Download or read book The Merriest Book of Christmas Humor written by Larry Wilde and published by Bantam. This book was released on 1991-11 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Merry Christmas Mary Christmas written by Laurie Friedman and published by Carolrhoda Books. This book was released on 2017 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mary Christmas wants to love Christmas as much as her family does, but their over-the-top preparations embarrass her until she comes up with a way to share their enthusiasm.
Download or read book Are You Grumpy Santa written by Gregg Spiridellis and published by Hyperion Books for Children. This book was released on 2008-09-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes even the merriest, most cheerful guy on the planet wakes up on the wrong side of the bed… First, after a restless night due to Mrs. Claus's snoring, Santa awakes on Christmas morning and stubs his toe. Then the elves shrink his suit, his sleigh gets buried in a snowdrift, and he gets stuck in a chimney. Santa’s had just about enough! But just in the nick of time, he discovers a very special gift of milk and cookies waiting for him. As he munches on the delicious snack, Santa's remembers what Christmas is all about—the gift of love—and, merrily, his grumpies melt away. Now available as a board book, this merrily irreverent Yuletide story, brought to life by Gregg and Evan Spiridellis, will tickle funny bones and touch hearts far and wide.
Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Revell. This book was released on 2010-08 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.
Download or read book The Dumb Dumber Dumbest Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by Pinnacle Books. This book was released on 1996 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects jokes under such headings as "collegiate chowderheads," "national knuckeheads," and "foreign fatheads"
Download or read book Secretly Inside written by Hans Warren and published by Terrace Books. This book was released on 2006 with total page 584 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the Dutch countryside the war seems far away. For most people, at least. But not for Ed, a Jew in Nazi-occupied Holland trying to find some safe sanctuary. Compelled to go into hiding in the rural province of Zeeland, he is taken in by a seemingly benevolent family of farmers. But, as Ed comes to realize, the Van 't Westeindes are not what they seem. Camiel, the son of the house, is still in mourning for his best friend, a German soldier who committed suicide the year before. And Camiel's fiery, unstable sister Mariete begins to nurse a growing unrequited passion for their young guest, just as Ed realizes his own attraction to Camiel. As time goes by, Ed is drawn into the domestic intrigues around him, and the farmhouse that had begun as his refuge slowly becomes his prison.
Download or read book Lowering the Bar written by Marc Galanter and published by Univ of Wisconsin Press. This book was released on 2006-10-10 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call 600 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? Marc Galanter calls it an opportunity to investigate the meanings of a rich and time-honored genre of American humor: lawyer jokes. Lowering the Bar analyzes hundreds of jokes from Mark Twain classics to contemporary anecdotes about Dan Quayle, Johnnie Cochran, and Kenneth Starr. Drawing on representations of law and lawyers in the mass media, political discourse, and public opinion surveys, Galanter finds that the increasing reliance on law has coexisted uneasily with anxiety about the “legalization” of society. Informative and always entertaining, his book explores the tensions between Americans’ deep-seated belief in the law and their ambivalence about lawyers.
Download or read book When You re Up to Your Eyeballs in Alligators written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 2000-02 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Big Book of Christmas Tales written by Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2023-12-20 with total page 8825 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Big Book of Christmas Tales is an unparalleled collection that brings together the works of several of the most prominent authors in literary history to explore the multifaceted themes of Christmas. By weaving together a tapestry of diverse literary styles from the whimsical to the solemn, the anthology encapsulates the spirit of the holiday season through a broad spectrum of perspectives. The collection stands out for its inclusion of timeless classics alongside lesser-known gems, providing a rich literary context that illuminates the universal appeal of Christmas. The varied narratives, woven with themes of hope, generosity, and reflection, highlight the cultural and emotional significance of the holiday across different times and places, underscoring the anthologys importance as a literary compendium. The backgrounds of the contributing authors are as diverse as their stories, with figures such as Charles Dickens and Leo Tolstoy standing alongside Emily Dickinson and Beatrix Potter. This assembly of authors, each influential in their own right, comes from a broad spectrum of historical, cultural, and literary movements, offering readers a panoramic view of Christmas through the ages. The contributions of these authors, who have each left an indelible mark on the literary landscape, collectively enrich the anthology's overarching theme by showcasing the holiday's universal resonance across various cultural and societal backgrounds. This collection is a treasure trove for readers eager to explore the depths of Christmas through an expansive lens. It beckons to those who are not just looking for holiday tales but are in pursuit of a deeper understanding of the myriad ways in which this time of year reflects and influences the human condition. The Big Book of Christmas Tales is more than a seasonal anthology; it is an educational journey and a celebration of literary diversity that promises to spark reflection, joy, and a renewed appreciation for the enduring power and complexity of the Christmas spirit. Readers are encouraged to delve into this collection, not only for its aesthetic and sentimental value but also for the unique opportunity it presents to engage with the rich tapestry of Christmas narratives from some of the most revered authors in literature.
Download or read book The Common place Book of Humorous Poetry written by and published by . This book was released on 1826 with total page 390 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Big Book of Christmas Tales written by Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2023-12-11 with total page 3777 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 'Big Book of Christmas Tales' is a captivating anthology that traverses the vivacious literary landscape of Christmas narratives. Encompassing a wide range of literary styles, from the whimsical to the solemn, this collection presents an unparalleled amalgamation of stories that both illuminate and celebrate the myriad facets of the holiday season. Its significance is bolstered by the inclusion of seminal works from a pantheon of authors renowned for their contributions to literature, narratively weaving through the themes of hope, generosity, redemption, and the human condition. The diversity of tales, from Dickenss evocative portrayals of Victorian Christmases to Andersens timeless fairy tales, showcases the universal and enduring appeal of Christmas storytelling. The contributing authors and editors of this anthology bring together a veritable tapestry of cultural, historical, and literary backgrounds, united by the theme of Christmas. Their collective works resonate with various movements and epochs in literature, from Victorian sentimentalism to the poignant realism of Dostoevsky, reflecting the profound ways in which Christmas has been celebrated, challenged, and depicted throughout literary history. The anthology stands as a testament to the rich interplay of cultural narratives and individual creativity, offering a holistic exploration of Christmas through the lenses of some of the greatest writers in history. 'Readers seeking a comprehensive exploration of the Christmas spirit through literature need look no further than the Big Book of Christmas Tales. This anthology not only offers a unique opportunity to engage with the holiday season through a multitude of perspectives, styles, and themes but also serves as a testament to the enduring power of storytelling in capturing the essence of human experiences connected to Christmas. It invites readers to delve into a literary feast, promising both enlightenment and entertainment, and fostering a deeper appreciation for the ways in which Christmas has been immortalized in literature.
Download or read book 55 Great Books of Christmas written by William Shakespeare and published by Strelbytskyy Multimedia Publishing. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 1017 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 55 Great Books of Christmas it is really a big collection of famous works of great writers. For many years, these books have admired readers. Now all these stories about Christmas in one book: William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Louisa May Alcott, Hans Christian Andersen, O. Henry, Lucy Maud Montgomery, E. T. A. Hoffmann, L. Frank Baum, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Leo Tolstoy, Henry Van Dyke, Oscar Wilde, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Anton Chekhov John Milton, Clement Clarke Moore, William Blake, W. B. Yeats, Rudyard Kipling, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, George MacDonald, Emily Dickinson, Arthur Conan Doyle, G. K. Chesterton, Selma Lagerlöf etc. L. Frank Baum The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus Marion Crawford The Little City of Hope Louisa May Alcott Little Women L. Frank Baum The Wonderful Wizard of Oz Frances Hodgson Burnett Little Lord Fauntleroy Martha Finley Christmas with Grandma Elsie Lucy Maud Montgomery Anne of Green Gables Abbie Farwell Brown The Christmas Angel George Mac Donald At the back of the North Wind Anna Sewell Black Beauty Hesba Stretton The Christmas Child Beatrix Potter The Tailor of Gloucester Ernest Ingersoll The Ice Queen Louisa May Alcott A Merry Christmas O. Henry The Gift Of The Magi Hans Christian Andersen The Fir Tree Hans Christian Andersen The Little Match Girl Selma Lagerlöf The Holy Night Elizabeth Harrison Little Gretchen and the Wooden Shoe Mark Twain A Letter from Santa Claus Brothers Grimm The Elves and the Shoemaker Brothers Grimm Mother Holle L. Frank Baum A Kidnapped Santa Claus Bible The Shepherds and The Angels Fyodor Dostoevsky The Heavenly Christmas Tree Leo Tolstoy A Russian Christmas Party Anton Chekhov Vanka E.T.A Hoffmann The Nutcracker and The Mouse King Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol Robinson Perrault The Sleeping Beauty in the Wood Madame d'Aulnoy The Blue Bird William Dean Howells Christmas Every Day William Dean Howells The Pony Engine and the Pacific Express William Dean Howells The Pumpkin-Glory Edward E. Hale Christmas Eve And Christmas Day Clement Moore A Visit from St. Nicholas Clement Clarke Moore A Visit From Saint Nicholas Zona Gale Christmas Leo Tolstoy Where Love Is There God Is Also Anne Douglas Sedgwick Christmas Roses Oscar Wilde The Selfish Giant William Shakespeare Song of the Holly John Milton On the Morning of Christ’s Nativity Rudyard Kipling Christmas in India Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Christmas Bells Emily Dickinson Before the Ice Is in the Pools G. K. Chesterton A Christmas Carol Arthur Conan Doyle An Exciting Christmas Eve Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The Christmas-Box Nikolai Gogol Christmas Eve James Joyce The Dead
Download or read book Laughter the Best Medicine Holidays written by Editors of Reader's Digest and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-10-11 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If ever there was a time of year in which we need a sense of humor, it’s the holidays in America—and the latest little book in this best-selling series is here to help! Brimming with America’s funniest stories, one-liners, cartoons, quotes, and jokes, this side-splitting collection explodes the myth that the holidays are the picture of clean homes, well-behaved children, meticulously wrapped gifts, absolutely perfect food, distinguished guests, and perpetual, shiny white smiles. Here is just a sampling of the holiday havoc we all recognize—and love: “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.” —Erma Bombeck Last Christmas morning, after all the presents were opened, it was clear that my five-year-old son wasn’t thrilled with the ratio of toys to clothes he’d received. As he trudged slowly up the stairs, I called out, “Hey, where are you going?” “To my room,” he said, “to play with my new socks.” “The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” —Joan Rivers
Download or read book The Ultimate Family Christmas Cracker Advent Book written by Jenny Kellett and published by Bellanova Books. This book was released on 2022-10-10 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Fun and Interactive Advent Calendar Alternative for 2022" Combining two of the world’s most beloved Christmas traditions: advent calendars and Christmas crackers, The Ultimate Family Christmas Cracker Book is a fun and exciting new concept in the world of books! It’s a hilarious, yet educational and interactive way to spend time with your family over the Christmas period. Designed with all ages in mind, there are activities, jokes, games and more for every member of the family. From Christmas sudoku to word scrambles and more, there’s holiday magic on every page. The Ultimate Family Christmas Cracker Book is the latest book from leading non-fiction author, Jenny Kellett. Her colourful and engaging books have entertained children and adults for nearly 10 years. 25-Day Advent Calendar Enjoy turning a new page every day—just make sure not to peek ahead! Each day is chock-full of timeless fun facts, quizzes and more. Unlike traditional advent calendars, the book is perfect for keeping as a memory of each holiday season. Christmas Book Features: - 130 Beautifully-designed full-colour pages - Family-friendly - Daily Silly Christmas Jokes - Daily Christmas Trivia Quiz - Daily Fun Facts - 12 Family-Friendly Activity Pages - Exclusive Christmas competition at the end of the book - Independently published What better way to start the holiday season?! Scroll up to order your copy today for 25 days of guaranteed laughs and fun!
Download or read book Dad Jokes Holiday Edition written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad Jokes: Yule love them! The perfect hilarious holiday stocking stuffer or white elephant gag gift for anyone on your list! May your days be punny and bright! When it comes to bad jokes, there's snowman like dad. Brace your elves for a winter punderland of the best dad jokes to make anyone sigh, groan, or roll their eyes! Filled with over 300 of the raddest and the daddest puns, quips, and cheesy one-liners, Dad Jokes Holiday Edition is the perfect way to sleigh this holiday season! Give the ultimate, laugh-out-loud dad jokes book that will make a wonderful funny Christmas gift or Hanukkah gift for dads, husbands, boyfriends, grandpas, or any pun lover this holiday season! Inside you'll find the merriest jokes on winter festivities, Hanukkah, Christmas, and New Year's, including knee-slappers like: Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because they're Santa's star bucks! There are always winners and lugers in the Winter Olympics. I love Christmas, but New Year's Eve is stressful for me. My doctor said I had something called "Auld Lanxiety." "Dad, I'm hungry. Will the latkes be long?" "No, they'll be round."
Download or read book Books in Print written by and published by . This book was released on 1977 with total page 1660 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Santa s Big Book of Christmas Tales 500 Novels Stories Poems Carols Legends written by Charles Dickens and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2023-11-14 with total page 8820 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Within the pages of 'The Santa's Big Book of Christmas Tales: 500+ Novels, Stories, Poems, Carols & Legends' lies a treasure trove of carefully curated works, each contributing to the rich tapestry of Christmas literature across the ages. This anthology boasts an impressive array of literary styles, from the gilded narratives of Charles Dickens to the poignant verses of William Wordsworth, enveloping readers in the diverse and multifaceted celebrations of Christmas. Noteworthy for its inclusivity and breadth, the collection showcases a vast spectrum of emotional and thematic variations on the Yuletide spirit, making it a quintessential compendium for the holiday season. The collection stands out for its embracement of both the legendary, as seen in the fantastical tales of George Macdonald, and the intimately personal, as reflected in Emily Dickinson's delicately wrought poetry, offering a panoramic view of Christmas through the literary lens. The assembled authors, a veritable who's who of literary giants spanning centuries, bring together a harmonious blend of voices that reflect their respective eras, cultural backgrounds, and personal philosophies. From the romantic optimism of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow to the critical social narratives of Charles Dickens, the anthology bridges the gap between past and present, making timeless themes of hope, generosity, and reflection accessible to a contemporary audience. The diversity of literary movements represented—from Romanticism to Realism and beyond—enriches the collection, providing a layered and nuanced exploration of Christmas traditions and their evolution. By delving into 'The Santa's Big Book of Christmas Tales,' readers are afforded an unparalleled opportunity to explore the depth and breadth of Christmas literature. The collection not only serves as a testament to the enduring allure of holiday storytelling but also as an educational journey through the landscapes of literary history. It is an essential addition to the libraries of scholars and enthusiasts alike, inviting a deepened appreciation for the artistic and cultural dimensions of the holiday season. Offering more than just entertainment, this anthology stimulates a dialogue between the classic and the contemporary, the solemn and the celebratory, encouraging readers to revisit and rediscover the enchantment of Christmas through the ages.
