Download or read book My Jokingdom written by Tom E. Moffatt and published by Tom E. Moffatt. This book was released on 2023-03-15 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Step into Tom E. Moffatt's Jokingdom, where laughter and humour reign supreme. - Discover 100+ original side-splitting jokes - Learn to deliver knockout punchlines like a pro - Create your own hilarious name jokes - Knock together your own knock-knock howlers This short but jam-packed book is the perfect introduction to the realm of jokes and joke-writing. So, don your jester’s hat and begin your tour of Tom E. Moffatt’s Jokingdom.

Download or read book You re Joking written by Tom E. Moffatt and published by Tom E. Moffatt. This book was released on 2020-11-17 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Convert your jokes into laughter! This fun and informative book provides all the skills you need to find and deliver the perfect joke, including: Safe searching to build a repertoire Choosing appropriate jokes for the audience and situation Optimising your body-language, expression and timing Armed with 101 hilarious practice examples, your jokes will finally get the laughter and applause they deserve. Perfect for joke-lovers aged eight and up.

Download or read book I m Completely Joking written by Tom E. Moffatt and published by Tom E. Moffatt. This book was released on 2024-03-23 with total page 1026 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get the giggles now! Unleash endless laughter with I’m Completely Joking, an unparalleled 5-in-1 collection jam-packed with over 2,000 original jokes. From the timeless ring of Funny Knock-Knock Jokes to the clever quips of I’m Joking, Genius, this anthology is your ultimate source of side-splitting humour. Complete with 100 never-seen-before original jokes, I’m Completely Joking will make you the hero of humour at any gathering. Fun categories: Dip in and out at ease with 100 engaging topics to choose from. Hilarious illustrations: Entertaining artwork by award-winning illustrator, Paul Beavis, on every page. Joke-telling tips: Sprinkled with bite-sized tips to help you squeeze more laughs from your audience. The ultimate gift: Give laughter for years to come with this must-have addition to any bookshelf. Guaranteed Giggles: Whether you’re eight or ninety-eight, this laughter compendium guarantees a chuckle on every page. This amazing 5-in-1-collection includes: Funny Knock-Knock Jokes: 400+ Clean Jokes for Kids I’m Joking: 500+ Original Jokes for Kids I’m Seriously Joking: 500+ Seriously Funny Jokes for Kids I’m Joking, Genius: 500+ Big-Brain Jokes for Clever Folks I’m Completely Joking: 100 brand new original jokes Why did the dog sniff the computer? To see if its email had scent What weighs four tonnes and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant Knock-knock, Who’s there? Howler Howler who? Howler remember all these great jokes? What happened when lion went in an elevator? There was an uproar How did the mountain know what was on the other side? It had a peak It’s time to get the giggles with this complete collection.

Download or read book The Joke Collector s Notebook written by Tom E. Moffatt and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-20 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Heard a funny one-liner in the playground? Found some hilarious jokes online? Jot them all down in The Joke Collector's Notebook, complete with 100 illustrated jokes, fun challenges, and handy tips on finding and telling jokes. Perfect for joke-lovers aged 8 and up.

Download or read book I m Seriously Joking written by Tom E. Moffatt and published by Tom E. Moffatt. This book was released on 2021-09-01 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A seriously good way to get kids reading... With a whopping 500 original jokes crammed-full of puns and word-plays, this 230-page book will get kids reading and show them how much fun language can be. They'll even improve their vocabulary and thinking skills along the way. These clean family-friendly jokes are divided into fun categories, making them easier to find and share. Brief introductions from the author explain how the jokes were inspired and constructed, and over 100 hilarious illustrations bring the jokes to life. If laughter is the best medicine, this book is a seriously good cure. Suitable for jokesters aged 7 to 107. (Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, side-splitting laughter and incessant joke-telling.) You’ll find the following jokes and hundreds more... Where is the milk always fresher? On the udder side How do you get your arm down a toilet? U-bend it Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a library book. Okay, I’m just going to check you out What does fun do at school? Lessens Why did Snow White win referee of the year? She was the fairest of the all BUY NOW for hundreds more of the funniest jokes for children aged 8-12 and beyond...

Download or read book I m Joking Genius written by Tom E. Moffatt and published by Tom E. Moffatt. This book was released on 2023-05-30 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bored of hearing the same old simple jokes? Sharpen your wit and sizzle your synapses with over five hundred big-brain jokes. Hilariously crafted from clever categories, such as Geometric Japes and Viking Vagary, these jokes will extend, enlighten and entertain even the brainiest of jokesters. Complete with brief introductions from the author and a glossary to expand your vocabulary, this book will give your brain the workout it’s been craving. So, caress that cranium, genius... it’s time for some intellectual jokes: What did Shakespeare say when writing a play about shapes? 2D or not 2D? That is the question. How do you freeze tears? With cryogenics What did the chief do when he lost an eye? He became a chef Who stopped the spread of cheesy jokes in Ancient Greece? Alexander the Grater Why were there no Vikings called Ruth? Because they were Ruthless Grab a copy now for hundreds more big-brain jokes for jokesters aged twelve and beyond...

Download or read book Create Your Own Knock Knock Jokes written by Tom E. Moffatt and published by Tom E. Moffatt. This book was released on 2021-11-01 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock bad jokes on the head! Learn everything there is to know about knock-knock jokes, from their history and types to crafting your own knock-out punchlines. Packed full of tips, easy-to-follow exercises and 100+ hilarious examples, this book gives you know-how to knock together thousands of your own jokes. Craft classic knock-knock jokes, like this one: Knock, knock... Who's there? Ewan Ewan who? Ewan me need to talk. Or Unrestricted knock-knock jokes: Knock, knock... Who's there? Waiter Waiter who? Waiter minute, I think I'm at the wrong house! And have a go at making your own sound-play jokes: Knock, knock... Who's there? Howie Howie who? I'm fine, thank you. And can you break the rules, like this? Ding-dong! Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle not better than a knocker these days? This comprehensive guide will transform you into a comedic master, so get ready to hear your friends knocking at your door for more jokes!

Download or read book Funny Knock Knock Jokes written by Tom E. Moffatt and published by Tom E. Moffatt. This book was released on 2023-11-01 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Knock-Knock Jokes does exactly what it says on the cover! With over four hundred kid-friendly jokes divided into fun categories—such as Classic Name Jokes, Animal Antics and Wacky Weather— this brand-new collection will keep your little ones entertained for hours. Complete with handy tips on telling jokes and hilarious illustrations, you’ll be laughing so hard you won’t be able to get up to answer the door. Knock, knock... Who’s there? Howler Howler who? Howler remember all these great jokes?

Download or read book Speaking My Mind written by Ronald Reagan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2004-08 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.

Download or read book I m Joking written by Tom E Moffatt and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-24 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happened when the pencils played the crayons? It was a draw Why can't cats sing in key? They always eat the tuner Why did the dog breathe into the washing machine? It was trying to clean its pants What do you call a man with a cat down his trousers? Claude Giggle yourself silly with over 500 original jokes by Tom E. Moffatt - Author of Children's Laughter. These brand-spanking-new jokes are a great way to freshen up your joke repertoire and change that broken record. Brimming with squeaky-clean family fun, amusing introductions from the author and hilarious illustrations throughout.... I'm Joking makes the perfect gift for children aged 8 and up.

Download or read book The Collectors The Complete Series written by Autumn Reed and published by Autumn Reed. This book was released on 2020-03-06 with total page 1216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With a single touch, I’ve unlocked a piece of history that will irrevocably alter my future. For years, I’ve been hiding in plain sight, pretending to be an average young woman by running my mother’s antique shop and dating cute, ordinary guys. But an accidental vision of the past has set events in motion that expose my secret—I’m anything but normal. I see memories through touch, and my abilities make me a target. As I’m thrust into a world I never knew existed, an organization built on secrecy and coercion threatens everyone and everything I care about. A group of fellow psychics may be my one saving grace...or they’ll drive me toward my deepest regrets. My name is Adele Rose, and it’s time to embrace my fate. **The Collectors is a slow-burn reverse harem series. The Collectors: The Complete Series includes... #1 Touch of Regret #2 Touch of Wrath #3 Touch of Promise #4 Touch of Fate Exclusive Bonus Scenes

Download or read book The Seed Collectors written by Scarlett Thomas and published by Catapult. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A complex and fiercely contemporary tale of inheritance, enlightenment, life, death, desire and family trees, The Seed Collectors is the most important novel yet from one of the world's most daring and brilliant writers. Great Aunt Oleander is dead. To each of her nearest and dearest she has left a seed pod. The seed pods might be deadly, but then again they might also contain the secret of enlightenment. Not that anyone has much time for enlightenment. Fleur, left behind at the crumbling Namaste House, must step into Oleander's role as guru to lost and lonely celebrities. Bryony wants to lose the weight she put on after her botanist parents disappeared, but can't stop drinking. And Charlie struggles to make sense of his life after losing the one woman he could truly love. As Henry James said of George Eliot's Middlemarch, The Seed Collectors is a "treasurehouse of detail" revealing all that it means to be connected, to be part of a society, to be part of the universe and to be human.

Download or read book Death s Collector written by Bill McCurry and published by Infinite Monkeys Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2019-02-17 with total page 387 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wizard compelled to kill. A slaughter he vowed to prevent. A murderer who pissed off the wrong guy… Bib the sorcerer hates how much he loves his job. Cursed by the God of Death to collect lives, he focuses their thirst on snuffing out only lowlife losers and contemptible ass-clowns. But when innocents under his protection are brutally murdered, Bib flips the switch on the ultimate revenge spree. Bent on obliterating the bum responsible, Bib is more than a little miffed when he discovers the shocking truth about his own degenerate nature. But knowing the type of killer he is inside, the reluctant hero won’t be stopped until he mows down every evil dude in his path. Can Bib fight his way to redemption before he loses his soul to bloodlust? Death’s Collector is the first book in the darkly humorous The Death-Cursed Wizard fantasy series. If you like snarky heroes, top-notch magic systems, and epic sword and sorcery, then you’ll love Bill McCurry’s addictive tale. Buy Death’s Collector to flirt with darkness today!

Download or read book Hatcher s Notebook written by Julian S. Hatcher and published by Stackpole Books. This book was released on 2008-01-02 with total page 655 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Classic reference by a renowned expert. Invaluable information for shooters, gunsmiths, collectors, ballisticians, and hunters. Includes new foreword.

Download or read book The Eye Collectors written by Simon Kewin and published by Elsewhen Press. This book was released on 2020-09-04 with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Danesh Shahzan gets called to a crime scene, it’s usually because the police suspect not just foul play but unnatural forces at play. Danesh is an Acolyte in Her Majesty’s Office of the Witchfinder General, a shadowy arm of the British government fighting supernatural threats to the realm. This time, he’s been called in by Detective Inspector Nikola Zubrasky to investigate a murder in Cardiff. The victim had been placed inside a runic circle and their eyes carefully removed from their head. Danesh soon confirms that magical forces are at work. Concerned that there may be more victims to come, he and DI Zubrasky establish a wary collaboration as they each pursue the investigation within the constraints of their respective organisations. Soon Danesh learns that there may be much wider implications to what is taking place and that somehow he has an unexpected connection. He also realises something about himself that he can never admit to the people with whom he works… Think Dirk Gently meets Good Omens!” Visit bit.ly/TheEyeCollectors Cover artwork by Alison Buck

Download or read book A Writer s Notebook written by Ralph Fletcher and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-08-24 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tap into your inner writer with this book of practical advice by the bestselling author of How Writers Work and the ALA Notable Book Fig Pudding. Writers are just like everyone else—except for one big difference. Most people go through life experiencing daily thoughts and feelings, noticing and observing the world around them. But writers record these thoughts and observations. They react. And they need a special place to record those reactions. Perfect for classrooms, A Writer’s Notebook gives budding writers a place to keep track of all the little things they notice every day. Young writers will love these useful tips for how to use notes and jottings to create stories and poems of their own.

Download or read book Journals and Miscellaneous Notebooks 1841 1843 written by Ralph Waldo Emerson and published by Harvard University Press. This book was released on 1960 with total page 652 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vols. 8, 11-12 accompanied by separate "Emendations and departures from the manuscript," by the editors.