 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Legendary New Yorker cartoonist Lee Lorenz showcases his well-seasoned, fan-favorite characters in this one-of-a-kind collection titled Old Farts Are Forever. Lee's colorful old farts have been featured in boardrooms and bedrooms from snowy New England to balmy Boca Raton. They are the disappearing breed of ruthless senior industrialists and a growing legion of hapless victims of modern technology. His old farts face daunting doctors, pets that tyrannize their homes, and spouses who'd rather push them out of a moving car than share the last piece of coffee cake. C'est la vie, for an old fart. Welcome to Lee Lorenz's world. Old Farts Are Forever is the fabled cartoonist's first collection. The millions of age-challenged Americans and the masses of New Yorker cartoon fiends who love Lee won't be disappointed. "I looked in the mirror one day and discovered that after so many years of drawing old farts, I had become one. Old Farts Are Forever is both a celebration of America's favorite minority and an apology to a public I now realize was right all along." --Lee Lorenz
Download or read book Official Member Old Farts Club Funny Old Person Gift for Men and Women Retirement Office Book Notepad Notebook Composition and Journal Gratitude Diar written by Silly Sun Designs and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-23 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Personalised Homework Book Notepad Notebook Composition and Journal Gratitude Diary Paperback notebook 6.0" x 9.0" with college ruled lines on each page. Approximately 100 pages in all. Great to have with you when you need to make those little notes at short notice. Would make a great Christmas or birthday gift for a friend or a family member. Whether it is the start of the school year or half way through it these school journals are great gifts for boys and girls, students of any age and teachers. Filled with ruled paper this school workbook is a must have for every student with 100 pages offering ample room for school homework and notes. These back to school journals work great for: Back to School Memory Book Back to School Supplies & Essentials School Year Keepsake Book School Record & Planner Homeschooling School Supplies Composition Books & Homework Teachers Gifts & Stocking Stuffers Birthday Gifts for Kids
Download or read book Yuck s Fart Club written by Matthew Morgan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Originally published in Great Britain in 2006 by Simon & Schuster UK Ltd"--Copyright page.
Download or read book Old Farts A Spotter s Guide written by Amos Tinker and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.
Download or read book Butter Wouldn t Melt written by Keith Warren and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-09-03 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A group of boys thrown together in the 'A' form of a favoured grammar school in Southend-on-Sea in England in the late 1950's have remained a close-knit group for half a century. This book examines their history and gives accounts of their unusually subversive school behaviour and their more modern meetings or exchanges through social media. It is surprising how rude some of these boys can be.
